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Title: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Big Akshay on November 14, 2014, 05:34:32 AM
Hullo. I'm Akshay and I'm already twenty-seven years old. My wedding night is rapidly approaching but I'm a virgin and I don't even know what sex is. My parents were coy on the subject when I asked them about this sex duty that I'm supposed to perform on my wedding night. They only winked at me and said that I'd automatically know what to do when the time came. My parents were the matchmakers that arranged for me to be married to a very charming young lady and I hope that I can give her a happy life. But first can any girl here or any one of your wives or girlfriends take me to her bedroom and show me physically how to have sex? I'll go the whole nine yards with her. I mean for my marriage's sake. Thank you for your kind assistance.
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Devon97 on November 14, 2014, 05:36:05 AM
Shizzo doesn't have a wife but he will be happy to volunteer himself
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: King Shizzo on November 14, 2014, 05:37:13 AM
Another nail placed in the G&O's coffin.

Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Big Akshay on November 14, 2014, 05:40:48 AM
Shizzo doesn't have a wife but he will be happy to volunteer himself

No worries. I take mothers too. ;D
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 14, 2014, 05:44:01 AM
Account banned.

"1"
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: BigCyp on November 14, 2014, 05:45:12 AM
Nice gimmick Army of One.

Very coincidental that this thread is started in response to a post I made about you in another thread  ::)

And I was 24 years old when I got married loser.
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: thebrink on November 14, 2014, 06:22:39 AM
Akshay comes to us for advices. Its not that hard for us to give him..... the wrong advices.
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Waller on November 14, 2014, 10:15:22 AM
Akshay comes to us for advices. Its not that hard for us to give him..... the wrong advices.

Haha, when in deep shout in a deep voice, when it's just the tip scream high pitched?
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: funk51 on November 14, 2014, 01:04:02 PM
 :o where this for protection ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 14, 2014, 01:29:58 PM
The idiocy of Bodybuilding.com is spreading to Getbig.
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: thebrink on November 14, 2014, 04:37:12 PM
Haha, when in deep shout in a deep voice, when it's just the tip scream high pitched?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: DanielPaul on November 14, 2014, 08:36:19 PM
Sure buddy come and meet our friend Tbombz he'll hook you right up ;D
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Primemuscle on November 14, 2014, 08:43:29 PM
I just read your twelve other posts and came to the conclusion that you are full of shit. If someone is seriously thinking of marrying you they are the one who needs advice....DON"T DO IT! This is my advice to either or both of you,
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Schmoff on November 14, 2014, 08:52:02 PM
Account banned.

"1"

lol
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 14, 2014, 09:50:39 PM
Hullo ashtray, welcome.
Title: Re: Urgent - I need advice
Post by: Dr Kincaid on November 14, 2014, 10:35:25 PM
are you okay with raw no pulling out?