Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: alpha infidel on October 30, 2014, 07:18:12 AM

Title: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: alpha infidel on October 30, 2014, 07:18:12 AM

Help choose 2 strippers from this link, need em for a bucks/stag party I have to organize. Was thinking a topless waitress, and a stripper. The uglier birds might give a dirtier show and the prettier sloots may think they over rated. which would you choose?

http://perthsbestgirls.com/perth-strippers.php

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: tleilaxutank on October 30, 2014, 07:25:13 AM

It's all about the "enthusiasm", bro.  Go for the "enthusiastic" ones...

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: macgarth on October 30, 2014, 07:27:48 AM

http://perthsbestgirls.com/waitressingandstripping-rates.php

Go for the bikini car wash, it's free for charity.

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: Dr.J on October 30, 2014, 07:48:48 AM

They are not going to look like that bro, I was a driver for a long time...those adds are full of shit!

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 30, 2014, 07:52:38 AM

Quote from: alpha infidel on October 30, 2014, 07:18:12 AM

Help choose 2 strippers from this link, need em for a bucks/stag party I have to organize. Was thinking a topless waitress, and a stripper. The uglier birds might give a dirtier show and the prettier sloots may think they over rated. which would you choose?

http://perthsbestgirls.com/perth-strippers.php

Can you sort them through Butt-size?

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: falco on October 30, 2014, 07:53:25 AM

(http://reho.st/gif/ea43b14623406c43f731d5af7d4a6f0094c3afcd.gif)

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: Tapeworm on October 30, 2014, 08:01:23 AM

Based on the few of these I've seen here I advise you to put the money toward drink.  That'll help numb you to the sight of any chain smoking 40yo women who wander into the party with a bag of vegetables and bottle of lubricant.

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: ChopperRider on October 30, 2014, 08:09:41 AM

Quote from: alpha infidel on October 30, 2014, 07:18:12 AM

Help choose 2 strippers from this link, need em for a bucks/stag party I have to organize. Was thinking a topless waitress, and a stripper. The uglier birds might give a dirtier show and the prettier sloots may think they over rated. which would you choose?

http://perthsbestgirls.com/perth-strippers.php

Uncle Junior gimmick.......

Fuck off and get a life!

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: alpha infidel on October 30, 2014, 08:37:24 AM

Quote from: ChopperRider on October 30, 2014, 08:09:41 AM

Uncle Junior gimmick.......

Fuck off and get a life!

Smeagol you forgot to take your medication again,

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: the trainer on October 30, 2014, 08:37:45 AM

Quote from: alpha infidel on October 30, 2014, 07:18:12 AM

Help choose 2 strippers from this link, need em for a bucks/stag party I have to organize. Was thinking a topless waitress, and a stripper. The uglier birds might give a dirtier show and the prettier sloots may think they over rated. which would you choose?

http://perthsbestgirls.com/perth-strippers.php

This is perfect for you I hope you have lots of fun.

(http://goalorientedtraining.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/midget-stripper.jpg)

Title: Re: help choose a stripper for bucks/stag party
Post by: alpha infidel on October 30, 2014, 08:39:17 AM

Quote from: the trainer on October 30, 2014, 08:37:45 AM

This is perfect for you I hope you have lots of fun.

(http://goalorientedtraining.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/midget-stripper.jpg)

I was hoping your dad would stand on a chair and do security for us while your mom dances and flashes her gash