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I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.
I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?
You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off?
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riley martin the maniac from howard stern show advocates a 'piss jug'
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riley martin the maniac from howard stern show advocates a 'piss jug'
Haha yeah I remember that
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Haha yeah I remember that
howard gets him going good man,,dude is hysterical incoherent and drunk at times..
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It's the way of the road!
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When i was powerlifting competitively in college i lived in an attic-like room that you had to take a ladder up to.
The bathroom was waaaay far away (and down a ladder) and i was so sore from training that yes...i kept a bunch of empty bottles around for that purpose.
I even had a gf at the time. Rollover. Piss. Put a cap on it. Hide it under a shirt.
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Even when I was in a leg cast with my ruptures Achilles, I still got up and crutched into the can if I needed to. I tended to stop drinking anything after 8 to make such occurances rare.
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Even when I was in a leg cast with my ruptures Achilles, I still got up and crutched into the can if I needed to. I tended to stop drinking anything after 8 to make such occurances rare.
Thats dedication right there but I drink over 2 gals a day so even if I stop at 8 I'll still be pissing twice a night.
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When i was powerlifting competitively in college i lived in an attic-like room that you had to take a ladder up to.
The bathroom was waaaay far away (and down a ladder) and i was so sore from training that yes...i kept a bunch of empty bottles around for that purpose.
I even had a gf at the time. Rollover. Piss. Put a cap on it. Hide it under a shirt.
I got one close for ya,,,1st show I was doing exhausted toward last few wks I was drinking a ton water and lived upstairs in attic room,to save time I would pee out my window which under it had a small roof which our side door entrance was,my mom one day says wtf is this smell ,its urine ,freaking cats around the garbages.it was summer too lol,
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Back when I lived with parents my bed was by the window and Id piss out of it onto the front lawn below.
In the same house we had no downstairs toilet so during daytime I'd piss in the back yard drainage gully, my dad did this also and we would blame the dogs for the yard stinking.
One evening he pissed in a milk bottle as it must have Been too much effort to go outside on this occasion and forgot to empty it and left it on the kitchen bench, my mother hit the roof when she got back from bingo, don't think I ever seen her so angry lol
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Back when I lived with parents my bed was by the window and Id piss out of it onto the front lawn below.
In the same house we had no downstairs toilet so during daytime I'd piss in the back yard drainage gully, my dad did this also and we would blame the dogs for the yard stinking.
One evening he pissed in a milk bottle as it must have Been too much effort to go outside on this occasion and forgot to empty it and left it on the kitchen bench, my mother hit the roof when she got back from bingo, don't think I ever seen her so angry lol
That says it all ::)
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Back when I lived with parents my bed was by the window and Id piss out of it onto the front lawn below.
In the same house we had no downstairs toilet so during daytime I'd piss in the back yard drainage gully, my dad did this also and we would blame the dogs for the yard stinking.
One evening he pissed in a milk bottle as it must have Been too much effort to go outside on this occasion and forgot to empty it and left it on the kitchen bench, my mother hit the roof when she got back from bingo, don't think I ever seen her so angry lol
haha...all around ..
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That says it all ::)
Yes my whole life is fucked up since my mother went to bingo a few nights a week ::)
Fucking moron
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Back when I lived with parents my bed was by the window and Id piss out of it onto the front lawn below.
In the same house we had no downstairs toilet so during daytime I'd piss in the back yard drainage gully, my dad did this also and we would blame the dogs for the yard stinking.
One evening he pissed in a milk bottle as it must have Been too much effort to go outside on this occasion and forgot to empty it and left it on the kitchen bench, my mother hit the roof when she got back from bingo, don't think I ever seen her so angry lol
LOL@pissing out the window, the last stream must have always landed inside,lol...
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It's the way of the road!
Fucking epic. This is the first thing I though of when I saw this thread.
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I used to piss in yogurt tubs when I was single. I once left for the weekend and forgot to empty the tub sitting on the bed stand. When I came home the whole house smelled like old pee and the pee had turned dark yellow.
I once lived in a condo with a balcony off the master bedroom. In the summer I would sleep with the door to the balcony open. When it was time to pee I would just get up and go pee directly on the balcony - reasoning that the rain would wash it all away - yes I was a pig!
Now I am married and sit down to pee so I don't get occasional piss all over the bathroom floor. I also piss (standing up) outside in our back yard a few times a day.
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You guys don't have a bathroom in your bedroom? Oh ya getbigger salaries ...sorry
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I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.
I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?
You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off?
I don't need to piss in the middle of the night too often.
BUT, I do use a piss jug in the car. Sometimes you can't just pull over to piss and need to.
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LOL@pissing out the window, the last stream must have always landed inside,lol...
Haha maybe Sometimes
On Fridays we always drank at a mates bedroom in the house a few doors down and after a few we would just piss out the window instead of using the bathroom (which was in the very next room) and the lad who's house it was had a party trick where he could start at the window and back up literally about 6 foot and the stream of piss would be shooting up and across the room and out the window in a perfect arc, then he'd have to run to the window as it wore off.
His bedroom window was directly above the front door but to my disappointment no one ever called as he done it (my mother would visit every night and I secretly hoped it would be her)
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You guys don't have a bathroom in your bedroom? Oh ya getbigger salaries ...sorry
Why burn calories walking to the bathroom? I personally know 3 Getbiggers that piss into solid gold piss jugs. I know because I sold the jugs to them...
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Back when I lived with parents my bed was by the window and Id piss out of it onto the front lawn below.
In the same house we had no downstairs toilet so during daytime I'd piss in the back yard drainage gully, my dad did this also and we would blame the dogs for the yard stinking.
One evening he pissed in a milk bottle as it must have Been too much effort to go outside on this occasion and forgot to empty it and left it on the kitchen bench, my mother hit the roof when she got back from bingo, don't think I ever seen her so angry lol
Mom at Bingo, is really... Mom working 3rd shift at the Waffle House.
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Back when I lived with parents my bed was by the window and Id piss out of it onto the front lawn below.
In the same house we had no downstairs toilet so during daytime I'd piss in the back yard drainage gully, my dad did this also and we would blame the dogs for the yard stinking.
One evening he pissed in a milk bottle as it must have Been too much effort to go outside on this occasion and forgot to empty it and left it on the kitchen bench, my mother hit the roof when she got back from bingo, don't think I ever seen her so angry lol
when you are on the fifth floor of a council block, is this strictly legal?
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You guys don't have a bathroom in your bedroom? Oh ya getbigger salaries ...sorry
drugdealer stfu
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when you are on the fifth floor of a council block, is this strictly legal?
We don't have those tower blocks here, remember unlike you I didn't grow up in a 99% black Birmingham slum where you and your siblings Rush up the stairwell to the top floor of the aforementioned council block chased by a pack of knife wielding black teenagers as you just make it back to your one bedroom bedsit just as your mam dishes out a single Aldi brand pot noodle between you and your 3 brothers for tea, at night you try to sleep to a backround chourus of loud rap music and drugged up negros fighting over the last wrap of whizz
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Why burn calories walking to the bathroom? I personally know 3 Getbiggers that piss into solid gold piss jugs. I know because I sold the jugs to them...
Ha, yes, he calls himself a trainer but he still doesn't remember some of the golden rules of gaining quality mass - Why walk when you can stand still? Why stand when you can sit? Why sit when you can lay down? And why get up when you can piss in a Gatorade bottle?
And yes, I have too. Torn hamstring turned a 30 second walk into a few minutes of grief, so into the bottle it went sometimes.
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We don't have those tower blocks here, remember unlike you I didn't grow up in a 99% black Birmingham slum where you and your siblings Rush up the stairwell to the top floor of the aforementioned council block chased by a pack of knife wielding black teenagers as you just make it back to your one bedroom bedsit just as your mam dishes out a single Aldi brand pot noodle between you and your 3 brothers for tea, at night you try to sleep to a backround chourus of loud rap music and drugged up negros fighting over the last wrap of whizz
I dont remember anything about you
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We don't have those tower blocks here, remember unlike you I didn't grow up in a 99% black Birmingham slum where you and your siblings Rush up the stairwell to the top floor of the aforementioned council block chased by a pack of knife wielding black teenagers as you just make it back to your one bedroom bedsit just as your mam dishes out a single Aldi brand pot noodle between you and your 3 brothers for tea, at night you try to sleep to a backround chourus of loud rap music and drugged up negros fighting over the last wrap of whizz
I am guessing that this is some kind of diss in Jolly Old, but damned if I can make out but a few words...
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I dont remember anything about you
I remember your large overhanging gut, shitty 1/32 reps and hard on whilst on the Eurostar
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I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.
I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?
You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off?
If you did not have indoor plumbing, you'd probably do the same.
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I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.
I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?
You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off?
Analbolichalos level 'topic' ::)
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Thats dedication right there but I drink over 2 gals a day so even if I stop at 8 I'll still be pissing twice a night.
And Vic Richards eats 30,000 calories a day. ::)
You'd be pissing every 10-15 minutes if you actually did that.
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And Vic Richards eats 30,000 calories a day. ::)
You'd be pissing every 10-15 minutes if you actually did that.
On non-training days I don't but on training days I do.
Funny you mention pissing even 20 minutes, Back in 2004 when I did my last show I was up at 3:30am for cardio and I had drank 2 gals by 10am and every 30 minutes I was ready to explode.
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Now I am married and sit down to pee so I don't get occasional piss all over the bathroom floor.
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On non-training days I don't but on training days I do.
Funny you mention pissing even 20 minutes, Back in 2004 when I did my last show I was up at 3:30am for cardio and I had drank 2 gals by 10am and every 30 minutes I was ready to explode.
Why?
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I'm a very wealthy man so I typically just wet or shit the bed then buy a new bed the next day.
lol @ 3:30am cardio and drinking two gallons of water by 10am :D
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I just piss in the sink. En suite army style.
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Why?
I had to be at work at 5:30am
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I had to be at work at 5:30am
Are you trolling?
There's no way anyone can drink 2 gallons of water in such a short period. Even if you did drink that much, 50% is not used and pissed out. You don't need anything more than 1 gallon/day, even in the summer.
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I read a post here a few months ago about many GB'ers proudly boasting about their can they left by their bed to piss in during the night in lieu of stumbling to the toilet.
I also know many GB'ers have dime pieces and 10/10 hotties they sleep with so what does your woman do when you roll over to relieve yourself 3 feet away at 2am?
You see where I"m going with this. Most women, even the ugly ones, aren't going to tolerate this. So how do you studs ( with women) pull this off?
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Are you trolling?
There's no way anyone can drink 2 gallons of water in such a short period. Even if you did drink that much, 50% is not used and pissed out. You don't need anything more than 1 gallon/day, even in the summer.
::) ::) ::)
YOu do realize the SIZE of the person and their activity level have a lot to do with how much water they can drink. Isn't the body like.. .what? 80% water?
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I am guessing that this is some kind of diss in Jolly Old, but damned if I can make out but a few words...
City in the UK where whites are the minority, loads of Asians and Blacks, typically involved in gang crime. He is suggesting the poster lives in social housing aka shithole.
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::) ::) ::)
YOu do realize the SIZE of the person and their activity level have a lot to do with how much water they can drink. Isn't the body like.. .what? 80% water?
70%.
I still say there's no way you drink that much water.
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70%.
I still say there's no way you drink that much water.
I drink a gallon by noon easily each day and I wake up around 6am now. And thats without even exercise, as I do that in the afternoon.
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piss jugs are great
I just throw it out the window no big deal