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Title: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 25, 2014, 01:54:11 PM
I think most of us are happy that Uncle Junior and anabolichalo are not here at the moment. But, a certain amount of drama and retardedness seems to be missing.

Can Vince Basile and Goodrum fill this gap?

Discuss.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: MAXX on November 25, 2014, 01:56:12 PM
I don't mind AH don't know why people do he's harmless
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Twaddle on November 25, 2014, 07:05:53 PM
I for one think the board has taken a turn for the better with their departure.  Halo was an obvious gimmick.  Of who, I don't know or care.  Junior is a sociopath who runs 137 gimmicks simultaneously.  Both of them being gone from the board is a definite plus.   :D
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Hulkotron on November 25, 2014, 07:07:12 PM
I don't mind AH don't know why people do he's harmless

x2
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Automation on November 26, 2014, 01:35:36 AM
I for one think the board has taken a turn for the better with their departure.  Halo was an obvious gimmick.  Of who, I don't know or care.  Junior is a sociopath who runs 137 gimmicks simultaneously.  Both of them being gone from the board is a definite plus.   :D

Agree...
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 26, 2014, 01:57:11 AM
I for one think the board has taken a turn for the better with their departure.  Halo was an obvious gimmick.  Of who, I don't know or care.  Junior is a sociopath who runs 137 gimmicks simultaneously.  Both of them being gone from the board is a definite plus.   :D

I agree. The board is better now.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FermiDirac on November 26, 2014, 02:01:13 AM
I for one think the board has taken a turn for the better with their departure.  Halo was an obvious gimmick.  Of who, I don't know or care.  Junior is a sociopath who runs 137 gimmicks simultaneously.  Both of them being gone from the board is a definite plus.   :D

I often read that Halo was a gimmick for some old user called Bluto. Can anyone shed some light on this matter?

Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 26, 2014, 02:27:38 AM
I often read that Halo was a gimmick for some old user called Bluto. Can anyone shed some light on this matter?



I think we will never know. I've heard it before, but as far as I can tell nobody has evidence.
I guess their posting styles were similar. I can't remember Bluto. I am not sure I even  posted here back then.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on November 26, 2014, 02:48:44 AM
I often read that Halo was a gimmick for some old user called Bluto. Can anyone shed some light on this matter?


Same idiot. Has to post up every inane thought.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: BigCyp on November 26, 2014, 02:52:35 AM
The two were very similar. Bluto is also know here as "Blewtwo".
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: _aj_ on November 26, 2014, 04:57:14 AM
Thing is that AH's pics looked legit. In the thread where he was going toe to toe with Flintstones on physique, somebody challenged him to a full pic set of compulsories and he produced in less than an hour. Dunno how he does that if he's cherry-picking pics of of bb.com or elsewhere.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 26, 2014, 05:00:21 AM
Thing is that AH's pics looked legit. In the thread where he was going toe to toe with Flintstones on physique, somebody challenged him to a full pic set of compulsories and he produced in less than an hour. Dunno how he does that if he's cherry-picking pics of of bb.com or elsewhere.

Nothing is 100%, but I have talked to the guy tons via PM about training, gear ...he seemed like a real person, and knew his shit actually when he talked like a regular person
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: BigCyp on November 26, 2014, 05:01:04 AM
Thing is that AH's pics looked legit. In the thread where he was going toe to toe with Flintstones on physique, somebody challenged him to a full pic set of compulsories and he produced in less than an hour. Dunno how he does that if he's cherry-picking pics of of bb.com or elsewhere.


AH's pics were legit. He is real.

My opinion is that bluto, after 10 years of posting and reading about steriods and training, finally decided to dabble in both.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: _aj_ on November 26, 2014, 05:22:01 AM
Nothing is 100%, but I have talked to the guy tons via PM about training, gear ...he seemed like a real person, and knew his shit actually when he talked like a regular person

Yeah, he and I went back and forth on training too. NFW I was gonna do 40 sets for arms, but he had some good ideas.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: CalvinH on November 26, 2014, 05:30:53 AM
Ron likes to have women posters on the board and halo made one to many racist comments toward Lobstah{pip}
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 26, 2014, 05:47:19 AM
Yeah, he and I went back and forth on training too. NFW I was gonna do 40 sets for arms, but he had some good ideas.

The good ideas he stole from me...LOL

i didn't know he trained that high volume.  we talked about exercises we have come up with to hit trouble spots, gear, mental focus
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 26, 2014, 05:56:51 AM
I'll see what I can do.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: TrueGrit on November 26, 2014, 05:58:23 AM

AH's pics were legit. He is real.

My opinion is that bluto, after 10 years of posting and reading about steriods and training, finally decided to dabble in both.


I share that opinion. I will also say that I was going over some old, old threads (as you do) and a bunch of them were BlueToe marvelling at Mr Ronald Coleman!
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 26, 2014, 05:59:29 AM
I'll see what I can do.

Tape always there when you need him
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on November 26, 2014, 06:52:25 AM
Ok I'm giving very serious thought to erecting a dragon shaped windmill but if I make the vanes the dragon's mane then his snout would act as the tailfin so he'd always be flying backwards instead of into the wind.  Then everyone would ask if my dragon was retarded and if I was some sort of Potato Quixote.  I am but I prefer not to advertise it so openly.  I like to fool people for a little while before they come to realize what a moron I am.

I could give him big ears sticking out the back but then everyone might ask why I built a windmill in the likeness of a giant snarling rabbit.  I don't know if this is gonna come off the way I'm picturing it.

So basically it's the successful execution of the project that concerns me.  Actually sinking money and time into the construction of a windmill shaped like a dragon and being universally regarded as a lunatic for doing so gives me no pause at all.  It seems like a really good idea to me.  This is the level I'm operating on.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 26, 2014, 08:24:46 AM

AH's pics were legit. He is real.

My opinion is that bluto, after 10 years of posting and reading about steriods and training, finally decided to dabble in both.

OMR once confirmed anabolichalo's identity.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Thick Nick on November 26, 2014, 08:27:28 AM
Even with the toothless bunch gone, and Halo & June, absent, there is plenty of stupidity left on Getbig. Go read the mentally ill lefties discussing Ferguson in other threads. It's all there in its glory.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FermiDirac on November 26, 2014, 08:46:32 AM
Ok I'm giving very serious thought to erecting a dragon shaped windmill but if I make the vanes the dragon's mane then his snout would act as the tailfin so he'd always be flying backwards instead of into the wind.  Then everyone would ask if my dragon was retarded and if I was some sort of Potato Quixote.  I am but I prefer not to advertise it so openly.  I like to fool people for a little while before they come to realize what a moron I am.

I could give him big ears sticking out the back but then everyone might ask why I built a windmill in the likeness of a giant snarling rabbit.  I don't know if this is gonna come off the way I'm picturing it.

So basically it's the successful execution of the project that concerns me.  Actually sinking money and time into the construction of a windmill shaped like a dragon and being universally regarded as a lunatic for doing so gives me no pause at all.  It seems like a really good idea to me.  This is the level I'm operating on.

That's crazy talk Feyd Rautha, you are a Harkonnen, act like one!
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on November 26, 2014, 08:47:45 AM
Even with the toothless bunch gone, and Halo & June, absent, there is plenty of stupidity left on Getbig. Go read the mentally ill lefties discussing Ferguson in other threads. It's all there in its glory.
I'll take 'What is politicizing a thread on retardedness' for $1,000, Alex.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 26, 2014, 09:12:41 AM
You fill in the gap quite well.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on November 26, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Can Vince Basile and Goodrum fill each other's gaps?

Discuss.

 ;D

The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodontists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
      Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
      Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: _aj_ on November 26, 2014, 10:59:31 AM
;D

The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodonists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
      Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
      Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.


Bravo!
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Viking11 on November 26, 2014, 11:11:05 AM
Laughing too hard after "and Orthodontists.."
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 26, 2014, 11:18:00 AM
You fill in the gap quite well.

where ya been?
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 26, 2014, 01:22:41 PM
Busy with life. Just gave to my buddy my personal training bussiness as a gift to new beginnings while I gained some free time. Looking at a few projects, 2 books, radio show and some other stuff.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Army of One on November 26, 2014, 01:25:53 PM
Also the uk cocksucking circle jerk being gone makes getbig much easier to read
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Thick Nick on November 29, 2014, 06:24:22 AM
Busy with life. Just gave to my buddy my personal training bussiness as a gift to new beginnings while I gained some free time. Looking at a few projects, 2 books, radio show and some other stuff.

Translation: After the "Ragu Incident" all the people I was scamming into thinking I could make them look better took thier business elsewhere, so now I'm gonna become an author. With no training or education on that either. It's going to be awesome.

Thank you Sev. Posting your statement in the retard thread is pure Getbig gold.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: latiuss on November 29, 2014, 06:38:41 AM
Thing is that AH's pics looked legit. In the thread where he was going toe to toe with Flintstones on physique, somebody challenged him to a full pic set of compulsories and he produced in less than an hour. Dunno how he does that if he's cherry-picking pics of of bb.com or elsewhere.

As far as i knew halo was legit, he used to post on /fit/ alot and alot of people can confirm that. Also that thread was good.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2014, 07:50:50 AM
;D

The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodontists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
      Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
      Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.

We've missed your pithiness.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: TrueGrit on November 29, 2014, 07:51:34 AM
The legendary Kahn returns.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on November 29, 2014, 07:55:31 AM
The important question remains: Where are my Blue Stars? This is an injustice of monumental proportions!
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: juicemachine on November 29, 2014, 08:00:52 AM
The important question remains: Where are my Blue Stars? This is an injustice of monumental proportions!
Becase YLLS, HTH.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: MAXX on November 29, 2014, 08:01:48 AM
The important question remains: Where are my Blue Stars? This is an injustice of monumental proportions!
you'll get them when you post your theory on hypertrophy


ie. never
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2014, 08:17:31 AM
So will there ever be a Dyson built that is more powerful than the Getbig Perpetual Ignorance Vacuum™?
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 29, 2014, 09:12:08 AM
where ya been?

far up in Radu's anus.
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 29, 2014, 09:14:37 AM
;D

The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodontists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
      Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
      Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.


Bravo Maestro, bravo...

"1"
Title: Re: A vacuum of retardedness on Getbig.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 29, 2014, 09:24:53 AM
;D

The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodontists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
      Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
      Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.


I can imagine that some poor bastard somewhere is reading an academic journal article as homework that you wrote about the sociological demise of tbombz seen through a postmodern narrative.