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Title: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 07:39:10 AM
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The name for mistletoe derives the fact that mistletoe tends to spring from bird droppings that have fallen on trees, with the seeds having passed through the digestive tract of the birds. Thus, the plant was given the name “misteltan” in Old English from “mistel”, meaning “dung”, and “tan”, the plural of “ta”, meaning “twig”. Hence, “mistletoe” is another way to essentially say “dung twig”.


Not only is mistletoe a dung twig, but most varieties of this plant are partial parasites, being unable to sustain themselves on their own photosynthesis, so they leach what they need from the particular tree they are growing on. Some varieties of mistletoe, such as the North America Arceuthobium pussilum, are full parasites in that they get all their resources from the tree they are growing on and have no leaves.


So where did the tradition of kissing under a parasitic poop twig come from? The mistletoe has been considered a prized plant throughout history going all the way back to the Ancient Greeks, Celts, the Babylonians, and Scandinavians. For instance, the Ancient Greeks considered the plant an aphrodisiac; believed it aided in fertility; and could be used to achieve eternal life.


According to Ancient Babylonian legend, they had the closest thing to our current tradition of kissing under the mistletoe. At that time, single women looking for a mate supposedly would stand outside of the temple of the goddess of love. Mistletoe was hung over the entrance to the temple and when a potential suitor would approach one of the ladies, they were supposed to bond with him. They did not kiss, however, as kissing wasn’t a way to show affection at that time in the Babylonian empire.


As for a more direct root of our kissing tradition, Norseman had many traditions and legends concerning the mistletoe. One tradition was that mistletoe was a plant of peace and so that when enemies met under the mistletoe they were obliged to stop fighting for at least a day. Eventually, this spawned a tradition to hang mistletoe over the doorway of one’s home for peace and good luck.


Mistletoe became associated with Christmas from this tradition of hanging mistletoe in one’s home to bring good luck and peace to those within the house. The mistletoe would be hung around the New Year and the previous year’s mistletoe would be taken down, with its powers apparently tapped. The new plant would then provide this luck throughout the year.


By the 18th century in Britain, this evolved into the kissing tradition we have today. At this time, it became popular to create a ball of mistletoe that would be hung as a Christmas decoration. If a couple was found standing under the mistletoe, they were then obliged to kiss if the mistletoe ball still had berries. For each kiss, one berry would be taken from the ball. Once all the berries were gone, all the “luck” in love and marriage was considered to be drained out of the mistletoe and it was now considered bad luck to kiss beneath it, instead of good luck as before.
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 07:41:45 AM
"Some varieties of mistletoe, such as the North America Arceuthobium pussilum, are full parasites in that they get all their resources from the tree they are growing on and have no leaves."


Sounds like a woman to me.  ;D
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: che on December 06, 2014, 08:17:57 AM
Worst thread ever
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 08:23:41 AM
Worst thread ever
You know it was interesting. Especially when you think that this practice dates back to the Babylonians.

Everything is borrowed and modified over time.
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 06, 2014, 01:18:17 PM
Worst thread ever

X2
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 06, 2014, 01:22:03 PM
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Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 01:22:42 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 06, 2014, 01:33:10 PM
x4
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: Henda on December 06, 2014, 01:43:23 PM
Boring nerd shit

Didn't read
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: TheShape. on December 06, 2014, 01:43:51 PM
x5, would eat the pussy of the above posted woman.
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 01:45:44 PM
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Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 01:46:59 PM
I just noticed the baby wearing a monkey shirt.  :D
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: AlphaGyno on December 06, 2014, 01:48:06 PM
I wish you a actually died in that car crash you obese child diddler
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 01:49:04 PM
I wish you a actually died in that car crash you obese child diddler
What? Too soon?
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: bigmc on December 06, 2014, 02:06:13 PM
good stuff shizzo

pull get big out the ashes by copy and pasting something shit from another site

you want drama see my thread cup cake  :-*
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 02:38:57 PM
good stuff shizzo

pull get big out the ashes by copy and pasting something shit from another site

you want drama see my thread cup cake  :-*
Thats the problem these days. People would rather fuck around with mind-numbing bullshit, instead of reading a bit of interesting info about the history of a popular holiday tradition.

Certain people here appreciate my info threads  :P
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: bigmc on December 06, 2014, 02:40:11 PM
Thats the problem these days. People would rather fuck around with mind-numbing bullshit, instead of reading a bit of interesting info about the history of a popular holiday tradition.

Certain people here appreciate my info threads  :P

i like the stuff you do about being sober

i can get behind you on that

thats some real world shit
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 02:42:59 PM
i like the stuff you do about being sober

i can get behind you on that

thats some real world shit
I am starting to think that your goal has been to get behind me the whole time.
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: gym**rat on December 06, 2014, 05:44:12 PM
good stuff shizzo

pull get big out the ashes by copy and pasting something shit from another site

you want drama see my thread cup cake  :-*

X.......what number we up to now? I lost count. These types of threads are mind numbing.
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 06, 2014, 05:52:53 PM
X.......what number we up to now? I lost count. These types of threads are mind numbing.
Yes because your Sea monkey threads were so epic  ::)
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: gym**rat on December 06, 2014, 07:35:06 PM
Yes because your Sea monkey threads were so epic  ::)

Speaking of which, I am still having that issue. Thank you for your concern.  ;D
Title: Re: Why we kiss under the Mistletoe.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 06, 2014, 07:50:39 PM
Because people like to hump and any excuse will do.