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Title: Sucked my buddy's cock but was only joking.
Post by: MikMaq on January 09, 2015, 01:32:28 PM
WHo made that post talking about how he started sucking his friends dick just as a joke.

I think it's from a movie but I donno.
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Post by: Knooger on January 09, 2015, 01:32:55 PM
Salty banana.
Title: Re: Sucked my buddy's cock but was only joking.
Post by: MikMaq on January 09, 2015, 01:52:24 PM
Salty banana.
This is a serious inquiry, I thught its a funny joke.
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Post by: Army of One on January 09, 2015, 02:22:11 PM
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and i unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because im laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>kiss my friend and call him a phaggot while laughing
Title: Re: Sucked my buddy's cock but was only joking.
Post by: MikMaq on January 09, 2015, 02:38:50 PM
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and i unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because im laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>kiss my friend and call him a phaggot while laughing
thank you
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Post by: Army of One on January 09, 2015, 02:41:36 PM
thank you

I think its something made up on reddit from r/circlejerk or something like that
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 09, 2015, 04:38:50 PM
WHo made that post talking about how he started sucking his friends dick just as a joke.

I think it's from a movie but I donno.

johnnynoname?
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Post by: SGT BARNES on January 09, 2015, 04:39:19 PM
why would this interest you to ask about?   desperate for a date?  closet feeling small?
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Post by: MikMaq on January 09, 2015, 06:44:31 PM
why would this interest you to ask about?   desperate for a date?  closet feeling small?
Quite literally trying to sum up every jonah hill seth rogen-jew film ever.
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Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2015, 10:41:09 PM
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and i unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because im laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>kiss my friend and call him a phaggot while laughing

Lol. Wtf?
Title: Re: Sucked my buddy's cock but was only joking.
Post by: Papper on January 09, 2015, 10:51:32 PM
It's only gay if you are serious about it and have a straight face

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)
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Post by: Henda on January 10, 2015, 01:05:34 AM
Why were you looking for this? Does the story offer comfort about the fact that you also sucked your friends cock?
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Post by: MikMaq on January 10, 2015, 10:24:10 AM
Quite literally trying to sum up every jonah hill seth rogen-jew film ever.
This was literrally my reasoning.


Why were you looking for this? Does the story offer comfort about the fact that you also sucked your friends cock?
Never happened my friend. If it did I will be honest about it.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on January 10, 2015, 10:34:52 AM
This was literrally my reasoning.

Never happened my friend. If it did I will be honest about it.

that's what people say when they are lying

This would be the re-inventing of yourself I was talking about. Five years have passed , now all the sudden "I didn't do that"....sure you didn't  :)

Lesson to be  learned here , if you're gonna suck a cock, keep your mouth shut.

There was a girl I knew who fucked a black guy with a 14 inch cock in front of a room full of people, and went around bragging about it like an idiot.  a few years later she wouldn't even talk about it
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Post by: local hero on January 10, 2015, 11:25:41 AM
that's what people say when they are lying

This would be the re-inventing of yourself I was talking about. Five years have passed , now all the sudden "I didn't do that"....sure you didn't  :)

Lesson to be  learned here , if you're gonna suck a cock, keep your mouth shut.

There was a girl I knew who fucked a black guy with a 14 inch cock in front of a room full of people, and went around bragging about it like an idiot.  a few years later she wouldn't even talk about it

Physically impossible to do this....
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Post by: visualizeperfection on January 10, 2015, 11:30:15 AM
I would rather vacation in afganistan wearing an american flag speedo, than speak to lundgren in person.
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Post by: MikMaq on January 10, 2015, 11:50:32 AM
that's what people say when they are lying

This would be the re-inventing of yourself I was talking about. Five years have passed , now all the sudden "I didn't do that"....sure you didn't  :)

Lesson to be  learned here , if you're gonna suck a cock, keep your mouth shut.

There was a girl I knew who fucked a black guy with a 14 inch cock in front of a room full of people, and went around bragging about it like an idiot.  a few years later she wouldn't even talk about it
Lol the epic denial man, who spent like five years saying he didn't juice.

I was very direct from the start that I never did it, nor would I care if I did.

If there was a reinvention it would of been 18 months ago, when I starting coming to terms with having aspergers.

I have a long record of being honest to the point that's a fault admitting to things I probably shouldn't(with the exception of giving info that would make it possible to know my exact location).


If you want the inspiration for my salty banana nonsense, my girlfiend at the time six years ago was sucking my dick. I told her I would kiss her with cum on her lips if she swallowed, I never did of course because the idea didn't seem like such a good idea after cuming, however she use to make me taste my own precum all the time, which turned the both of us on like crazy.

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Post by: polychronopolous on January 10, 2015, 11:58:07 AM
Lol the epic denial man, who spent like five years saying he didn't juice.

I was very direct from the start that I never did it, nor would I care if I did.

If there was a reinvention it would of been 18 months ago, when I starting coming to terms with having aspergers.

I have a long record of being honest to the point that's a fault admitting to things I probably shouldn't(with the exception of giving info that would make it possible to know my exact location).


If you want the inspiration for my salty banana nonsense, my girlfiend at the time six years ago was sucking my dick. I told her I would kiss her with cum on her lips if she swallowed, I never did of course because the idea didn't seem like such a good idea after cuming, however she use to make me taste my own precum all the time, which turned the both of us on like crazy.



Hey you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the relationship from going stale!  :D
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Post by: wikkedonez on January 10, 2015, 12:13:06 PM
Remember this movie....I'll suck ur dick for a cheeseburger!
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Post by: Leatherneck on January 10, 2015, 02:57:02 PM
It's only gay if you are serious about it and have a straight face

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)
I was waiting for this to get posted. It never disappoints.
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Post by: Devon97 on January 10, 2015, 05:45:18 PM
Remember this movie....I'll suck ur dick for a cheeseburger!

Menace II Society....

a cheap knock off of Boyz InDa Hood.
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Post by: THE ARS on January 10, 2015, 05:56:01 PM
Avesher thread.

This how he gets his Burger King money.
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Post by: The RedMeatKid on January 14, 2015, 01:01:52 PM
that's what people say when they are lying

This would be the re-inventing of yourself I was talking about. Five years have passed , now all the sudden "I didn't do that"....sure you didn't  :)

Lesson to be  learned here , if you're gonna suck a cock, keep your mouth shut.


There was a girl I knew who fucked a black guy with a 14 inch cock in front of a room full of people, and went around bragging about it like an idiot.  a few years later she wouldn't even talk about it
Outed.
Title: Re: Sucked my buddy's cock but was only joking.
Post by: King Shizzo on January 14, 2015, 01:33:37 PM
Physically impossible to do this....
Kai can snort a mean cock.
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Post by: _bruce_ on January 14, 2015, 01:40:31 PM
I think it's from the movie "Lundgren and the basement project".
Pretty edgy film, lots of hot neck on neck-beard action. It even earned the special needs Oscar.
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Post by: el numero uno on January 31, 2016, 06:42:04 PM
WHo made that post talking about how he started sucking his friends dick just as a joke.

I think it's from a movie but I donno.

That was Shizzo.  :)
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Post by: Kwon_2 on January 31, 2016, 06:45:27 PM
that's what people say when they are lying

This would be the re-inventing of yourself I was talking about. Five years have passed , now all the sudden "I didn't do that"....sure you didn't  :)

Lesson to be  learned here , if you're gonna suck a cock, keep your mouth shut.

There was a girl I knew who fucked a black guy with a 14 inch cock in front of a room full of people, and went around bragging about it like an idiot.  a few years later she wouldn't even talk about it

Why the change of heart?
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Post by: Howard on February 01, 2016, 07:08:41 AM
It's only gay if you are serious about it and have a straight face

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)

What is it exactly about this pic that just screams HOMO.

The reality is both Bob Chick and John Parillo in the pic are straight as an arrow.
BUT, in that pic, perhaps it's the tight, stripped singlet Bob's wearing?
COMBINED with the look and posture/position of Parrillo and the intense look he has?

I'm a fan of Bob Chick and admire Parrillo, but in this pic LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D