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Title: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 04, 2015, 06:57:46 PM
Your iPad  spellcheck auto corrects tbombs to Tbombz
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Knooger on March 04, 2015, 06:59:28 PM
My phone regularly suggests words like: cock, fuck, suck. It also knows Shizzo and Tbombz.  :D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: calfzilla on March 04, 2015, 07:08:50 PM
My iPhone makes some very embarrassing auto corrects thanks to getbig.  ;D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: D.O.A. on March 04, 2015, 07:26:01 PM
When you receive periodically life threats or your personal life has been interrupted by a Getbig troll. :D

Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: titusisback on March 04, 2015, 07:27:18 PM
Same with browser history. When I type 'g', it fills in getbig.com - I bet it's Google for most  :D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 04, 2015, 07:29:37 PM
You walk through the gym judging people:

All drugs
Twink
Brutal calves
Its a trap
Wider than Heath
1/4 rep of peace

Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: D.O.A. on March 04, 2015, 07:33:32 PM
when your weekly report to your boss ends with a (No homo)!
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 04, 2015, 07:38:15 PM
when your weekly report to your boss ends with a (No homo)!

Legit  :D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: AbrahamG on March 04, 2015, 07:39:23 PM
I'd like to think that getbig has made all of us better people.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Rambone on March 04, 2015, 07:40:21 PM
Before you can fully type "pencil", it's already suggesting "penoris"
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Schnauzer on March 04, 2015, 07:51:22 PM
Every time I type "it's", the auto correct changes it to "it's only gay if you want it to be" 
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Skeletor on March 05, 2015, 12:11:08 AM
My phone auto corrects rule to Ruhl, insulin to philsulina, turd to goodrum and has a disturbing tendency to add "of peace" after most words.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: IronMeister on March 05, 2015, 12:33:09 AM
When you wake up in the morning and girlfriend says "you called me tbombz while you were sleeping"  :-*
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Coach is Back! on March 05, 2015, 12:38:47 AM
...you have a new client that tells you "I go on BB.com and went on this site last night called Getbig... Have you heard of it?" fuck!
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Henda on March 05, 2015, 01:03:56 AM
Haha never realised phone learned words, just checked after reading this and it knows

Goodrum
Aidsbombz
Shizzfag
Lungrenisback
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 05, 2015, 02:46:05 AM
When you wake up in the morning and girlfriend says "you called me tbombz while you were sleeping"  :-*


it happens sometimes to the best of us... don't judge, bro.  :D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Donny on March 05, 2015, 02:58:17 AM
...when you are caught looking at a pic of chic getting her ass rammed on getbig at work by a Female college.  :D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 05, 2015, 03:19:28 AM
...you have a new client that tells you "I go on BB.com and went on this site last night called Getbig... Have you heard of it?" fuck!

LOLOL.

whenever the subject of the internet comes up I say "i'm on a couple of boards" but keep it vague and never mention Getbig
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 05, 2015, 03:39:08 AM
LOLOL.

whenever the subject of the internet comes up I say "i'm on a couple of boards" but keep it vague and never mention Getbig

 ;D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: BigRo on March 05, 2015, 03:43:14 AM
when you tell your mate he looks like shit and hope that helps.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: D.O.A. on March 05, 2015, 03:47:43 AM
when you tell your mate he looks like shit and hope that helps.
Hahahaha! nice!
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 03:49:03 AM
Using "no homo" in polite company
Chuckle strangely whenever somebody mentions Dubai
You subtly troll in real life
When the phone rings and they hang up, you just assume it's Alex.
You actually know who Jason Genova is
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: D.O.A. on March 05, 2015, 03:52:38 AM
When you recognize the person who's head is photoshoped to an Arab fucking a goat at golds gym.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: D.O.A. on March 05, 2015, 03:59:11 AM
when you re making blueberry muffins exactly to the recipe of The TA
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: greeneyes on March 05, 2015, 04:00:18 AM
When you live in your mom basement  :D
When you heard a talk about gay couple and you first think about Goodrum and Vissy
When you don't use the word black, afroamerican but hebrews to design wiggs bros
When you daily speak the brutal truth to others
When you roam in the mall and see a clown in a bunny suit that entertains children and quickly whisper " no homo, no pedo"
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 04:01:29 AM
When you live in your mom basement  :D
When you heard a talk about gay couple and you first think about Goodrum and Vissy
When you don't use the word black, afroamerican but hebrews to design wiggs bros
When you daily speak the brutal truth to others
When you roam in the mall and see a clown in a bunny suit that entertains children and quickly whisper " no homo, no pedo"

Forgot about "Hebrew". Man, that has gotten me into some hot water over the last year or so.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Automation on March 05, 2015, 04:04:46 AM
You've seen variants of this thread appear multiple times....
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: D.O.A. on March 05, 2015, 04:10:17 AM
You've seen variants of this thread appear multiple times....
very true! lol
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: greeneyes on March 05, 2015, 04:11:41 AM
When you go away for months or years ( due to business trip, in dubai india, with uncle tito) but end up coming back to the thundersome
When your girlfriend ask you if you got a bit fat than usual and tell her " It's just safety fat" and she ends up laughing
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: devilsmile on March 05, 2015, 04:12:23 AM
when you go through the world news topics in todays metro newspaper, and you realize you've already read about them in getbig about a week ago

Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: greeneyes on March 05, 2015, 04:16:29 AM
When you listen to rock music but all your buddies listen to rap so to join the conversation you tell them if they know about Toka Swola
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Donny on March 05, 2015, 04:17:24 AM
Forgot about "Hebrew". Man, that has gotten me into some hot water over the last year or so.
yeah sort of crosses over donīt it  ;D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: oldtimer1 on March 05, 2015, 04:31:48 AM
Your farting like crazy from your protein drinks as you mix up another one.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Walter Sobchak on March 05, 2015, 04:58:30 AM
You use duckface, selfie of peace, no homo, hebrews, YLLS HTH, spilled over, veiny as a cock, and dump on her chest in everyday conversation
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 05, 2015, 05:57:43 AM
I should be collecting royalty checks for the amount of minds I own hete.

Hebrew and neegul have become a part of my lexicon now.

Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: CalvinH on March 05, 2015, 06:13:38 AM
When people talk to you and before they even finish you're like ::)
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Sokolsky on March 05, 2015, 07:06:43 AM
When you tell random people the brutal truth all the time, troll them all day and night, and they still continuously seek to be associated with you and/or sleep with you.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 07:24:07 AM
When people talk to you and before they even finish you're like ::)

I swear that I have been looking for the eye roll emoji on Facebook and iMessage for a while. It really is the perfect Getbig response.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 05, 2015, 07:33:46 AM
Getbig has made me more honest in my assessment of things in real life.  I'm not afraid to voice my opinions at times no matter how brutal the truth is. 
Got in shit the other day because I made this Chica cry and told her "she's melting down faster than Wiggs at a KKK rally" and she just looked at me like WTF and started crying harder.  hahaha
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: CalvinH on March 05, 2015, 07:47:30 AM
I swear that I have been looking for the eye roll emoji on Facebook and iMessage for a while. It really is the perfect Getbig response.



For some reason my girlfriend doesn't like when I do it :)
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Voice of Doom on March 05, 2015, 09:08:12 AM


For some reason my girlfriend doesn't like when I do it :)

since when do Getbiggers have girlfriends??! :o
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Archer77 on March 05, 2015, 09:14:58 AM
Your iPad  spellcheck auto corrects tbombs to Tbombz

This has happened to me.  My phone auto corrects tbombz to tbumz
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Knooger on March 05, 2015, 09:19:37 AM
since when do Getbiggers have girlfriends??! :o

Pretty sure "girlfriend" means tranny.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: el numero uno on March 05, 2015, 09:22:28 AM
My phone autocorrects nigg@ to hebrew.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: D.O.A. on March 05, 2015, 09:35:38 AM
when having second thoughts about buying grapefruit. (ever again)!
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 09:45:51 AM
When your wife uses phrases like "I would hit it".
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 05, 2015, 12:05:25 PM
when i go to a browser and type G, it goes to getbig, not Google.  When I type Y it goes to youporn, not youtube or yahoo, when I type T it goes to Tube8, When I type P it goes to PornHub.

Think I have a problem.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Carlton G. Long on March 05, 2015, 12:08:44 PM
When you can't eat a chilidog.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: BigRo on March 05, 2015, 12:13:18 PM
When your wife uses phrases like "I would hit it".

where does she learn such vulgarity?
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Mitch on March 05, 2015, 12:16:54 PM
when you start a sentence with "Gayer than..."
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 05, 2015, 12:21:07 PM
when you invest your savings into Goodrum's business ventures

when you have a wank while you make a Primemuscle photoshop

when you suck off a guy in a gay bar's bathroom, get dressed, say no homo and then go home

when BayGBM's tier system is at the back of your mind when you see muscular men in public

when Sylva, NC has a particular meaning to you
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: _aj_ on March 05, 2015, 12:44:40 PM
where does she learn such vulgarity?

Mysterium est.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: ritch on March 05, 2015, 09:06:30 PM
you look twice at your gym owner thinking it's Basile. That is my reality.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: CalvinH on March 06, 2015, 06:59:41 AM
When you friends point out a hot broad and your response is "Corn" and they all look at you weird.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 06, 2015, 07:15:38 AM
You look at the gym rules list and think

Calvin? Nope
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: CalvinH on March 06, 2015, 07:30:03 AM
You look at the gym rules list and think

Calvin? Nope


Uncalled for >:(
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: _aj_ on March 06, 2015, 07:32:14 AM
When you friends point out a hot broad and your response is "Corn" and they all look at you weird.

Fortunately (for me), I've managed to keep that particular utterance inside my head. For the time being. At some point, it'll eek out and I will have a very uncomfortable discussion as to the providence and meaning.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Grape Ape on March 06, 2015, 07:36:20 AM
Fortunately (for me), I've managed to keep that particular utterance inside my head. For the time being. At some point, it'll eek out and I will have a very uncomfortable discussion as to the providence and meaning.

I have no such issues, as I would never eat corn out of a woman's shit, no matter how attractive the transport vessel that produced said shit is.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: _aj_ on March 06, 2015, 07:48:26 AM
I have no such issues, as I would never eat corn out of a woman's shit, no matter how attractive the transport vessel that produced said shit is.

Nor would I, nor would 99.999% of Getbiggers (Joon, maybe), but it is perfect Getbig exclamation of excess that demands to be uttered occasionally.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: CalvinH on March 06, 2015, 07:53:53 AM
Nor would I, nor would 99.999% of Getbiggers (Joon, maybe), but it is perfect Getbig exclamation of excess that demands to be uttered occasionally.



I've actually told a friend "Sounds like you love the cock"  ;D
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Knooger on March 06, 2015, 08:02:15 AM


I've actually told a friend "Sounds like you love the cock"  ;D

Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Grape Ape on March 06, 2015, 01:22:16 PM


I've actually told a friend "Sounds like you love the cock"  ;D

I've used this too.
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: TheShape. on March 06, 2015, 01:27:16 PM
Nor would I, nor would 99.999% of Getbiggers (Joon, maybe), but it is perfect Getbig exclamation of excess that demands to be uttered occasionally.
This
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: Howard on March 06, 2015, 01:45:46 PM
You walk through the gym judging people:

All drugs
Twink
Brutal calves
Its a trap
Wider than Heath
1/4 rep of peace



LMAO  ;D

How about:

closet case

Hmmm, wonder if he ever posted on getbig
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: The_Punisher on March 06, 2015, 04:57:39 PM
when you see a 65yr old Former IFBB Pro and you get pissed off because he doesn't look the same as when he was competing at 285lbs Ripped to the bone....
Title: Re: You know you're a Getbigger when....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 06, 2015, 05:05:03 PM
You know you're a Getbigger when the subway can bring you right to the Mirage Hotel's ice machine...


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