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Title: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: Army of One on January 13, 2015, 11:20:04 PM: Chops husbands penis off for cheating, he goes to hospital and has it reattached, she comes in to the hospital and chops it off again, throws it out of the window where apparently it was taken by a stray cat or dog.You can't make this shit up

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2908057/Wife-chopped-husband-s-penis-discovered-cheated-cut-surgeons-managed-reattach-China.html
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: Tapeworm on January 13, 2015, 11:55:19 PM: Haha guess she really meant it. Someone call Guinness. "Most furious woman." "Most gullible man."
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: Super Natural on January 14, 2015, 12:02:54 AM: Reminds me of a similar story...

A women cut off her husbands penis and threw it out their car window,, the man severed penis hit the front windscreen of the car behind them, which was being driven by a father with his young daughter.

The mans daughter asked "What was that!!??" To which the father explained "it must have been a locust my child"

To which his daughter replied, " Damn! Did you see the size of the cock on that locust!"
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: 38-26-40 on January 14, 2015, 12:08:47 AM: LMAO :D
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: Schnauzer on January 14, 2015, 12:15:14 AM: Little Tommy got home from school and said to his mother, “Johnny showed me his penis today”.

A little perturbed, the mother said “What was it like?”.

“A peanut” was the reply.

“That small?” asked the mother.

“No, that salty” said Tommy.
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: Bevo on January 14, 2015, 12:19:23 AM: Quote from: Schnauzer on January 14, 2015, 12:15:14 AM
Little Tommy got home from school and said to his mother, “Johnny showed me his penis today”.

A little perturbed, the mother said “What was it like?”.

“A peanut” was the reply.

“That small?” asked the mother.

“No, that salty” said Tommy.

Hahahaha
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: Skorp1o on January 14, 2015, 12:45:04 AM: Quote from: 38-26-40 on January 14, 2015, 12:08:47 AM
LMAO :D

Man slices off woman's clitoris and labia...suddenly the world doesn't see it as a funny story anymore.
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: 38-26-40 on January 14, 2015, 12:49:08 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on January 14, 2015, 12:45:04 AM
Man slices off woman's clitoris and labia...suddenly the world doesn't see it as a funny story anymore.

I was laughing at Super Naturals joke!

However.....it would be HILARIOUS if a man sliced off a woman's clitoris and labia.....we'd ALL be laughing :)
Title: Re: woman chops off husbands penis twice
Post by: trapz101 on January 14, 2015, 12:50:07 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on January 14, 2015, 12:45:04 AM
Man slices off woman's clitoris and labia...suddenly ~~the world doesn't see it as a funny story anymore.~~ getbiggers will ask 'guess the race'

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