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This message is from Bryan Hildebrand, not me.
An Open letter to Gail Auerbach, Clueless Editor At RX Muscle
Lets take a walk down memory lane so that the fine people on the interwebs really understands who you are. When you pretend to have such all knowing information about those of us from the now nearly defunct former website I used to be employed at, I want to make sure ALL of the facts are on the table. Primarily when you attack those who can not defend themselves. But more to the point, when someone does defend themselves, clearly and with hard factual truth... you decide to HARD delete your trollings so that none of the admin or mods can see it. Done in true "oh shit" bipolar fashion.
This is a story relayed to Sally, Morgan and myself by our former employer as we enjoyed a leisurely stroll in downtown Dallas a few years ago on our way to the Aquarium. You know Dave loves Aquariums so he, when you confront him with this, will know exactly the day in question.
By the way.. I didn't go to the aquarium. Dave enjoyed himself and Sally told me of the excellent Margaritas they had in the open air bar in the center of the aquarium... but I digress.
As we strolled the 4 blocks from our hotel to the aquarium, Dave had just taken a phone call from you. Afterwards, he chuckled. We asked him what was so funny? And I will paraphrase: "Gail is crazy. She claims she is in the hospital with liver and or multi-organ failure after her debacle at Team U. She claims because of my prep advice, she is in adrenal failure and her organs are shutting down." During the phone call he asked you to send him you blood work... and magically you were discharged and free of any problems...
The bigger question is "why would you go into any kind of organ failure after prep?" The funniest answer is this: because you were ducking the truth about your IFBB Pro Card "win" from Team U. Lets go over the facts:
IFBB Team Universe - This is a drug tested event!
Gail won the Masters 35+ FBB class at Team Universe.
Gail also won her weight class in the FBB Open category at Team Universe.
Gail did not win the overall in FBB Open.
Gail denied taking any "banned substance" to both Sally and Dave moments after the show.
So, by the rules that governed that class that year, Gail actually won a pro card for her Masters win! Congratulations!!! Also, by the rules that governed that day, by virtue of her Open class win, secured a spot with Team USA at the IFBB Worlds event! Well, about that...
Now comes the sticky part. At that time, Team Universe did NOT require drug screening for the Masters classes, even if a pro card was awarded. HOWEVER, a drug screen is required for all OPEN class winners! Now, she should surely pass a drug test at an openly drug tested event, right? She claimed, when it time for her to provide a sample, that she simply couldn't go. Then she confided to Sally and Dave that she submitted "sink water" to the drug screening committee. "Are you sure you didn't take anything? Weinberger will have your ass! She finally submitted the required pee pee.
In short, Gail FAILED her drug test. She was banished from the IFBB Team USA , but since the drug test did not apply for her win in Masters (double jeopardy) she was able to retain her Masters qualified pro card.
However, there is more to this story. And Gail will deny this, but I and others know first hand, to be true. She claims she never competed in a pro show due to 1 of 392 different reasons, but none of them were the definitive truth. That truth is that as a condition of her failed drug test, she would forfeit her shot at IFBB Worlds, and she would never compete in a sanctioned IFBB Pro show either.
I hope this makes its way back to Gail. The last time I saw Gail, her and I had a marvelous weekend working together covering the Sarasota IFBB show. She was markedly polite to me and went out of her way to ensure I had everything I could need. I really did appreciate that. I looked the other way when it came to the lies, deceit, made up stories, pity festivals and all of the other bullshit she has pulled over peoples eyes. But how dare you throw someone under the bus for no other reason than to try to make yourself into something you are not and will never be; respected.
I learned a valuable lesson that day in Dallas - You really were crazy... oh... and never fully trust your reputation with Dave Palumbo.
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Wait...a bb used drugs to win a show?
Can you tweet that @CNN?
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Fantastic thread. 10 pages easy.
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Fantastic thread. 10 pages easy.
Scary woman
(http://www.herbiceps.com/menu/videoclippics/gailauerbachclips.jpg)
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I thought you "nordics" liked your women to wear the pants in the house.
Scary woman
(http://www.herbiceps.com/menu/videoclippics/gailauerbachclips.jpg)
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Fantastic thread. 10 pages easy.
It gets a lot better. Just wait
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Who ??
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It gets a lot better. Just wait
Well written story Vince, I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for posting it.
You are 100% right about the drug testing rules for the Team U.
But c'mon now, the IFBB pro div has at last count , 48 pgs of posted rules on banned drugs and testing.
None of the rules on this are enforced and we all know it.
In addition to THAT, the judging is done without any oversight .
The final placements ( the scores) are sometimes posted , BUT,with no rational given to why they picked them .
I love bodybuilding Vince, but we both know it's always been run by haphazard rules and understood customs.
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Dallas has an aquarium?
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Well written story Vince, I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for posting it.
You are 100% right about the drug testing rules for the Team U.
But c'mon now, the IFBB pro div has at last count , 48 pgs of posted rules on banned drugs and testing.
None of the rules on this are enforced and we all know it.
In addition to THAT, the judging is done without any oversight .
The final placements ( the scores) are sometimes posted , BUT,with no rational given to why they picked them .
I love bodybuilding Vince, but we both know it's always been run by haphazard rules and understood customs.
Howard, I know that and it would have been skipped had Gail not worked for RX Muscle. But there's a lot more to go on this so stay tuned to this thread... ;D
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Still waiting for it to "get better"... ::)
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filing this under "who gives a shit?"
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Dallas has an aquarium?
And it apparently serves margaritas. Who knew?
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Scary woman
(http://www.herbiceps.com/menu/videoclippics/gailauerbachclips.jpg)
Hand covering the crotch to cover up blown out pussy lips and huge penoris. Pretty sure Knooger would suck that little thing dry.
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finally ! At last! unbiased bodybuilding news reporting!
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Still waiting for it to "get better"... ::)
Vince is a gossipy mother fucker, and likes to build the drama before his big finale. Give him time, he might "wow" you. Or, this could be another one of his "lame as fuck" threads that nobody gives 2 wet shits about. The jury is still out on this one. :-\
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This message is from Bryan Hildebrand, not me.
An Open letter to Gail Auerbach, Clueless Editor At RX Muscle
Lets take a walk down memory lane so that the fine people on the interwebs really understands who you are. When you pretend to have such all knowing information about those of us from the now nearly defunct former website I used to be employed at, I want to make sure ALL of the facts are on the table. Primarily when you attack those who can not defend themselves. But more to the point, when someone does defend themselves, clearly and with hard factual truth... you decide to HARD delete your trollings so that none of the admin or mods can see it. Done in true "oh shit" bipolar fashion.
This is a story relayed to Sally, Morgan and myself by our former employer as we enjoyed a leisurely stroll in downtown Dallas a few years ago on our way to the Aquarium. You know Dave loves Aquariums so he, when you confront him with this, will know exactly the day in question.
By the way.. I didn't go to the aquarium. Dave enjoyed himself and Sally told me of the excellent Margaritas they had in the open air bar in the center of the aquarium... but I digress.
As we strolled the 4 blocks from our hotel to the aquarium, Dave had just taken a phone call from you. Afterwards, he chuckled. We asked him what was so funny? And I will paraphrase: "Gail is crazy. She claims she is in the hospital with liver and or multi-organ failure after her debacle at Team U. She claims because of my prep advice, she is in adrenal failure and her organs are shutting down." During the phone call he asked you to send him you blood work... and magically you were discharged and free of any problems...
The bigger question is "why would you go into any kind of organ failure after prep?" The funniest answer is this: because you were ducking the truth about your IFBB Pro Card "win" from Team U. Lets go over the facts:
IFBB Team Universe - This is a drug tested event!
Gail won the Masters 35+ FBB class at Team Universe.
Gail also won her weight class in the FBB Open category at Team Universe.
Gail did not win the overall in FBB Open.
Gail denied taking any "banned substance" to both Sally and Dave moments after the show.
So, by the rules that governed that class that year, Gail actually won a pro card for her Masters win! Congratulations!!! Also, by the rules that governed that day, by virtue of her Open class win, secured a spot with Team USA at the IFBB Worlds event! Well, about that...
Now comes the sticky part. At that time, Team Universe did NOT require drug screening for the Masters classes, even if a pro card was awarded. HOWEVER, a drug screen is required for all OPEN class winners! Now, she should surely pass a drug test at an openly drug tested event, right? She claimed, when it time for her to provide a sample, that she simply couldn't go. Then she confided to Sally and Dave that she submitted "sink water" to the drug screening committee. "Are you sure you didn't take anything? Weinberger will have your ass! She finally submitted the required pee pee.
In short, Gail FAILED her drug test. She was banished from the IFBB Team USA , but since the drug test did not apply for her win in Masters (double jeopardy) she was able to retain her Masters qualified pro card.
However, there is more to this story. And Gail will deny this, but I and others know first hand, to be true. She claims she never competed in a pro show due to 1 of 392 different reasons, but none of them were the definitive truth. That truth is that as a condition of her failed drug test, she would forfeit her shot at IFBB Worlds, and she would never compete in a sanctioned IFBB Pro show either.
I hope this makes its way back to Gail. The last time I saw Gail, her and I had a marvelous weekend working together covering the Sarasota IFBB show. She was markedly polite to me and went out of her way to ensure I had everything I could need. I really did appreciate that. I looked the other way when it came to the lies, deceit, made up stories, pity festivals and all of the other bullshit she has pulled over peoples eyes. But how dare you throw someone under the bus for no other reason than to try to make yourself into something you are not and will never be; respected.
I learned a valuable lesson that day in Dallas - You really were crazy... oh... and never fully trust your reputation with Dave Palumbo.
Gotta love this "industry". Shit talking about coworkers on public forums. What a great "workplace" and "industry". Anyone with REAL jobs at these websites, supp companies, etc? Or is it just a bunch of washed up druggies making 2 dollars per hour as they write "articles" from their house and post on forums?
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:)
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This message is from Bryan Hildebrand, not me.
An Open letter to Gail Auerbach, Clueless Editor At RX Muscle
Lets take a walk down memory lane so that the fine people on the interwebs really understands who you are. When you pretend to have such all knowing information about those of us from the now nearly defunct former website I used to be employed at, I want to make sure ALL of the facts are on the table. Primarily when you attack those who can not defend themselves. But more to the point, when someone does defend themselves, clearly and with hard factual truth... you decide to HARD delete your trollings so that none of the admin or mods can see it. Done in true "oh shit" bipolar fashion.
This is a story relayed to Sally, Morgan and myself by our former employer as we enjoyed a leisurely stroll in downtown Dallas a few years ago on our way to the Aquarium. You know Dave loves Aquariums so he, when you confront him with this, will know exactly the day in question.
By the way.. I didn't go to the aquarium. Dave enjoyed himself and Sally told me of the excellent Margaritas they had in the open air bar in the center of the aquarium... but I digress.
As we strolled the 4 blocks from our hotel to the aquarium, Dave had just taken a phone call from you. Afterwards, he chuckled. We asked him what was so funny? And I will paraphrase: "Gail is crazy. She claims she is in the hospital with liver and or multi-organ failure after her debacle at Team U. She claims because of my prep advice, she is in adrenal failure and her organs are shutting down." During the phone call he asked you to send him you blood work... and magically you were discharged and free of any problems...
The bigger question is "why would you go into any kind of organ failure after prep?" The funniest answer is this: because you were ducking the truth about your IFBB Pro Card "win" from Team U. Lets go over the facts:
IFBB Team Universe - This is a drug tested event!
Gail won the Masters 35+ FBB class at Team Universe.
Gail also won her weight class in the FBB Open category at Team Universe.
Gail did not win the overall in FBB Open.
Gail denied taking any "banned substance" to both Sally and Dave moments after the show.
So, by the rules that governed that class that year, Gail actually won a pro card for her Masters win! Congratulations!!! Also, by the rules that governed that day, by virtue of her Open class win, secured a spot with Team USA at the IFBB Worlds event! Well, about that...
Now comes the sticky part. At that time, Team Universe did NOT require drug screening for the Masters classes, even if a pro card was awarded. HOWEVER, a drug screen is required for all OPEN class winners! Now, she should surely pass a drug test at an openly drug tested event, right? She claimed, when it time for her to provide a sample, that she simply couldn't go. Then she confided to Sally and Dave that she submitted "sink water" to the drug screening committee. "Are you sure you didn't take anything? Weinberger will have your ass! She finally submitted the required pee pee.
In short, Gail FAILED her drug test. She was banished from the IFBB Team USA , but since the drug test did not apply for her win in Masters (double jeopardy) she was able to retain her Masters qualified pro card.
However, there is more to this story. And Gail will deny this, but I and others know first hand, to be true. She claims she never competed in a pro show due to 1 of 392 different reasons, but none of them were the definitive truth. That truth is that as a condition of her failed drug test, she would forfeit her shot at IFBB Worlds, and she would never compete in a sanctioned IFBB Pro show either.
I hope this makes its way back to Gail. The last time I saw Gail, her and I had a marvelous weekend working together covering the Sarasota IFBB show. She was markedly polite to me and went out of her way to ensure I had everything I could need. I really did appreciate that. I looked the other way when it came to the lies, deceit, made up stories, pity festivals and all of the other bullshit she has pulled over peoples eyes. But how dare you throw someone under the bus for no other reason than to try to make yourself into something you are not and will never be; respected.
I learned a valuable lesson that day in Dallas - You really were crazy... oh... and never fully trust your reputation with Dave Palumbo.
Not epic at all. Kind of dumb actually. Gossiping is best left for 11 year old girls.
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Any minute now...
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Scary woman
(http://www.herbiceps.com/menu/videoclippics/gailauerbachclips.jpg)
Just so much wrong with that photo.
Still might throw her one though.
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It gets a lot better. Just wait
you're making the assumption we give a shit about these nobodies.
we don't.
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It gets a lot better. Just wait
vince, whats happened to your radio show ?
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vince, whats happened to your radio show ?
Ran out of server space....had to move all of my websites over to a much larger one. The Vince Goodrum Show will start back again soon along with new articles on Anabolic Mayhem
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This thread is an epic failure.
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This thread is an epic failure.
You missed this part.
"The Vince Goodrum Show will start back again soon..."
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Ran out of server space....had to move all of my websites over to a much larger one. The Vince Goodrum Show will start back again soon along with new articles on Anabolic Mayhem
Haha, ALWAYS a fucking excuse for everything. Try finishing something for once
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You missed this part.
"The Vince Goodrum Show will start back again soon..."
For three shows before his 'server gets infected with a virus and wipes all his data'. Or the mic breaks or any of his 2 million other constant excuses on why he just always give up and quit
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His best excuse ever here was for not posting promised photos. We waited days and still no photos. Finally, he posted that he 'slipped on a soda bottle while going up the stairs at a pre-paid legal convention'!
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Who did she throw under the bus?
BTW, never heard of her but this is an epic thread in making. Love behind the scenes stuff.
You left out the part about the margaritas. Were they really that good? I still would have done the aquarium thing instead of the drinks. Love aquariums.
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Vince always bring the juicy stuff and gossip about the bodybuilding celebrities.
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Good to see you using your time to advance yourself in life. Jesus I feel for ya buddy.
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Good to see you using your time to advance yourself in life. Jesus I feel for ya buddy.
lål
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Its not juicy gossip when the people in question are nobodies.
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Its not juicy gossip when the people in question are nobodies.
you wish you where a insider in the bb industry like vince is
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you wish you where a insider in the bb industry like vince is
I wish I was inside you.
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I wish I was inside you.
thanks....i guess lål :D
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Vince dressed like J. Jonah Jamison: "PJ, don't give me that shit, you're my best insider! I go to press in 10 minutes and I need that story!"
"Ron, get in here! I have to have some stock pics of Gail ready to roll immediately when this story gets here! We have 10 minutes Ron, now MOVE!"
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Scary woman
(http://www.herbiceps.com/menu/videoclippics/gailauerbachclips.jpg)
reminds me of one of the alpha male gorillas from the filming of the Planet of the Apes :-\
(http://wallpaperhdfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Dawn-of-the-Planet-of-the-Apes-2014-HD-Wallpaper.jpg)
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Scary woman
(http://www.herbiceps.com/menu/videoclippics/gailauerbachclips.jpg)
:P wonder why women's bodybuilding is dead.
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She looks like the guy detective from Law & Order SVU with a wig.
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Ran out of server space....had to move all of my websites over to a much larger one. The Vince Goodrum Show will start back again soon along with new articles on Anabolic Mayhem
LMAO
Who listens to the Vince Goodrum show? Not being a dick, but really?
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:P wonder why women's bodybuilding is dead.
She ain't no Cory Everson and Anja Langer, that's for sure. When they retired and critters like this took over you can kiss goodbye to "women's" bodybuilding.
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She ain't no Cory Everson and Anja Langer, that's for sure. When they retired and critters like this took over you can kiss goodbye to "women's" bodybuilding.
Did you sell your account?
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Did you sell your account?
Since it clearly isn't Booty, a better question might be, "Did you buy this account from Booty?"
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So Gail Auerbach walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face??"
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She ain't no Cory Everson and Anja Langer, that's for sure. When they retired and critters like this took over you can kiss goodbye to "women's" bodybuilding.
Nothing personal but you let Lee Priest take a shit on your stomach during sex.....
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Nothing personal but you let Lee Priest take a shit on your stomach during sex.....
is that true
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She ain't no Cory Everson and Anja Langer, that's for sure. When they retired and critters like this took over you can kiss goodbye to "women's" bodybuilding.
Stones
Glass houses
Not booty behind that post
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LMAO
Who listens to the Vince Goodrum show? Not being a dick, but really?
Who the fuck made you or anyone else the Executive Producer of my show??? I run an episode when I god damn feel like running an episode.....savior the ones that I've released because they are all masterpieces.
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Dallas has an aquarium?
U pick the lobster and they cook it for u
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Nothing personal but you let Lee Priest take a shit on your stomach during sex.....
during sex
You mean he went back to missionary after dumping one onto her belly?
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Who the fuck made you or anyone else the Executive Producer of my show??? I run an episode when I god damn feel like running an episode.....savior the ones that I've released because they are all masterpieces.
Host them on youtube and we can see the pathetic view count
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Story can't be true because Palumbo is one margarita away from absolute total organ failure...
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Did you sell your account?
same old shit. Don't fish for pics.
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Nothing personal but you let Lee Priest take a shit on your stomach during sex.....
No and only Lee and I know what has gone down between us behind closed doors.
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So Gail Auerbach walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face??"
hahahhahaa
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during sex
You mean he went back to missionary after dumping one onto her belly?
yes
he tweeted it
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This thread's epicness is boundless. I eagerly await the next installment of Vince's "Insider News"