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Title: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: 240 is Back on January 25, 2015, 11:08:07 PM
You're fresh out of the gym shower, toweling off and putting on your skivvies, when suddenly you hear that familiar click of an iPhone snapping away as the man 3 feet from you poses in his underwear for full body shots.  His camera sits on the counter, and you know you are clearly being photographed as you stand there nude in towels drying.   DO YOU...

1) Just quietly scoot away to dress in a stall
2) Scoff and make a noise to let him know you disapprove
3) Ask him "WTF BRO?"
4) Walk over next to him and have an impromptu posedown
5) ?
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Royalty on January 25, 2015, 11:27:23 PM
Take his phone and leave
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Tapeworm on January 25, 2015, 11:47:26 PM
Penis-copter!
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Pray_4_War on January 26, 2015, 12:02:51 AM
5) Check the phone to make sure he got a good shot of my cock.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: bigmc on January 26, 2015, 12:04:01 AM
flick him in the buttocks playfully with my towel

and engage in some light wrestling under the pretence

im trying to get his phone off him

no homo  :-X

Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: kreator on January 26, 2015, 12:11:12 AM
i would inform the getbig police
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 26, 2015, 12:13:15 AM
flick him in the buttocks playfully with my towel

and engage in some light wrestling under the pretence

im trying to get his phone off him

no homo  :-X





hahaha.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: calfzilla on January 26, 2015, 02:20:54 AM
Would offer to take pics for Bigro so he wouldn't have to set his phone on the counter and use the timer.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: LittleJ on January 26, 2015, 02:33:02 AM
Paper bags
Bathroom stall
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Thong Maniac on January 26, 2015, 04:41:50 AM
None of the above, ask him this...

1. What happened to you in the past which allowed for this sociopathic character flaw, where you feel totally comfortable posing in a bathroom with OTHER people around you and you dont seem to give a shit. How are you not embarrased to do this? Please explain?
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: robcguns on January 26, 2015, 06:15:15 AM
If canera is any way pointed at me it gets smashed.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: youandme on January 26, 2015, 06:28:59 AM
Look to see if there is an ice machine somewhere near
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Howard on January 26, 2015, 06:30:21 AM
You're fresh out of the gym shower, toweling off and putting on your skivvies, when suddenly you hear that familiar click of an iPhone snapping away as the man 3 feet from you poses in his underwear for full body shots.  His camera sits on the counter, and you know you are clearly being photographed as you stand there nude in towels drying.   DO YOU...

1) Just quietly scoot away to dress in a stall
2) Scoff and make a noise to let him know you disapprove
3) Ask him "WTF BRO?"
4) Walk over next to him and have an impromptu posedown
5) ?

5. I would bend over, spread my cheeks and wink my pretty brown eye at him. :D
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Army of One on January 26, 2015, 06:33:59 AM
Throw a white towel over his head to disorientate him
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Natural Man on January 26, 2015, 07:53:20 AM
I kill everyone in the gym and make sure to set it on fire before leaving.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: ritch on January 26, 2015, 08:01:54 AM
None of the above, ask him this...

1. What happened to you in the past which allowed for this sociopathic character flaw, where you feel totally comfortable posing in a bathroom with OTHER people around you and you dont seem to give a shit. How are you not embarrased to do this? Please explain?

Kinda have to go with this one....
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: 240 is Back on January 26, 2015, 08:06:05 AM
LOL @ dude in the background with the two baby towels trying to hide his nutsack.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562996.0;attach=596018;image)
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: MikMaq on January 26, 2015, 08:36:06 AM
None of the above, ask him this...

1. What happened to you in the past which allowed for this sociopathic character flaw, where you feel totally comfortable posing in a bathroom with OTHER people around you and you dont seem to give a shit. How are you not embarrased to do this? Please explain?
This.

Honestly wouldn't give a fuck though.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Nirvana on January 26, 2015, 09:48:44 AM
Wet the tip of my towel and KABOOM pop him in the ass so hard with it that it brings the blood.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: _aj_ on January 26, 2015, 09:50:27 AM
Reveal my majestic man-meat to the camera. After he loses consciousness, delete the pictures.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Papper on January 26, 2015, 10:26:51 AM
Depends, is he big?

If he's big "down there" I'd suck his cock

No homo
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: 240 is Back on January 30, 2015, 09:37:53 AM
I kill everyone in the gym and make sure to set it on fire before leaving.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Howard on January 30, 2015, 09:44:13 AM
LOL @ dude in the background with the two baby towels trying to hide his nutsack.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=562996.0;attach=596018;image)

After many years I'm still wondering why anyone would think hardcore bodybuilding was gay.

It's simply a muscular man in tight mini shorts flexing in the shower room with a guy using 2 towels as his personal toga ball wrap.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 10:40:59 AM
See the difference ?

I take a picture of myself, not unsuspecting  dudes caught mid nut-juggle . That's poor form

and a Chinaman no less, like the guy doesn't already have enough of a complex about his penis
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 31, 2015, 10:05:12 AM
flick him in the buttocks playfully with my towel

and engage in some light wrestling under the pretence

im trying to get his phone off him

no homo  :-X



(http://tcdn02.pornex.com/content/3c/93/c2/3c93c2c7f5fe3260963af9559df576aa175305/big.jpg)
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: James28 on January 31, 2015, 10:19:22 AM
I've not been in a gym's men's locker room since the 90s.

Or now I'm lying, I went to take a piss once in circa 2010-2011 and it really was enough not wanting me to go into one ever again. Guys standing around naked having group conversations or men sitting naked on benches, doing nothing but look at other guys. All I want to do is go to the gym and train without being confronted by constant needy freakshows. Now I also play badminton and golf. Sometimes I take a shower at the club after playing. No issues there. Those sports doesn't attract the world's most weirdest fucking retards.
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: muscleman-2013 on January 31, 2015, 09:47:01 PM
Those sports doesn't attract GAYS.

let me simplify your observations
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: True on February 01, 2015, 02:29:44 AM
Option D)
Title: Re: You're changing in locker room, and dude behind you is taking cell phone selfies
Post by: Henda on February 01, 2015, 02:49:34 AM
At our work gym each shower cubicle has another large cubicle around it with a door on so people can get dried and dressed out of sight yet they still insist on wandering naked into the main area and getting dryer and dressed there.