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Title: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2014, 03:57:31 PM
Now here is the question we all have to ponder gentlemen:

Do you get a C-section and scar those washboard abs?

Or do you risk blowing out your asshole?

Also I am pretty sure we could take the pain like champs.

We are men afterall.

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Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 03:59:21 PM
With all the semen you've slurped down if it was possible for a guy to get pregnant you would have by now.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2014, 04:00:25 PM
With all the semen you've slurped down if it was possible for a guy to get pregnant you would have by now.
Half the IFBB knows what its like to be pregnant already.  :D
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 04:01:10 PM
Half the IFBB knows what its like to be pregnant already.  :D

But they will never deliver, just keep gut.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 10, 2014, 04:01:46 PM
6 weeks sober, and this your thread!? Pass the booze.  ::)
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2014, 04:03:19 PM
6 weeks sober, and this your thread!? Pass the booze.  ::)
There is nothing wrong with pondering life's great mysteries.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 10, 2014, 04:05:25 PM
There is nothing wrong with pondering life's great mysteries.
No, there's not. Pretty sure you don't have a track record of doing so.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2014, 04:08:27 PM
No, there's not. Pretty sure you don't have a track record of doing so.
This might interest you.

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Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: che on December 10, 2014, 04:09:42 PM
Holy fuck Shizzo ,  please just stop.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: ritch on December 10, 2014, 04:13:44 PM
The gays have secret plan to take over tha world!!!
I bet the underground lesbian community has some counter attack towards this...
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
Holy fuck Shizzo ,  please just stop.
Oh you don't like when I create random topics from the top of my head?

I thought that is how most do it around here?  :D
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2014, 04:22:32 PM
But they will never deliver, just keep gut.
This thread delivers for them.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 10, 2014, 04:24:58 PM
Due to the ACA, men now pay for leave in their premiums for pregnancy, just like women. You know, in case you do happen to get knocked up. Now there's a President with foresight.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 10, 2014, 04:26:48 PM
Due to the ACA, men now pay for leave in their premiums for pregnancy, just like women. You know, in case you do happen to get knocked up. Now there's a President with foresight.
Men can already share pregnancy sickness symptoms with women.  :-X

It's only a matter of time. Pretty soon women will want to work for a living, and the men will be having the kids.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 10, 2014, 05:13:24 PM
Men can already share pregnancy sickness symptoms with women.  :-X

It's only a matter of time. Pretty soon women will want to work for a living, and the men will be having the kids.

Would not surprise me. 

Through the MSM, political correctness and sensitivity training, men are being socially emasculated and feminized.  Pro sports athletes have a new conduct code and set of rules to abide by... or goodbye contract. 

Once women were allowed in the military, law enforcement and fire department it was game over.  Feminism running wild.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Wiggs on December 10, 2014, 05:20:56 PM
No they wont. Ron, shut this shit down.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Belieber on December 10, 2014, 05:36:58 PM
Fantastic thread. 10 pages easy.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: DanielPaul on December 10, 2014, 07:51:59 PM
No matter how many times they put it in you butt your not going to get pregnant.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Knooger on December 10, 2014, 07:52:39 PM
No matter how many times they put it in you butt your not going to get pregnant.

That won't stop him from trying.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: wes on December 10, 2014, 08:49:46 PM
Looked at thread title,looked who the OP was,and proceeded to vomit.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Dr.J on December 11, 2014, 01:05:42 AM
Stupid
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Novena on December 11, 2014, 03:40:38 AM
Some thought has been given to this.  An in vitro fertilized egg implanted in a male's abdomen, and the guy carries it for nine months.  The baby is then "born" surgically.  An ob-gyn doctor swears this is perfectly feasible.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 11, 2014, 05:48:06 AM
Some thought has been given to this.  An in vitro fertilized egg implanted in a male's abdomen, and the guy carries it for nine months.  The baby is then "born" surgically.  An ob-gyn doctor swears this is perfectly feasible.
It would be interesting to see how many men would try this.

Maybe if the wife has a bigtime career or she just wears the pants in the relationship, and wants to see how far her man is willing to go.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 11, 2014, 06:10:19 AM
shizzo, you should let tbombz try to fill you up with his man juice. See what happens.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Wiggs on December 11, 2014, 08:33:06 AM
From the bottle to the bong.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 11, 2014, 09:29:33 AM
From the bottle to the bong.
Thats hilarious coming from you.
Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: IronMeister on December 11, 2014, 09:40:55 AM
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Title: Re: In the future, men might be able to birth a child.
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 11, 2014, 12:59:52 PM
No they wont. Ron, shut this shit down.

How is life in Liberia ?.