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Title: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:01:53 AM: Just read this book on Roy Snell apparently the worlds top bodyguard. My favourite quote in the book "No one is on my level, id have smashed up Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson and Lenny Mclean at the same time, im like a Terminator, im not really human, I think im from Alien stock"

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(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Os5od3c%2BL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 22, 2015, 11:07:09 AM: Quote from: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:01:53 AM
Just read this book on Roy Snell apparently the worlds top bodyguard. My favourite quote in the book "No one is on my level, id have smashed up Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson and Lenny Mclean at the same time, im like a Terminator, im not really human, I think im from Alien stock"

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(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Os5od3c%2BL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

Is he's British? That seems to be a British thing about being the hardest guy on the planet lol
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Army of One on February 22, 2015, 11:08:16 AM: Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 22, 2015, 11:07:09 AM
Is he's British? That seems to be a British thing about being the hardest guy on the planet lol

Unfortunately
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:12:24 AM: Yeh hes British, claims to be ex SAS and "a heavyweight boxing champion" but I don't know where and what level as he does nt really elaborate.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Army of One on February 22, 2015, 11:15:08 AM: Quote from: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:12:24 AM
Yeh hes British, claims to be ex SAS and "a heavyweight boxing champion" but I don't know where and what level as he does nt really elaborate.

I would believe he was pie eating champion
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: calfzilla on February 22, 2015, 11:18:24 AM: ::) he's so tough yet he chose not to make millions professional fighting. Looks just like a fat fuck to me.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:23:09 AM: The funniest chapter is where he got addicted to coke and was smashing up offices in a coke fuelled rage while debt collecting!! HAHA. Also how he nearly beat one of Londons top villians to death. Hmmm if you did that you d be shot dead within a day no matter who you are.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Henda on February 22, 2015, 11:27:51 AM: Fat cu nt sounds like he's full of shit.
Usually the ones who shout the loudest about how "hard" they are, are not in the slightest.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: denarii on February 22, 2015, 12:43:58 PM: he has an angry look on his face, must be a tough guy.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Thong Maniac on February 22, 2015, 12:57:09 PM: Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 22, 2015, 11:07:09 AM
Is he's British? That seems to be a British thing about being the hardest guy on the planet lol

This. Projecting tough guy bullshit is as British as tea and crumpets and shanks
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: The Ugly on February 22, 2015, 04:00:56 PM: Smashing Bruce Lee is really something.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Quickerblade on February 22, 2015, 04:57:24 PM: Quote from: denarii on February 22, 2015, 12:43:58 PM
he has an angry look on his face, must be a tough guy.
:-*
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: ritch on February 22, 2015, 05:21:39 PM: Keep talking shit guys. He knocked on your door, you'd crap your f'in pants and you know it...
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: ChristopherA on February 22, 2015, 05:28:17 PM: Dude wouldn't last 10 seconds with Tyson
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: The Ugly on February 22, 2015, 05:37:05 PM: Quote from: ritch on February 22, 2015, 05:21:39 PM
Keep talking shit guys. He knocked on your door, you'd crap your f'in pants and you know it...

Knock on my door? This dude Jehovah's Witness or some shit?
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: ritch on February 22, 2015, 05:57:32 PM: Quote from: The Ugly on February 22, 2015, 05:37:05 PM
Knock on my door? This dude Jehovah's Witness or some shit?

hahaha! He will just be a witness to your beatdown, lol!
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Rambone on February 22, 2015, 06:01:21 PM: (http://media.giphy.com/media/TGfZyg8aQL4Pe/giphy.gif)
^best bodyguard on the planet
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 22, 2015, 06:03:31 PM: Sounds like he watched the movie Snatch too many times.

Either that or he's like 8 feet tall.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: The Ugly on February 22, 2015, 06:03:42 PM: Quote from: Rambone on February 22, 2015, 06:01:21 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TGfZyg8aQL4Pe/giphy.gif)
^best bodyguard on the planet

Shit, tell that to Linderman, pal.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: orion on February 22, 2015, 08:23:13 PM: Quote from: Darren Avey on February 22, 2015, 11:01:53 AM
Just read this book on Roy Snell apparently the worlds top bodyguard. My favourite quote in the book "No one is on my level, id have smashed up Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson and Lenny Mclean at the same time, im like a Terminator, im not really human, I think im from Alien stock"

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Os5od3c%2BL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

I like Kris Kyles stories better..
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: RagingBull on February 22, 2015, 09:03:47 PM: Any journey man boxer would decimate this guy.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Darren Avey on February 23, 2015, 12:54:01 AM: Quote from: SOMEPARTS on February 22, 2015, 06:03:31 PM
Sounds like he watched the movie Snatch too many times.

Either that or he's like 8 feet tall.

Funny enough he was in Snatch! SOme bit part!!
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: hench on February 23, 2015, 02:05:15 AM: I'd love to see a guy like this come face to face with Tyson, seriously would not know what's hit him.
Never heard of this fella either...

Quote from: ChristopherA on February 22, 2015, 05:28:17 PM
Dude wouldn't last 10 seconds with Tyson
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: calfzilla on February 23, 2015, 02:21:08 AM: Dude would command massive respect at Golden Corral.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: illuminati on February 23, 2015, 02:59:36 AM: Oh Mike Tyson & Lenny McLean ::)
He must be a very tough man.

Does it say what part of the UK he is residing in?
Just so I can make sure I avoid this area for fear
Of bumping into him.. :o

Another I coulda, woulda, shoulda, Man.
Title: Re: Dont mess with "The Bodyguard Roy Snell"
Post by: Darren Avey on February 23, 2015, 04:59:50 AM: Quote from: illuminati on February 23, 2015, 02:59:36 AM
Oh Mike Tyson & Lenny McLean ::)
He must be a very tough man.

Does it say what part of the UK he is residing in?
Just so I can make sure I avoid this area for fear
Of bumping into him.. :o

Another I coulda, woulda, shoulda, Man.

South London.