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Title: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: SF1900 on February 14, 2015, 11:20:08 AM
A more realistic barbie with stretch marks and cellulite.

(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/c877700ec0ab12d0de29a4af55b1aaecf3cb2977/c=793-0-2498-2271&r=537&c=0-0-534-712/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/03/06//1394122919000-1.jpg)

Barbie with stretch mark sticker

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/xx_factor/2014/11/19/lammily_doll_normal_barbie_now_comes_with_acne_stretch_marks_scratches_freckles/stretch_marks.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg)

Barbie with cellulite sticker

(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-19-at-2-00-12-am.png?w=560&h=372)

(http://www.jenx67.com/wp-content/uploads/Lammily-Doll-Stretch-Marks-Zits.png)

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/normal-barbie-lammily-the-doll-with-stretch-marks-acne-and-grass-stains-on-her-legs-9873978.html

A designer who became so frustrated with Barbie’s frighteningly disproportionate body that he created a new ‘realistic’ doll for children, has now released an add-on pack complete with acne, cellulite and stretch marks.

Earlier this year, artist and researcher Nickolay Lamm captured the internet’s imagination by creating a doll whose body is based on the average measurements of a 19-year-old woman in the US.

The result was Lammily, who stands at 10.72 inches tall and wears relatively toned-down outfits and makeup compared with her Mattel counterpart, including a range of snug winter coats, denim shorts and an ombre shirt.

And unlike Barbie, whose constantly pointed legs would force her to walk on all fours if she were real, Lammily has articulated joints – reading to walk, run and play. Promotional shots of the doll on the official website even show her poised in a tricky plank yoga position.
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: _bruce_ on February 14, 2015, 11:21:54 AM
Immensely important to all of us  :D
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: Knooger on February 14, 2015, 11:25:18 AM
Would sodomize.
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: SF1900 on February 14, 2015, 11:26:53 AM
Immensely important to all of us  :D

Just trying to spread the good word about acceptance, broskie.
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: SF1900 on February 14, 2015, 11:27:51 AM
Would sodomize.

She also comes with skateboard accessories for those days she feels like getting down and dirty at the skate track.
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 14, 2015, 12:04:02 PM
Would sodomize.

Would love to join that reverse human centipede
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: funk51 on February 14, 2015, 12:09:33 PM
A more realistic barbie with stretch marks and cellulite.

(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/c877700ec0ab12d0de29a4af55b1aaecf3cb2977/c=793-0-2498-2271&r=537&c=0-0-534-712/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/03/06//1394122919000-1.jpg)

Barbie with stretch mark sticker

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/xx_factor/2014/11/19/lammily_doll_normal_barbie_now_comes_with_acne_stretch_marks_scratches_freckles/stretch_marks.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg)

Barbie with cellulite sticker

(https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-19-at-2-00-12-am.png?w=560&h=372)

(http://www.jenx67.com/wp-content/uploads/Lammily-Doll-Stretch-Marks-Zits.png)

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/normal-barbie-lammily-the-doll-with-stretch-marks-acne-and-grass-stains-on-her-legs-9873978.html

A designer who became so frustrated with Barbie’s frighteningly disproportionate body that he created a new ‘realistic’ doll for children, has now released an add-on pack complete with acne, cellulite and stretch marks.

Earlier this year, artist and researcher Nickolay Lamm captured the internet’s imagination by creating a doll whose body is based on the average measurements of a 19-year-old woman in the US.

The result was Lammily, who stands at 10.72 inches tall and wears relatively toned-down outfits and makeup compared with her Mattel counterpart, including a range of snug winter coats, denim shorts and an ombre shirt.

And unlike Barbie, whose constantly pointed legs would force her to walk on all fours if she were real, Lammily has articulated joints – reading to walk, run and play. Promotional shots of the doll on the official website even show her poised in a tricky plank yoga position.
                                                                                                                    THIS GUY WON"T BE CALLING>>>>
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: Natural Man on February 14, 2015, 12:10:33 PM
"Barbie’s frighteningly disproportionate body"

huh... there have always been women who actually looked like barbie physique wise, and there are actually more and more of them, thanks to barbie influence. There s nothing "frightening" about barbie's body, it's just a healthy, young thin and athletic kind of body all women should strive for.
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: TestDummy on February 14, 2015, 12:49:29 PM
Pure jealousy
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: _bruce_ on February 14, 2015, 01:01:15 PM
Pure jealousy

Pretty much - PC even slaughtered Barbie.
Soon HeMan will have to tear out some throats.
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 14, 2015, 01:01:25 PM
Should come with camel toe and HPV
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: TestDummy on February 14, 2015, 01:11:25 PM
Should come with camel toe and HPV

lol also FOPA Barbie would be cool
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 01:25:10 PM
Immensely important to all of us  :D

lmao :D
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 14, 2015, 01:26:27 PM
Don't worry, I have the perfect "Ken Doll" in mind  ;D



Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 01:38:02 PM
the philosophy behind making an unhealthy barbie doll is boring, sooooo much whining. It's cool to have all kinds of barbie dolls.

thank god they haven't pulled the regular dolls out of the market, thank GOD for that!
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: SF1900 on February 14, 2015, 02:07:37 PM
Should come with camel toe and HPV

HPV is very common these days!!
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 14, 2015, 06:04:18 PM
I'm going to make mudshark Barbies and have them look just like Kim and Sasquatch Kardashian
Title: Re: Normal Barbie comes with stretch marks and cellulite
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 06:09:03 PM
I'm going to make mudshark Barbies and have them look just like Kim and Sasquatch Kardashian

too late.

but you could make a barbie with a bootie. They are all bootieless

(http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8454/8010785527_69b2de3ffc.jpg)