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Title: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: Army of One on January 21, 2015, 01:57:05 AM
I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in 96 or 97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna, it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would window ? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Skorp1o on January 21, 2015, 02:33:55 AM
Strong signs of a coked up Van Damme.

I think a coked up off his head angry Van Damme would be a scary encounter.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: bigmc on January 21, 2015, 03:19:38 AM
van damme loves beak

beak loves van damme
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Quickerblade on January 21, 2015, 03:23:08 AM
I am sure that's a stallone story.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Army of One on January 21, 2015, 04:10:07 AM
I am sure that's a stallone story.

Maybe I'm Sly?...?
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: _aj_ on January 21, 2015, 04:35:25 AM
These days, Seagal would just get Putin to drop a tactical nuke on JCVD.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: falco on January 21, 2015, 05:16:02 AM
Maybe I'm Sly?...?

Hi. I'm a fan. I've watched First Blood countless times in my early teens. Please do Rambo 5.

Best regards.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 21, 2015, 05:17:49 AM
I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in 96 or 97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna, it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would window ? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion

But was Obama there?
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: njflex on January 21, 2015, 08:45:58 AM
WELL,,jcvd did challenge chuck zito in a strip club and got 'zito'ed'
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Knooger on January 21, 2015, 09:00:24 AM
Maybe I'm Sly?...?

Where do you get your lift shoes? I'm only 6'1" and would prefer to look about 6'5". Thanks for your help.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Army of One on January 21, 2015, 09:12:54 AM
Hi. I'm a fan. I've watched First Blood countless times in my early teens. Please do Rambo 5.

Best regards.

Starts filming next year

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1206885/

Where do you get your lift shoes? I'm only 6'1" and would prefer to look about 6'5". Thanks for your help.

Custom made by my shoemaker!I'm sure you'd fuck him
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 21, 2015, 09:16:49 AM
JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite.  I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: JasonH on January 21, 2015, 10:04:47 AM
I am sure that's a stallone story.

Sounds more like an Onlyme story except if it was then Jonesie from Police Academy would also have been there.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: SquidVicious on January 21, 2015, 10:09:49 AM
This story reminds me of the party I hosted in 2000 with Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Michael Jordan, Halle Berry and Britney Spears. Jordan challenged me to a game of H-O-R-S-E and Pitt and Cruise put down $200 each on Jordan and I whitewashed him by sinking 5 straight shots by kicking the ball in from half court. My prize: A threesome with Berry and Spears.

True story, bro!
 ::)
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Quickerblade on January 21, 2015, 12:53:56 PM
This story reminds me of the party I hosted in 2000 with Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Michael Jordan, Halle Berry and Britney Spears. Jordan challenged me to a game of H-O-R-S-E and Pitt and Cruise put down $200 each on Jordan and I whitewashed him by sinking 5 straight shots by kicking the ball in from half court. My prize: A threesome with Berry and Spears.

True story, bro!
 ::)
Berry doesn't fuck, but spears will go off.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: The RedMeatKid on January 22, 2015, 02:23:01 PM
JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite.  I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina
Talk about delusional. Anything else "of interest" happening in your parallel universe?
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: King Shizzo on January 22, 2015, 02:25:33 PM
JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite.  I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina
JCVD would have round-housed kicked you into oblivion.
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: Alucard on January 23, 2015, 04:22:54 AM
JCVD would have round-housed kicked you into oblivion.
Not sure, JCVD is not a fighter and neither a lionheart, Palpatine Q could've held his own fine...
Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: Hulkotron on January 23, 2015, 04:47:16 AM
I remember this party, was a great time.

Bit of a dick-fest
Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 23, 2015, 04:48:38 AM
I remember once i was back in 1929 buying shares with Seagal and Van Damme rocks up and wants to fight us and take us in. I pushed Seagal at him and came home and Seagal spent 5 years in jail for me for using Time Travel for financial gain. True Story.
Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: hench on January 23, 2015, 12:29:08 PM
this is Sly's story, he said seagal wanted none of it when van damme offered him to fight.
The Zito story is reaccounted online somewhere, apparantly zito did floor him but van damme came straight back at him but it was then broken up. I'll try and find it the full story
Title: Re: a story of a crazy night at my place
Post by: falco on January 23, 2015, 12:42:50 PM
JCVD is a douchebag.

he kept sending his two dickhead bodyguards over to my girl at the time and inviting her to his suite.  I went over to his table to punch him in the face, and he hid behind his bodyguards and laughed. little shitstain ballerina

Must say i can believe that story. Make no mistake, you are a giant event.
Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: hench on January 23, 2015, 12:54:40 PM
this is part of the van damme/zito story, a longer detailed account is somewhere

First part was correct, Van Damme didnt like the way Zito was acting to people, and was talking behind his back. Someone told Zito and came back from the bathroom demanding to fight, Van Damme said 'this isnt the place to do it'. Zito kept going, so as Van Damme was starting to stand up from the table he was sitting at, taking off his glasses, Zito sucker punched him.
Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: Quickerblade on January 23, 2015, 02:52:27 PM
I bet sly made that story up, like how he made up how he had nothing in his bank account when he made the first Rocky movie. Stallone is a great story teller.
Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: Rudee on January 23, 2015, 03:04:56 PM
Steven Seagal is a badass

Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: tommywishbone on January 23, 2015, 03:31:16 PM
I like this thread.  It makes absolutely no sense.
Title: Re: A story of a crazy night at my place with Van Damme and Steven Seagal
Post by: funk51 on January 23, 2015, 03:46:25 PM
 ;D he is a great actor such range....