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Title: Little bastard demolishes macho bodybuilder!
Post by: Bernie King on December 29, 2014, 06:17:26 PM
Dear Friend:

Bob Taylor is a little man with a smart mouth and a bad attitude.

So he had to learn how to fight -- and win -- against the bigger guys who looked down on him and figured him for an easy target. In school. In the jungles and battlefields of Vietnam. In the filthy streets ruled by drug-dealing gangs.

He's just 5 feet 6 inches tall, and maybe 140 pounds soaking wet (on a good day). Small features. Thin arms, thin legs, thin neck. You'd never pick him for a fighter. Too little.

Nevertheless, Bob Taylor is widely regarded among the elite martial arts world as perhaps the best "self educated" street fighter around. Nobody who knows about Bob's fighting abilities would ever willingly go up against him without packing a loaded shotgun. Hand to hand, you will lose a fight against him, no matter how big, or muscled, or experienced you are.

What's this got to do with you? Plenty. If you too are "size challenged", or usually find yourself looking up at people when they talk to you... this is the PERFECT fighting tactics system you could ever ask for. You don't need to be strong, or agile, or possess magic powers. In fact... your size is actually an ADVANTAGE in a fight.

And if you're large size... or even a big gorilla type... then you want to see Bob's tricks before you ever leave the house again. Because, if you don't understand the advantage a smaller man has against you, you're dead meat in a real fight. What's more... knowing these nasty "little guy" fighting tricks allows you to use them too. They are just as devastating when used by a big guy against another big guy... or a vicious small guy looking to punch your lights out.

But whether you're big, or little, or in-between... you'll want to know what Bob Taylor has to offer you because...

You Can See It
For FREE, If You Want!

I'll explain in a second.

First, though... there's a few things you need to understand.

This ain't your normal martial arts, not by a long shot. Bob Taylor developed his unique style of "dirty fighting" during his 30-years of front-line combat and jungle fighting, bar brawls and ambushes, bounty hunting and busting up narcotics gangs. He was 2-tour combat veteran in Vietnam. He's worked as a private eye, a personal armed bodyguard to superstar rock groups (like Aerosmith, the Who and Led Zepplin), and has been "loaned-out" for his expertise in "hot action" canine handling to 11 different police jurisdictions. (You know it's serious shit when the dogs are called in!) He's also a recognized "Chi Master" -- at an infamous Soldier of Fortune convention, he drove a steel rod through his forearm, tied it to a new Ford Mustang, and dragged the car 287 feet... without blood, without pain, without scaring. (Don't try this at home.)

Here is Bob showing his stuff.

Title: Re: Little bastard demolishes macho bodybuilder!
Post by: Erik C on December 29, 2014, 06:26:12 PM
Another good reason to always kick first, rather than punch.
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Post by: forillagorilla on December 29, 2014, 06:30:43 PM
When fighting to kill size matters very little. I had s little cat on my team that was deadly as fuck in H2H... Although - its never desirable to be engaged h2h -typically means there has been a failure at some point in the mission.
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Post by: _aj_ on December 29, 2014, 07:30:48 PM
When fighting to kill size matters very little. I had s little cat on my team that was deadly as fuck in H2H... Although - its never desirable to be engaged h2h -typically means there has been a failure at some point in the mission.

"Team?" "Mission?"
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 29, 2014, 10:23:54 PM
"Team?" "Mission?"

He does "air soft".
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 08:49:48 AM
Another good reason to always kick first, rather than punch.

Ho! Better not let me catch that leg.
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Post by: Erik C on December 30, 2014, 09:01:42 AM
Ho! Better not let me catch that leg.

You'd catch it, with your balls.
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Post by: Darren Avey on December 30, 2014, 09:13:32 AM
Tell him to challenge Meng then we ll see what happens.
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Post by: Sophus on December 30, 2014, 09:29:47 AM
"Team?" "Mission?"

Counter Strike
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 30, 2014, 12:06:19 PM
Ho! Better not let me catch that leg.

How is junior  :D
Title: Re: Little bastard demolishes macho bodybuilder!
Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 12:14:08 PM
You'd catch it, with your balls.

Not likely. No matter how fast you are. Your leg would have to travel an awful long way. Knees are heaps more effective.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 30, 2014, 12:21:44 PM
Not likely. No matter how fast you are. Your leg would have to travel an awful long way. Knees are heaps more effective.

any 'fine' black whores  ;D
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Post by: Erik C on December 30, 2014, 12:31:58 PM
Not likely. No matter how fast you are. Your leg would have to travel an awful long way. Knees are heaps more effective.

Oh. So you've never been in a real fight. OK.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 30, 2014, 12:36:34 PM
Oh. So you've never been in a real fight. OK.

he is short Belgian  ;)
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Post by: denarii on December 30, 2014, 12:44:28 PM
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on December 30, 2014, 01:41:36 PM
Bet he's never gone to war onstage oiled up in a thong
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Post by: Mitch on December 30, 2014, 01:51:04 PM
the amount of BS in this vid is too damn high.

And no, i'm neither a fighter nor a German Shepard spine breaker.

But this BS, as big as it gets.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 02:03:17 PM
Oh. So you've never been in a real fight. OK.

Clearly you haven't if you actually think you can get away with silly kicks on the street. LOL.
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Post by: Erik C on December 30, 2014, 02:06:53 PM
Clearly you haven't if you actually think you can get away with silly kicks on the street. LOL.

"Silly kicks?" So you've never been in a real fight. OK.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 04:16:52 PM
"Silly kicks?" So you've never been in a real fight. OK.

Too slow. If you give me your leg I'm going to take it and break it. That's what happens in the real world, son.
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Post by: Erik C on December 30, 2014, 09:05:41 PM
Too slow. If you give me your leg I'm going to take it and break it. That's what happens in the real world, son.

Give you my leg? Get real.

Yeah, you've never been in a real fight, old man.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 09:51:59 PM
Give you my leg? Get real.

Yeah, you've never been in a real fight, old man.

Your problem's that you're too slow. That's why you fail to stop kicks coming at you. But aimed at a veteran streetfighter like myself that shit can and will get you killed. But obviously you don't know this because you haven't been on the street.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 30, 2014, 10:02:05 PM
Lol @ the tiny tits in this thread at each others necks.
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Post by: Erik C on December 30, 2014, 10:30:47 PM
Your problem's that you're too slow. That's why you fail to stop kicks coming at you. But aimed at a veteran streetfighter like myself that shit can and will get you killed. But obviously you don't know this because you haven't been on the street.

By what mental process, did you determine that I'm slow, and can't counter kicks, thrown my way? And, you're a "veteran street fighter?" LOL! You're delusional. How are you able to be on the street? They only let you out of the institution with an attendant.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 10:37:52 PM
Lol @ the tiny tits in this thread at each others necks.

Imbecile. Just because you're a tiny tit doesn't mean everyone is small fry like you.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 30, 2014, 10:43:25 PM
Imbecile. Just because you're a tiny tit doesn't mean everyone is small fry like you.

You make me laugh, "Blowing Peen".
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 10:50:16 PM
By what mental process, did you determine that I'm slow, and can't counter kicks, thrown my way? And, you're a "veteran street fighter?" LOL! You're delusional. How are you able to be on the street? They only let you out of the institution with an attendant.

You're speaking to a Vet (I did eight years in the Armed Forces), sonny boy. Now here's some golden advice. Don't try kicking unless your opponent's distracted, oblivious or down. Simple as that. I'm telling you this because I don't particularly enjoy watching rookies, even obnoxious ones like you, being butchered like headless chickens on the street.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 10:52:38 PM
You make me laugh, "Blowing Peen".

I enjoy eating little pussies like you for lunch. Although you're small fry you're certainly no Bob Taylor.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 30, 2014, 11:00:14 PM
I enjoy eating little pussies like you for lunch. Although you're small fry you're certainly no Bob Taylor.

You must be one of the strongest/toughest men in your trailer park.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 30, 2014, 11:03:38 PM
He does "air soft".

 :D

He's really into "laser tag"
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 30, 2014, 11:06:07 PM
:D

He's really into "laser tag"


this is him.

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Misc/epkhld.jpg)
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 30, 2014, 11:09:26 PM

this is him.

(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Misc/epkhld.jpg)

Love his accessories, makes him look very brave.  :D
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 11:09:43 PM
You must be one of the strongest/toughest men in your trailer park.

Yes. After all your mother is intimately acquainted with my 'broadsword'.
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Post by: ritch on December 30, 2014, 11:13:35 PM
Lovin' the replies here...
I remember laser tag as well, ha! Had me a set....
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Post by: Bernie King on December 30, 2014, 11:13:59 PM
:D

He's really into "laser tag"

Small men like you could certainly benefit from listening to Bobbie Taylor.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 30, 2014, 11:20:46 PM
Small men like you could certainly benefit from listening to Bobbie Taylor.

When I stand in the front entrance of my local gym and do a front lat spread, other gym patrons have a VERY tough time squeezing past me because of my width, so I guess we could say the joke is on you, "Bringme Peen".
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 31, 2014, 12:01:47 AM
Yes. After all my father is intimately acquainted with my 'rectum'.

fixed.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 04:51:18 AM
When I stand in the front entrance of my local gym and do a front lat spread, other gym patrons have a VERY tough time squeezing past me because of my width, so I guess we could say the joke is on you, "Bringme Peen".

What are you, one fiddy soaking wet?
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 04:54:12 AM
fixed.

Throwing a tantrum, are we? Wipe away your tears and change your soiled nappies before I slap your silly little pinhead right off.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 31, 2014, 11:45:31 AM
Throwing a tantrum, are we? Wipe away your tears and change your soiled nappies before I slap your silly little pinhead right off.

Man, I oughta come over there and punch you right in the suckhole.
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Post by: disco_stu on December 31, 2014, 11:52:29 AM
Too slow. If you give me your leg I'm going to take it and break it. That's what happens in the real world, son.

^this.

and yes..been in many. so many in fact that the judge who let me off the last time gave me 3 years probation and a final warning that id be locked up if there was a next time..(that i got caught that is)

kicks are pretty useless..slow, easy to catch, lots of effort to do.

by far the best approach is hands straight for the nose, or a weapon.

and sheer ferocity.
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Post by: Erik C on December 31, 2014, 11:54:19 AM
^this.

and yes..been in many. so many in fact that the judge who let me off the last time gave me 3 years probation and a final warning that id be locked up if there was a next time..(that i got caught that is)

kicks are pretty useless..slow, easy to catch, lots of effort to do.

by far the best approach is hands straight for the nose, or a weapon.

and sheer ferocity.

So you can't throw a kick worth a shit. Glad you could man up to your incompetence.
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Post by: syntaxmachine on December 31, 2014, 01:01:34 PM
Lol @ the tiny tits in this thread at each others necks.

It's the fuckin itty bitty titty committee up in here.
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Post by: syntaxmachine on December 31, 2014, 01:06:56 PM
You're speaking to a Vet (I did eight years in the Armed Forces), sonny boy.

Shut your cock pleaser, "sonny": there isn't anything particularly impressive about being in the military, seeing as millions have done it, the baseline physical standards are a joke, and many of the jobs incur no higher risk of death/injury than your average civilian job.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 03:08:39 PM
Man, I oughta come over there and punch you right in the suckhole.

Juicy little coonts like you don't punch except with cum sprays.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 03:11:45 PM
Shut your cock pleaser, "sonny": there isn't anything particularly impressive about being in the military, seeing as millions have done it, the baseline physical standards are a joke, and many of the jobs incur no higher risk of death/injury than your average civilian job.

It's mighty impressive when the military teaches one how to wipe the floor with little dingleberries like you, you amazing moron. So then you admit there are millions that have more balls than you, syntaxvagina.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 03:14:16 PM
So you can't throw a kick worth a shit. Glad you could man up to your incompetence.

Nope. Unless your kick is aimed at a blind dude or one of your classmates in 'Special Ed'.
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Post by: Erik C on December 31, 2014, 04:24:09 PM
Nope. Unless your kick is aimed at a blind dude or one of your classmates in 'Special Ed'.

You don't know shit about Martial Arts.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 05:54:34 PM
You don't know shit about Martial Arts.

By all means, son, go ahead and kick like a rabbit when you get into your first fight. Your panic when you are grabbed and tossed like a salad will be priceless.
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Post by: Erik C on December 31, 2014, 06:19:28 PM
By all means, son, go ahead and kick like a rabbit when you get into your first fight. Your panic when you are grabbed and tossed like a salad will be priceless.

Your imaginary fighting experience doesn't impress me.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 07:25:40 PM
Your imaginary fighting experience doesn't impress me.

Yeah, denial is a strategy commonly employed by you clueless newbies. You were outed as an idiot by a combat veteran. Deal with it.
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Post by: Fortress on December 31, 2014, 09:37:20 PM
I'd smash each one of you with just my menacing glare.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 31, 2014, 09:41:31 PM
Bernie king is the ultimate bottom tit.
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Post by: Bernie King on December 31, 2014, 09:52:38 PM
Bernie king is the ultimate bottom tit.

Still mad that I stripped away all your confidence with a gun eh, tiny tit? LOL.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on December 31, 2014, 10:08:06 PM
Still mad that I stripped away all your confidence with a gun eh, tiny tit? LOL.

You bore me.


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Post by: Bernie King on January 01, 2015, 11:43:18 AM
You bore me.




I want your ass, wench.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 01, 2015, 11:56:05 AM
I want your ass, wench.

No newz about 18' guns & clubbing  ;D
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Post by: Bernie King on January 01, 2015, 01:22:14 PM
You bore me.




FYI all your guns and gun training sessions are absolutely worthless because chances are that your assailant will get to you before you can even get to your piece. That's just the way the die rolls.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 02, 2015, 03:42:03 AM
FYI all your guns and gun training sessions are absolutely worthless because chances are that your assailant will get to you before you can even get to your piece. That's just the way the die rolls.

A U unemployed again  :D