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Title: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: jephrius on October 29, 2014, 06:18:45 PM
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When the shit comes down and abs, striated glutes and low bodyfat% will get you killed. Forget pussy. This is going to be about protecting the food and gasoline supply.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: ChopperRider on October 29, 2014, 06:25:19 PM
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When the shit comes down and abs, striated glutes and low bodyfat% will get you killed. Forget pussy. This is going to be about protecting the food and gasoline supply.

Is this "Start a Shitty Fucking Thread" week?

Go drown in a jism filled kiddie pool.........fuckwit.

Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: DanielPaul on October 29, 2014, 06:30:06 PM
No shit this looks like one of my threads
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: ChopperRider on October 29, 2014, 06:34:11 PM
No shit this looks like one of my threads

No....this thread is missing the raging homo cock fiend vibe yours give off.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: _aj_ on October 29, 2014, 06:38:14 PM
Incorrect.

This is the ideal "physique" for the apocalypse...

(http://www.healthfitnessfanatics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sniper-focus-300x214.jpg)

Now go back in your hole.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Man of Steel on October 29, 2014, 06:40:32 PM
Scott Flash Norton....RIP
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: calfzilla on October 29, 2014, 06:48:06 PM
Scott Flash Norton....RIP

Lol I don't think he's dead...yet  :-\
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: thebrink on October 29, 2014, 06:54:21 PM
Scott Flash Norton....RIP

What??! He's dead??
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: DanielPaul on October 29, 2014, 06:56:36 PM
No....this thread is missing the raging homo cock fiend vibe yours give off.
you must be upset because I was poking fun at bostins baby dick lol
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 29, 2014, 08:20:37 PM
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Close but no cigar
He needs bigger peak on the biceps
(http://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/2013/harry/comics_marvel_comics_apocalypse_comics_character_1920x1080_wallpaper_art_hd_wallpaper_1680x1050_www.wallpaperhi.com_large.jpg)
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Mike on October 29, 2014, 08:49:28 PM
Incorrect.

This is the ideal "physique" for the apocalypse...

(http://www.healthfitnessfanatics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sniper-focus-300x214.jpg)

Now go back in your hole.

I didn't realize "physique" included firearms....
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 29, 2014, 08:55:20 PM
I didn't realize "physique" included firearms....

Treat it like it's an extension of your arm.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Man of Steel on October 30, 2014, 03:53:31 AM
What??! He's dead??

I was under the impression he passed 10 years ago.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Man of Steel on October 30, 2014, 03:58:25 AM
The smug holier than thou born again Christian breaking the 9th Commandment. 

 ???

I'm just glad I'm wrong and Scott's still with us.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: thebrink on October 30, 2014, 09:49:47 AM
???

I'm just glad I'm wrong and Scott's still with us.

No way a 600lb bench presser dies without getbig knowing about it.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: funk51 on October 30, 2014, 12:53:13 PM
 : :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( right here's  the guy, he has led the fbi and over 1000 law enforcement types on a wild goose chase for over 46 days  and counting. they've sent dogs , drones balloons, helicopters planes, tanks, snipers and still the diaper sniper roams free.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Nails on October 30, 2014, 12:55:47 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4smD0xy6w08/0.jpg)
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Natural Man on October 30, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
Real men need wars once in a while. To kill other men.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: kepler2008 on October 30, 2014, 02:21:30 PM
(http://idata.over-blog.com/2/81/69/86/frazetta/BD/Ralph-reese/neandertal.jpg)
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: calfzilla on October 30, 2014, 02:23:04 PM
: :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( right here's  the guy, he has led the fbi and over 1000 law enforcement types on a wild goose chase for over 46 days  and counting. they've sent dogs , drones balloons, helicopters planes, tanks, snipers and still the diaper sniper roams free.

All while posting on getbig daily via his uberman account.  :D
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: funk51 on October 31, 2014, 07:04:49 AM
: :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( right here's  the guy, he has led the fbi and over 1000 law enforcement types on a wild goose chase for over 46 days  and counting. they've sent dogs , drones balloons, helicopters planes, tanks, snipers and still the diaper sniper roams free.
they got him yesterday , he was actually still in the area. they took him alive too..
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Skorp1o on October 31, 2014, 07:17:25 AM
Look no further, here it is. 6ft tall of prime meat, stronger and smarter than it looks.

It's secret defence mechanism is that it can annoy the living shit out of its enemies.

The best part is that it also comes with an 'SBLW' (Smells Bad-Looks Worse) which is a potent type of women repellent , so this specimen will not breed and end up burdened. A well thought built for survival creature

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=516037.0;attach=553185;image)

Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: bigmc on October 31, 2014, 07:21:38 AM
skorpio will be smoking a cigar on his balcony gently contemplating his brandy

as the peasants loot and burn the streets below

survival is about not letting the end of the world interfere with living the dream
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: MAXX on October 31, 2014, 08:10:07 AM
(http://pumping-effect.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ron72cr1.jpg)
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: _aj_ on October 31, 2014, 08:23:15 AM
Look no further, here it is. 6ft tall of prime meat, stronger and smarter than it looks.

It's secret defence mechanism is that it can annoy the living shit out of its enemies.

The best part is that it also comes with an 'SBLW' (Smells Bad-Looks Worse) which is a potent type of women repellent , so this specimen will not breed and end up burdened. A well thought built for survival creature

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=516037.0;attach=553185;image)



I have a feeling that Shizzo would be a wily ally in a SHTF scenario. Also, in case of zombies, you can shoot him in the leg and make your getaway while the Z's are feasting.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: oldtimer1 on October 31, 2014, 10:16:35 AM
The elite physique for the apocalypse is the one of an elite soldier. Lean and built for endurance. Someone who can walk 30 miles over rough terrain with little sleep. Someone who is highly trained with weapons and survival skills. Absolute strength will be of little importance.  Knowing unarmed combat will be a needed skill but not over emphasized. Man fights with weapons. 
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: funk51 on October 31, 2014, 10:31:58 AM
 :o ;D >:( :o ::) ??? :-* :'( :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :) :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( 8) ??? ??? :-[
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: SuperTed on October 31, 2014, 10:40:25 AM
The elite physique for the apocalypse is the one of an elite soldier. Lean and built for endurance. Someone who can walk 30 miles over rough terrain with little sleep. Someone who is highly trained with weapons and survival skills. Absolute strength will be of little importance.  Knowing unarmed combat will be a needed skill but not over emphasized. Man fights with weapons. 

X2

A big, overly muscular physique would be useless in a post apocalyptic planet.
And besides, a lack of food and drugs would quickly turn 300lb mass monsters into 160lb twinks. ;D
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: calfzilla on October 31, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
I have a feeling that Shizzo would be a wily ally in a SHTF scenario. Also, in case of zombies, you can shoot him in the leg and make your getaway while the Z's are feasting.

Plus plenty of vodka to sterilize wounds.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Deadlifted on October 31, 2014, 07:16:00 PM
The elite physique for the apocalypse is the one of an elite soldier. Lean and built for endurance. Someone who can walk 30 miles over rough terrain with little sleep. Someone who is highly trained with weapons and survival skills. Absolute strength will be of little importance.  Knowing unarmed combat will be a needed skill but not over emphasized. Man fights with weapons.  
Agreed, you need the battle tested mentality of a soldier, trained not only in strength but in survival and endurance.



























Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: bradistani on October 31, 2014, 07:20:13 PM
crossfitters have this (sorry coach)..
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2a4w8wp.jpg)
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: Hulkotron on October 31, 2014, 10:20:56 PM
Look no further, here it is. 6ft tall of prime meat, stronger and smarter than it looks.

It's secret defence mechanism is that it can annoy the living shit out of its enemies.

The best part is that it also comes with an 'SBLW' (Smells Bad-Looks Worse) which is a potent type of women repellent , so this specimen will not breed and end up burdened. A well thought built for survival creature

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=516037.0;attach=553185;image)



This reminded me of times of yore when Groink was referring to himself as "Prime Cuts" and causing tiny tits to melt left and right.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: muscleman-2013 on November 01, 2014, 12:23:40 AM
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When the shit comes down and abs, striated glutes and low bodyfat% will get you killed. Forget pussy. This is going to be about protecting the food and gasoline supply.

Pro bodybuilder physiques are a joke.   Perma bulkers with blocky muscles look like losers and most people puke when they see them.  They are physically incapable aof agility and athleticism.
Title: Re: The ideal physique for the apocalypse
Post by: thebrink on November 01, 2014, 03:35:57 PM
The elite physique for the apocalypse is the one of an elite soldier. Lean and built for endurance. Someone who can walk 30 miles over rough terrain with little sleep. Someone who is highly trained with weapons and survival skills. Absolute strength will be of little importance.  Knowing unarmed combat will be a needed skill but not over emphasized. Man fights with weapons. 

Only 2 muscles that matter are legs and the heart.