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Title: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Army of One on February 02, 2015, 06:58:57 PM: ?

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Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: el numero uno on February 02, 2015, 07:14:12 PM: I'd grab and put whatever I can find between him and my cawk.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 02, 2015, 07:15:58 PM: Hold out a job application and watch him run....
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Competitor 9 on February 02, 2015, 07:16:26 PM: challenge him to a pose down and knock him off his feet with a mighty most muscular
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: el numero uno on February 02, 2015, 07:19:22 PM: Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 02, 2015, 07:15:58 PM
Hold out a job application and watch him run....

lol :D
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2015, 07:22:55 PM: Show him my 33" flat screen TV and watch him faint from envy.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Army of One on February 02, 2015, 07:25:00 PM: Throw a whole chicken breast down the garbage disposal and watch him lose an arm
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: polychronopolous on February 02, 2015, 07:27:06 PM: Hands were shook. A couple blow jobs were exchanged.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: DanielPaul on February 02, 2015, 07:27:29 PM: We have this neighborhood watch guy named George so there's no way he's making it past my steps ;)
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Post by: che on February 02, 2015, 07:27:38 PM: Spit on his face and watch him run .
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 02, 2015, 07:29:22 PM: Pre-occupy him with my Vince Basile blow up doll while I make a hasty exit.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: TheShape. on February 02, 2015, 07:39:49 PM: "Hold me back Vissy!"
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: calfzilla on February 02, 2015, 08:27:40 PM: Would feel comforted and safe.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: chaos on February 02, 2015, 08:58:51 PM: Quote from: calfzilla on February 02, 2015, 08:27:40 PM
Would feel comforted and safe.
Hi Vissy
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Skeletor on February 02, 2015, 08:59:35 PM: I'm drink Earl Grey tea.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 02, 2015, 09:03:28 PM: Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 02, 2015, 07:15:58 PM
Hold out a job application and watch him run....

LMFAO.. Hahahahaha
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 02, 2015, 09:03:47 PM: KFC and watermelon (dipped in beepollen and bitcoins) thrown at said assailant whilst singing the golden words "I'm Drink Earl Gay Tea" would have prevented this.
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Post by: BB on February 02, 2015, 09:33:29 PM: Tell him to run over to Caliber Sleep Solutions and get me some knock off Ambien, and a nice sleeping mask. Then be disappointed when explains that he never actually stocks any products.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: trapz101 on February 02, 2015, 10:49:37 PM: Quote from: polychronopolous on February 02, 2015, 07:27:06 PM
Hands were shook. A couple blow jobs were exchanged.

drink a couple cans of beers,make jokes about what happened,sucking dicks and laugh about it....
but no homo of course...
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: booty on February 03, 2015, 12:10:02 AM: Go back to sleep
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Automation on February 03, 2015, 12:26:20 AM: Club him to death, go back to sleep, wake up, call the cops...

Can't be having him fuck with my sleep gains.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: AbrahamG on February 03, 2015, 12:35:39 AM: Quote from: Army of One on February 02, 2015, 07:25:00 PM
Throw a chicken wing with bbq sauce down the garbage disposal and watch him lose an arm

Fixed this for you.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: pedro01 on February 03, 2015, 12:50:39 AM: Pass him a towel and tell him to clean that mess off the bedclothes.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on February 03, 2015, 12:56:26 AM: I hope he would calm down when I start a conversation about supplements.
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: kreator on February 03, 2015, 01:00:04 AM: Quote from: booty on February 03, 2015, 12:10:02 AM
Go back to sleep

I would protect you with my Power Rangers Super Mega Blaster
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Powerlift66 on February 03, 2015, 01:46:26 AM: Quote from: Army of One on February 02, 2015, 06:58:57 PM
?

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Looking FWD to seeing this movie, supposedly a good/scary one..
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 03, 2015, 06:08:59 AM: Yell out, "Chaos your fucking Gimp is sleepwalking again, put a leash on your bitch and keep her in your room".
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 03, 2015, 07:23:14 AM: Goodrub needs to come back (no homo)
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Army of One on February 03, 2015, 09:52:52 AM: Wave my hand like a Jedi and say this isn't the Vissy you are looking for
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 03, 2015, 10:00:15 AM: Quote from: Army of One on February 02, 2015, 06:58:57 PM
?

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first I would pinch myself to see if it was a dream, then I would put the below song on my stereo really hard and rub my anus with bee pollen:
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: Army of One on February 03, 2015, 10:04:54 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on February 03, 2015, 10:00:15 AM
first I would pinch myself to see if it was a dream, then I would put the below song on my stereo really hard and rub my anus with bee pollen:

Would you accept bitcoin, or are you so excited that you are paying for the service?
Title: Re: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 03, 2015, 10:08:58 AM: Quote from: Army of One on February 03, 2015, 10:04:54 AM
Would you accept bitcoin, or are you so excited that you are paying for the service?

with a hunk like Goodrum, you've got to pay him for the cock. There are plenty of admirers who will pay him, so why should he bone men for free?