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Title: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: old-school-lifter on December 28, 2014, 07:57:21 PM
of course, nothing beats a great O but sometimes don't you feel awesome after taking a huge dump?

im sure there is some dopamine released in the brain after you take a huge dump
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Army of One on December 28, 2014, 08:01:08 PM
of course, nothing beats a great O but sometimes don't you feel awesome after taking a huge dump?

im sure there is some dopamine released in the brain after you take a huge dump

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Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: _aj_ on December 29, 2014, 05:23:35 AM
Why not experience both? Please google "blumpkin"
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: wikkedonez on December 29, 2014, 06:03:12 AM
I fell euphoria after I piss from holding
it in too long.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: BigRo on December 29, 2014, 06:10:00 AM
I feel euphoria from a good fart and burp and if I sneeze I think of a big pair of titties.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Wiggs on December 29, 2014, 06:11:40 AM
Perhaps the mammoth sized poo is pushing on your prostate as it came out.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 29, 2014, 06:12:41 AM
of course, nothing beats a great O but sometimes don't you feel awesome after taking a huge dump?

im sure there is some dopamine released in the brain after you take a huge dump

I think you are onto something here.  50% of the time I feel like I need to take a nap afterwards.  The larger the dump, the better is feels afterward.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: LittleJ on December 29, 2014, 06:13:28 AM
I hate when you have to shit and vomit at the same time.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: SilverSpoon on December 29, 2014, 06:59:08 AM
When I used to be a personal trainer, an older lifter (in his late 50's) who was in great shape used to talk to me all of the time.  He and his wife were both avid lifters since the 1970s.  She was still in phenomenal shape as well.

He used to always joke with females in the gym to "stay away from that guy.  He'll break your heart"; which usually worked as a great introduction.

One day he says to me:  "Kid, things change as you get older.  You've seen my wife.  She's pretty now, but you should have seen her body 25 years ago!  Back then, all I wanted to do was have sex with her.  Now, my priorities have changed.  I don't know which I'd rather do; my wife or have a really good shit."

I laughed and said:  "I hope it is a long time before that choice takes me more than a second to choose."

"Kid, it comes sooner than you think."
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Tapeworm on December 29, 2014, 07:02:12 AM
So you fucked his wife?
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Post by: MAXX on December 29, 2014, 07:08:53 AM
try having a shit on someones chest

double the pleasure
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Donny on December 29, 2014, 07:10:52 AM
Remember in the 80s we had rations which we ate in the field.."Compo" rations. Blocked you up big time, which it was also designed to do so you did not need to crap all the time. I swear when you came off Field exercises you dropped a huge Turd. It was such a relief to get it out... :-X
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: falco on December 29, 2014, 07:15:02 AM
The things we learn at getbig... ::)
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Post by: Wiggs on December 29, 2014, 07:17:04 AM
Remember in the 80s we had rations which we ate in the field.."Compo" rations. Blocked you up big time, which it was also designed to do so you did not need to crap all the time. I swear when you came off Field exercises you dropped a huge Turd. It was such a relief to get it out... :-X


No different than MREs.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Donny on December 29, 2014, 07:22:26 AM
German Toilets used to have a Shelf so you saw your Turd...even touched your arse if it was a big curly one... ;D
http://asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: wikkedonez on December 29, 2014, 07:28:19 AM
maybe he pushed in her shit??
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: _bruce_ on December 29, 2014, 07:47:36 AM
The worst thing that can happen is when you're gliding out an excelsior turd and as its end leaves it gently tips the balls when keeling over and collapsing into the ceramic sanctuary.
This is why I have an extra huge bowl which I climb via a ladder.
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Post by: LittleJ on December 29, 2014, 08:39:23 AM
I started drinking Metamucil and I shit like a newborn all the time.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: chaos on December 29, 2014, 08:55:23 AM
of course, nothing beats a great O but sometimes don't you feel awesome after taking a huge dump?

im sure there is some dopamine released in the brain after you take a huge dump
I'll let you know in a few minutes...
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Papper on December 29, 2014, 09:14:30 AM
I hate when you have to shit and vomit at the same time.

Do you? I love that. Such a rare occurrence but pure bliss - vom shit and piss
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: LittleJ on December 29, 2014, 09:32:18 AM
I'll let you know in a few minutes...

Tell the man to take it easy on you.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: chaos on December 29, 2014, 09:34:08 AM
Tell the man to take it easy on you.
How does it feel to be below shizzo on the getbig ladder?
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Leatherneck on December 29, 2014, 10:09:55 AM
Both feel great but the greatness involved with a high level orgasm has the highest enjoyment possible. This feeling has cost many a man many a dollar.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Alucard on December 29, 2014, 10:45:37 AM
Remember in the 80s we had rations which we ate in the field.."Compo" rations. Blocked you up big time, which it was also designed to do so you did not need to crap all the time. I swear when you came off Field exercises you dropped a huge Turd. It was such a relief to get it out... :-X

Wtf?! I would never ever take something like that, i avoid every kind of food or liquid that can block you up... Holding and accumulating shit is one of the worst feeling one can experience... For sure it was a relief after, i feel you man... :-\
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: King Shizzo on December 29, 2014, 01:17:59 PM
How does it feel to be below shizzo on the getbig ladder?
I am high on the ladder at the moment. I am at ron's roundtable.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 29, 2014, 01:19:22 PM
I fell euphoria after I piss from holding
it in too long.
x2
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: Howard on December 29, 2014, 01:48:43 PM
of course, nothing beats a great O but sometimes don't you feel awesome after taking a huge dump?

im sure there is some dopamine released in the brain after you take a huge dump

Pleasure from something up your ass ? It's only gay of you want it to be.  ALL Homo.
Title: Re: Doing a huge shit can be as satisfying as an orgasm!
Post by: wes on December 29, 2014, 01:50:38 PM
This weeks thread of shit !
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Post by: Donny on December 30, 2014, 04:59:13 AM
squeezing out a big turd is about as close as a man can get to having a Baby... ;D so next time your wife/partner says you donīt know...you tell her Bros... ;)