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Title: What's the farthest you've been able to ejaculate?
Post by: Slapper on December 15, 2014, 07:11:06 PM
I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.
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Post by: ritch on December 15, 2014, 07:34:30 PM
your mom should be able to tell you how far I shoot my load. Ask her, won't be awkward at all...
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Post by: Viking11 on December 15, 2014, 07:38:08 PM
2 miles.
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Post by: trapz101 on December 15, 2014, 07:40:31 PM
not sure,never pulled out
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 15, 2014, 07:41:05 PM
I'm certain the OP has shot further, but it usually gets stopped by a prostate.
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Post by: Hulkotron on December 15, 2014, 08:26:16 PM
not sure,never pulled out

Big Mike Cox style.
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Post by: Pet shop boys on December 15, 2014, 08:29:45 PM
I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.


This is a steroids breakfast for champs board...

Question should be   who can cum more than two thin watery drops ?



WoooSSHHHHH THE DOSE
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Post by: Eric2 on December 15, 2014, 09:09:59 PM
Not sure but by the time it does land it's a fully developed educated and gainfully employed adult. ;D
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Post by: CARTEL on December 15, 2014, 09:22:38 PM
Mods, please move to sports board.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 15, 2014, 09:24:13 PM
About 15 inches
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 15, 2014, 09:32:34 PM
3.7 Heaths
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Post by: Knooger on December 15, 2014, 09:34:17 PM
not sure,never pulled out

Exactly, Tbombz loves to get creampied.
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Post by: Leatherneck on December 15, 2014, 10:18:56 PM
Could this be an Olympia event in 2022?
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on December 15, 2014, 10:37:24 PM
I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.


Did you monkey grip the base for added pressure or was this free form?
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Post by: Fortress on December 15, 2014, 11:18:40 PM
C'mon, what man worth his balls hasn't blown a load onto his own face at one time or other? You're lying in bed punching the monkey and before you have a chance to cover your cockhead with tissue it blows ... and there you have it.

 :D
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Post by: Costanza on December 16, 2014, 12:57:15 AM
C'mon, what man worth his balls hasn't blown a load onto his own face at one time or other? You're lying in bed punching the monkey and before you have a chance to cover your cockhead with tissue it blows ... and there you have it.

 :D

 :D

I recall throwing a volcanic bolt in my teenage years that went flying over my noggin and hit the head board, the wad obviously found a gap between the tissue barricade.
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Post by: WillGrant on December 16, 2014, 01:01:11 AM
3.7 Heaths
So a dribble  :D

C'mon, what man worth his balls hasn't blown a load onto his own face at one time or other? You're lying in bed punching the monkey and before you have a chance to cover your cockhead with tissue it blows ... and there you have it.

 :D
Did you swallow ?  :o
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Post by: calfzilla on December 16, 2014, 01:08:29 AM
Not as far as Flintstones.
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Post by: gracie bjj on December 16, 2014, 01:27:28 AM
not sure cause i jerkoff with a sock over my cock,this way theres no mess.but i remember one time i didnt jerkoff for 8 days and i shot aload that musta went 4 ft or so,then about 5 or 6 more times before it stopped.if a person is going for a record i recommend going 7 or 8 days without jerking off and then do it,man it will shoot out like a fucking missile
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Post by: Costanza on December 16, 2014, 01:59:05 AM
not sure cause i jerkoff with a sock over my cock,this way theres no mess.but i remember one time i didnt jerkoff for 8 days and i shot aload that musta went 4 ft or so,then about 5 or 6 more times before it stopped.if a person is going for a record i recommend going 7 or 8 days without jerking off and then do it,man it will shoot out like a fucking missile

You still have the occasional rub & tug at your age gracie?
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Post by: BigRo on December 16, 2014, 02:01:44 AM
I would say its more than occasional.
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Post by: Costanza on December 16, 2014, 02:14:23 AM
I would say its more than occasional.

 :D
Yes I'd say so too by the sound of things.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 16, 2014, 02:18:34 AM
I think I beat (no pun intended) my own record this past weekend: About 5 feet in a 45 degree angle.


after I pulled out, and he looked back, I once ejaculated in Goodrum's face.
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Post by: gracie bjj on December 16, 2014, 02:27:59 AM
You still have the occasional rub & tug at your age gracie?

 ;)
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Post by: gracie bjj on December 16, 2014, 02:30:16 AM
i ran out of test the last 5 weeks,my connect hasnt hooked up yet so im not very horny.once i get my sauce ill be back to jacking off 7 days a week 3 times aday,i get pussy in between my masterbating sessions
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Post by: BigRo on December 16, 2014, 02:41:28 AM
Your body is probably thanking you for the break, not from the test but from all that depletion of sexual energy.
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Post by: gracie bjj on December 16, 2014, 02:55:01 AM
Your body is probably thanking you for the break, not from the test but from all that depletion of sexual energy.

its funny u mentioned that cause im not gonna lie man the last time i jerked off after going 8 days not doing that i literally couldnt stand up from the energy drainage i felt :o it felt like someone went in my body and just depleted all my energy and i was shot tired,never felt that before to b honest.maybe i did but i also never went 8 days of not jerking off either, my wife even said to me that i looked wiped out
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Post by: King Shizzo on December 16, 2014, 04:47:24 AM
This is in the running for gayest thread ever.
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Post by: Rambone on December 16, 2014, 05:02:34 AM
The schmoe I was with forgot the golden rule of always keeping the door closed in room 7. Let's just say my load flew out the doorway, ricocheted off the wall, and splattered against the side of the ice machine. If they had a Harlem Globetrotter for dropping loads, I'd be starting shooting guard.
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Post by: Tapeworm on December 16, 2014, 05:17:21 AM
Age 16, had to get a step ladder to clean the ceiling (1st shot only from a standing position).  Age 24, while being handjobbed by a chubby American chick in a German hostel bathtub, I sent up several flares that would have gotten me rescued if I was lost at sea.
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Post by: Howard on December 16, 2014, 05:49:38 AM
Exactly, Tbombz loves to get creampied.

I'll bet Tbombz is very qualified to judge how far the avg man's semen can fly  ;D
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Post by: Howard on December 16, 2014, 05:51:29 AM
Age 16, had to get a step ladder to clean the ceiling (1st shot only from a standing position).  Age 24, while being handjobbed by a chubby American chick in a German hostel bathtub, I sent up several flares that would have gotten me rescued if I was lost at sea.

Classic getbigger adventures in a hostel
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Post by: Army of One on December 16, 2014, 05:51:44 AM
8 feet, I was so proud I even measured it (srs)
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Post by: pedro01 on December 16, 2014, 06:24:52 AM
I came on my own face once - not intentionally of course - just had a master tease at the helm.