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Title: Do you have weapons for self defense?
Post by: AmonRa on November 03, 2014, 10:22:27 AM
Do you have weapons for self defense?

Other than your big getbigger's muscles?
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Post by: Shockwave on November 03, 2014, 10:24:02 AM
I will neither confirm nor deny.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 03, 2014, 10:26:13 AM
Yes, it's my intimidating stare.
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Post by: the trainer on November 03, 2014, 10:35:55 AM
My weapon is my cock, if you want to start shit I whip out my 8 inch cock and say bitch you are about to get ass raped and two things will happen either they run or they drop their pants, either way I still win.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on November 03, 2014, 10:43:47 AM
Judging by what horrible shots are at the range I think people have a false sense of security with a weapon. They have no training and no skill. Guys buy the most powerful cannons they can buy and then actually miss a silhouette of man half the time at 15 yards when it's a stationary target. What happens when the target is moving?

I have legally carried a weapon for 30 years. 
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Post by: _aj_ on November 03, 2014, 10:47:08 AM
Hahaha!

No.
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Post by: 240 is Back on November 03, 2014, 10:50:48 AM
Judging by what horrible shots are at the range I think people have a false sense of security with a weapon. They have no training and no skill. Guys buy the most powerful cannons they can buy and then actually miss a silhouette of man half the time at 15 yards when it's a stationary target. What happens when the target is moving?

I have legally carried a weapon for 30 years.  

I've carried for 17 years now.  IMO, the most important thing to train is the brain.   Carry a big gun and back out of any gun battle you can.
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Post by: Nails on November 03, 2014, 10:56:38 AM
butchers Knife
signed bat by Pete Rose
a replica conan the barbarian sward
a feisty pomeranian

and thats about it for now
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Post by: funk51 on November 03, 2014, 11:13:32 AM
swords , knives, chainsaws, axes, nunchuks. flying stars, baseball bats,flamethrower, but my best weapon is toxic gas from eating tons of vegetables.
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Post by: funk51 on November 03, 2014, 11:16:00 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Donny on November 03, 2014, 11:22:29 AM
pull this out and any attacker will run a mile... :o ;D
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Post by: IronMeister on November 03, 2014, 11:26:53 AM
I use vissy's signtaure black spells book.

(http://i60.tinypic.com/14m9pqe.jpg)
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Post by: funk51 on November 03, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
pull this out and any attacker will run a mile... :o ;D

forgot i got a pair of those too, minus the pretty pink dildo.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: SquidVicious on November 03, 2014, 11:29:04 AM
All I need is my saints row dildo bat to send the punks scattering.
(http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/215241-dildo-t.jpg)
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Post by: funk51 on November 03, 2014, 11:30:48 AM
I use vissy's signtaure black spells book.

(http://i60.tinypic.com/14m9pqe.jpg)
now that's scary.
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Post by: njflex on November 03, 2014, 11:32:42 AM
butchers Knife
signed bat by Pete Rose
a replica conan the barbarian sward
a feisty pomeranian

and thats about it for now
so you can fillet a steak..

use a disgraced gamblers bat

a blunted prop sword

or a kibbles and bits warrior...





take the dog..
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Post by: falco on November 03, 2014, 11:33:44 AM
My weapon is my cock, if you want to start shit I whip out my 8 inch cock and say bitch you are about to get ass raped and two things will happen either they run or they drop their pants, either way I still win.

Pics.
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Post by: Shockwave on November 03, 2014, 11:34:54 AM
Judging by what horrible shots are at the range I think people have a false sense of security with a weapon. They have no training and no skill. Guys buy the most powerful cannons they can buy and then actually miss a silhouette of man half the time at 15 yards when it's a stationary target. What happens when the target is moving?

I have legally carried a weapon for 30 years.  
i was trained by the United States Marine Corps marksmanship program.

Therefore i cannot hit the broad side of a barn.
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Post by: IronMeister on November 03, 2014, 11:36:01 AM
(http://www.calbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/arnold_knife-300x272.jpg)

(http://www.hatingitmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kicked_nuts.JPG)
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Post by: Mr.Mojo on November 03, 2014, 11:44:49 AM
Hammer
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Post by: IronMeister on November 03, 2014, 11:55:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wIB9m.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/FF3sc.jpg)
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Post by: MikMaq on November 03, 2014, 12:05:12 PM
I always have something heavy lying around. Dumbbell, crowbar, you know just in case someone tries to rape the cat or something.



P.S. is a ve sher, stalker alex, etc are reading this, I have a full arsenal of semi automatics.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on November 03, 2014, 01:50:09 PM
Somebody put up a picture of a sword. I never gave any thought to a sword as weapon until I saw video awhile back. A guy had a side of beef and shot it with a 12   gauge with OO buck shot at point blank. He had nine .32 caliber holes in the side of beef. He then pulls out a sword and cuts the huge side of a cow in half.  I know what weapon caused the most amount of damage. War must have been sick brutal back in those days.
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Post by: kepler2008 on November 03, 2014, 01:51:35 PM

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Post by: calfzilla on November 03, 2014, 02:52:48 PM
Front double bicep

Karate

And shotgun
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Post by: BayGBM on November 03, 2014, 03:04:23 PM
"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force... but by our skills with the light saber"
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Post by: Julio Ceasar on November 03, 2014, 03:12:50 PM
I spit I pie I bite put y finger in my asshole and put my fingers in their face
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Post by: whitewidow on November 04, 2014, 03:14:27 AM
Yes why not.
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Post by: Tito24 on November 04, 2014, 03:51:52 AM
a wooden stick
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Post by: gracie bjj on November 04, 2014, 05:38:33 AM
i think the best weapon a person can have is a double barrell shotgun, it can take out 2 or 3 guys trying to bum rush u where a 9mm u will have to shoot each guy seperately. if afew people where kicking in your door at home a double barrel shotgun is your best freind,it will totally ruin their night quickly.i have a shotgun that was made in 1965 in michigan and the bitch is in perfect condition,its my wifes though cause im not suppose to own a gun with a felony charge
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Post by: Shockwave on November 04, 2014, 05:54:49 AM
i think the best weapon a person can have is a double barrell shotgun, it can take out 2 or 3 guys trying to bum rush u where a 9mm u will have to shoot each guy seperately. if afew people where kicking in your door at home a double barrel shotgun is your best freind,it will totally ruin their night quickly.i have a shotgun that was made in 1965 in michigan and the bitch is in perfect condition,its my wifes though cause im not suppose to own a gun with a felony charge
far too long to reload, only 2 shots in the breach/no magazine, extremely inaccurate... etc

Id rather have a 5.56mm AR or 7.62mm AK and put 4 or 5 quick, accurate shots on both targets as they come through a doorway.
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Post by: el numero uno on November 04, 2014, 06:10:00 AM
A white towel.
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Post by: gym**rat on November 04, 2014, 07:21:11 AM
far too long to reload, only 2 shots in the breach/no magazine, extremely inaccurate... etc

Id rather have a 5.56mm AR or 7.62mm AK and put 4 or 5 quick, accurate shots on both targets as they come through a doorway.

I have 2 AR's, a Tec 9, a semi Bersa .380 and 3- 22LR. I don't need to be a good shot. I have a 40 round clip in both AR's. I will hit them because I can empty it in a matter of seconds. After you fire the 1st round you are shooting at their backs because they are pissing their pants running away.
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Post by: Pray_4_War on November 04, 2014, 07:21:48 AM
I'm not aware of any weapons, nor would I be at liberty to discuss them, if they did in fact exist.
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Post by: gym**rat on November 04, 2014, 07:26:49 AM
I'm not aware of any weapons, nor would I be at liberty to discuss them, if they did in fact exist.

Feces can be considered a weapon if thrown correctly.
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Post by: Pray_4_War on November 04, 2014, 07:30:29 AM
Feces can be considered a weapon if thrown correctly.

Unquestionably.

I actually used to have an old Louisville Slugger.  I called it my ni66er-be-cool tool.  JK  :D
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Post by: gym**rat on November 04, 2014, 07:39:56 AM
Unquestionably.

I actually used to have an old Louisville Slugger.  I called it my ni66er-be-cool tool.  JK  :D

If you leave a large piece of feces in the sun for a minimum of 5 days it will actually become the same hardness of a Louisville Slugger. Sorry to keep coming back to feces but it is a free raw material that we should use at all costs.
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Post by: Pray_4_War on November 04, 2014, 07:44:33 AM
If you leave a large piece of feces in the sun for a minimum of 5 days it will actually become the same hardness of a Louisville Slugger. Sorry to keep coming back to feces but it is a free raw material that we should use at all costs.

I actually prefer the fresh, un-dried feces.  It doesn't have the same stopping power but it has a nice splatter effect kinda like a shotgun.
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Post by: _aj_ on November 04, 2014, 07:44:37 AM
I have 2 AR's, a Tec 9 (possibly the crappiest gun imaginable), a semi Bersa .380 (I was wrong, the Bersa is worsa, and a .380 is weak-ass) and 3- 22LR (.22s don't really count). I don't need to be a good shot. I have a 40 round clip ("magazine" and they don't make 40 rounders. You only have two magazines?) in both AR's. I will hit them because I can empty it in a matter of seconds (with stunning accuracy, I am sure). After you fire the 1st round you are shooting at their backs because they are pissing their pants running away (you haven't been in a lot of firefights, have you?).

Comments in red.
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Post by: gym**rat on November 04, 2014, 07:49:01 AM
Comments in red.

Oh my, I feel so inferior now. Now my only goal is to be a keyboard warrior as yourself.  :-*
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Post by: IronMeister on November 04, 2014, 07:50:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eZp1NSf.jpg)
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Post by: gym**rat on November 04, 2014, 07:51:19 AM
http://imgur.com/eZp1NSf

Priceless.  ;D
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Post by: Disgusted on November 04, 2014, 11:41:13 AM
I have this just in case.
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Post by: ProudVirgin69 on November 04, 2014, 11:52:13 AM
far too long to reload, only 2 shots in the breach/no magazine, extremely inaccurate... etc

Id rather have a 5.56mm AR or 7.62mm AK and put 4 or 5 quick, accurate shots on both targets as they come through a doorway.

Yeah but you have actual military training.  For the average citizen who gets to the range maybe 2x a month, a shotgun is the home-defense weapon of choice, no? 

Simple to use, less overpenetration, accurate and effective in close-range situations, and the sound of racking the gun oughta make most criminals shit their pants......what am I missing?
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Post by: Grape Ape on November 04, 2014, 11:58:58 AM
For commute:

300 lumen flashlight with tactical crown.  Idea being if I can blind the person and get my ass off the train, or club him with it.

Also, Esse Izula knife - legal carry in back pack.  Just liked the knife, but never plan on using it.
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Post by: bradistani on November 04, 2014, 12:57:48 PM
i got an ak, a 16, and my baby mac strapped on my vest. i keep the 9 in the small of my back. just in case..!
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Post by: gracie bjj on November 04, 2014, 01:08:11 PM
this DP-12 double barrel PUMP shotgun can load 16 shots, thats alot of shooting

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Post by: bradistani on November 04, 2014, 01:14:18 PM
when you absolutely, positively, got to kill every guy in the room...
(http://www.padenfull.com/reg2.jpg)
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Post by: thegamechanger on November 04, 2014, 01:18:14 PM
a hug and a kiss after not taking a shower or brushed my teeths for months.