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Title: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Army of One on October 17, 2014, 01:03:21 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/1413550314771_Image_galleryImage_Collect_photo_of_Hannah_N.JPG)



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2796833/is-hannah-ultimate-tanorexic-19-yr-old-obsessed-getting-perfect-glow-splashes-1-000-month-sunbed-sessions-using-four-different-salons-day.html
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: TrueGrit on October 17, 2014, 01:04:33 PM
At least that's an hour out of McDonald's
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Svengoolie on October 17, 2014, 01:08:34 PM
(http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAUQjBw4EA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.womansday.com%2Fcm%2Fwomansday%2Fimages%2FQi%2F5-rotisserie-chicken-lgn.jpg&ei=LndBVLveMM_KgwTUpoGADw&psig=AFQjCNFVe8dHhlxHFfebHcf3Q_p4uXxtsQ&ust=1413662894866626)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Army of One on October 17, 2014, 01:10:28 PM
At least that's an hour out of McDonald's

Shame about the other 23

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/1413551046525_Image_galleryImage_Hannah_Norman_19_from_Cwm.JPG)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: TrueGrit on October 17, 2014, 01:13:21 PM
Shame about the other 23

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/1413551046525_Image_galleryImage_Hannah_Norman_19_from_Cwm.JPG)

19 going on 46.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Redux on October 17, 2014, 02:36:01 PM
offseason, clearly offseason
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Nails on October 17, 2014, 02:36:47 PM
uk Slob
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Automation on October 17, 2014, 02:36:59 PM
Keep going carcass. When you think about it, she is actually doing the world a favour by trying her hardest to die from cancer.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 17, 2014, 02:49:28 PM
19?  Hahahahaha!
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: denarii on October 17, 2014, 02:52:41 PM
which getbigger is she the sister of?
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: funk51 on October 17, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Shame about the other 23

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/1413551046525_Image_galleryImage_Hannah_Norman_19_from_Cwm.JPG)
ain't that snotty one of the jersey shore tramps.... ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: TEMPER on October 17, 2014, 03:41:10 PM
Is melanotan 2 really that big of a secret to these utter retards...
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: 240 is Back on October 17, 2014, 03:49:17 PM
why is he front butt so big?
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: TrueGrit on October 17, 2014, 03:55:51 PM
why is he front butt so big?

Thinning on top, accelerated decrepitude, front bottom back to front. This bitch must have the tanning salons punching the walls seeing her in the papers.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: polychronopolous on October 17, 2014, 03:57:01 PM
She looks lopsided.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: That_Dude on October 17, 2014, 03:59:45 PM
Thread title delivers however when I read "biggest" I thought in terms of time spent tanning not the physical size of this beast. Would not hit
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Nails on October 17, 2014, 04:00:39 PM
(http://tedwordsblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/superman-pose.png)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Lustral on October 17, 2014, 04:04:36 PM
Is melanotan 2 really that big of a secret to these utter retards...

Yup. Anyone who has seen my pics here knows i am dark enough to be an ebola suspect yet I don't do sunbeds. Fucking retards.

She'd be better off taking ten anadrol a day to get jaundice. Least she might get some muscle lifting burgers.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: TrueGrit on October 17, 2014, 04:21:57 PM
No way is that ..ahem.. 'girl' 19.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Lustral on October 17, 2014, 04:23:00 PM
No way is that ..ahem.. 'girl' 19.

Maybe she means 19 stone. (1 stone is 14 lbs so 266lbs)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: TrueGrit on October 17, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
Maybe she means 19 stone. (1 stone is 14 lbs so 266lbs)

Good shout!
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Stan Diego on October 17, 2014, 04:33:05 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/1413551046525_Image_galleryImage_Hannah_Norman_19_from_Cwm.JPG)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=553163.0;attach=584285;image)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: TrueGrit on October 17, 2014, 04:35:48 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=553163.0;attach=584285;image)

Genuinely laughed out loud at this.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Archer77 on October 17, 2014, 04:57:39 PM
A lot of area to cover.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: calfzilla on October 17, 2014, 05:17:45 PM
Why tan fat?
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Lustral on October 17, 2014, 05:20:54 PM
Why tan fat?

Would you like rice with that?
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Nails on October 17, 2014, 05:23:54 PM
she is from South Wales,


fitting i suppose






(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/video-undefined-224C5E5400000578-280_638x365.jpg)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: booty on October 17, 2014, 05:29:12 PM
Her face already shows potential for sagging upper eye lids. The face should never be tanned. Her skin will resemble a 100 year old crocodile in the next decade.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Army of One on October 17, 2014, 05:30:37 PM
she is from South Wales,


fitting i suppose






(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/video-undefined-224C5E5400000578-280_638x365.jpg)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1148964_550987818284468_1192897385_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Lustral on October 17, 2014, 05:31:31 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1148964_550987818284468_1192897385_n.jpg)

The fat chinese kid pointing in mc Donalds came to mind more for me.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Sophus on October 17, 2014, 05:44:11 PM
I think its amazing how much effort and time these whores spend on tan, make up, clothes etc.

Instead of simply laying the fork down and really looking better
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Dreadlifter on October 18, 2014, 12:05:09 AM
I think its amazing how much effort and time these whores spend on tan, make up, clothes etc.

Instead of simply laying the fork down and really looking better

It bewilders me. They always love shoes too. I figure while they might be too bulbous to wear nice clothes, if they can stuff their trotters into a nice pair of heels it helps mask the pain.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: BigRo on October 18, 2014, 12:17:11 AM
Yup. Anyone who has seen my pics here knows i am dark enough to be an ebola suspect yet I don't do sunbeds. Fucking retards.

She'd be better off taking ten anadrol a day to get jaundice. Least she might get some muscle lifting burgers.

I thought you needed some sun exposure for melanotan to work?
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: visualizeperfection on October 18, 2014, 12:18:47 AM
I thought you needed some sun exposure for melanotan to work?

nope.


it helps, but not necessary.


Just ask my balls and the underside of my cock, they had a real nice summer glow whilst on mt2
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Sophus on October 18, 2014, 01:25:26 AM
nope.


it helps, but not necessary.


Just ask my balls and the underside of my cock, they had a real nice summer glow whilst on mt2

(http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/nice.jpg)
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: jr on October 18, 2014, 01:33:39 AM
I think its amazing how much effort and time these whores spend on tan, make up, clothes etc.

Instead of simply laying the fork down and really looking better

They are like used car salesmen putting a fresh coat of paint over a rust bucket, and trying to sell for top dollar.

All smoke and mirrors. All deception and manipulation.
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: calfzilla on October 18, 2014, 01:36:18 AM
I think its amazing how much effort and time these whores spend on tan, make up, clothes etc.

Instead of simply laying the fork down and really looking better

X1000
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: calfzilla on October 18, 2014, 01:38:08 AM
It bewilders me. They always love shoes too. I figure while they might be too bulbous to wear nice clothes, if they can stuff their trotters into a nice pair of heels it helps mask the pain.


Spot on. Also have you seen their fat feet crammed in there  :-X
Fat feet and cankles are a major turn off.

Their lack of willpower is sickening!
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: denarii on October 18, 2014, 01:39:28 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=553163.0;attach=584285;image)

When did simple simon lose his hair?
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Henda on October 18, 2014, 01:58:58 AM
As if a tan makes her fat disgusting 300lbs body more attractive in any way.
Repulsive
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Tapeworm on October 18, 2014, 04:05:33 AM
It bewilders me. They always love shoes too. I figure while they might be too bulbous to wear nice clothes, if they can stuff their trotters into a nice pair of heels it helps mask the pain.


 ;D
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: O.Z. on October 18, 2014, 04:06:13 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/1413550314771_Image_galleryImage_Collect_photo_of_Hannah_N.JPG)



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2796833/is-hannah-ultimate-tanorexic-19-yr-old-obsessed-getting-perfect-glow-splashes-1-000-month-sunbed-sessions-using-four-different-salons-day.html


would this fine lady represent typical british girl?
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: Bevo on October 18, 2014, 04:07:33 AM
Uk/British girls are so ugly!! :-\ :-X
Title: Re: Britains biggest tanner, girl tans 1 hr a day
Post by: polychronopolous on October 18, 2014, 04:22:31 AM
Uk/British girls are so ugly!! :-\ :-X

How do they compare versus what The Hill Country has to offer?