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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Howard on January 09, 2015, 07:41:03 AM
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For centuries now, humans have used the nutrients in fertilizer to help plants grow .
When adding fertilizer to the soil , plants often look more vibrant and healthy.
It sounds disgusting, but most organic fertilizer is cow poop.
BUT, when you add this shit to the soil , it absorbs into the soil and helps feed the plant with key nutrients...NATURALLY.
Ladies ,you wouldn't want to rub shit on your face BUT any girl wants a glowing complexion.
We believe that the natural elements found in human flatulence , can be the perfect fertilizer for the skin.
Since flatulence is a gas , this allows the nutrients to absorb directly into the skin.
This can be easily added to your facial skin in 2 ways:
1. Buy and fart into our specially designed " Fart in your own face baggys" .
After farting into the baggy you hold it closed and quickly open it when holding it in front of your face.
This is the best way to fart in your own face and insure you get the complexion you desire.
2. You can also take turns farting in your girlfriends faces. Why not make it a post workout party.
Just have everyone over for cabbage and beans and you'll be ready to fart in each others face.
Be sure to order our scented face cream with your fart in your own face baggys. Since this is a natural complexion method, you'll need some
good smelling face cream to help neutralize the odor of nature's finest skin remedy.
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That's some out-of-the-box thinking right there!
Any idea what the marketing is going to look like?
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That's some out-of-the-box thinking right there!
Any idea what the marketing is going to look like?
Not sure?
Maybe I can tie it in with the Craig Titus Wal-Mart bar-b-cue grill and they can light farts to enhance the flavor of grilled chicken?
I'll bet people would kill to buy one then?