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Title: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2014, 02:24:37 PM
Beat the fuck out of them?Stab them one by one?Become a wife to them?

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110605020807/shawshank/images/3/3f/Bogs.gif)
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 18, 2014, 02:28:36 PM
Having spent more time behind bars than any other Getbigger, I feel supremely qualified to answer this question. Attack the leader in the chow hall so everyone witnesses the attack. Stab him in the face and neck. Do not stop until the pigs pull you off.

Problem solved.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2014, 02:31:47 PM
Having spent more time behind bars than any other Getbigger, I feel supremely qualified to answer this question. Attack the leader in the chow hall so everyone witnesses the attack. Stab him in the face and neck. Do not stop until the pigs pull you off.

Problem solved.

Wouldn't this add more time to your sentence?Did you see any real life sisters take on wifes, did any fight back?
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 18, 2014, 02:33:26 PM
Wouldn't this add more time to your sentence?Did you have see real life sisters take on wifes, did any fight back?

Andy DuFrane was serving two life terms.   He wasn't getting out.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2014, 02:41:13 PM
Andy DuFrane was serving two life terms.   He wasn't getting out.

With enough time a man will do almost anything to keep his mind occupied, never bet against Andy
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 18, 2014, 02:43:36 PM
With enough time a man will do almost anything to keep his mind occupied, never bet against Andy

 :D. Great movie.  I still watch if I see it while flipping channels.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Rambone on November 18, 2014, 02:45:41 PM
I'd wifey up for sure. No doubt in my mind
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 18, 2014, 02:47:08 PM
I'll answer for OMR and Bay  "suck them off real good"

Answer for the tranny fuckers or about 75% of getbig "fuck them in the ass knowing it's not gay if the balls don't touch"

Answer for the rest of the getbig badasses.  "Do a triple flying roundhouse taking three out at the same time, then smash in the head of the other leaving the leader alone, I'd pull his tongue out of his mouth and tie it around his neck choking the fucker"

Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 18, 2014, 02:48:55 PM
Beat the fuck out of them?Stab them one by one?Become a wife to them?

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110605020807/shawshank/images/3/3f/Bogs.gif)

I'd do a triple flying roundhouse taking three out at the same time, then smash in the head of the other leaving the leader alone, I'd pull his tongue out of his mouth and tie it around his neck choking the fucker.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: polychronopolous on November 18, 2014, 03:19:07 PM
"Want a cold one Andy?"

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Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Royalty on November 18, 2014, 03:20:15 PM
You'd have to kill at least one of them
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: SF1900 on November 18, 2014, 03:21:02 PM
one of the best movies ever made.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2014, 03:24:49 PM
:D. Great movie.  I still watch if I see it while flipping channels.

Exactly.  Same goes for Jaws, Godfather, Alien(s), The Exorcist, Raging Bull, Scarface, etc. 
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 18, 2014, 03:45:34 PM
Was reading a review for Dumb and Dumber Too and it said it would appeal to those that stop turning the channel when they see Dumb and Dumber is on TV.  Same way I feel about this movie.  I've seen the ending more times than the beginning.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: MikMaq on November 18, 2014, 03:45:44 PM
:D. Great movie.  I still watch if I see it while flipping channels.
Probably the best movie all time.

The ironic part is the name sounds absolutely epic.

Yet it's likely one of the simpliest settings-plots for any major movie of its kind.

Use to watch the film with my grandmother thinking it was just some made for tv crap.

AFter about 15 watches it became one of my favorite movies.(Grama approved.)
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: WalterWhite on November 18, 2014, 03:48:14 PM
one of the best movies ever made.

x2
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2014, 03:50:46 PM
Probably the best movie all time.

The ironic part is the name sounds absolutely epic.

Yet it's likely one of the simpliest settings-plots for any major movie of its kind.

Use to watch the film with my grandmother thinking it was just some made for tv crap.

AFter about 15 watches it became one of my favorite movies.(Grama approved.)

Would you have chosen the salty banana option over violence?
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: MikMaq on November 18, 2014, 04:07:10 PM
Would you have chosen the salty banana option over violence?
I would of seen em coming.

And inserted a homemade anti rape condom, made out of nails pierced into leather and inserted it into my rectum.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Wiggs on November 18, 2014, 04:44:59 PM
You all would respect me in prison.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 18, 2014, 05:00:22 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=349813.0;attach=384611;image)
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You all would respect me in prison.

Yep.  :D ;D
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: polychronopolous on November 18, 2014, 05:23:06 PM
The Greatest Wiggs Photo That Ever Was. The End.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=349813.0;attach=384611;image)
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 18, 2014, 07:02:16 PM
Written by Stephen King, oddly enough.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 18, 2014, 08:21:32 PM
i like that martin lawrence idea about just being the dirtiest, nastiest prisoner in the place.   just shitting yourself daily and becoming the most non-attractive inmate in the place. 

Also, maybe before going into prison, I'd get all my teeth sharpened.   bite the shit out of people from time to time if needed.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: TrueGrit on November 18, 2014, 08:26:34 PM
Apparently, knocking whole rows of teeth out is commonplace in the big house. Then forced blowjobs follow.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Wee Laddy on November 18, 2014, 08:26:55 PM
The Sisters?  Worry about the Albino!
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: TrueGrit on November 18, 2014, 08:32:43 PM
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Henda on November 19, 2014, 04:32:27 AM
The Greatest Wiggs Photo That Ever Was. The End.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=349813.0;attach=384611;image)

Yes great photo,he looked magnificent back then
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 19, 2014, 07:20:22 AM
The Sisters?  Worry about the Albino!


The Albino? Worry about Big Raymond!
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: CalvinH on November 19, 2014, 07:22:49 AM
Just a fantastic movie.....so many great lines.


"I love when she does that shit with her hair"
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 19, 2014, 08:08:06 AM
Just a fantastic movie.....so many great lines.

"I love when she does that shit with her hair"

Yes.  Sexy as hell for 1946...



Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: BigCyp on November 19, 2014, 08:10:44 AM
I think its safe to suggest that Army of One would give up his bumhole just for directions to the canteen on his first day.
Title: Re: How would you have dealt with The Sisters in Shawshank if they wanted your ass?
Post by: Army of One on November 19, 2014, 08:34:40 AM
I think its safe to suggest that Army of One would give up his bumhole just for directions to the canteen on his first day.

You'd have given it up upon entering the prison,for an extra roll of toilet paper to write your poetry on