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Title: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2015, 04:59:10 AM
Hmmm

(http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10914345_748130671939837_1205330744_n.jpg)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/the-biggest-plus-size-model-to-get-a-modeling-contract-has-s?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.oa8mWl2Mw
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 27, 2015, 05:10:04 AM
Bad swim suit color. Ya know how prints always add a couple hundred lbs to a model  :D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 27, 2015, 05:22:11 AM
fucking gross.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ChuckleHead on January 27, 2015, 05:26:29 AM
fucking gross.

what does your mother look like?
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: WannaBePro on January 27, 2015, 05:28:26 AM
I guess this is the future of modelling... I mean, the developed world isn't getting any thinner, people want models they can relate to, be prepared to see more of these land-whales occupying ad space  :'(.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 27, 2015, 05:32:14 AM
I guess this is the future of modelling... I mean, the developed world isn't getting any thinner, people want models they can relate to, be prepared to see more of these land-whales occupying ad space  :'(.

BMC approved ads
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ChuckleHead on January 27, 2015, 05:34:38 AM
I guess this is the future of modelling... I mean, the developed world isn't getting any thinner, people want models they can relate to, be prepared to see more of these land-whales occupying ad space  :'(.

what are you worried about, it's not like you'll be around to witness the crumbling of your shallow world.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: WannaBePro on January 27, 2015, 05:41:54 AM
Don't pretend you weren't aroused by her sexy kankles?

You got me  ;D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: WannaBePro on January 27, 2015, 05:44:30 AM
what are you worried about, it's not like you'll be around to witness the crumbling of your shallow world.

Not worried at all :) just stating my opinion on the matter.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Tapeworm on January 27, 2015, 05:48:10 AM
Chinook must have limped back to base for repair.  Amazing machines but they do have their limits.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Marty Champions on January 27, 2015, 05:53:46 AM
I like her fat poosy
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Vince B on January 27, 2015, 06:02:30 AM
Most muscleheads are so judgemental when it comes to female figures.

Good for Tess to get a modelling contract.

http://instagram.com/tessholliday/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Marty Champions on January 27, 2015, 06:05:25 AM
Most of us  would  nut in3 min of that fat ass FACT
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: The Scott on January 27, 2015, 06:08:20 AM
Hmmm.  A ring through the nose.  How apropos.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Bobby on January 27, 2015, 06:15:15 AM
Hmmm.  A ring through the nose.  How apropos.

 ;D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: _aj_ on January 27, 2015, 06:20:10 AM
Vertical stripes have a "thinning" effect.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ritch on January 27, 2015, 06:21:47 AM
she must have needed an oxygen tank after going up those steps. Then again, so would most pro's, lol....
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2015, 06:22:23 AM
Vertical stripes have a "thinning" effect.

I suspect the thinning effect of being covered by blacks has been explored too
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Competitor 9 on January 27, 2015, 06:34:26 AM
As the mass population grows in the waist band and are looking for a excuse to be obese you will see more of this. They will say "look she's a model, so my size 50 inch waist is sexy to!!"  It's disgusting but people are dumb
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2015, 06:37:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mH0FJ.gif)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Competitor 9 on January 27, 2015, 06:41:14 AM
True
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ritch on January 27, 2015, 06:42:37 AM
True

Hahahahahahahah!!!! Oh would love to put that on my fb page but can't, lol...
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Red Hook on January 27, 2015, 06:43:14 AM
Hmmm

(http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10914345_748130671939837_1205330744_n.jpg)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/the-biggest-plus-size-model-to-get-a-modeling-contract-has-s?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.oa8mWl2Mw

That's not Howard's future ex wife after his 8th marriage.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: d0nny2600 on January 27, 2015, 06:45:19 AM
Hmmm

(http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10914345_748130671939837_1205330744_n.jpg)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/the-biggest-plus-size-model-to-get-a-modeling-contract-has-s?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.oa8mWl2Mw
Id probably bang her
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: TheShape. on January 27, 2015, 07:18:53 AM
It's the opposite of a butter face right there.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 27, 2015, 07:20:01 AM
That's not Howard's future ex wife after his 8th marriage.

Could be IF she gains a few lbs and fills out more in the hips and thighs. ;)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: James28 on January 27, 2015, 07:20:30 AM
The large tattoos are a bigger turn off for me, then her back fat.

I'll bet that 90% of all getbiggers would pay to let her put a lip lock on 'em until they jazzed in her mouth.
The other 10% would be too busy looking at Kai and the grapefruit ,so wtf.

But there's 1% of us that would slowly back away and leave the grunting weirdos to live out their disgusting habits
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 27, 2015, 07:23:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mH0FJ.gif)

Hog ride gif = best reply possible for this thread. ;D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: falco on January 27, 2015, 07:33:46 AM
Would take her for dinner and movie if she got rid of the nose piercing.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: devilsmile on January 27, 2015, 08:28:38 AM
Hmmm

(http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10914345_748130671939837_1205330744_n.jpg)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/the-biggest-plus-size-model-to-get-a-modeling-contract-has-s?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.oa8mWl2Mw

"who can I eat next"

terrifying looking fatso
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Henda on January 27, 2015, 09:41:32 AM
Disgustingly fat obese piece of shit.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Army of One on January 27, 2015, 09:51:39 AM
Saddest part is you know she goes In clubs thinking she deserves some top tier male because she's a "model"
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 27, 2015, 09:59:13 AM
Most muscleheads are so judgemental when it comes to female figures.

Good for Tess to get a modelling contract.

http://instagram.com/tessholliday/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo

The pot calling the kettle black
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: SquatsRule on January 27, 2015, 10:20:02 AM
True


Hahaha
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Carlton G. Long on January 27, 2015, 10:30:35 AM
She'll still be miserable, which she deserves. 
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Sophus on January 27, 2015, 10:38:17 AM
She'll still be miserable, which she deserves. 

I love how she tries to show everyone how sexy she feels despite being a fat pig at least 2x as wide as Heath

Yet she tries everything to make her face look slim with a ton of makeup



Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Sophus on January 27, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
But yes, would hit
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: MusselFreek on January 27, 2015, 12:41:27 PM
She has her personal trainer.. And still goes to gym... ???
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: WannaBePro on January 27, 2015, 01:13:57 PM
She has her personal trainer.. And still goes to gym... ???


Doing the elliptical for 20mins 3X/wk will not burn off the 8,000 calories she must surely consume on a daily basis.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: calfzilla on January 27, 2015, 01:20:03 PM
Why doesn't she lower her daily caloric intake  ???
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: paradoxno1 on January 27, 2015, 01:20:28 PM
Tess Munster, a successful size 22 model has said this is a victory for every woman who has ever doubted themselves.I think what she really meant was, every woman that ever doubled themselves.


Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Tennisballz on January 27, 2015, 01:30:04 PM
Disgusting.  An embarrassment.  No one should think its ok to look like that.   
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: calfzilla on January 27, 2015, 01:36:39 PM
Terrible role model for young girls. Diabetes, heart disease, sleep apnea and excess joint pressure is nothing to model.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 27, 2015, 02:01:31 PM
Most muscleheads are so judgemental when it comes to female figures.

Good for Tess to get a modelling contract.

http://instagram.com/tessholliday/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo

we know you are a chubby chaser.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Louis Cipher on January 27, 2015, 03:03:36 PM
Terrible role model for young girls. Diabetes, heart disease, sleep apnea and excess joint pressure is nothing to model.

Yes, if some people fight to ban extreme thin models because they think this "promotes" anorexia among girls, they should ban this kind of "model" too...
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: tommywishbone on January 27, 2015, 03:07:23 PM
Just holding some water. A few hours of practice posing in a warm room and she'll be fine.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 27, 2015, 03:12:48 PM
You know when they told her that her photoshoot would involve stairs she uttered "dammit".


Her knees are likely in comparable shape to shizzos liver.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: King Shizzo on January 27, 2015, 04:08:09 PM
You know when they told her that her photoshoot would involve stairs she uttered "dammit".


Her knees are likely in comparable shape to shizzos liver.
You guys make me infamous with the amount of times my name is mentioned around here.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: TestDummy on January 27, 2015, 04:09:18 PM
True

That's awesome, and true!!
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 27, 2015, 04:10:46 PM
You guys make me infamous with the amount of times my name is mentioned around here.

You must "own our minds".


Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Quickerblade on January 27, 2015, 04:12:12 PM
You must "own our minds".



:D

HAHAHAH
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: The Scott on January 27, 2015, 06:57:51 PM
Trains fear her.


'Nuff said.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: dogbowl on January 27, 2015, 11:12:35 PM
Ha,  the Tess Monster.

Does she do any runway work?  I bet with thighs that large she would struggle to walk like a model.

Arms bigger than Heath:

(https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10903378_1597629780457074_435193079_n.jpg)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 27, 2015, 11:22:57 PM
I wonder if her tattoo artist was grossed out having to touch her blubber.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: SOMEPARTS on January 27, 2015, 11:48:03 PM
Never lets her top and bottom teeth touch to hide double chin.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: The Grim Lifter on January 28, 2015, 04:51:49 AM
I wonder if her tattoo artist was grossed out having to touch her blubber.

Probably happy to get paid twice as much to make the tattoos cover
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: falco on January 28, 2015, 05:54:08 AM
Sad that a beautifull face is attached to an horrid body.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 28, 2015, 07:07:25 AM
Hmmm

(http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10914345_748130671939837_1205330744_n.jpg)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/the-biggest-plus-size-model-to-get-a-modeling-contract-has-s?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.oa8mWl2Mw
BMC furiously fapping to to fatty.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 28, 2015, 09:14:24 AM
Just holding some water. A few hours of practice posing in a warm room and she'll be fine.

Yup, just like me, she's been carbing up for a few decades and finally spilled over.
A little posing and flexing in a sauna suit will shape her up in no time.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 28, 2015, 09:15:55 AM
You guys make me infamous with the amount of times my name is mentioned around here.

yes, but they used YOU in an analogy with a hot, "full figure model" (* BMC modeling agency)  ;)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: calfzilla on January 28, 2015, 09:52:01 AM
Isn't this the chick that complained about SF1900 taking her to the movies and buying convenience store candy because he's cheap.  ???
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: SF1900 on January 28, 2015, 10:03:42 AM
Isn't this the chick that complained about SF1900 taking her to the movies and buying convenience store candy because he's cheap.  ???

Yes, but now you know why I wanted to buy the candy from the convenience store.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: _aj_ on January 28, 2015, 10:24:30 AM
Ha,  the Tess Monster.

Does she do any runway work?  I bet with thighs that large she would struggle to walk like a model.

Arms bigger than Heath:

(https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10903378_1597629780457074_435193079_n.jpg)

Attention Navy_Mike: THAT is what a 20" arm looks like...
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 28, 2015, 11:05:31 AM
Sad that a beautifull face is attached to a BMC approved body.
fixed in honor of Big Mike Cox and his lust for pawgs
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Competitor 9 on January 28, 2015, 12:32:17 PM
Attention Navy_Mike: THAT is what a 20" arm looks like...

Well she's got me. That's a solid 20"er
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 28, 2015, 02:36:48 PM
They promote this tub of shit to help push their breed mixing/white genocide agenda...More and more white chicks will let themselves go which will attract more brews as the white man shy's away from them...There's a movement in place in the West that wants to give the woman 75% of all assets in a divorce instead of the 50-50 split. If something like this did get pushed through, more and more white men just won't marry anymore and will have less offspring...
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 28, 2015, 02:59:23 PM
I bet she gives 11/10 blowjobs though, eats ass etc etc
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: CARTEL on January 28, 2015, 04:04:55 PM
Would take her for dinner and movie if she got rid of the nose piercing.

I can't imagine how much dinner would cost you.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: calfzilla on January 28, 2015, 05:12:12 PM
Yes, but now you know why I wanted to buy the candy from the convenience store.  ;D ;D ;D

You would go bankrupt after she treated the concession stand like an all you can eat buffet  :-X
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: The Scott on January 28, 2015, 06:15:17 PM
Loch Tess Monster.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 29, 2015, 01:50:07 AM
Loch Tess Monster.

Her or DLB, pick one
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Carlton G. Long on January 29, 2015, 03:00:10 AM
I bet she gives 11/10 blowjobs though, eats ass etc etc

probably does all the freaky stuff normal girls would never do

you could probably even give her a cleveland steamer

Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 29, 2015, 03:01:41 AM
Her or DLB, pick one


DLB.


I would have her leave her husband, marry her, knock her up, divorce her, and pay her child support before I was spotted in public with that fat thing.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 29, 2015, 05:17:18 AM

DLB.


I would have her leave her husband, marry her, knock her up, divorce her, and pay her child support before I was spotted in public with that fat thing.

Solid answer, I can't wait for Scott's version!
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 29, 2015, 05:36:00 AM
I can't imagine how much dinner would cost you.

better make your VD dinner reservation here     http://www.wafflehouse.com/

Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 29, 2015, 05:37:47 AM
Loch Tess Monster.

Imagine hooking her and then trying to reel her in.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: falco on January 30, 2015, 07:02:34 AM
Would walk with her on a crowded beach holding hands and without sunglasses so everyone can recognize me.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: calfzilla on January 30, 2015, 07:13:33 AM
Would walk with her on a crowded beach holding hands and without sunglasses so everyone can recognize me.

I assume there is a pie eating contest being held at the beach on that day?
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 30, 2015, 07:51:04 AM
probably does all the freaky stuff normal girls would never do

you could probably even give her a cleveland steamer



I'm almost afraid to ask that that is? ;D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 30, 2015, 07:52:14 AM
True
;D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Grape Ape on January 30, 2015, 08:25:37 AM
I bet she gives 11/10 blowjobs though, eats ass etc etc

ass?  She eats everything.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ritch on January 30, 2015, 08:29:37 AM
ass?  She eats everything.

pretty gay to want your ass eaten. Guess it helps loosen him up for the strap on to come!
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Tapeworm on January 30, 2015, 08:37:33 AM
the strap on

(http://www.crossfitfuture.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/-Z1cPBV-INxY/UF-qnA7OYtI/AAAAAAAABio/_hrWJcKTNgM/s1600/10-24%2Bboss%2Bhogg.jpg)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Grape Ape on January 30, 2015, 08:40:45 AM
pretty gay to want your ass eaten. Guess it helps loosen him up for the strap on to come!

It was a fat joke, ritch.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ritch on January 30, 2015, 09:01:54 AM
It was a fat joke, ritch.

Like I didn't know, lol!!!

So defensive on my gay remark, how is this?
LOL!!!

Will flat out admit I've had my ass eaten before and it was awesome! Not sure I can allow that sober and was on "G" not that it's an excuse, but much more open to that kind of stuff, lol..
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 30, 2015, 09:41:28 AM
Like I didn't know, lol!!!

So defensive on my gay remark, how is this?
LOL!!!

Will flat out admit I've had my ass eaten before and it was awesome! Not sure I can allow that sober and was on "G" not that it's an excuse, but much more open to that kind of stuff, lol..

I'm with ya on the joy of anal munching but saying I was on "whatever" is pretty lame ( in my opinion).

I cringe when people use being drunk or high as some cover all excuse.

Imagine the investigation of a plane crash going like this:

FAA - So Cpt Douchebag, what  caused the plane to crash ?

Pilot - I was drunk.

FAA - Well ok then, you're not guilty of anything. Had you crashed sober we'd have to arrest you. Thanks for your cooperation.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ritch on January 30, 2015, 09:51:32 AM
I'm with ya on the joy of anal munching but saying I was on "whatever" is pretty lame ( in my opinion).

I cringe when people use being drunk or high as some cover all excuse.

Imagine the investigation of a plane crash going like this:

FAA - So Cpt Douchebag, what  caused the plane to crash ?

Pilot - I was drunk.

FAA - Well ok then, you're not guilty of anything. Had you crashed sober we'd have to arrest you. Thanks for your cooperation.

HOLD up now.... So the thought of someone sliding their tongue down your shitter comes natural to you?
Sorry man...
Not for this guy.

Guess some of us are more "naturals" then others....

A lot of this has to do with perception and your whole life stuff like that is seen as "gay" takes time to change the way we see stuff...
And... At least I man'ed up and admited it.

So having said that, lick my ass sucker!!! ha!
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: bigmikecox on January 31, 2015, 06:37:12 AM
Most muscleheads are so judgemental when it comes to female figures.

Good for Tess to get a modelling contract.

http://instagram.com/tessholliday/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=photo

R-NC-NPO
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: The Scott on January 31, 2015, 06:43:35 AM
R-NC-NPO

What an undemanding fellow you must truly be, sir.   ;)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 31, 2015, 06:46:14 AM
What an undemanding fellow you must truly be, sir.   ;)

BMC is an altruistic man..
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: The Scott on January 31, 2015, 06:51:08 AM
BMC is an altruistic man..

Ah yes...Brining pseudo self-esteem to untold millions of fat, butt-dumpling women on a daily basis!   The Buddha of Butts?   Go into the light, indeed.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 31, 2015, 07:10:31 AM
Ah yes...Brining pseudo self-esteem to untold millions of fat, butt-dumpling women on a daily basis!   The Buddha of Butts?   Go into the light, indeed.

Glad my oatmeal is still in the kitchen ;D
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 31, 2015, 07:14:35 AM
I bet she gives 11/10 blowjobs though, eats ass etc etc


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=563923.0;attach=596343;image)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: falco on January 31, 2015, 10:06:52 AM
What the hell is a cleveland steamer?
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 31, 2015, 02:25:15 PM
HOLD up now.... So the thought of someone sliding their tongue down your shitter comes natural to you?
Sorry man...
Not for this guy.

Guess some of us are more "naturals" then others....

A lot of this has to do with perception and your whole life stuff like that is seen as "gay" takes time to change the way we see stuff...
And... At least I man'ed up and admited it.

So having said that, lick my ass sucker!!! ha!

Having one's tongue lodged up a plump ladies fart locker is all that matters.
Being drunk or wasted doesn't reduce the long term damage done to your taste buds.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ritch on January 31, 2015, 02:33:29 PM
Having one's tongue lodged up a plump ladies fart locker is all that matters.
Being drunk or wasted doesn't reduce the long term damage done to your taste buds.

Just can't do that sober man. I swear alcohol have opened up more asses for first time sex than anything else, lol!
It gives you that "I don't give a fuck attitude, will slide my tongue down here even though normally, I never would."
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 31, 2015, 02:36:44 PM
Just can't do that sober man. I swear alcohol have opened up more asses for first time sex than anything else, lol!
It gives you that "I don't give a fuck attitude, will slide my tongue down here even though normally, I never would."

If drinking can cause a dude to slide his tongue up a shithole, then I'm  happy staying sober. ;)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: ritch on January 31, 2015, 02:39:21 PM
If drinking can cause a dude to slide his tongue up a shithole, then I'm  happy staying sober. ;)

True. but a few drinks will change that mindset quickly, lol!
I don't drink man, just saying how I felt on "g" willing to have my corn hole licked would not happen otherwise, lol!

Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: tommywishbone on January 31, 2015, 03:59:12 PM
What the hell is a cleveland steamer?


Haha!  I didn't know either.  Looked it up.

Taking a dumpy on someone's chest and then sitting on the dookie and rolling back & forth "like a steam roller"

  :D No thank you.
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on January 31, 2015, 06:17:45 PM

Haha!  I didn't know either.  Looked it up.

Taking a dumpy on someone's chest and then sitting on the dookie and rolling back & forth "like a steam roller"

  :D No thank you.

That's some nasty stuff.  :-[
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: falco on February 01, 2015, 01:16:15 PM

Haha!  I didn't know either.  Looked it up.

Taking a dumpy on someone's chest and then sitting on the dookie and rolling back & forth "like a steam roller"

  :D No thank you.

I prefered not having read this. :-X
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Howard on February 02, 2015, 06:36:28 PM
I prefered not having read this. :-X

I did and regret it. The mental pic of the steamer now haunts me. ::)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 03, 2015, 12:51:20 AM
What the hell is a cleveland steamer?

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwjksBHhh1riwz2ao1_500.gif)
Title: Re: size 22 woman recieves modeling contract
Post by: mazfit on February 03, 2015, 08:36:26 AM
I'm with ya on the joy of anal munching but saying I was on "whatever" is pretty lame ( in my opinion).

I cringe when people use being drunk or high as some cover all excuse.

Imagine the investigation of a plane crash going like this:

FAA - So Cpt Douchebag, what  caused the plane to crash ?

Pilot - I was drunk.

FAA - Well ok then, you're not guilty of anything. Had you crashed sober we'd have to arrest you. Thanks for your cooperation.

You have no concept on how certain drugs make you and you sure as hell havent taken them then. druggs like G, coke, meph + steroids turn you into a sex freak

although i enjoy rimming a girl with or without drugs or alchol tbh