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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Costanza on November 10, 2014, 02:45:25 PM
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Like many I enjoy the occasional dabble with online dating sites/apps. After perusing thru the usual garbage on Tinder I came across something that really caught my eye, first photo, or as I like to call it, example A. Got talking to her and made the fatal mistake of inviting her round to my place instead of meeting out somewhere first, something I've never done before and hopefully won't do again. I opened the front door and was greeted by the specimen in the second photo, example B. She looked nothing like she did in the photo and I can see why she only had a head shot, she was sporting a pretty brutal pear shape.
I showed a mate the photos of her the following day and he said he knew of her, turns out she's a photographer for a modelling agency....
Any fellow Getbiggers ever been duped like this?
Bodybuilding related, she looked like she could deadlift 400 and is a photographer like our Lord Ron.
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LOL, those Instagram like effects sure do wonders.
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next time ask for more pics before meeting
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If you meet a girl on FB, always go for the tagged photos. They can't edit shit if other person uploads the photo.
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next time ask for more pics before meeting
Ordinarily I do but on this occasion I thought I'd take a chance, won't make that mistake again that's for sure. Should have known it was too good to be true.
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If you meet a girl on FB, always go for the tagged photos. They can edit shit if other person uploads the photo.
Wasn't til after I found out her surname and did a check on FB that I found out what she 'really' looked like.
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Sorry ...can't even feel bad for you, the retouching is pretty extreme so you should've known
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Sorry ...can't even feel bad for you, the retouching is pretty extreme so you should've known
I was under no misconception that the photo had been pretty heavily manipulated, but I still expected to be greeted by something that reasonably resembled what was captured in the shot.
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so, what happened for the rest of the night? how did it go?
dont leave out these details.
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so, what happened for the rest of the night? how did it go?
dont leave out these details.
- Refused my offer of wine, or any alcohol for that matter.
- Had already opened the bottle so thought fuck it, might as well have a glass....ended up drowning the bottle due to increasing awkwardness after she knew I wasn't impressed with what I was seeing.
- Horrendous 5 minute hand job on the couch while listening to D'Angelo's 'Feel like makin' love'.
- Mechanical 10 minute banging session with her lying there like a star fish.
- Pity offer of allowing her to stay at my place for the night.
- Early morning leave the next day, hourly messages asking when we'd get together again, zero replies on my behalf, appears to get the message after about the fifth plea, no contact since.
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- Refused my offer of wine, or any alcohol for that matter.
- Had already opened the bottle so thought fuck it, might as well have a glass....ended up drowning the bottle due to increasing awkwardness after she knew I wasn't impressed with what I was seeing.
- Horrendous 5 minute hand job on the couch while listening to D'Angelo's 'Feel like makin' love'.
- Mechanical 10 minute banging session with her lying there like a star fish.
- Pity offer of allowing her to stay at my place for the night.
- Early morning leave the next day, hourly messages asking when we'd get together again, zero replies on my behalf, appears to get the message after about the fifth plea, no contact since.
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I can help you review pics for accuracy. Getbig had no clue Ben Affleck and Mark Whalberg wore wigs until I taught them.
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when I was doing that POF shit, I would ask if the pics were recent, when they said "yes,very" I would then ask them to take one right now, and send it.
If they started with the excuses I knew they were full of shit
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- Refused my offer of wine, or any alcohol for that matter.
- Had already opened the bottle so thought fuck it, might as well have a glass....ended up drowning the bottle due to increasing awkwardness after she knew I wasn't impressed with what I was seeing.
- Horrendous 5 minute hand job on the couch while listening to D'Angelo's 'Feel like makin' love'.
- Mechanical 10 minute banging session with her lying there like a star fish.
- Pity offer of allowing her to stay at my place for the night.
- Early morning leave the next day, hourly messages asking when we'd get together again, zero replies on my behalf, appears to get the message after about the fifth plea, no contact since.
LOL well kudos for trying to make the best out of it and porking her anyways.
A very similar situation happened to me....I had just created my profile and got a message from a decent looking chick who lived like 5 minutes away. I check the pictures out, and it was nothing but like 6 different headshots. Well, I was an inexperienced online dater so I figured "what the hell" and arranged to meet her.
I get to the cafe and what do I see? That same damn head, perched on top of mounds of flesh. Bitch was FAT!!! Left 15 minutes later for a "dentist appointment" ;D
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I can help you review pics for accuracy. Getbig had no clue Ben Affleck and Mark Whalberg wore wigs until I taught them.
I'll take you up on your offer in the future.
when I was doing that POF shit, I would ask if the pics were recent, when they said "yes,very" I would then ask them to take one right now, and send it.
If they started with the excuses I knew they were full of shit
Funny you should say that. After finding example B 'untouched' photo I also found example A 'touched' photo, with the original date, 15 months difference...
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LOL well kudos for trying to make the best out of it and porking her anyways.
A very similar situation happened to me....I had just created my profile and got a message from a decent looking chick who lived like 5 minutes away. I check the pictures out, and it was nothing but like 6 different headshots. Well, I was an inexperienced online dater so I figured "what the hell" and arranged to meet her.
I get to the cafe and what do I see? That same damn head, perched on top of mounds of flesh. Bitch was FAT!!! Left 15 minutes later for a "dentist appointment" ;D
This should be illegal.
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This should be illegal.
dude that site made me physically ill. the fucking LIES these women tried to get over
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People should take unflattering photos of themselves
Every first date will be a pleasant surprise!
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dude that site made me physically ill. the fucking LIES these women tried to get over
I don't bother with POF anymore, the deceit was beyond a joke. At least with Tinder you can cross reference their name with Facebook, seeing you have to have a FB account in order to activate Tinder. With a bit of sleuthing you can usually find them and suss out what the real deal is.
People should take unflattering photos of themselves
Every first date will be a pleasant surprise!
Has nothing to do with taking unflattering photos. It's when photos have had hours spent on manipulating just about every aspect of said person's facial features to achieve what's seen as a 'more desired look' that I get pissed.
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- Refused my offer of wine, or any alcohol for that matter.
- Had already opened the bottle so thought fuck it, might as well have a glass....ended up drowning the bottle due to increasing awkwardness after she knew I wasn't impressed with what I was seeing.
- Horrendous 5 minute hand job on the couch while listening to D'Angelo's 'Feel like makin' love'.
- Mechanical 10 minute banging session with her lying there like a star fish.
- Pity offer of allowing her to stay at my place for the night.
- Early morning leave the next day, hourly messages asking when we'd get together again, zero replies on my behalf, appears to get the message after about the fifth plea, no contact since.
(http://www.in5d.com/images/bullshit-detector.jpg)
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I once went on a date with a girl who had these shitty myspace angled pictures. Turned out she was a bit, or rather much, on the heavy side.
I was just polite and stuff during the date. After, she SMS'ed me about wanting to lick my balls. No thanks. She got a bit offended when I told her I did not want to meet her again. She told me she would send me pictures when she lost weight and found a better looking guy than me.
It was maybe 5 years ago... so I just checked her facebook and she is still fat and together with some loser who is also fat :D
promise of peace
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Make her buy a fitbit scale to weigh herself and have her wifi the results over to you, insist on a video of said session
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Make her buy a fitbit scale to weigh herself and have her wifi the results over to you, insist on a video of said session
I told her that Goodrum has sex with hotter men than her
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im super horney i can jack it 2-3 times a day. any more than that my balls hurt
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I once went on a date with a girl who had these shitty myspace angled pictures. Turned out she was a bit, or rather much, on the heavy side.
I was just polite and stuff during the date. After, she SMS'ed me about wanting to lick my balls. No thanks. She got a bit offended when I told her I did not want to meet her again. She told me she would send me pictures when she lost weight and found a better looking guy than me.
It was maybe 5 years ago... so I just checked her facebook and she is still fat and together with some loser who is also fat :D
promise of peace
I dare you to contact her and tell her you are still waiting.
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im super horney i can jack it 2-3 times a day. any more than that my balls hurt
FOR THE PRINCE OF DUPONT THATS CHILDS PLAY...
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Why didn't you flip her big ass over and hit it doggystyle? Has bmc taught you nothing?
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I have a customer at my store. Nice funny girl, but 1/10. Maybe 2 because she's young.
Another customer spoke to her once and then a few weeks later saw her Tinder profile and showed me. 8/10. Couldn't fucking believe it. Fuck these chicks know angles.
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Haha had forgotten all about that porker.
This problem is still an epidemic, another one that tried to bamboozle me a while back.
What I was presented
(http://s18.postimg.org/5m24e4h3t/Untitled_3.jpg)
The reality
(http://s23.postimg.org/du1ts5zuj/Untitled_2.jpg)
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In the days before the Internet, I went on a blind date after engaging in convo with a woman through a telephone dating situation.
Show up at the address given and out of the barn stumbles a cow of a human female.
Extreme trauma.
If it were today, with earned confidence and Getbig verve, I'd have peeled outta the driveway and not even glanced into the rearview mirror.
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Like many I enjoy the occasional dabble with online dating sites/apps. After perusing thru the usual garbage on Tinder I came across something that really caught my eye, first photo, or as I like to call it, example A. Got talking to her and made the fatal mistake of inviting her round to my place instead of meeting out somewhere first, something I've never done before and hopefully won't do again. I opened the front door and was greeted by the specimen in the second photo, example B. She looked nothing like she did in the photo and I can see why she only had a head shot, she was sporting a pretty brutal pear shape.
I showed a mate the photos of her the following day and he said he knew of her, turns out she's a photographer for a modelling agency....
Any fellow Getbiggers ever been duped like this?
Bodybuilding related, she looked like she could deadlift 400 and is a photographer like our Lord Ron.
killed me man :D :D :D
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what I love about "real life" is that there is NO SUCH THING as "editing"
the closest thing is when women put on too much make up....
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remember gentlemen---do you know how fucked a woman has to be in the looks and mental department that she has to use a internet site to meet a man?
just think about that for a second
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Little photoshop of horrors. A woman with Down's Syndrome tole me she liked it in both holes. In public. I did the pretend like what was just said wasn't said thing and talked about the weather. I literally bought her Baskin Robins before bidding her adieu so she wouldn't throw a tard tantrum. I shoulda listened to Buddy & taken her to the zoo.
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it's not always the angles they use, it's just much older pics of them in their prime
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A Canadian woman told me she had been diagnosed with a brain tumor and should technically be dead already. This was 2 minutes into date 1.
Go on a few dates, they said. Have a good time, they said.
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Jerk off more often... it clears your mind and decreases your need to seek out these social media fatties/whores.
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do u guys think that the photo editing scene in online dating is much bigger today than half a decade ago? i'm asking because i haven't done online dating in half a decade, i'm curious.
granted u r yanks, using yank servers. i wonder would u complain if u used swedish, finnish or norwegian dating services?, hmmm
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"the cheap is expensive in the end"
the above is adage when it comes to buying something and it is apparently true when it comes to dating online verses meeting someone in real life
it was easy for OP to right swipe this woman (granted- it might have taken a little more effort to swipe her given her size)
but in the end the convenience that was afforded to him via a app wasn't worth it
......the cheap is expensive in the end
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A Canadian woman told me she had been diagnosed with a brain tumor and should technically be dead already. This was 2 minutes into date 1.
Go on a few dates, they said. Have a good time, they said.
I'm going to get hammered for this but I can maybe top.
One (actually didn't meet online I met her sister through work and she wanted me to go out with her and I went ok fuck it she looked pretty good) told me she had been in a coma for 3 months only 6 months ago and was underweight now because of it (true, other than her bolt-ons). They thought she wouldn't make it but she suddenly woke up one day. Her sister said I was the only guy who didn't sit there talking about myself the whole time.
Second, met online, face only photos. Face was ok in person, body not the worst really but past it. Tried to fuck her in the back of her car after and she wanted to play around. By the time she grabbed my dick I was over it I went fuck this i'm going home. I had added her on Facebook she took a bodybuilding pic I had on there and stuck it on a gay escorts site a week later. I had some American guy ringing me up going 'Very Nice, how much'. I said this is a business phone what are you after he goes 'You have your pic and phone number up on Craigslist'. I said No I don't cya. He kept calling I kept cancelling it.
Now i'm making so much more money i'm not doing that again, dating far below myself in looks or even wasting my time. Unless I meet someone with a brain who isn't fucked up (LOL yeh right) I can't be fucked. Cheaper and less hassle to pay LOL not that I have but fuck it makes more sense without how fucked up most people are.
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Haha had forgotten all about that porker.
This problem is still an epidemic, another one that tried to bamboozle me a while back.
What I was presented
(http://s18.postimg.org/5m24e4h3t/Untitled_3.jpg)
The reality
(http://s23.postimg.org/du1ts5zuj/Untitled_2.jpg)
Noooooooo!!!!
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I'm going to get hammered for this but I can maybe top.
One (actually didn't meet online I met her sister through work and she wanted me to go out with her and I went ok fuck it she looked pretty good) told me she had been in a coma for 3 months only 6 months ago and was underweight now because of it (true, other than her bolt-ons). They thought she wouldn't make it but she suddenly woke up one day. Her sister said I was the only guy who didn't sit there talking about myself the whole time.
Second, met online, face only photos. Face was ok in person, body not the worst really but past it. Tried to fuck her in the back of her car after and she wanted to play around. By the time she grabbed my dick I was over it I went fuck this i'm going home. I had added her on Facebook she took a bodybuilding pic I had on there and stuck it on a gay escorts site a week later. I had some American guy ringing me up going 'Very Nice, how much'. I said this is a business phone what are you after he goes 'You have your pic and phone number up on Craigslist'. I said No I don't cya. He kept calling I kept cancelling it.
Now i'm making so much more money i'm not doing that again, dating far below myself in looks or even wasting my time. Unless I meet someone with a brain who isn't fucked up (LOL yeh right) I can't be fucked. Cheaper and less hassle to pay LOL not that I have but fuck it makes more sense without how fucked up most people are.
So I take you are making all.that money from the escort site......go on.....
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The reality
(http://s23.postimg.org/du1ts5zuj/Untitled_2.jpg)
(http://s16.postimg.org/s9o3142ut/lol_jimcarrey_eww.gif)
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So I take you are making all.that money from the escort site......go on.....
That's what I saw!
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Haha had forgotten all about that porker.
This problem is still an epidemic, another one that tried to bamboozle me a while back.
What I was presented
(http://s18.postimg.org/5m24e4h3t/Untitled_3.jpg)
The reality
(http://s23.postimg.org/du1ts5zuj/Untitled_2.jpg)
Holy fuck those calves are fucking disgustingly massive, how can she look at those things and dare to think any man could ever find her desireable and and attractive?
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how can she look at those things and dare to think any man could ever find her desireable and and attractive?
Perhaps she follows Kwon and BMC on getbig?
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Holy fuck those calves are fucking disgustingly massive, how can she look at those things and dare to think any man could ever find her desireable and and attractive?
Perhaps she follows me and BMC on that Getbig-forum?
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Little photoshop of horrors. A woman with Down's Syndrome tole me she liked it in both holes. In public. I did the pretend like what was just said wasn't said thing and talked about the weather. I literally bought her Baskin Robins before bidding her adieu so she wouldn't throw a tard tantrum. I shoulda listened to Buddy & taken her to the zoo.
You gotta excuse Buddy, his prostate has been bothering him lately.
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remember gentlemen---do you know how fucked a woman has to be in the looks and mental department that she has to use a internet site to meet a man?
just think about that for a second
bullshit. Many normal couples meet online today.
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Perhaps she follows me and BMC on that Getbig-forum?
I thought you liked thick asses not 32inch calves?
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I thought you liked thick asses not 32inch calves?
Yeah, all about thick asses!
Thick calves is a no-go!
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dating site picture:
(http://s18.postimg.org/skmh1gsjp/547700_10151607009612792_28155082_n.jpg)
reality:
(http://s16.postimg.org/x6czi3h79/212212.jpg)
(http://s16.postimg.org/iynatg4id/tbombz_43y34h.jpg)
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Her second photo is twice as nice you big dummy.