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Title: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 14, 2014, 02:03:10 PM
Not bad for October.  But I forgot my charger
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: booty on October 14, 2014, 06:19:20 PM
Gee you are full of Personality.  ::)
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Simple Simon on October 14, 2014, 11:26:56 PM
Not bad for October.  But I forgot my charger

Good, its likely we wont have any further updates to this thread.
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Garbage Man on October 15, 2014, 01:15:22 AM
What's a paree?
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: BigCyp on October 15, 2014, 02:25:10 AM
What's a paree?

It's a special sub section of the Gay Parade, that is only open to gays that do one rep lat pulldown maxes in a Primark hoodie.
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Skorp1o on October 15, 2014, 02:59:02 AM
I believe "Paree" is a slang for Paris, a slang usually spouted by posh people and old aristocrats in England.

The French do not pronounce the S in Paris, so it sounds like "Paree" the R is usually emphasised in this instance by an attempt at pronouncing it like the French....in the end, the outcome is usually a pompous retarded sound from a stiff upper lipped inbred upper class knob you just want to connect your fist to his face. 
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 16, 2014, 11:34:53 AM
Back to civilisation on eurostar
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Simple Simon on October 16, 2014, 12:59:22 PM
(http://s18.postimg.org/y69z6ol7d/Screen_Shot_2014_10_16_at_20_54_10.png)

Worst body on getbig of peace.
Stick arms huge paunch

three buttons open showing off shallow sunken chest
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 16, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
(http://s18.postimg.org/y69z6ol7d/Screen_Shot_2014_10_16_at_20_54_10.png)

Worst body on getbig of peace.
Stick arms huge paunch

three buttons open showing off shallow sunken chest


Thick, tight, solid...
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Simple Simon on October 16, 2014, 01:20:06 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/James_Garner_James_Whitmore_Jr._Rockford_Files_1977.JPG)

Wheres your sports jacket Jim?
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: bigmc on October 16, 2014, 01:40:01 PM
Back to civilisation on eurostar

no wonder you don't want to train with us

looks like you have never been in a gym
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 17, 2014, 12:54:00 PM
by the time that photo was taken i had been marched around paris for most of the afternoon by a colleague, had 4 pints and about a bottle of white wine on an empty stomach. totally hammered.
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Mawse on October 17, 2014, 12:56:13 PM
by the time that photo was taken i had been marched around paris for most of the afternoon by a colleague, had 4 pints and about a bottle of white wine on an empty stomach. totally hammered.

a rare occurrence for you
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: D.O.A. on October 17, 2014, 07:27:04 PM
Back to civilisation on eurostar
Obviously you are from some third world country.
My guess would be Czech Republic. At its best... ::)
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 01:54:11 AM
Back to civilisation on eurostar

Why the fuck have you got an erection?
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 01:56:21 AM
Why the fuck have you got an erection?

I didn't get my suit at Asda so the cloth is prob a bit thicker than you are used to
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 02:02:55 AM
I didn't get my suit at Asda so the cloth is prob a bit thicker than you are used to
No
Your penis is clearly erect and causing a tent effect in your pants
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: D.O.A. on October 18, 2014, 03:07:42 AM
No
Your penis is clearly erect and causing a tent effect in your pants
Hahaha!
two lovers coming from Paree. ::) What do you think is going on in the eurostar?
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 04:10:19 AM
No
Your penis is clearly erect and causing a tent effect in your pants

if that was actually the case i wouldnt be likely to post the pic. try and figure that one out BG.
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: polychronopolous on October 18, 2014, 04:11:24 AM
And the same goes right back to you, pal.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=553001.0;attach=584058)
Title: Re: sitting outside is gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 04:29:04 AM
if that was actually the case i wouldnt be likely to post the pic. try and figure that one out BG.

Obviously you were unaware at the time you posted it that the photo captured your pants proudly displaying your erect tiddler
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 12:03:53 PM
so far you have made three posts in this thread about another guys cock  ::)
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 12:14:07 PM
so far you have made three posts in this thread about another guys cock  ::)

4 now  :D
Admit you have an erection and were rediculous to try and pass it off as a "crease" in your trousers and there shall be no further discussion of your little tiddler
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 12:18:37 PM
4 now  :D
Admit you have an erection and were rediculous to try and pass it off as a "crease" in your trousers and there shall be no further discussion of your little tiddler

drink 4 pints and a bottle on wine, get an erection, post a pic, and ill go along with your demand...  ::)
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 12:44:21 PM
drink 4 pints and a bottle on wine, get an erection, post a pic, and ill go along with your demand...  ::)

I'll take that as an admission
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 12:50:51 PM
I'll take that as an admission

whatever it takes to move your obsession onto something else.
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 12:56:53 PM
whatever it takes to move your obsession onto something else.

"Creases" don't typically have a peak conveniently located where you cock is
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 12:57:09 PM
one more with unripped latissimus dorsi in evidence.
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 12:58:05 PM
"Creases" don't typically have a peak conveniently located where you cock is

your knob must be at a funny angle, thats all im saying.
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 01:12:51 PM
your knob must be at a funny angle, thats all im saying.

Next time it happens just tuck it up into the waistband of your pants, as long as your shirt doesn't come untucked you will be fine and will avoid any further embarrassment
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 01:14:01 PM
Next time it happens just tuck it up into the waistband of your pants, as long as your shirt doesn't come untucked you will be fine and will avoid any further embarrassment

does this happen regularly when traveling around the wirral on the bus?
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 01:15:39 PM
does this happen regularly when traveling around the wirral on the bus?

Not lately, as a porn obsessed teenage filth bag it happened often
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 01:58:48 PM
Not lately, as a porn obsessed teenage filth bag it happened often

do you aim to stop using public transport at some point then?
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 02:05:34 PM
do you aim to stop using public transport at some point then?

Can't remember last time I used it, but would it matter if I did?
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 02:17:54 PM
Can't remember last time I used it, but would it matter if I did?

its not worth going into it, but your reply implied you still traveled by bus in the wirral
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: mazfit on November 06, 2014, 08:44:58 AM
so some people on this bodybuilding forum, dont actually go to gym...... ;D
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on November 06, 2014, 04:11:10 PM
i had the day off today and went to gym about 6pm. some guy asked me to help get the weights up on the hammer strength press. found it strange, but he was in decent shape so i went along with it. seems he had some rotator cuff issues. after getting the two plates up i chatted with him. told him he was too high up on the seat height. later on he said he was a PT there... but i had been giving him advice on form.
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: big barbell on November 06, 2014, 07:21:20 PM
The initialising poster is sure the dogs bollocks! ::)


I'd care to wager he has never even picked up a set of pink 3kg ladies weights! A sad state of affairs! It reminds me of the nancies over UKM! I reckon the kermits got a proper giggle out of it!


Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on November 07, 2014, 01:10:58 AM
i had the day off today and went to gym about 6pm. some guy asked me to help get the weights up on the hammer strength press. found it strange, but he was in decent shape so i went along with it. seems he had some rotator cuff issues. after getting the two plates up i chatted with him. told him he was too high up on the seat height. later on he said he was a PT there... but i had been giving him advice on form.

Haha like diarrhoea telling cologne how to smell good
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: denarii on November 07, 2014, 11:19:58 AM
Hey ass generator when r u going to post your pics?
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 08, 2014, 12:26:48 AM
i had the day off today and went to gym about 6pm. some guy asked me to help get the weights up on the hammer strength press. found it strange, but he was in decent shape so i went along with it. seems he had some rotator cuff issues. after getting the two plates up i chatted with him. told him he was too high up on the seat height. later on he said he was a PT there... but i had been giving him advice on form.


Haha.


are you fucking kidding me?


You arent terribly out of shape, ill be honest. Especially considering you're a natural (I believe).... but you giving training advice is like shizzo giving "how to not annoy" advice.
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: Henda on November 08, 2014, 04:57:46 AM
Hey ass generator when r u going to post your pics?

Maybe one day when I'm not fat,
Why you ask? I never once criticised your physique in this thread, just you form and your public erection
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: _aj_ on November 08, 2014, 06:42:20 AM
The initialising poster is sure the dogs bollocks! ::)


I'd care to wager he has never even picked up a set of pink 3kg ladies weights! A sad state of affairs! It reminds me of the nancies over UKM! I reckon the kermits got a proper giggle out of it!




Hey Joon, how's it going? Long time...
Title: Re: sitting outside in gay paree at a bar in my shirt
Post by: bigmc on November 08, 2014, 08:26:46 AM
Hey ass generator when r u going to post your pics?

bass has posted pics historically

he looks better than you

hope that helps