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Title: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 10, 2014, 08:35:22 AM
Amazon has this new gadget called "Echo".  basically like Siri on the iphone except this device sits in your house and is constantly waiting for commands from you.  Things like asking for a score, what time is it, whatever....  I beleive this is a new spy device.  Will probably record shit as well.  I can see you talking to a friend mentioning you need a new toaster then all of a sudden Amazon will email deals for toasters or sell your info to some other company to market to you.  Stay the fuck away from this shit.


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Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on November 10, 2014, 08:47:02 AM
Getting one for sure. I'd imagine I'll be getting lots of advertisements for grapefruit and white bathroom linen.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on November 10, 2014, 09:12:10 AM
Amazon has this new gadget called "Echo".  basically like Siri on the iphone except this device sits in your house and is constantly waiting for commands from you.  Things like asking for a score, what time is it, whatever....  I beleive this is a new spy device.  Will probably record shit as well.  I can see you talking to a friend mentioning you need a new toaster then all of a sudden Amazon will email deals for toasters or sell your info to some other company to market to you.  Stay the fuck away from this shit.


You're probably right.  With the NSA listening in and watching through your web cam and all the crap with them storing our phone calls and texts and emails, nothing surprises me anymore.

They work with Facebook closely and like the Gestapo, monitor everything.  Seems about right that they would include Amazon too.  Even if Amazon isn't aware of it.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Parker on November 10, 2014, 09:13:38 AM
Getting one for sure. I'd imagine I'll be getting lots of advertisements for grapefruit and white bathroom linen.
Kai Greene may just show up at your door...
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 10, 2014, 09:18:44 AM
Kai Greene may just show up at your door...

Probably take 6 of the amazon drone planes to carry him off season, 4 if pre contest.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on November 10, 2014, 09:20:10 AM
Kai Greene may just show up at your door...

Should I let him in the backdoor?
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Schnauzer on November 10, 2014, 09:21:33 AM
I hope Anabolichalo gets one

"Echo, is Ronnie Coleman the best Mr. O ever?"

"Echo, why are my arms getting bigger but my shoulders are getting smaller?"

"Echo, how much are child support payments in Cuba?"

"Echo, when baby halo grows up will he call me a cracker-ass cracker?"

"Echo, how do you spell pictor?"
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on November 10, 2014, 09:21:36 AM
Kai Greene may just show up at your door...

If he reads this forum he might show up at my door to kick my ass. I make many jokes at his expense.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 10, 2014, 09:23:23 AM
I hope Anabolichalo gets one

"Echo, is Ronnie Coleman the best Mr. O ever?"

"Echo, why are my arms getting bigger but my shoulders are getting smaller?"

"Echo, how much are child support payments in Cuba?"

"Echo, when baby halo grows up will he call me a cracker-ass cracker?"

"Echo, how do you spell pictor?"

He'd probably burn that thing out in the first day.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on November 10, 2014, 09:25:01 AM
I hope Anabolichalo gets one

"Echo, is Ronnie Coleman the best Mr. O ever?"

"Echo, why are my arms getting bigger but my shoulders are getting smaller?"

"Echo, how much are child support payments in Cuba?"

"Echo, when baby halo grows up will he call me a cracker-ass cracker?"

"Echo, how do you spell pictor?"

He'd probably burn that thing out in the first day.

Hahahaha x2
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Nails on November 10, 2014, 09:40:04 AM
lets see, i already have Siri that does the same shit, Galaxy that does the same shit , Xbox One that does the same shit,  but plenty of people will buy it cus they love to having redundant technology that all do the same shit, search for porn and music online



Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on December 30, 2014, 08:20:12 PM
I requested an invite to purchase one of these a long time ago. I got impatient and bought one off of eBay that will be delivered to my house tomorrow. Today I got the email that said I can buy one from Amazon, those fuckers. Now I'll be able to ask it if something I'm doing is gay or not. This should dramatically reduce my daily post count.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: calfzilla on December 30, 2014, 08:30:28 PM
I requested an invite to purchase one of these a long time ago. I got impatient and bought one off of eBay that will be delivered to my house tomorrow. Today I got the email that said I can buy one from Amazon, those fuckers. Now I'll be able to ask it if something I'm doing is gay or not. This should dramatically reduce my daily post count.

Will you ask for a refund if it always answers "only if you want it to be"
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on December 30, 2014, 08:32:34 PM
Will you ask for a refund if it always answers "only if you want it to be"

No, that would indicate that it speaks the truth.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: calfzilla on December 30, 2014, 08:33:30 PM
It looks like if you unscrew the top you can stick your dick in it.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on December 30, 2014, 08:35:50 PM
It looks like if you unscrew the top you can stick your dick in it.

I'll try that after I'm done reaming out my asshole with it.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Knooger on December 30, 2014, 08:37:03 PM
If I do cram it up my ass will that make me a mudshark?
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 30, 2014, 08:38:37 PM
I have no use for this kind of sorcery.
Title: Re: Amazon Echo, new spy machine?
Post by: calfzilla on December 30, 2014, 08:40:53 PM
I'll try that after I'm done reaming out my asshole with it.

LOL!  ;D