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Title: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Howard on February 05, 2015, 02:30:20 PM: How about a thread on how a typical getbigger would act while doing various jobs.
I'll suggest some area of employment:

1. Garbage men collecting trash with the big truck

2. Running an old folks home ( nursing home)

3. Collecting $$ at a toll booth

4. Security at a major sporting event

5. Judging dog shows.

Pick any topic above and go for it
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: King Shizzo on February 05, 2015, 03:36:49 PM: Howard needs a thread dump :-\
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: TestDummy on February 05, 2015, 03:40:47 PM: Wiggs gets fired from the old folks home for being raciest to old white people
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: 2Thick on February 06, 2015, 11:58:48 AM: "Typical" getbigger job?

I'll taking posting 18 hours a day on the internets from Mom's attic or basement for $200, Alex?
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: funk51 on February 06, 2015, 01:08:25 PM: this was guy was an nfler 85 bears now he works security old age home....
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2015, 01:19:43 PM: Me on the "job" getting mic'd up and interviewed for SpikeTV/Bellator134...
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2015, 01:22:22 PM: I have no clue as to why those turned out upside down :-\
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: funk51 on February 06, 2015, 01:38:41 PM: Quote from: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2015, 01:22:22 PM
I have no clue as to why those turned out upside down :-\
you were in australia ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2015, 01:52:12 PM: Quote from: funk51 on February 06, 2015, 01:38:41 PM
you were in australia ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o

Upside down on my computer. Right side up on my phone.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 06, 2015, 02:03:00 PM: Coach is black?
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 06, 2015, 07:22:02 PM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 06, 2015, 02:03:00 PM
Coach is black?

Only from the waist down.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Grape Ape on February 06, 2015, 07:57:57 PM: Quote from: Howard on February 05, 2015, 03:34:56 PM
Meathead Jones quickly gets fired for letting girls avoid paying their toll in exchange for a boob flash.
He also spent more time posting on getbig and rarely collected any toll.

Sorry Howard, but I did a quick analysis of the data and this is currently trending as worst post of the month.

Epic old guy humor.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: ritch on February 06, 2015, 08:20:39 PM: Quote from: Grape Ape on February 06, 2015, 07:57:57 PM
Sorry Howard, but I did a quick analysis of the data and this is currently trending as worst post of the month.

Epic old guy humor.

I thought the boob flash comment was funny! (38 years old)
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 06, 2015, 08:27:21 PM: Quote from: ritch on February 06, 2015, 08:20:39 PM
I thought the boob flash comment was funny! (38 years old)

Punch yourself in the vagina
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: chaos on February 06, 2015, 08:28:27 PM: Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 06, 2015, 08:27:21 PM
Punch yourself in the vagina
and post the video here.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 06, 2015, 08:28:50 PM: If I was a garbage man and I saw a thick milf :P I'd say,"Stick out your can cause I am the garbage man."

Sorry for the old joke. I'm old.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 06, 2015, 08:53:32 PM: Quote from: Howard on February 05, 2015, 02:30:20 PM
How about a thread on how a typical getbigger would act while doing various jobs.
I'll suggest some area of employment:

1. Garbage men collecting trash with the big truck

2. Running an old folks home ( nursing home)

3. Collecting $$ at a toll booth

4. Security at a major sporting event

5. Judging dog shows.

Pick any topic above and go for it

This thread sucks so bad I want to pay Aunt Joon, to pay Darren Avery, to punch you in the face with a tire iron.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: ritch on February 06, 2015, 08:54:59 PM: Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 06, 2015, 08:27:21 PM
Punch yourself in the vagina

I wish I had a vagina! Would be playing with that shit all day...
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: ritch on February 06, 2015, 08:56:08 PM: Quote from: oldtimer1 on February 06, 2015, 08:28:50 PM
If I was a garbage man and I saw a thick milf :P I'd say,"Stick out your can cause I am the garbage man."

Sorry for the old joke. I'm old.

Haha! That was funny too!

Guess I need to punch my vagina again, lol...
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Nirvana on February 07, 2015, 08:08:46 AM: I had a job in an old folks home. I'd push them around in their wheelchair then turn real fast and dump them in the floor. Make faces at the Alzheimer's people, crop dust.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 07, 2015, 08:15:11 AM: when I studied at university, I had an intership at Caliber Fitness. I got fired for getting busted sucking the CEO's cock.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: HTexan on February 07, 2015, 08:19:38 AM: Quote from: Howard on February 05, 2015, 02:30:20 PM
How about a thread on how a typical getbigger would act while doing various jobs.
I'll suggest some area of employment:

1. Garbage men collecting trash with the big truck

2. Running an old folks home ( nursing home)

3. Collecting $$ at a toll booth

4. Security at a major sporting event

5. Judging dog shows.

Pick any topic above and go for it
6.) Pretending to be in a sport. When you are really just a beauty pageant attendant for schmoes.
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 07, 2015, 12:44:39 PM: Quote from: Howard on February 07, 2015, 12:28:53 PM
...and sideways in real life ,like your erect penis? :D

How did you know it hangs a little to the left?
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 07, 2015, 01:49:10 PM: Quote from: Howard on February 07, 2015, 01:45:29 PM
Bend over and I'll show you some old dick humor :o

Have you been hanging out with Basil?
Title: Re: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 07, 2015, 01:57:23 PM: Quote from: Howard on February 07, 2015, 01:54:02 PM
NO, I don't trust any man who shits on a toilet that spins backward .

Ok. That was funny.