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Title: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 01, 2014, 10:18:15 AM
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Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Simple Simon on November 01, 2014, 10:19:32 AM
Doesnt even rhyme  ::)
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Natural Man on November 01, 2014, 10:25:31 AM
what a fag.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Simple Simon on November 01, 2014, 10:25:59 AM
what a fag.
Problem with gay people?
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: anabolichalo on November 01, 2014, 10:26:06 AM
no muscles no care

move out the way twink

getbig is a place for beast of muscle and might
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: tommywishbone on November 01, 2014, 10:30:16 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bench three-fifty
What about you?
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 01, 2014, 10:32:08 AM
no muscles no care

move out the way twink

getbig is a place for beast of muscle and might


(http://www.bodybuilding.com/bodybuilders/paris1.jpg)
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 01, 2014, 10:35:38 AM
"all rights reserved" of peace.

Like somebody is going to steal that wonderful work.

I heard better in an inner city high school...
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: local hero on November 01, 2014, 10:57:39 AM
The bards of getbig shit all over him ( no scat/homo )


Been some great rhyming pieces on these boardings over the yrs

My fave line sticks in my head, was in ode of a muscle hunk, went along the lines of;

he passed on by, can you feel the heat... Im sure the anoraks could pull up plenty of works
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Lord Chronos on November 01, 2014, 11:00:21 AM
what a fag.

an alive fag, better than 300lbs rotting in a coffin....or is it?
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Lord Chronos on November 01, 2014, 11:05:19 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bench three-fifty
What about you?

Roses are red
violets are blue
I rest in a casket?
How about you?
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: 240 is Back on November 01, 2014, 01:40:02 PM
Wider than
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: MAXX on November 01, 2014, 01:47:20 PM
gayer than


...oh wait
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Fortress on November 01, 2014, 02:04:47 PM
Bob's a good dude.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: the trainer on November 01, 2014, 04:32:31 PM
The trainer is alpha and he is hardcore
When he wants to train he will kick off your gym door
Put on his tight shirt he going to da club
Women grabs his biceps to give it a rub

He gives the bitches heavy pounding until the bed breaks
The neighbours think its a fucking earthquake
Hide your woman cause he has no control
And when she sees his big dick you will become a cuckold


The trainer by the trainer 2014 all rights reserved
If you copy this shit I will fuck you in the ass (no homo)
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: THEBOSS on November 01, 2014, 04:37:09 PM
The trainer is alpha and he is hardcore
When he wants to train he will kick off your gym door
Put on his tight shirt he going to da club
Women grabs his biceps to give it a rub

He gives the bitches heavy pounding until the bed breaks
The neighbours think its a fucking earthquake
Hide your woman cause he has no control
And when she sees his big dick you will become a cuckold


The trainer by the trainer 2014 all rights reserved
If you copy this shit I will fuck you in the ass (no homo)
  hahahhahaahahahh awesome
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on November 01, 2014, 04:54:40 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rod Jackson put his cock
Where I poo

-Bob Paris
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Juruth on November 01, 2014, 05:04:44 PM
PARIS IS BURNING
Paris is burning, 
Some screamed Paris is Flaming,
How Paris loved the tender rod of Rod,
How Rod, thrown to the floor, takes the load(s)
Of the nations, hither and thither,
How Rod cackles with gay delight,
As Paris is Burning
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Rambone on November 01, 2014, 05:46:18 PM
That was some beautiful schmoetry
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Eric2 on November 01, 2014, 05:48:52 PM
Hickory dickory dock Bob Paris
Was sucking co.ck
The clock struck two
The c.ock shot it's goo
And Bob skipped on down the block
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Smokincrazy on November 01, 2014, 06:24:58 PM
Hickory dickory dock Bob Paris
Was sucking co.ck
The clock struck two
The c.ock shot it's goo
And Bob skipped on down the block
The Bob homo skipping was the best part. Good work. This thread has potential
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on November 01, 2014, 06:44:21 PM
There once was a gay guy named Bob
Who like sucking on Rod Jackson's knob

Though their love went away
Each remained really gay

Now they both buttfuck corn on the cob
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on November 01, 2014, 06:47:43 PM
Hickory dickory dock
Bob Paris was stroking his cock

The clock struck six
Paris dreamed of dicks

And shot cum into his neighbor's buttocks
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Eric2 on November 01, 2014, 07:06:18 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bob Paris plays with goo.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Schnauzer on November 01, 2014, 07:34:32 PM
Bob Paris and Phil went up the hill,

each with a buck and a quarter.

Bob came down with two-fifty, OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: O.Z. on November 01, 2014, 07:46:02 PM
Bob Paris=Big Cyp?
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: TEH boob on November 01, 2014, 08:51:37 PM
"all rights reserved" of peace.

Like somebody is going to steal that wonderful work.

I heard better in an inner city high school...

Roses are red, violets are blue
You snitch on me,
I gon' cut you
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: BayGBM on November 02, 2014, 04:24:23 AM
I would rather have his doppelganger, John W. Shipp.  :-*
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Natural Man on November 02, 2014, 06:23:14 AM
im shitting my pants laughing.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Eric2 on November 02, 2014, 08:06:41 AM
Rod Jackson was straddling Bob Paris
His balls fell from his jock
He laid them to rest
On Bob's sweaty chest
And paddled his face with his co.c.k

all rights reserved GetbigSchmoetry 2014



Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Julio Ceasar on November 02, 2014, 08:18:10 AM
Roses are red
violets are blue
No condome, no pullout!
How about you?
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on November 02, 2014, 08:18:48 AM
Bobby P and Lonny T...

Two guys who lick where all guys pee...

They fuck in cars....they fuck in malls....

Doesn't matter where they stop to drain their balls....
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 02, 2014, 08:22:26 AM
Brillig.  Sounds like the kind of guy who's gyred & gymbled his slythy tove in plenty a wabe.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Danjo on November 02, 2014, 08:25:14 AM
Does Bob rod Rod or, does Rod rod Bob..??!!
or..does Rod bob Bob or, does Bob bob Rod..??!!!!
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Archer77 on November 02, 2014, 08:39:16 AM
Butthole is Red thats where you poo
I blow dudes
Tbombz does too.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on November 02, 2014, 09:51:47 AM
Pease porridge hot
Pease porridge cold
If you cock leaks green
Bob will suck out the mold
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: MAXX on November 02, 2014, 03:26:51 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just had a big shit
I hope you had too
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on November 02, 2014, 05:41:24 PM
Funny thing is that Bob's first wife (MAN), Rod Jackson, went back to Canada and married and has kids and became a conservative politician.

Funny how that works.......
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: anabolichalo on November 02, 2014, 05:42:19 PM
Funny thing is that Bob's first wife, Rod Jackson, went back to Canada and married and has kids and became a conservative politician.

Funny how that works.......
she obviously wants to erradicate gays so that no woman will have to go thru the pain of marriaging a closet gay
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: MAXX on November 02, 2014, 05:46:03 PM
she obviously wants to erradicate gays so that no woman will have to go thru the pain of marriaging a closet gay
she?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ktTRXfZvrLQ/UEos9WB9_fI/AAAAAAAAKTU/t_-hDmEqa3w/s1600/cover0546.jpg)
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: anabolichalo on November 02, 2014, 05:46:43 PM
she?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ktTRXfZvrLQ/UEos9WB9_fI/AAAAAAAAKTU/t_-hDmEqa3w/s1600/cover0546.jpg)
WHAT THE FUCK

that was a nasty surprise
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: njflex on November 02, 2014, 06:33:19 PM
she?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ktTRXfZvrLQ/UEos9WB9_fI/AAAAAAAAKTU/t_-hDmEqa3w/s1600/cover0546.jpg)
roses are red ,mullets are blonde
if we keep this up,you'll be stroking my wand...
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Eric2 on November 02, 2014, 07:16:18 PM
roses are red ,mullets are blonde
if we keep this up,you'll be stroking my wand...


Hahaahahah ;D
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: TEH boob on November 02, 2014, 07:42:53 PM
As an aside, I've always found it to be curiously ironic that some of the most pro-fag, 'oh they're so cute' parroters, are cute, younger women who would rather be drawn and quartered than receive a cock in their ass.

total lie

I love the gay community, and I know how to make an anniversary special
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: anabolichalo on November 03, 2014, 05:17:57 AM
As an aside, I've always found it to be curiously ironic that some of the most pro-fag, 'oh they're so cute' parroters, are cute, younger women who would rather be drawn and quartered than receive a cock in their ass.
same story with the "non racist, i like black people" crowd who would rather be drawn and quartered than invite a bunch of black people in their house


Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: MORTALCOIL on November 03, 2014, 05:26:11 AM
Very subtle way of claiming natural status.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Ronnie Rep on November 03, 2014, 08:12:10 AM
x
Ghey!
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: The Wizard on November 03, 2014, 08:31:57 AM
Fantastic bodybuilder in his time.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Europe on November 03, 2014, 08:47:21 AM
Hickory dickory dock Bob Paris
Was sucking co.ck
The clock struck two
The c.ock shot it's goo
And Bob skipped on down the block
Lolol...
The creativity in Getbig would put many marketeers/salesmen/politician/artists to shame, now if only this would be used to cure baldness or penis enlargement, getbiggers would be demi-gods!!
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: anabolichalo on November 03, 2014, 01:28:06 PM
Lolol...
The creativity in Getbig would put many marketeers/salesmen/politician/artists to shame, now if only this would be used to cure baldness or penis enlargement, getbiggers would be demi-gods!!
2 of the main challenges of modern civilization

Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Schnauzer on November 03, 2014, 01:39:19 PM
What did Bob Paris give Frosty the Snowman?


A snowjob
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: 2Thick on November 03, 2014, 02:56:42 PM
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: Rambone on November 03, 2014, 03:08:53 PM
Two thongs converged around my swollen wood, and I—
I took the one with more sequins and glitter,
And that has made all the difference.

Schmoetry by Robert "Frost" Paris
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: 2Thick on November 03, 2014, 03:13:02 PM
The trainer is alpha and he is hardcore
When he wants to train he will kick off your gym door
Put on his tight shirt he going to da club
Women grabs his biceps to give it a rub

He gives the bitches heavy pounding until the bed breaks
The neighbours think its a fucking earthquake
Hide your woman cause he has no control
And when she sees his big dick you will become a cuckold


The trainer by the trainer 2014 all rights reserved
If you copy this shit I will fuck you in the ass (no homo)


I've been saying all along that you're the real deal. Hopefully everyone sees it now.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: dr.chimps on November 03, 2014, 04:18:59 PM
Duskscape. As far as I got.
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: TEH boob on November 03, 2014, 06:46:40 PM
Two thongs converged around my swollen wood, and I—
I took the one with more sequins and glitter,
And that has made all the difference.

Schmoetry by Robert "Frost" Paris

I rather like this one
Title: Re: Bob Paris writes poetry now.
Post by: juicemachine on November 27, 2014, 03:11:53 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b-7K4Zl7i-4/TR9TCWNq4oI/AAAAAAAAASg/86p4wkrAb0I/s1600/bobparis55.jpg)