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Title: I wanna fuck katy Perry!
Post by: whitewidow on November 03, 2014, 07:28:25 AM
Real random thread but i was watching the katy perry dark horse video pretty loaded on test at the moment and man i want to fuck that weird chick!
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Post by: Royalty on November 03, 2014, 07:33:54 AM
Real random thread but i was watching the katy perry dark horse video pretty loaded on test at the moment and man i want to fuck that weird chick!

She said that she wears daisy dukes, bikini on top!
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 03, 2014, 07:37:22 AM
Queue Bradistani to post the 12538 pics he has of her juicy tits........
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Post by: whitewidow on November 03, 2014, 07:38:28 AM
She said that she wears daisy dukes, bikini on top!

That seems to be the new style. All i saw this summer were girls in daisy dukes and cutt-offs just looking slutty as ever ;) I love it! Even bigger girls are throwing on the daisy dukes. I saw some foreign french girls with there asses literally hanging out of the daisy dukes,good stuff!
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Post by: whitewidow on November 03, 2014, 07:40:09 AM
Queue Bradistani to post the 12538 pics he has of her juicy tits........

Ive heard of katy Perry but man she is looking so fucking slutty in those wigs she wears in that video. heard her name but never really knew how sexy she was till i saw that dark horse video. Now my mission is to fuck her and lola jones.
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Post by: falco on November 03, 2014, 07:40:23 AM
Bitch is into satanism.
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Post by: njflex on November 03, 2014, 07:40:52 AM
Ive heard of katy Perry but man she is looking so fucking slutty in those wigs she wears in that video. heard her name but never really knew how sexy she was till i saw that dark horse video. Now my mission is to fuck her and lola jones.
GOOD CHOICES  :)
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Post by: njflex on November 03, 2014, 07:42:58 AM
Bitch is into satanism.
parents are super religious,,,she was bound to turn..
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Post by: the trainer on November 03, 2014, 07:44:33 AM
Real random thread but i was watching the katy perry dark horse video pretty loaded on test at the moment and man i want to fuck that weird chick!

The closest you will come to fucking katy is fucking the sex doll so here you go knock yourself out.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81cG8fievxL._SL1500_.jpg)
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Post by: Natural Man on November 03, 2014, 07:49:27 AM
(http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg)
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Post by: njflex on November 03, 2014, 07:53:53 AM
(http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg)
Katie scurvy..
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Post by: whitewidow on November 03, 2014, 08:29:49 AM
The closest you will come to fucking katy is fucking the sex doll so here you go knock yourself out.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81cG8fievxL._SL1500_.jpg)

is that shit for real? do they have one of lola jones too? :D
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Post by: whitewidow on November 03, 2014, 08:31:21 AM
GOOD CHOICES  :)

katy has the slutty thing going on plus I can tell shes a moaner,lola jones just has that fine booty and body is banging! I'll fuck them both one day if i have to make that my lifes mission If they die before i get a chance then I'll buy that fucking sex doll! :D
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Post by: anabolichalo on November 03, 2014, 08:31:51 AM
(http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg)
damn

she must be from the UK
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Post by: Rambone on November 03, 2014, 08:34:45 AM
I'd fornicate with her as long as no words came out of that annoying, cunty mouth of hers.
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Post by: Alucard on November 03, 2014, 08:42:53 AM
(http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg)
Oops, epic legs... :-X
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Post by: B R on November 03, 2014, 08:46:43 AM
(http://www.nothingsnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katy-perry-before-and-after-001.jpg)

Wider than Heath.



Better quad definition than DLB.
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Post by: Knooger on November 03, 2014, 08:46:56 AM
I'd drown her in my semen and then pay Shitsoul $500 to save her life with mouth to mouth resuscitation.
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Post by: njflex on November 03, 2014, 08:52:42 AM
I like to see her honey wagons...
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Post by: 240 is Back on November 03, 2014, 08:52:50 AM
Better quad definition than DLB.

People in my gym were saying "Dana Lynn Ballsack" today, pretending to take selfies with pursed lips in bathroom mirror.

I was so angry.
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Post by: Fortress on November 03, 2014, 08:58:14 AM
Perry is awesome. ANYONE can take a bad photo; especially a broad, what with makeup, camera angles/lighting, etc.

Chick's got jumbotron boobs.  :P
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Post by: Rambone on November 03, 2014, 08:59:07 AM
Wider than Heath.



Better quad definition than DLB.

Hahaha
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Post by: 38-26-40 on November 03, 2014, 08:59:44 AM
Those boobs
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Post by: Knooger on November 03, 2014, 09:00:09 AM
Perry is awesome. ANYONE can take a bad photo; especially a broad, what with makeup, camera angles/lighting, etc.

Chick's got jumbotron boobs.  :P

Exactly, I'd happily fuck her if she never wore makeup again. But first I'd rip out her uterus as I'm not interested in having any more kids.
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Post by: Knooger on November 03, 2014, 09:01:08 AM
Those boobs


Yes, those.
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Post by: calfzilla on November 03, 2014, 09:01:28 AM
Looks horrible without makeup.
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Post by: 240 is Back on November 03, 2014, 09:01:46 AM
Exactly, I'd happily fuck her if she never wore makeup again. But first I'd rip out her uterus as I'm not interested in having any more kids.

very commonly overlooked protein source right therre.
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Post by: G_Thang on November 03, 2014, 09:57:22 AM
Another thread dedicated to an ugly white woman.  Severa weeks/months ago it was this troll...

(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/-51cd6974-9622-4556-a292-a7c7d731ea35.jpeg?width=620&height=349)

  (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2YOp31bJ_xEfVRjMsuIOqCNrz9Yyc2lqWb_FMQmmDtg5aC2ib)
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 03, 2014, 10:10:21 AM
Another thread dedicated to an ugly white woman.  Severa weeks/months ago it was this troll...

(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/-51cd6974-9622-4556-a292-a7c7d731ea35.jpeg?width=620&height=349)

  (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2YOp31bJ_xEfVRjMsuIOqCNrz9Yyc2lqWb_FMQmmDtg5aC2ib)

FUck off.  Despite her need for porno photos I'd marry JLaw in an instant.  She seems like a sexual monster in bed.
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Post by: Henda on November 03, 2014, 10:12:26 AM
There is just something so enticing about her, She'd be blow drying my saliva out of her  soaked arse crack for the next month if i was ever lucky enough for her to let me destroy her,
She's fucking smokin and I bet awesome in bed
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Post by: whitewidow on November 04, 2014, 03:17:43 AM
There is just something so enticing about her, She'd be blow drying my saliva out of her  soaked arse crack for the next month if i was ever lucky enough for her to let me destroy her,
She's fucking smokin and I bet awesome in bed

Im going to fuck her! I promise you guys! that's my mission and i won;t give up katy perry and lola jones both those two I will def make it a mission to fuck.
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Post by: Henda on November 04, 2014, 06:08:03 AM
Im going to fuck her! I promise you guys! that's my mission and i won;t give up katy perry and lola jones both those two I will def make it a mission to fuck.

I wish you luck in this endeavour, I'll probably never ever see her in person but I may go and jerk off To the thought of licking her ass and cumming in her mouth soon
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Post by: Knooger on November 04, 2014, 06:11:04 AM
I wish you luck in this endeavour, I'll probably never ever see her in person but I may go and jerk off To the thought of licking her ass and cumming in her mouth soon

I know it's not the same, but I could buy a Katy Perry costume and we can take turns wearing it.
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Post by: Henda on November 04, 2014, 06:15:18 AM
I know it's not the same, but I could buy a Katy Perry costume and we can take turns wearing it.

That's good enough for me,I'm not picky
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Post by: calfzilla on November 04, 2014, 06:19:33 AM
I know it's not the same, but I could buy a Katy Perry costume and we can take turns wearing it.

I nominate you poster of the month. You have been on fire!
Title: Re: I wanna fuck katy Perry!
Post by: whitewidow on November 04, 2014, 06:21:17 AM
Another thread dedicated to an ugly white woman.  Severa weeks/months ago it was this troll...

(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/-51cd6974-9622-4556-a292-a7c7d731ea35.jpeg?width=620&height=349)

  (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2YOp31bJ_xEfVRjMsuIOqCNrz9Yyc2lqWb_FMQmmDtg5aC2ib)

hey I wanna fuck Lola Jones just as bad! shes not white! tha's my mission katy perry and Lola jones. fuck id marry lola jones she's got great ass and body plus were both extreme athletes and addicted to xanax ;)
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Post by: Tapeworm on November 04, 2014, 06:22:36 AM
I know it's not the same, but I could buy a Katy Perry costume and we can take turns wearing it.

Lol.  It's only awkward if your car won't start in the morning and you have to return to ask the dude for a jump.
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Post by: calfzilla on November 04, 2014, 06:25:12 AM
Lol.  It's only awkward if your car won't start in the morning and you have to return to ask the dude for a jump.

Or if you both reach for the same breakfast bagel and your hands accidentally touch.
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Post by: SuperTed on November 04, 2014, 06:27:18 AM
She's average.
Looks good when she's dolled up though.
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Post by: Tapeworm on November 04, 2014, 06:30:46 AM
Katy Perry inspiring homoeroticism in this thread.
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Post by: Donny on November 04, 2014, 06:32:52 AM
well Kate likes a big one --- ;D
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Post by: Henda on November 04, 2014, 06:45:32 AM
well Kate likes a big one --- ;D


Shit, that's me fucked then
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Post by: Lord Chronos on November 04, 2014, 06:47:45 AM
Real random thread but i was watching the katy perry dark horse video pretty loaded on test at the moment and man i want to fuck that weird chick!

Shes a rotten stinker.

You need to visit

Sweden
Romania
Argentina
Czech
Costa Rica

you will never consider a rotten stinker like that again. Shame on you!

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Post by: Fallsview on November 04, 2014, 07:09:24 AM
Whitewindow must be injecting cellulite based steroids. Go read a book




STAY POISITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: anabolichalo on November 04, 2014, 08:17:06 AM
well Kate likes a big one --- ;D

of course

ugly women are very entitled
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 04, 2014, 03:16:56 PM
She was drunk at the Superbowl a couple years ago and she tried to get on the bus of one of the teams after the game. She told one of the players that she wanted to get fukced by a big cock 2nite...Total mudshark...I believe she's doing this years Super Bowl half time show...
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 04, 2014, 03:23:36 PM
She was drunk at the Superbowl a couple years ago and she tried to get on the bus of one of the teams after the game. She told one of the players that she wanted to get fukced by a big cock 2nite...Total mudshark...I believe she's doing this years Super Bowl half time show...

sounds like she was trying to get on the Getbig tour bus.
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Post by: liberty on November 04, 2014, 03:32:19 PM
I always wanted to do bad things Gwen  :P
Remember this ?
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Post by: _bruce_ on November 04, 2014, 04:14:58 PM
She's pretty hot. Not beautiful at all but when propped up she rocks.
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Post by: Quickerblade on November 04, 2014, 04:21:07 PM
Ive heard of katy Perry but man she is looking so fucking slutty in those wigs she wears in that video. heard her name but never really knew how sexy she was till i saw that dark horse video. Now my mission is to fuck her and lola jones.

I went through that phase with Rihanna.
Its all good. Enjoy the fantasy.
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Post by: Croatch on November 04, 2014, 04:23:38 PM
I'm not sure what's worse about Gwen Stefanni...her horrid songs or flat chest?
How does anyone find this pale bitch attractive?
At 6 at best...would hit, but a 6 at best.
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Post by: Hulkotron on November 04, 2014, 04:30:47 PM
Would eat the corn of the shit of every broad mentioned in this thread so far except "Rihanna".
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Post by: Quickerblade on November 04, 2014, 04:32:03 PM
Would eat the corn of the shit of every broad mentioned in this thread so far except "Rihanna".

That's bullshit.
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Post by: Hulkotron on November 04, 2014, 04:33:30 PM
That's bullshit.

I don't like her sorry
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Post by: Quickerblade on November 04, 2014, 04:37:00 PM
Thats Ok Hulk, different strokes for different folkes.

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Post by: Irongrip400 on November 04, 2014, 05:29:22 PM
I'm not sure what's worse about Gwen Stefanni...her horrid songs or flat chest?
How does anyone find this pale bitch attractive?
At 6 at best...would hit, but a 6 at best.

She sang with Sublime, that makes her at least a 7.
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2015, 06:38:21 AM
I had to pick up a stack of her songs this week.  Insanely easy stuff, musically.

I guess she's just another musical product.  hard working... what does she put out, ten singles a year?   Insane. 
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Post by: hardgainerj on April 10, 2015, 06:51:36 AM
Would eat the corn of the shit of every broad mentioned in this thread so far except "Rihanna".
outed
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Post by: Pray_4_War on April 10, 2015, 07:52:22 AM
She cleans up nice but I think IRL she is a fraud.  Frumpy.
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Post by: dyslexic on April 10, 2015, 08:08:21 AM
That's bullshit.


or chick shit....


the time of day when a chick becomes completely repulsive.


What is she were in an outhouse at a truckstop?


Really?
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 10, 2015, 08:41:04 AM
parents are super religious,,,she was bound to turn..
Yup, she married Russell Brand.
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Post by: ritch on April 10, 2015, 09:08:41 AM
I had to pick up a stack of her songs this week.  Insanely easy stuff, musically.

I guess she's just another musical product.  hard working... what does she put out, ten singles a year?   Insane. 

One of the sissiest things ever posted.
"just had to" Seriously? Katy Fuckin' Perry? That shit/teen/bubble gum music???

A grown man listening to that? For real?
Tell me this is not serious, please!!!
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2015, 09:16:22 AM
One of the sissiest things ever posted.
"just had to" Seriously? Katy Fuckin' Perry? That shit/teen/bubble gum music???

A grown man listening to that? For real?
Tell me this is not serious, please!!!

LOL!  I don't play with a regular band these days.  I'm more of a high-powered for-hire guitarist/bassist.  I am offered 5-6 things a week and I accept 1-2 of them. 

Playing in a katy Perry tribute act is on the menu.  Triple the money of playing anything local.  Only a few shows a month, but worthwhile.  So yeah, lol, I had to pick up 20 of her songs.  Easy, easy stuff.  I think of the time it took me to learn solos to "Crazy Train" or "Hotel California"... compared to picking up 20 Perry songs in 2 days lol.
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Post by: ritch on April 10, 2015, 09:19:49 AM
LOL!  I don't play with a regular band these days.  I'm more of a high-powered for-hire guitarist/bassist.  I am offered 5-6 things a week and I accept 1-2 of them. 

Playing in a katy Perry tribute act is on the menu.  Triple the money of playing anything local.  Only a few shows a month, but worthwhile.  So yeah, lol, I had to pick up 20 of her songs.  Easy, easy stuff.  I think of the time it took me to learn solos to "Crazy Train" or "Hotel California"... compared to picking up 20 Perry songs in 2 days lol.

OK, this has gone from bad to worse. I had no idea you play gigs, lol! EVen less play songs from her, lol!

But I guess playing music is something you love and getting paid to do it is still better than posing naked in front of some dude.
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2015, 09:36:29 AM
OK, this has gone from bad to worse. I had no idea you play gigs, lol! EVen less play songs from her, lol!

But I guess playing music is something you love and getting paid to do it is still better than posing naked in front of some dude.

LOL... usually it's dave mathews or Rick astley music... playing corporate dinners at ritz carlton or weddings. Love it. (bass)
now and then, it's white zombie and kid rock, at a dive bar. (lead guitar)
the corporate stuff, tribute bands... the $ is insane, the shows are under 90 minutes and the music is easy. (guitar and keys)

I'm NOT a fan of perry's music by any means, BUT I will say that in most cases, entirely lame music is 100x more fun when it's live band and I'm part of creating it.  I don't hear the campy radio version "I got the eye of the tiger...".   Instead, I hear a guitar power chord with moderate distortion, the bass and drums hitting on 1, tight harmonies, and a crowd.  It's different.  I play music I hate sometimes, but when you're playing it, things get easier.
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Post by: Tito24 on April 10, 2015, 09:38:51 AM
tight pussy
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Post by: ritch on April 10, 2015, 09:42:46 AM
LOL... usually it's dave mathews or Rick astley music... playing corporate dinners at ritz carlton or weddings. Love it. (bass)
now and then, it's white zombie and kid rock, at a dive bar. (lead guitar)
the corporate stuff, tribute bands... the $ is insane, the shows are under 90 minutes and the music is easy. (guitar and keys)

I'm NOT a fan of perry's music by any means, BUT I will say that in most cases, entirely lame music is 100x more fun when it's live band and I'm part of creating it.  I don't hear the campy radio version "I got the eye of the tiger...".   Instead, I hear a guitar power chord with moderate distortion, the bass and drums hitting on 1, tight harmonies, and a crowd.  It's different.  I play music I hate sometimes, but when you're playing it, things get easier.

You really describe it well and sounds like fun man, glad you make coin and enjoy yourself. I know a guy who plays guitar and does wedding gigs and festivals and was very surprised to hear the money he makes.

Gonna be less and less real life musicians as people play "guitar hero" instead of real guitar, lol! Now you're reminding me of the fact I always wanted to play guitar, ah, who hasen't?...

Oddly now have Rick Ashley music in my head with the shoulder pads and funny 80's dance he does, lol...

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Post by: Tito24 on April 10, 2015, 09:43:37 AM
rick ashley is beheaded by isis
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 10, 2015, 05:56:25 PM
He was bludgeoned by Stewart Copeland.
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 10, 2015, 06:33:26 PM
anyone remember this jewel???  3:06

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Post by: che on April 10, 2015, 06:36:44 PM
anyone remember this jewel???  3:06



Beautiful woman
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Post by: Army of One on April 10, 2015, 06:44:29 PM
Beautiful woman

Hit the wall and is past it now, though still nice looking, but nothing like before

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Post by: BooRadley on April 10, 2015, 07:03:06 PM
Too bad she is a mudshark