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Title: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2014, 02:20:15 PM
Seriously, I'm in my office with my door closed and just dropped a rotten goose egg.  Nasty creatine/protein combo.  Hoping no one needs to talk to be in the next 5-10 minutes.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 10, 2014, 02:25:07 PM
PIP EDB :'(
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 02:26:04 PM
I wish there was a way to transfer that over over the Internet, I'd love to be smelling that right now.
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Post by: Mitch on December 10, 2014, 02:40:56 PM
Are you sure that wasn't one of your kidney?
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Post by: Tennisballz on December 10, 2014, 02:43:52 PM
I wish there was a way to transfer that over over the Internet, I'd love to be smelling that right now.
you know as disgusting as that is, if we could all click to smell, i bet most of us would.   ;D
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Rambone on December 10, 2014, 02:57:21 PM
I put an overweight goose in a chokehold once. It went quietly if you don't count the gurgling sound.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 04:08:52 PM
you know as disgusting as that is, if we could all click to smell, i bet most of us would.   ;D

That is an interesting point. I'd like to think I wouldn't click, but curiosity might get the better of me. It would certainly have to be free, I wouldn't pay 99 cents to smell someone's fart.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: dr.chimps on December 10, 2014, 04:11:06 PM
Breathe.    

/ and, therein, rests the problem
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Post by: calfzilla on December 10, 2014, 07:48:06 PM
That is an interesting point. I'd like to think I wouldn't click, but curiosity might get the better of me. It would certainly have to be free, I wouldn't pay 99 cents to smell someone's fart.

What if she was hot?
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 07:57:06 PM
What if she was hot?

Another interesting point. I hadn't considered sniffing a chick's fart. Yes, I might pay $0.99 for that.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: chaos on December 10, 2014, 08:06:42 PM
Another interesting point. I hadn't considered sniffing a chick's fart. Yes, I might pay $0.99 for that.
Womens farts are worse than my protein farts, fuck that.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 08:11:09 PM
Womens farts are worse than my protein farts, fuck that.

How much would you pay to get a pussy sniff then?
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: TestDummy on December 10, 2014, 08:14:02 PM
Womens farts are worse than my protein farts, fuck that.

fuckin period/beer farts are the worst!
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: chaos on December 10, 2014, 08:14:57 PM
How much would you pay to get a pussy sniff then?
If pussy has an odor it's probably rotten.
A womans butthole,  now there's a scratch and sniff proposition.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 08:17:45 PM
What they need to do is make it so you can pay to have the stench come out of someone else's computer. I'd pay good cash to have Chaos suddenly have to smell a combination of dog semen and Shitsoul anus.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: chaos on December 10, 2014, 08:20:31 PM
What they need to do is make it so you can pay to have the stench come out of someone else's computer. I'd pay good cash to have Chaos suddenly have to smell a combination of dog semen and Shitsoul anus.
Care to share with us what that smells like?
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 08:27:39 PM
Care to share with us what that smells like?

When I ate out Shitsoul's ass after a dog fucked him I was pretty congested and couldn't smell anything. I just know it was a combination of sticky and crunchy. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: chaos on December 10, 2014, 08:29:33 PM
When I ate out Shitsoul's ass after a dog fucked him I was pretty congested and couldn't smell anything. I just know it was a combination of sticky and crunchy. Hope this helps.
Like a Twix?
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: gmflex on December 11, 2014, 01:59:53 AM
A couple of years ago .. hot fitness chick at golds gym was working out on a Saturday afternoon.. she heads to the water fountain to take a zip . I finished my set. Started walking towards the water fountain and all sudden it just hit me like a wall.. the stinkiest protein fart I ever smelled. she just looked at me and she winked  and walked away... just a weird a experience.. I found it sexy as hell   :-*


Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: wikkedonez on December 11, 2014, 02:57:57 AM
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Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: Papper on December 11, 2014, 04:10:38 AM
You're farting and surfing getbig in your exec chair in your private office huh
Title: Re: I CAN'T BREATH
Post by: G_Thang on December 11, 2014, 05:04:35 AM
Seriously, I'm in my office with my door closed and just dropped a rotten goose egg.  Nasty creatine/protein combo.  Hoping no one needs to talk to be in the next 5-10 minutes.

Rotting Colon Bastard!