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Title: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Army of One on January 05, 2015, 09:56:03 PM: The Heimlich manoeuvre if you are choking in a restaurant

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Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: tommywishbone on January 05, 2015, 10:05:26 PM: Tandem skydiving on beginners first jump?
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Army of One on January 05, 2015, 10:07:24 PM: Quote from: tommywishbone on January 05, 2015, 10:05:26 PM
Tandem skydiving on beginners first jump?

I considered this myself, but you are paying beforehand with knowledge of what it entails, may as well be a rentboy
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: tommywishbone on January 05, 2015, 10:13:15 PM: Haha! OK. How about ...

... Drowning in the ocean and the lifeguard swims out to save you and gets behind you, while wearing a lifeguard commission approved speedo and swims your soggy almost dead ass back to shore and saves you?
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Army of One on January 05, 2015, 10:19:46 PM: Quote from: tommywishbone on January 05, 2015, 10:13:15 PM
Haha! OK. How about ...

... Drowning in the ocean and the lifeguard swims out to save you and gets behind you, while wearing a lifeguard commission approved speedo and swims your soggy almost dead ass back to shore and saves you?

Acceptable, unless you saw his package flapping earlier in the day while he was running, and then formed a plan to get close, then it would be full homo
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: tommywishbone on January 05, 2015, 10:28:16 PM: Quote from: Army of One on January 05, 2015, 10:19:46 PM
Acceptable, unless you saw his package flapping earlier in the day while he was running, and then formed a plan to get close, then it would be full homo

Duly noted and in full agreement. :D
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: bigmc on January 06, 2015, 01:32:28 AM: giving someone a reach around :-X
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Knooger on January 06, 2015, 02:32:18 AM: How about if there is a fire and everyone is panicking and trying to get out the door?
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Post by: Knooger on January 06, 2015, 02:33:50 AM: Dead and buried in a mass grave?
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Post by: BigRo on January 06, 2015, 02:35:49 AM: lol ^
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Army of One on January 06, 2015, 04:58:33 AM: Quote from: Knooger on January 06, 2015, 02:33:50 AM
Dead and buried in a mass grave?

Did you lay there voluntarily?
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: The True Adonis on January 06, 2015, 05:06:50 AM: Watching or playing Football. Wait what?

(http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2014/01/super-bowl-sex.jpg)
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: calfzilla on January 06, 2015, 05:09:13 AM: Serving a 6 month prison sentence and fucking another man because there are no women.
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Army of One on January 06, 2015, 05:10:57 AM: Quote from: The True Adonis on January 06, 2015, 05:06:50 AM
Watching or playing Football. Wait what?

(http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2014/01/super-bowl-sex.jpg)

No excuse for the gayness of Handegg , all involved are craving the penis
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 06, 2015, 05:13:24 AM: Quote from: Army of One on January 05, 2015, 09:56:03 PM
The Heimlich manoeuvre if you are choking in a restaurant

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You make me sick >:(
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 06, 2015, 05:18:25 AM: visiting Goodrum's house late at night and he offers to be a human blanket for you because you are cold.
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 06, 2015, 05:20:10 AM: Quote from: Army of One on January 05, 2015, 09:56:03 PM
The Heimlich manoeuvre if you are choking in a restaurant

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When you are a mature white man visiting the president at the white house.
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Army of One on January 06, 2015, 05:21:30 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on January 06, 2015, 05:18:25 AM
visiting Goodrum's house late at night and he offers to be a human blanket for you because you are cold.

Does he offer a chicken breast for dinner? this is crucial in defining this case
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Army of One on January 06, 2015, 05:39:54 AM: Not gay?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396373;image)
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Waller on January 06, 2015, 05:42:31 AM: When my uncle comes to visit.
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 06, 2015, 07:39:20 AM: (http://www.fullycoveredsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Screen-Shot-2015-01-04-at-8.00.23-PM.png)

Actually, nevermind....
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 06, 2015, 07:40:28 AM: Quote from: Army of One on January 06, 2015, 05:21:30 AM
Does he offer a chicken breast for dinner? this is crucial in defining this case

can you buy those from food stamps?
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 06, 2015, 07:43:26 AM: Can you not trade Chicken breast with Beepollen or Bitcoins?
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Knooger on January 06, 2015, 08:53:04 AM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 06, 2015, 07:39:20 AM
(http://www.fullycoveredsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Screen-Shot-2015-01-04-at-8.00.23-PM.png)

Actually, nevermind....
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: JasonH on January 06, 2015, 09:11:15 AM: I knew this thread would already contain at least one Chick / John Parillo pic ;D
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: Dave D on January 06, 2015, 11:20:58 AM: It's not gay if it's a penis on a tranny, so all situations in that case are fine.

Female dominant hermaphrodite is fine as well.
Title: Re: situations where it isnt gay to have a penis pressed up against you
Post by: The_Punisher on January 06, 2015, 11:54:47 AM: Quote from: Army of One on January 06, 2015, 05:39:54 AM
Not gay?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396373;image)

;D ;D ;D...I knew this was coming