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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on December 04, 2014, 09:52:29 PM
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...was in your own mother.Food for thought.inb4 replying posters penis was in my mother last night.
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C-Section?
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Phil probably was the easiest vaginal delivery
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Phil probably was the easiest vaginal delivery
They had to check the after birth hadn't come out first
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I was 14 and it was with a hooker at her apt. I laid there while she sat on me, one thrust- then POP!
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I'm guessing there are more than a few posters here who have had their penis in their mother's vagina many, many times. Not to mention in her mouth and anus, going deep for long sexual sessions.
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...was in your own mother.Food for thought.inb4 replying posters penis was in my mother last night.
Stay off r/showerthoughts.
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Stay off r/showerthoughts.
What are your thoughts on the Battle of Meadow Bridge?
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For Bay, Goodrum, Tbombz, BigCyp, and most tranny lovers it was probably their last time as well
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For Bay, Goodrum, Tbombz, BigCyp, and most tranny lovers it was probably their last time as well
Are you suggesting BigCyp waited to have sex with his wife until his wedding night, as he was fully booked with ladyboys for the previous months?
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The first time was at a Jersey Shore house when I was a teen. Yes, I live in NJ. We had a beach house with about 8 guys. We lived like animals. The fridge only contained beer. We ate out every meal. I thought I should have something to snack on. I went to a store and bought a giant bag of dried fruit. I was new to eating it. I liked it so much I finished the bag then began drinking beer. That night I picked up the cutest blond who was the captain of the cheer leaders at her high school. It was the first time for me but not for her. Afterward we were just lying in bed when it happened. Explosive farts that I never experienced in my life. The huge amount of dried fruit I ate combined with the beer to create a thermal nuclear explosions in my stomach. Good times.
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I was 21 don't really remember though.
My second time was pretty wack. I was 22, drunk girl asked me if I had rubbers and I said do I look like I get laid. Anyways we used drunk logic and decided to make sure I pull out. Anyways balls deep I think what the hell she can abort in either scenario SQUIRT. Turns out abortion she had the previous year made her incapable of getting knocked up.
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The first time was at a Jersey Shore house when I was a teen. Yes, I live in NJ. We had a beach house with about 8 guys. We lived like animals. The fridge only contained beer. We ate out every meal. I thought I should have something to snack on. I went to a store and bought a giant bag of dried fruit. I was new to eating it. I liked it so much I finished the bag then began drinking beer. That night I picked up the cutest blond who was the captain of the cheer leaders at her high school. It was the first time for me but not for her. Afterward we were just lying in bed when it happened. Explosive farts that I never experienced in my life. The huge amount of dried fruit I ate combined with the beer to create a thermal nuclear explosions in my stomach. Good times.
People from New Jersey always tell you that they're from New Jersey. Idk why. People from other states don't do this out of the blue. It doesn't bear on anything else that gets discussed but it gets put out there with a mix of pride & embarrassment so the listener can be awared of it as something of significance.
Within the borders this doesn't happen, of course. It's assumed that everyone is from there since no one would move there. But once outside the Garden State it's hard to miss. To this day, when people ask where I'm from, I don't say 'America' or 'The US.' I tell them that I'm from New Jersey.
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People from New Jersey always tell you that they're from New Jersey. Idk why. People from other states don't do this out of the blue. It doesn't bear on anything else that gets discussed but it gets put out there with a mix of pride & embarrassment so the listener can be awared of it as something of significance.
Within the borders this doesn't happen, of course. It's assumed that everyone is from there since no one would move there. But once outside the Garden State it's hard to miss. To this day, when people ask where I'm from, I don't say 'America' or 'The US.' I tell them that I'm from New Jersey.
I was telling a story about an animal college beach house so it was relevant. ::)
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First time I had sex, I thought it was in when it wasn't.
So my second time turned out to be my first time too.
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Excellent feeling - I later discovered that not all vaginas feel that great.
Kind of a letdown... started bodybuilding... never recovered :D