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Title: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 08, 2015, 11:35:07 AM
They make 2 turkey chili products; with and without beans, I use the one without beans.  Cost about $2 a can when they're on sale.

Rinse half the can in a strainer to remove some sodium... combine with 1/2 bag of cooked Success brown rice... microwave 2-3 minutes = a quick meal with over 50g protein, 40-50g carbs, 6g fat and about 600 calories.  Much improved if you add cheddar cheese and sour cream... yummy.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: _aj_ on January 08, 2015, 11:36:15 AM
Cue TA to come tell you that you are an idiot or something...

3...2...1...
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: TheShape. on January 08, 2015, 11:37:55 AM
Diarrhea would surely soon follow.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Rambone on January 08, 2015, 11:47:26 AM
Cue TA to come tell you that you are an idiot or something...

3...2...1...

Hahaha beat me to it former Delray iron brother of peace


PS recipe needs more corn
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 08, 2015, 12:31:58 PM
I've seen dog food that looked more appealing that this shit chili in a can.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 08, 2015, 01:29:57 PM
Diarrhea would surely soon follow.

Actually no, it doesn't.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Mr Anabolic on January 08, 2015, 01:31:17 PM
I've seen dog food that looked more appealing that this shit chili in a can.

A "quick meal"... not a staple.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Svengoolie on January 08, 2015, 02:17:11 PM
Sounds decent to me, I wouldn't mind trying it.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: TestDummy on January 08, 2015, 02:53:25 PM
actually sounds kinda good, thanks I'm always looking for quick protein.... so sick of chicken and tuna
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: TheShape. on January 08, 2015, 03:04:33 PM
I've seen dog food that looked more appealing that this shit chili in a can.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: wikkedonez on January 08, 2015, 03:24:22 PM
How much sodium?...

That's usually where they kill you with 900 grams ;)
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Hulkotron on January 08, 2015, 03:27:41 PM
This is a highly anabolic substance.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: cephissus on January 08, 2015, 03:33:55 PM
actually sounds kinda good, thanks I'm always looking for quick protein.... so sick of chicken and tuna

Greek yogurt, protein powder, frozen fruit, nuts, etc... And blend.  Add liquid to make it a shake, freeze to make it ice cream.  Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Thong Maniac on January 08, 2015, 03:44:24 PM
I bet hormel uses healthy turkey from sustainable farms and ethical animal treatment practices. Choice meat for sure
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: BBFan on January 08, 2015, 04:07:00 PM
Quote
I bet hormel uses healthy turkey from sustainable farms and ethical animal treatment practices. Choice meat for sure

No doubt about it. ;DThey even bought Cytosport/Muscle Milk so they can stay close to the fitness community.Bodybuilding related.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Powerlift66 on January 09, 2015, 04:55:09 AM
Adam would not approve...
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Tapeworm on January 09, 2015, 05:07:55 AM
No.  Don't do it.  Do NOT do it.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=497506.0
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 09, 2015, 07:32:30 AM
11/2 cups small curd cottage cheese. Cup of pineapple or berries. Tsp cinnamon. 35-40 grms protein, about 20-30grms carbs, 5-8grms fat.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Option D on January 09, 2015, 12:54:26 PM
11/2 cups small curd cottage cheese. Cup of pineapple or berries. Tsp cinnamon. 35-40 grms protein, about 20-30grms carbs, 5-8grms fat.

that sounds good
and easily digestable
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Tennisballz on January 09, 2015, 02:42:34 PM
There should be a sticky with meal ideas.  Obviously all the dipshit posts inbetween would have to be deleted.  I used to eat 2 cans of tuna with brown rice and light mayo.  Put some cheese on there for added flavor.  Not too bad if you're looking to spice up plain tuna.  Especially good after a workout.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Novena on January 09, 2015, 03:35:30 PM
Chili is wonderful.  I have had:


I liked them all.

Also….(how can I word this without triggering the “Response”?)
I like Frankfurters with chili as a sauce in a bun...uuhm…chilidogs

Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: The True Adonis on January 09, 2015, 03:48:24 PM
Cue TA to come tell you that you are an idiot or something...

3...2...1...
Its gotten to the point where I don`t have to do that anymore since you guys are already pointing it out for me.


But, yes, I would rather starve momentarily then eat that garbage. 
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: The True Adonis on January 09, 2015, 03:55:52 PM
Here you go.  Any moron can do this and it will actually taste great.  I would also make a pan sauce with the drippings.  But you don`t have to if its beyond your skills.  At least you will have some good chicken to eat.  Oh, and make sure its not one of those frozen pieces of shit or that its frozen.  Just get the fresh whole chicken.

The Best Roast Chicken for Morons

1 tablespoon kosher salt
½ teaspoon pepper
1 (3½- to 4-pound) whole chicken, giblets discarded
1 tablespoon olive oil

1. Adjust oven rack to middle position, place 12-inch ovensafe skillet on rack, and heat oven to 450 degrees. Combine salt and pepper in bowl. Pat chicken dry with paper towels. Rub entire surface with oil. Sprinkle salt mixture evenly over surface of chicken, then rub in mixture with your hands to coat evenly. Tie legs together with kitchen twine and tuck wing tips behind back.

2. Transfer chicken, breast side up, to preheated skillet in oven. Roast chicken until breast registers 120 degrees and thighs register 135 degrees, 25 to 35 minutes. Turn oven off and leave chicken in oven until breast registers 160 degrees and thighs register 175 degrees, 25 to 35 minutes.

3. Using potholders (skillet handle will be hot), transfer chicken to carving board and let rest for 20 minutes. Carve and serve.



Tarragon-Lemon Pan Sauce for Morons
MAKES ABOUT ¾ CUP
1 shallot, minced
1 cup chicken broth
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 teaspoons minced fresh tarragon
2 teaspoons lemon juice
Pepper

While chicken rests, remove all but 1 tablespoon fat from skillet (handle will be very hot) using large spoon, leaving any browned bits and jus in skillet. Place skillet over medium-high heat, add shallot, and cook until softened, about 2 minutes. Stir in broth and mustard, scraping up any browned bits. Simmer until reduced to ¾ cup, about 3 minutes. Off heat, whisk in butter, tarragon, and lemon juice. Season with pepper to taste; cover and keep warm.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 09, 2015, 04:44:44 PM
that sounds good
and easily digestable


my daily second meal unless I wake up late..then it's my first.
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: cephissus on January 09, 2015, 06:37:12 PM
TA and coach educating in this thread
Title: Re: Hormel Turkey Chili - quick meal
Post by: Ron Harrigan on January 10, 2015, 03:28:59 AM
Here you go.  Any moron can do this and it will actually taste great.  I would also make a pan sauce with the drippings.  But you don`t have to if its beyond your skills.  At least you will have some good chicken to eat.  Oh, and make sure its not one of those frozen pieces of shit or that its frozen.  Just get the fresh whole chicken.

The Best Roast Chicken for Morons

1 tablespoon kosher salt
½ teaspoon pepper
1 (3½- to 4-pound) whole chicken, giblets discarded
1 tablespoon olive oil

1. Adjust oven rack to middle position, place 12-inch ovensafe skillet on rack, and heat oven to 450 degrees. Combine salt and pepper in bowl. Pat chicken dry with paper towels. Rub entire surface with oil. Sprinkle salt mixture evenly over surface of chicken, then rub in mixture with your hands to coat evenly. Tie legs together with kitchen twine and tuck wing tips behind back.

2. Transfer chicken, breast side up, to preheated skillet in oven. Roast chicken until breast registers 120 degrees and thighs register 135 degrees, 25 to 35 minutes. Turn oven off and leave chicken in oven until breast registers 160 degrees and thighs register 175 degrees, 25 to 35 minutes.

3. Using potholders (skillet handle will be hot), transfer chicken to carving board and let rest for 20 minutes. Carve and serve.



Tarragon-Lemon Pan Sauce for Morons
MAKES ABOUT ¾ CUP
1 shallot, minced
1 cup chicken broth
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 teaspoons minced fresh tarragon
2 teaspoons lemon juice
Pepper

While chicken rests, remove all but 1 tablespoon fat from skillet (handle will be very hot) using large spoon, leaving any browned bits and jus in skillet. Place skillet over medium-high heat, add shallot, and cook until softened, about 2 minutes. Stir in broth and mustard, scraping up any browned bits. Simmer until reduced to ¾ cup, about 3 minutes. Off heat, whisk in butter, tarragon, and lemon juice. Season with pepper to taste; cover and keep warm.


What a crock of shit. Just buy the chicken, put it in a roaster, and smother it with chilli or curry sauce (or whichever sauce you fancy) once it's done. No need at all for all this fussy Adonis nonsense unless you happen to be cooking for me.