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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Marty Champions on December 31, 2014, 03:36:03 PM
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Dumb life one must lead
Give the attempted humor a rest
What rewards come from it?
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They need to learn their craft on getbig
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People here think really dumb stuff is cool
But they think really cool stuff is stupid
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To much heme iron and low electrical levels.
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Dumb life one must lead
Give the attempted humor a rest
What rewards come from it?
Pot meet kettle. I'm over it. You?
Happy New Year Bhagwan. ;D
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Cum drunk fucking idiots fill the halls of Getbig, it'll be a great day when AIDS wipe them clean from the face of this planet.
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People are tired of your old bullshit...same shit over and over. You're spiraling. You insult Adonis the one person that helped you with your little problem. You used to be very positive...now your just a sack of shit.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dumb life one must lead
Give the attempted humor a rest
What rewards come from it?
And why is it that you seek such unwarranted attention by going into a forum to vent and then bitch about when you get shellacked with retarded comments?
If you don't want people to call you stupid, stop acting stupidly.
It's as simple as that.
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Drink 2 gallons of borax and call me in the morning.
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Dumb life one must lead
Give the attempted humor a rest
What rewards come from it?
Electricity made you bitter?
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Marty and I are disappointed, we wanted so much more for you people.
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practice makes perfect??
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Pot meet kettle.
My thoughts exactly.
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The problem is that Johnny Falcon has examined the depths of intellectual knowledge to its core. When one delves into such depths, one cannot walk away feeling anything except horror, awe, and wonder. As Nietzche said, "And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Falcon has looked into that abyss of knowledge and has forever been changed. We cannot understand, nor contemplate his level of reality, or nonreality for that matter. Falcon has reached into such depths, that he is now examining and perceiving nonreality. A rare feat only accomplished by a few enlightened individuals.
Respect.
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What could JF possibly know about funny?
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I often wonder why someone who obviously doesn't workout and is a fat slob, why would they post on a bodybuilding forum? Maybe they even used to lift and looks fantastic. What happened?
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People are tired of your old bullshit...same shit over and over. You're spiraling. You insult Adonis the one person that helped you with your little problem. You used to be very positive...now your just a sack of shit.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x2 the falcon went downhill.
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Red Clay Of Peace
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x2 the falcon went downhill.
X3. Lots of vets getting bored of Failcones tired act. This whole place is a joke. It's an anonymous bb forum, everyone is jus on here fucking around blowing off steam. Why would you care if other posters, who you will never meet in real life, aren't interested in learning. Like at some point during the day Johnny is actually thinking to himself, "Why won't SF1900 help me learn getbig about electricity?" Meth is a helluva drug. Stay in school, kids.
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X3. Lots of vets getting bored of Failcones tired act. This whole place is a joke. It's an anonymous bb forum, everyone is jus on here fucking around blowing off steam. Why would you care if other posters, who you will never meet in real life, aren't interested in learning. Like at some point during the day Johnny is actually thinking to himself, "Why won't SF1900 help me learn getbig about electricity?" Meth is a helluva drug. Stay in school, kids.
I tried to get Falcon into studying nonlinear dynamical systems, but he thought it was too much common sense.
Falcon needs to contact all the scientists at Harvard who study dynamical systems and teach them.
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I tried to get Falcon into studying nonlinear dynamical systems, but he thought it was too much common sense.
Falcon needs to contact all the scientists at Harvard who study dynamical systems and teach them.
We are both still in the proverbial Marty Champion doghouse.
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We are both still in the proverbial Marty Champion doghouse.
He got mad over PM. I tried to explain to him that you can't force people to learn. They will learn when they want to. He highly disagreed with me.
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He got mad over PM. I tried to explain to him that you can't force people to learn. They will learn when they want to. He highly disagreed with me.
Maybe the three of us can start some sort of re-education camps. We can hire Coach to rake leaves.
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The problem is that Johnny Falcon has examined the depths of intellectual knowledge to its core. When one delves into such depths, one cannot walk away feeling anything except horror, awe, and wonder. As Nietzche said, "And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Falcon has looked into that abyss of knowledge and has forever been changed. We cannot understand, nor contemplate his level of reality, or nonreality for that matter. Falcon has reached into such depths, that he is now examining and perceiving nonreality. A rare feat only accomplished by a few enlightened individuals.
Respect.
no wonder your so afraid of death.
Reality is your true essential nature. Realizing that is enlightenment, not some nihilistic illumination like you think.
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could you give us an example of your recent wit?
Falcon just discovered how to put a plug into an outlet to create electricity.
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Next, he is moving onto finger painting. Last I heard, he is going to be rivaling Leonardo Davinci.
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Maybe the three of us can start some sort of re-education camps. We can hire Coach to rake leaves.
LMAO!!! We do need a grounds keeper to keep up the camp. :D :D
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LMAO!!! We do need a grounds keeper to keep up the camp. :D :D
Well he IS mexican so I think its a natural fit. Duck to water and so forth.
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no wonder your so afraid of death.
Reality is your true essential nature. Realizing that is enlightenment, not some nihilistic illumination like you think.
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Well he IS mexican so I think its a natural fit. Duck to water and so forth.
We just need to be sure that Falcon teaches people other things besides electricity. Maybe about heme-iron and olive oil and grass clippings.
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The man speaks in mystic riddles.
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Some folks here just don`t care to incwease their knowledge of ewectwicity it seems.
Ignorant idjits! ;D
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I tried to get Falcon into studying nonlinear dynamical systems, but he thought it was too much common sense.
Falcon needs to contact all the scientists at Harvard who study dynamical systems and teach them.
Remember the time he got that job as a janitor at Harvard? He was solving at those equations the teacher would leave behind for the students. Good times, good times
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Remember the time he got that job as a janitor at Harvard? He was solving at those equations the teacher would leave behind for the students. Good times, good times
Good one! :D
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it's not just here Johnny, people want to be funny all the time and fail. problem is they think they are funny for some reason.
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Remember the time he got that job as a janitor at Harvard? He was solving at those equations the teacher would leave behind for the students. Good times, good times
Good reference. ;D ;D
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it's not just here Johnny, people want to be funny all the time and fail. problem is they think they are funny for some reason.
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People here think really dumb stuff is cool
But they think really cool stuff is stupid
I could have made millions as a stand up comic, but chose teaching physics instead.
Life is full of tough choices.
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I could have made millions as a stand up comic, but chose teaching physics instead.
Life is full of tough choices.
Based on your posts here, you made the right decision.
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Based on your posts here, you made the right decision.
Glad you enjoy my comic talent for free here at getbig.
I'll be here all week. ;)
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Recalling no prior wit or purposeful humor from any JF post ever, and no help here from him clearing up "funny," I'm forced to conclude the following: Southern hilarity most commonly ensues when an obese hillbilly YouTubes himself awkwardly bullying a heavy bag - funnier still when said comedian combines uncoordinated pugilistics with unintentionally atonal Jethro Tull karaoke.
This is what should amuse us, correct, John? My goal here, as always, clarity.
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Despite their serpentine appearance, electric eels are not actually eels. Their scientific classification is closer to carp and catfish.
These famous freshwater predators get their name from the enormous electrical charge they can generate to stun prey and dissuade predators. Their bodies contain electric organs with about 6,000 specialized cells called electrocytes that store power like tiny batteries. When threatened or attacking prey, these cells will discharge simultaneously, emitting a burst of at least 600 volts, five times the power of a standard U.S. wall socket.
They live in the murky streams and ponds of the Amazon and Orinoco basins of South America, feeding mainly on fish, but also amphibians and even birds and small mammals. As air-breathers, they must come to the surface frequently. They also have poor eyesight, but can emit a low-level charge, less than 10 volts, which they use like radar to navigate and locate prey.
Electric eels can reach huge proportions, exceeding 8 feet (2.5 meters) in length and 44 pounds (20 kilograms) in weight. They have long, cylindrical bodies and flattened heads and are generally dark green or grayish on top with yellowish coloring underneath.
Human deaths from electric eels are extremely rare. However, multiple shocks can cause respiratory or heart failure, and people have been known to drown in shallow water after a stunning jolt.
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Despite their serpentine appearance, electric eels are not actually eels. Their scientific classification is closer to carp and catfish.
These famous freshwater predators get their name from the enormous electrical charge they can generate to stun prey and dissuade predators. Their bodies contain electric organs with about 6,000 specialized cells called electrocytes that store power like tiny batteries. When threatened or attacking prey, these cells will discharge simultaneously, emitting a burst of at least 600 volts, five times the power of a standard U.S. wall socket.
They live in the murky streams and ponds of the Amazon and Orinoco basins of South America, feeding mainly on fish, but also amphibians and even birds and small mammals. As air-breathers, they must come to the surface frequently. They also have poor eyesight, but can emit a low-level charge, less than 10 volts, which they use like radar to navigate and locate prey.
Electric eels can reach huge proportions, exceeding 8 feet (2.5 meters) in length and 44 pounds (20 kilograms) in weight. They have long, cylindrical bodies and flattened heads and are generally dark green or grayish on top with yellowish coloring underneath.
Human deaths from electric eels are extremely rare. However, multiple shocks can cause respiratory or heart failure, and people have been known to drown in shallow water after a stunning jolt.
See, now that shit is hilarious.
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Recalling no prior wit or purposeful humor from any JF post ever, and no help here from him clearing up "funny," I'm forced to conclude the following: Southern hilarity most commonly ensues when an obese hillbilly YouTubes himself awkwardly bullying a heavy bag - funnier still when said comedian combines uncoordinated pugilistics with unintentionally atonal Jethro Tull karaoke.
This is what should amuse us, correct, John? My goal here, as always, clarity.
How dare you the unattractive!
FatherWaddington hath bestowed these gifts upon ALL mankind! These presents, as well as his presence, should be honored and revered, not viewed with a skeptic eye and mocking undertones.
You may rue the day Martin decides to turn his attention from the heavy bag and apply it to his fellow man.
Heed this warning and these advices: don't judge a Falcon by the direction of its flight nor the perceived strength of its talons, a hibernating bear is a worthy adversary when awoken from its slumber as is a man with an idea.
Getbig has long been known for being the home of the wayward genius; those not recognized by peers, professionals, nor standardized education, spelling, or fact checking. Certainly we have those who don't follow this criteria, but Howard is an outcast in every walk of life, yet we will not "throw out the baby with the bath water."
Smarten up imbeciles lest PadreWaddell no longer graces this place with his light.
Life is short and that is not funny.
Long live the thong.
God speed
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How dare you the unattractive!
FatherWaddington hath bestowed these gifts upon ALL mankind! These presents, as well as his presence, should be honored and revered, not viewed with a skeptic eye and mocking undertones.
You may rue the day Martin decides to turn his attention from the heavy bag and apply it to his fellow man.
Heed this warning and these advices: don't judge a Falcon by the direction of its flight nor the perceived strength of its talons, a hibernating bear is a worthy adversary when awoken from its slumber as is a man with an idea.
Getbig has long been known for being the home of the wayward genius; those not recognized by peers, professionals, nor standardized education, spelling, or fact checking. Certainly we have those who don't follow this criteria, but Howard is an outcast in every walk of life, yet we will not "throw out the baby with the bath water."
Smarten up imbeciles lest PadreWaddell no longer graces this place with his light.
Life is short and that is not funny.
Long live the thong.
God speed
Nice. Just wanted him to define funny is all. Like maybe a movie, character, or comedian he deems worthy of praise. That is all I desire, nothing more or less.
Too much to ask?
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Nice. Just wanted him to define funny is all. Like maybe a movie, character, or comedian he deems worthy of praise. That is all I desire, nothing more or less.
Too much to ask?
It will be appreciated that you watch your tone when addressing JuanHaclon.
Furthermore and henceforth your questions shall be presented in a statement of praise fashion as follows, "Oh great king of feathered beasts, father of fathers, both those educated electronically and those imbeciles who go powerless; where may I find words or actions that would bring joy and merriment to your bosom that my simple mind and heart could ever bestow pleasure to you. "
If legendary Begetter were to answer his benevolent reply would be Stephen Hawkins. And on a lesser day the cable installer known as Lawrence.
Repulsive thank you for your pursuit of knowledge.
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It will be appreciated that you watch your tone when addressing JuanHaclon.
Furthermore and henceforth your questions shall be presented in a statement of praise fashion as follows, "Oh great king of feathered beasts, father of fathers, both those educated electronically and those imbeciles who go powerless; where may I find words or actions that would bring joy and merriment to your bosom that my simple mind and heart could ever bestow pleasure to you. "
If legendary Begetter were to answer his benevolent reply would be Stephen Hawkins. And on a lesser day the cable installer known as Lawrence.
Repulsive thank you for your pursuit of knowledge.
Ha! Brilliant. Reads like effortless Shakespearean prose; textually, an exquisite Hellenistic sculpture carved from the finest Pentelic marble.
Tone adjustment noted. Well done.
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Ha! Brilliant. Reads like effortless Shakespearean prose; textually, an exquisite Hellenistic sculpture carved from the finest Pentelic marble.
Tone adjustment noted. Well done.
Carry on knowledge seeker.