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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: bigmc on February 18, 2015, 01:37:46 PM
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ive seen some get biggers struggling on dating sites
the following will get 100 percent replies guaranteed 8)
hey
ive gone through every profile on here and yours looks like the only one that might be a match for me
im tired of people judging me for my money and huge cock
and for my moderator status on get big
shoot me a message with a pic of your titties attached
and il shout you a coffee in return for atm
chow
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Approved!!!
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Shizzo just threw his laptop out the window.
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Shizzo just threw his laptop out the window.
out the window of Goodrum's new Jaguar?
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You forgot to say u had a pair of Ronnie Coleman
used soiled panties (autographed)....that should send
her over the top!!
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How about:
Hey,
I noticed your interesting profile. I really liked the part where you talked about how cute you think dogs are:). I'm a huge animal lover. Can I treat you like one Thursday?
I figure we can start with small talk over some pizza. We can head back to my place for a "movie" after. We can take it slow by me pretending to be interested in what you're majoring in and how your boss doesn't appreciate you. From there I'll offer you a back rub, where I'll mention that your bra really hurts blood circulation. When you take it off, I'll know it's time for phase 2...whipping out my tablet to show you my last 500 post on getbig. From here your gash will be dripping with envy at my steroid and sythol comments.
I'll show you a few Piana videos to turn you on even further. When you ask, "Why aren't you as big?" I'll yank my tablet out of your hand and scream, "he's all drugs and oil you dumb bitch!! Now get the fuck out."
Come to think of it. I don't think we'll work out after all. Nice meeting you on here:)
-Croatch
Ps. I'm not actually 24 either.
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How about:
Hey,
I noticed your interesting profile. I really liked the part where you talked about how cute you think dogs are:). I'm a huge animal lover. Can I treat you like one Thursday?
I figure we can start with small talk over some pizza. We can head back to my place for a "movie" after. We can take it slow by me pretending to be interested in what you're majoring in and how your boss doesn't appreciate you. From there I'll offer you a back rub, where I'll mention that your bra really hurts blood circulation. When you take it off, I'll know it's time for phase 2...whipping out my tablet to show you my last 500 post on getbig. From here your gash will be dripping with envy at my steroid and sythol comments.
I'll show you a few Piana videos to turn you on even further. When you ask, "Why aren't you as big?" I'll yank my tablet out of your hand and scream, "he's all drugs and oil you dumb bitch!! Now get the fuck out."
Come to think of it. I don't think we'll work out after all. Nice meeting you on here:)
;D
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Joint the picture of your cock and see what happens.
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I was at a local cafe and two people sat down next to me. A really skinny guy and an overweight lady. I believe it was their first date.
The guy was talking about his residency. I believe he was in medical school. The girl was talking about her desire to become a teacher. She kept asking the guy about medical procedures, etc. The guy was not good looking, but he was basically a doctor (in residency, but close enough). Surely he could have done better than her. No?
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How about:
Hey,
I noticed your interesting profile. I really liked the part where you talked about how cute you think dogs are:). I'm a huge animal lover. Can I treat you like one Thursday?
I figure we can start with small talk over some pizza. We can head back to my place for a "movie" after. We can take it slow by me pretending to be interested in what you're majoring in and how your boss doesn't appreciate you. From there I'll offer you a back rub, where I'll mention that your bra really hurts blood circulation. When you take it off, I'll know it's time for phase 2...whipping out my tablet to show you my last 500 post on getbig. From here your gash will be dripping with envy at my steroid and sythol comments.
I'll show you a few Piana videos to turn you on even further. When you ask, "Why aren't you as big?" I'll yank my tablet out of your hand and scream, "he's all drugs and oil you dumb bitch!! Now get the fuck out."
Come to think of it. I don't think we'll work out after all. Nice meeting you on here:)
-Croatch
Ps. I'm not actually 24 either.
brilliant
tis was the kind of reply i was hoping for
god bless you
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This worked on Vanessa the other night...LMAO ;)
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This worked on Vanessa the other night...LMAO ;)
So I guess Joon went ahead with the tranny after all.
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"Hello, I'm Rob. I'm 38 and make a comfy living, great with kids, in pretty good shape, and I play guitar."
If that doesn't work I mention I have 86,889 posts on getbig, and things start going very well, very quickly.
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"Hello, I'm Rob. I'm 38 and make a comfy living, great with kids, in pretty good shape, and I play guitar."
If that doesn't work I mention I have 86,889 posts on getbig, and things start going very well, very quickly.
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I live in the grapefruit building in Naaldwijk. My name is Marcel Bergsma. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
I believe honesty is very important in online dating. Thus, you should know that here on POF, I mostly message girls who are somewhat worse looking than I am. When we go on a date, I will take you through the typical 3-date step of café, cinema and then dinner at my place. When you go to my place on the third date, I might go fast, but it depends on how much of a slut I think you are. I am the kind of guy who talks sweet to get you to let me come in your mouth and then shoots a weeks worth of saved up cum into your mouth. See how you like that, bitch.
You will also never get bored at my place since I have a premium selection of the best ironmeister photoshops. If you behave nicely I might let you talk to Uncle Junior and booty on WhatsApp.
My other hobbies include long scenic drives in my Maserati, posting on Getbig, Michelin dinners, getting drunk with Wiggs and BayGBM.
Let me know if you have any questions
xoxoxox
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Someone try some of these and post the results please
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How about:
Hey,
I noticed your interesting profile. I really liked the part where you talked about how cute you think dogs are:). I'm a huge animal lover. Can I treat you like one Thursday?
I figure we can start with small talk over some pizza. We can head back to my place for a "movie" after. We can take it slow by me pretending to be interested in what you're majoring in and how your boss doesn't appreciate you. From there I'll offer you a back rub, where I'll mention that your bra really hurts blood circulation. When you take it off, I'll know it's time for phase 2...whipping out my tablet to show you my last 500 post on getbig. From here your gash will be dripping with envy at my steroid and sythol comments.
I'll show you a few Piana videos to turn you on even further. When you ask, "Why aren't you as big?" I'll yank my tablet out of your hand and scream, "he's all drugs and oil you dumb bitch!! Now get the fuck out."
Come to think of it. I don't think we'll work out after all. Nice meeting you on here:)
-Croatch
Ps. I'm not actually 24 either.
Holy shit that was good!!!
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Can't wait to try this
Combined with my screenshot of video games achivements, posing with cash and BB gun, and mk1 corsa with max power sun strip I'll be in there
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How about:
Hey,
I noticed your interesting profile. I really liked the part where you talked about how cute you think dogs are:). I'm a huge animal lover. Can I treat you like one Thursday?
I figure we can start with small talk over some pizza. We can head back to my place for a "movie" after. We can take it slow by me pretending to be interested in what you're majoring in and how your boss doesn't appreciate you. From there I'll offer you a back rub, where I'll mention that your bra really hurts blood circulation. When you take it off, I'll know it's time for phase 2...whipping out my tablet to show you my last 500 post on getbig. From here your gash will be dripping with envy at my steroid and sythol comments.
I'll show you a few Piana videos to turn you on even further. When you ask, "Why aren't you as big?" I'll yank my tablet out of your hand and scream, "he's all drugs and oil you dumb bitch!! Now get the fuck out."
Come to think of it. I don't think we'll work out after all. Nice meeting you on here:)
-Croatch
Ps. I'm not actually 24 either.
Lol
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out the window of Goodrum's new Jaguar?
;D