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Title: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Bernie King on February 01, 2015, 12:51:26 AM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: FermiDirac on February 01, 2015, 01:02:40 AM
Cut off internet, no more allowance for 6 weeks, curfew starts 6 PM effective from today and 6 weeks onwards. Phone only allowed for emergencies.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 01, 2015, 01:07:11 AM
Take away his wheelchair.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Automation on February 01, 2015, 01:08:32 AM
But I thought he died?
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on February 01, 2015, 01:34:55 AM
Give him the family lube and leave him alone.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Croatch on February 01, 2015, 01:41:33 AM
You're probably 5 years late to that party.  Kids today must view porn by 10 with the internet.  I'd be all kinds of more tainted, if I grew up in today's times.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Darren Avey on February 01, 2015, 02:58:06 AM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?

Give him that book or whatever by that so called badass so he can read how to become an indestructible killing machine ::)
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: pedro01 on February 01, 2015, 06:26:44 AM
Give him the family lube and leave him alone.

THE BEEF


+1

Get him a PC in his own room.

Tell him to wash his hands after masturbating.

Put extra soap in the bathroom.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: gmflex on February 01, 2015, 06:37:57 AM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?


1.Be glad you didn't catch him watching is it a gay thread?
2. A grapefruit thread
3. Trap thread
4. Oily men thong thread..

 >:(
Cut him some slack and be proud he was watching hot women's postings / thread...

Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: _bruce_ on February 01, 2015, 06:55:40 AM
Too late to save him - he's already tainted, highly suicidal and will suffer from low self esteem, cuck old-truism and trap-ism till the end of days. Better beat him silly and sell him as an asset in New York.

On a more positive note, you could sneak in Euclid's "Elements" into his porn folder and hope for the best.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Knooger on February 01, 2015, 08:34:56 AM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?

Good job caning him. Heterosexuality needs to be crushed the moment you see it rearing it's ugly head. Now you just need to steer him toward some Kai Greene videos and your work will be done.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Schmoff on February 01, 2015, 08:49:47 AM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?

are you saying that it is a bad thing that your son appreciating women's body?

then buy him some flex magazines, some piece of thongs, register an account on musclegallery for him, problem will be solved

Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: SF1900 on February 01, 2015, 08:55:07 AM
There is only one way to salvation and that is through the bible. He will learn how to be a correct and good man through the bible. The bible will be his ultimate salvation. Provide him this bible.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mRJtJHNeL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: TheShape. on February 01, 2015, 09:14:42 AM
There is only one way to salvation and that is through the bible. He will learn how to be a correct and good man through the bible. The bible will be his ultimate salvation. Provide him this bible.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mRJtJHNeL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
^^^This, the scripture of the Joe Weider principles and Arnold is the only way to the stage and ultimately the afterlife. We pray in Arnolds name. Arnoldmen.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: LittleJ on February 01, 2015, 09:19:03 AM
Beheading
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: RJ DRIVER on February 01, 2015, 09:35:42 AM
Get on you're knees and thank god that he's not Vissy Jr!
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: 240 is Back on February 01, 2015, 09:52:42 AM
I try to show plenty of DLB pics to any children I meet.  It's important for them to know how a female body SHOULD look.  The grainy deltoids, draping quads, chiseled abdominals - I feel like I'd be doing the children a disservice to allow them to grow up believing that a female's body should be supple and toned. 
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 01, 2015, 10:14:43 AM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?

Maybe ask a Catholic Priest what they're paying kids for blowjobs these days?
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 01, 2015, 12:45:14 PM
another son  ::), ah imagination .............
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Primemuscle on February 01, 2015, 01:02:34 PM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?

You should let learn to delete your Internet browser history.  Like father, like son. Exactly what is the problem anyway?
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Chubz on February 01, 2015, 01:22:06 PM
I caught the kid on my comp looking at the Ass thread and the Women thread and the Random Pics thread. He even had the DLB thread open. What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?

He is 16 and doesn't have his own laptop? My 16 year old would have never used anything of mine without my permission, why? because I raised him right. The failure here is you!!!!!! You should go chew on a gun so you never reproduce again.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Chubz on February 01, 2015, 01:23:13 PM
At least he was looking at girls not guys, especially since you failed in raising him to be a man and not be a sneaky sneak.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 01, 2015, 10:17:15 PM
He is 16 and doesn't have his own laptop? My 16 year old would have never used anything of mine without my permission, why? because I raised him right. The failure here is you!!!!!! You should go chew on a gun so you never reproduce again.


 :D nothing like good Aryan discipline  ;)
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: HavoX on February 01, 2015, 10:18:24 PM
At least he was looking at girls not guys, especially since you failed in raising him to be a man and not be a sneaky sneak.

Dlb though... :/
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Man of Steel on February 02, 2015, 05:04:51 AM
Take away his wheelchair.

post of the day  ;D
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: IronMeister on February 02, 2015, 06:26:03 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/M6R6BAY.jpg)
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: B_B_C on February 02, 2015, 12:04:34 PM
I caned my 16-year-old son last night What do you coonts recommend for my next course of action?

seek help to deal with your perverse fetish
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: _bruce_ on February 02, 2015, 01:46:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M6R6BAY.jpg)

One day you'll open the door and Vince will be standing there with a self made T800.
Judgement day for a weasel like you ;D
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Dr Dutch on February 02, 2015, 01:52:30 PM
16 yrs old is age-of-consent, de facto an adult here in Holland. Leave him be....
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: loco on February 02, 2015, 01:53:32 PM
Take pen and paper, sit him down for a talk about sex, let him talk and you take notes.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Julio Ceasar on February 02, 2015, 03:11:13 PM
what about your 16yrs old daughter, please give us some information...
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Primemuscle on February 02, 2015, 03:23:17 PM
Caning a child can get one arrested in this country.

What an interesting and confusing message you've sent. Apparently it is okay if you look at porn but it demands corporal punishment if your 16 year old looks at the same porn you do. Some folks should never be parents. It would have been a blessing if your parents had cut off your balls when they first suspected you of jacking off.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Bernie King on February 02, 2015, 03:29:31 PM
what about your 16yrs old daughter, please give us some information...

I have no daughter.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Bernie King on February 02, 2015, 03:40:55 PM
Caning a child can get one arrested in this country.

What an interesting and confusing message you've sent. Apparently it is okay if you look at porn but it demands corporal punishment if your 16 year old looks at the same porn you do. Some folks should never be parents. It would have been a blessing if your parents had cut off your balls when they first suspected you of jacking off.

I don't look at porn. And children should be disciplined if they stray from the right path, regardless of their parents' proclivities.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Primemuscle on February 02, 2015, 09:11:45 PM
I don't look at porn. And children should be disciplined if they stray from the right path, regardless of their parents' proclivities.

It seems you do look at porn. I scan the posts on the threads you mentioned in the opening post here. There is at the least posts which would be considered soft-core porn. Did you son happen on these all on his own or were they in your browser history? If you looked at these posts, you are punishing your son for doing the same as you do.

Nothing excuses the fact that the punishment you picked does not fit the circumstances. You are a horribly misguided parent and a piss poor internet troll.

It's that old, "Do as I say, not as I do nonsense!"
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Bernie King on February 02, 2015, 10:16:38 PM
It seems you do look at porn. I scan the posts on the threads you mentioned in the opening post here. There is at the least posts which would be considered soft-core porn. Did you son happen on these all on his own or were they in your browser history? If you looked at these posts, you are punishing your son for doing the same as you do.

Nothing excuses the fact that the punishment you picked does not fit the circumstances. You are a horribly misguided parent and a piss poor internet troll.

It's that old, "Do as I say, not as I do nonsense!"

Of course I don't look at these posts. I'm no hypocrite. Ron's got to shoulder his share of the blame for allowing lewd photos on his website.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 02, 2015, 11:34:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M6R6BAY.jpg)

that's 1 ugly Siciliano from Canada,  ;D
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 03, 2015, 09:50:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/M6R6BAY.jpg)

they know what he is hiding under those shorts.
Title: Re: I caned my 16-year-old son last night
Post by: Primemuscle on February 03, 2015, 08:21:07 PM
Of course I don't look at these posts. I'm no hypocrite. Ron's got to shoulder his share of the blame for allowing lewd photos on his website.

What are you doing here? If you don't look at the posts, many of which could be defined as lewd, either in the visual sense or with respect to what is written, I don't get why you subscribe to this website at all.

Maybe you're telling the truth, but I have deep suspicions that you are not.

Do you log onto http://www.pornhub.com/ and keep your eyes closed, lest you see something offensive or do you simply avoid sites which you find morally objectionable. I'm guessing it is not the latter.

Who decided that sexual content was evil? You?

You have issues, my friend. Don't take them out on your son. Caning is wrong. You know it and so do I. I hope your son reports you to children's services so you can get some help and he can get as far away from you as possible. You are a sick fuck!