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Title: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: denarii on October 17, 2014, 02:00:08 PM

Finance always produces the best.  ::)

https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=5452991

I kept thinking Nacho Vidal. He looks autistic.

The Staines Letter...

https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=27567983

Taher, his specialties is everything and he buys and sells your country

https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=442384

Gemma Godfrey, wonder woman

https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=15267357

John Winsell, disinherited from family wine business and thinks he is Mark Mobius because he invests in uzbek small caps or similar. He pitched my friend one afternoon whilst still groggy and bleeding from a morning face lift.

https://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=24298098



I have had to deal with most of these clowns at some point in the past.

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on October 17, 2014, 03:05:29 PM

Apart from the last one, I am linked to 3rd degree to every one of these arseholes.
Small world indeed.

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: The True Adonis on October 17, 2014, 03:06:53 PM

Why bother with this site?  Nobody takes it seriously.  Plus its a goldmine for outings.  ;)

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: denarii on October 17, 2014, 03:13:10 PM

one of Gemma Godfrey's claims:

Television Broadcaster
CNBC
2010 – Present (4 years)

First in Business Worldwide. Viewership of over 390 million globally, with median net worth of more than $1.2 million.


If you multiple 390m by $1.2m you get over $400tn. Thats is almost the entire value of global asset markets including notional derivatives values.... She has a strong head for figures though, just remember that.

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on October 17, 2014, 03:14:21 PM

When LinkedIn was first set up all the recruitment firms in the world were invited to join. The employees of theses firms were then allowed to invite business owners, accountants, bankers, lawyers, directors, senior managers etc to join. You could not just join up yourself because you had to be invited by a member. This way the riffraff would be kept away.

Unfortunately within a few months every kunt and their granny could join and it seems that there are so many business directors and vice presidents of one man band businesses (in other words unemployed wankers who have registered their own company in their bedroom) that the while thing has quickly become a place where the delusional fuckwits reign.

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: Papper on October 17, 2014, 03:17:17 PM

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on October 17, 2014, 03:05:29 PM

Apart from the last one, I am linked to 3rd degree to every one of these arseholes.
Small world indeed.

Me too. Everyone.

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: Hulkotron on October 17, 2014, 03:38:51 PM

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 17, 2014, 03:06:53 PM

Why bother with this site?  Nobody takes it seriously.  Plus its a goldmine for outings.  ;)

Silence :D

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: Leatherneck on October 17, 2014, 04:04:47 PM

I've found Linkedin to be a solid resource.

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 17, 2014, 04:19:40 PM

2002 called and wants its website back

Title: Re: Some amusing self descriptions on linkedin
Post by: Lustral on October 17, 2014, 04:20:35 PM

Quote from: denarii on October 17, 2014, 03:13:10 PM

one of Gemma Godfrey's claims:

Television Broadcaster
CNBC
2010 – Present (4 years)

First in Business Worldwide. Viewership of over 390 million globally, with median net worth of more than $1.2 million.


If you multiple 390m by $1.2m you get over $400tn. Thats is almost the entire value of global asset markets including notional derivatives values.... She has a strong head for figures though, just remember that.

Median net worth? WTF? Does she have net values ranging from $46000 to $30million and 1.2 million happens to be the central number?

Good to know someone heavily involved in business reporting doesn't understand maths you learn aged 12.