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Title: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 31, 2014, 05:05:35 PM
i was plannin to;, but then i had a 10-15 minutes introspection in my underpants, hitting shots in front of the mirror, while thinking about past present future, life and what will become of it all

and i realized

there really is no chance for me to get the babes with these pathetic 17,5" pipe cleaners


with jesus of nazareth, king of jews, as my witness i will reach 18" by new years eve

and i will get all the babes

all of them


what about you getbig?
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: kevthekid on October 31, 2014, 05:07:32 PM
No because all the milfs are out taking their kids trick or treating
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 31, 2014, 05:22:43 PM
No.
u got a girlfriend or wife to fuck

or is it gonna be a porn nite?

im gonna wank to some black lesbian movies
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Rambone on October 31, 2014, 05:25:18 PM
u got a girlfriend or wife to fuck

or is it gonna be a porn nite?

im gonna wank to some black lesbian movies

Hahaha
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: TEH boob on October 31, 2014, 05:26:32 PM
it's fucking 39F, windy as fuck, and snowing/sleeting/raining here

no.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 31, 2014, 05:26:46 PM
Hahaha
nothin like 2 dark chocolate whore going at it in 69posishon
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: _aj_ on October 31, 2014, 05:27:55 PM
I wouldn't go out with 17.5s either.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: gracie bjj on October 31, 2014, 05:32:18 PM
just got done trick or treating with my son,its fun and im spending time with my son. i love him more than anything in the world
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: TEH boob on October 31, 2014, 05:35:14 PM
just got done trick or treating with my son,its fun and im spending time with my son. i love him more than anything in the world

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhf3QPaEO7CU0aaM1aEjB47yTiGmE18YOSghYxPRoIQ2moJyxLB6L6_w)
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Red Hook on October 31, 2014, 05:39:19 PM
just got done trick or treating with my son,its fun and im spending time with my son. i love him more than anything in the world

AnimalGayLow has a different take on fatherhood. He prefers the absentee/abandonment avenue
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on October 31, 2014, 05:45:47 PM
it gets reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll lllllllllll hotttttttttttttt from 10:00

ass parade


came hard


now time for anabolic sleep

http://nakedtube.com/video/mocha-honeyz-orgy-3-s6-with-osa-lovely-and-stacey-cash-2397462.html
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: ChopperRider on October 31, 2014, 07:31:49 PM
AnimalGayLow has a different take on fatherhood. He prefers the absentee/abandonment avenue

Yep.....he's a fake absentee father to a make believe sick kid.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: 240 is Back on October 31, 2014, 07:34:42 PM
No because all the milfs are out taking their kids trick or treating


this.


sat night will be a great throwdown, nationally.  kids at grandmas and the mamas out, rewarding themselves and washing off the kid stink.  "I've earned it, I'll go a little crazy tonight".   

Getbiggers, your icebreaker for tomorrow is "Sorry, I'm just exhausted from taking _____ trick or treating last night."  It'll give you a chance to show off your kids, or just a google image of a big brother/big sister child you can claim you took out because you live to give.   In like Flynn, baby.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Man of Steel on October 31, 2014, 10:12:38 PM
I'm a full grown man so no.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: da_vinci on October 31, 2014, 10:28:53 PM
Was clubbin all night long. One of the best parties in my life tbh. Completely sober tho', like always. It was difficult to understand which females were gross and which just wore a haloween make-up.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: calfzilla on October 31, 2014, 11:57:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ti16Jlp.jpg)

Ha ha!  Owned!
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Pumpzilla on November 01, 2014, 12:09:50 AM
u got a girlfriend or wife to fuck

or is it gonna be a porn nite?

im gonna wank to some black lesbian movies


Here ya go, buddy. Enjoy.  ;D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Sokolsky on November 01, 2014, 12:21:39 AM
Trippin balls on 4FA and X getting leaner by the minute  ;D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Papper on November 01, 2014, 01:21:15 AM
For the clubs you just need great chest and good arms and a tight t-shirt.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 03:05:40 AM
Haha! Classic Halo.

I arguably have a g/f and plenty of young supplicants at work who would sleep with me to gain advantage in their rise up the corporate ladder but my mind weighs heavy tonight with matters of a non-sexual nature.


i think i was fired at my former job for not sleepin with fat female boss


Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Parker on November 01, 2014, 03:22:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ti16Jlp.jpg)
Selfish. She couldn't keep the guy she had a child with? What happens if she gets pregnant again? Give that child to foster care as well?
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: MikMaq on November 01, 2014, 10:23:15 AM
 I got my costume ready.

I bingo dabbed my girls eye, and I got a prop cbc mic.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 10:24:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ti16Jlp.jpg)
this is the saddest thing

kid will never recover
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Simple Simon on November 01, 2014, 10:27:53 AM
this is the saddest thing

kid will never recover
Kid will be in a far, far better place my friend.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 10:28:41 AM
Kid will be in a far, far better place my friend.
maybe so but eating icecream with mocha honey and braiding her hair it sounds pretty cosy
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Simple Simon on November 01, 2014, 10:29:17 AM
maybe so but eating icecream with mocha honey and braiding her hair it sounds pretty cosy
I bet that happened once.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 10:29:59 AM
I bet that happened once.
;D

uhm bro

are you on stimulants tonight?

your replies are fast as lighting ;D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 01, 2014, 10:36:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ti16Jlp.jpg)

what a crazy bitch.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Viking11 on November 01, 2014, 11:14:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ti16Jlp.jpg)
Useless bitch except for gang bangs and porn.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: the trainer on November 01, 2014, 11:54:56 AM
Had an awesome night last night dressed up as hercules had bitches feeling up my muscles in da club hooked up a bitch in a sexy nurse costume took her over to my place along with her friend and some dude, I pounded her pussy so hard but she did not feel that shit until this morning she is telling me how sore she is.
I sent them along their merry way then had some of that  ground cornmeal that I bought yesterday and went back to sleep, just woke up again hungry as fuck, overall it was a great night.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Mike on November 01, 2014, 12:01:59 PM
Had an awesome night last night dressed up as hercules had bitches feeling up my muscles in da club hooked up a bitch in a sexy nurse costume took her over to my place along with her friend and some dude, I pounded her pussy so hard but she did not feel that shit until this morning she is telling me how sore she is.
I sent them along their merry way then had some of that  ground cornmeal that I bought yesterday and went back to sleep, just woke up again hungry as fuck, overall it was a great night.

This troll is getting bad...

I do enjoy the content but it's very predictable: overtly masculine themes, always in "da club" or lifting heavy.

At least with other trolls/gimmicks they attach a bit of their REAL life to these. BS posts to inject some credibility.

Try harder please
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: the trainer on November 01, 2014, 12:05:18 PM
This troll is getting bad...

I do enjoy the content but it's very predictable: overtly masculine themes, always in "da club" or lifting heavy.

At least with other trolls/gimmicks they attach a bit of their REAL life to these. BS posts to inject some credibility.

Try harder please

Listen basement boy all I do in life is lift heavy weights go to da club and pick up bitches so what the fuck else am I going to talk about.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Wez on November 01, 2014, 12:05:27 PM
No one my age should go clubbing....I don't even know where the club is.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: the trainer on November 01, 2014, 12:14:42 PM
No one my age should go clubbing....I don't even know where the club is.

Are you one of those retards who feel that you are too old for da club, age is just a number bro get some self confidence go out da club and hook up with a hot chick.

(http://pintast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/funny-happy-old-man-at-a-party-1400762069kn84g.jpg)
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Deadlifted on November 01, 2014, 12:17:57 PM
Im young and I dont clubbin. If you enjoy it then theres nothing wrong with it though, my roommates always tried to convince me and then they just stopped trying  :D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: the trainer on November 01, 2014, 12:26:25 PM
Im young and I dont clubbin. If you enjoy it then theres nothing wrong with it though, my roommates always tried to convince me and then they just stopped trying  :D

Guess you dont get laid too often.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: dustin on November 01, 2014, 12:34:34 PM
No because all the milfs are out taking their kids trick or treating

Took my daughter to the mall and was astounded by all the milfs I saw. It's like they all came out from hiding.

halo should capitalize on that. If I were single, I'd be swimming in milf pussy.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on November 01, 2014, 12:42:02 PM
nothin like 2 dark chocolate whore going at it in 69posishon

With who, 'baby mama' & 'grandma baby mama'  ;D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Deadlifted on November 01, 2014, 12:47:47 PM
Guess you dont get laid too often.
You would guess correctly, as its much easier to pull some pussy when you go clubbin every weekend
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 12:53:25 PM
With who, 'baby mama' & 'grandma baby mama'  ;D
baby grandma was walking around bare chested when i meet her

it was a bit weird as i was studying her

"if you wanna know what ur woman will look like, look at her mama"


she had a massive gut
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: MAXX on November 01, 2014, 01:01:54 PM
nah dont like getting wasted these days and the clubs here suck
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on November 01, 2014, 01:04:52 PM
baby grandma was walking around bare chested when i meet her

it was a bit weird as i was studying her

"if you wanna know what ur woman will look like, look at her mama"


she had a massive gut

Nice family  :D, so how was sex with her  ;D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 01:12:04 PM
i wanted to go tonight, but i measure my arm and i just felt overwhelmed with depression
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Simple Simon on November 01, 2014, 01:13:19 PM
You would guess correctly, as its much easier to pull some pussy when you go clubbin every weekend
If you are a gimmick then you need to stop telling so much about yourself, you will trip up later.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 01:15:45 PM
You would guess correctly, as its much easier to pull some pussy when you go clubbin every weekend
this is the biggest makebelieve cock of shit i ever read

one time i was in a club with a baggy collared long sleeve shirt because no time to go home and change after work

and i was in the club and i just realized

without my arms visible i am just like the next idiot with literally not a snowball chance in hell of ghettin the babes
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: the trainer on November 01, 2014, 01:16:04 PM
nah dont like getting wasted these days and the clubs here suck

Who says you have to get wasted when you go out, just drink some red wine to get a buzz and you will be fine.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Deadlifted on November 01, 2014, 01:16:22 PM
If you are a gimmick then you need to stop telling so much about yourself, you will trip up later.
What part of the two posts I made seems like a gimmick? For real though  ???
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 01:18:31 PM
Who says you have to get wasted when you go out, just drink some red wine to get a buzz and you will be fine.
what kind of homo drink red wine in a club

i think u nervous when people bump into eachother not to get that menstrual blood looking drink all over yourself


and what with "just enough to get a buzz" ballonies?

u dont listen to negro rap music son?


when u in the club u gotta get FUCKIN CRAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYYY slammin down 10 dolla hinnies a shot

yip
 yip

Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on November 01, 2014, 02:04:57 PM
this is the biggest makebelieve cock of shit i ever read

one time i was in a club with a baggy collared long sleeve shirt because no time to go home and change after work

and i was in the club and i just realized

without my arms visible i am just like the next idiot with literally not a snowball chance in hell of ghettin the babes

But yours new Cuban build Merc must be magnetic for those "fine" chicks  ;)
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: the trainer on November 01, 2014, 02:11:42 PM
what kind of homo drink red wine in a club

i think u nervous when people bump into eachother not to get that menstrual blood looking drink all over yourself


and what with "just enough to get a buzz" ballonies?

u dont listen to negro rap music son?


when u in the club u gotta get FUCKIN CRAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYYY slammin down 10 dolla hinnies a shot

yip
 yip



red wine is for da pump, I would never ever go to a club fully covered if I cant wear a tight shirt I am not going, this is how its done.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/12/article-2538014-1A95069400000578-310_634x989.jpg)
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on November 01, 2014, 02:44:02 PM
i wanted to go tonight, but i measure my arm and i just felt overwhelmed with depression

O, dear lord U make me  :'( :'( :'( relax U will be unemployed in January, so  :D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 02:45:04 PM
O, dear lord U make me  :'( :'( :'( relax U will be unemployed in January, so  :D
i wish

but this dude tells me he is pushing for hirin me permanently


it was a bit difficult to pretend to be happy about this ;D
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 02:58:09 PM
it gets reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll lllllllllll hotttttttttttttt from 10:00

ass parade


came hard


now time for anabolic sleep

http://nakedtube.com/video/mocha-honeyz-orgy-3-s6-with-osa-lovely-and-stacey-cash-2397462.html
this video is worth watching more than once

oh man
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on November 01, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
i wish

but this dude tells me he is pushing for hirin me permanently


it was a bit difficult to pretend to be happy about this ;D

so you'll be total slave & 'baby mama' will take 1/2 of yours coins  :-\

no much sunshine in your life  :P
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 03:00:57 PM
so you'll be total slave & 'baby mama' will take 1/2 of yours coins  :-\

no much sunshine in your life  :P
no i am not giving her a nickle

Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: gmflex on November 01, 2014, 08:05:15 PM
Ha ha!  Owned!






Stupid low life horny bitch..
Low self-esteem hoe  >:(
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: thebrink on November 01, 2014, 08:59:26 PM
I attained arms over 17 inches without sterons and so have many others. Bitches triple dig that fact.
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on November 01, 2014, 11:23:27 PM
no i am not giving her a nickle



Yeah right, no compulsory child support in "Cuba" (aka Belgium)  :)
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 01, 2014, 11:31:31 PM
Guess you dont get laid too often.
only geeks cant get pussy outside the club
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 02, 2014, 01:07:05 AM
Yeah right, no compulsory child support in "Cuba" (aka Belgium)  :)

not as long as he's not living with her

he's living in the hospitale

just pay half of them bills and she can eat sand


if she ever does take him home she wont get much, it get calculated based on father salary


joke on her for breeding with a loser
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 02, 2014, 01:07:58 AM
I attained arms over 17 inches without sterons and so have many others. Bitches triple dig that fact.
show me the pictors or be silence
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: calfzilla on November 02, 2014, 01:13:39 AM
not as long as he's not living with her

he's living in the hospitale

just pay half of them bills and she can eat sand


if she ever does take him home she wont get much, it get calculated based on father salary


joke on her for breeding with a loser

Hopefully little halo will be out of the hospital soon, inshallah
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: anabolichalo on November 02, 2014, 01:14:49 AM
Hopefully little halo will be out of the hospital soon, inshallah
soon...

it will be cheaper than half his bills too
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 02, 2014, 02:43:44 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/pics/arnold/2007/party/party2820.jpg)
Title: Re: are you guys going clubbin tonite?
Post by: Howard on November 02, 2014, 01:25:46 PM
Are you one of those retards who feel that you are too old for da club, age is just a number bro get some self confidence go out da club and hook up with a hot chick.

(http://pintast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/funny-happy-old-man-at-a-party-1400762069kn84g.jpg)


Thanks, now I feel young enough to still go...but I probably won't.