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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
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She knew what she was doing....women hate competition, and you know, if a jealous woman can screw with another's happiness...she will. And had the balls to do it.
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She had balls. 100%. Every woman mentioned on getbig invariably turns out to be a tranny.
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She just wanted to fuck the shit out of you..
If your girlfriend was up for a three some..
You probably would of taken both home and had awesome night ;)
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Cliffs for Getbiggers who don't have that much time:
Groink is beautiful :D
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She had balls. 100%. Every woman mentioned on getbig invariably turns out to be a tranny.
That's the way it should be.
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Don't scare me like that!!! I thought you were mauled by a real cougar on a bike ride or something.
You would probably need more meat on your legs for a cougar to be interested anyway.
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Cougar knew what she was doing for sure.
I hope that you at least got some angry/makeup sex with the GF.
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
Women are insane, go gay NOW!
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Sounds like a right bitch.
Even if she had seen you she should have had the class to not approach your table when you were with a woman.
I had a similar experience one lunch time when I was with my wife and this chick at another table started talking to me as if she knew me and they she started going on about what a good fuck I was.
And I had never seen this chick before in my life.
You are basically defenseless in this situation. In my case, the longer this gal talked, the longer it was apparent to all around that she was a total fruit loop and fortunately I didn't take any heat.
But there, in that moment, when the chick claims to know you - you are pretty much stuck for words. It's not something you expect to happen or something you have a rapid comeback for.
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Women are insane, admit gay NOW!
Fixed.
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had you been alone or with a guy friend, would say it's possible, the fact you were with your gf and said she did that, I call it a fun story to read on getbig.
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Drunk chick causing trouble.
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But there, in that moment, when the chick claims to know you - you are pretty much stuck for words. It's not something you expect to happen or something you have a rapid comeback for.
It's really simple. "No you don't.". I've had this happen a lot through work and more often than not it stops them dead.
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
She totally ignored your girlfriend, of course she knew what she was doing .
Is this the woman?
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
That is the exact moment you know shit just got real.
Concerning the situation, why would she say that anyways if she seen you with another female?
Tits in the face lessens the chance of an honest mistake.
She's kicking back having a drink, reads the body language the two of you are displaying regards to being in a bad spot and goes in to make a move.
There are some 50 year old cougar types that are practically soul less.
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had you been alone or with a guy friend, would say it's possible, the fact you were with your gf and said she did that, I call it a fun story to read on getbig.
you think i'm lying? LOLOL.
shit finds me... the people here who know me know i don't bullshit
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That is the exact moment you know shit just got real.
Concerning the situation, why would she say that anyways if she seen you with another female?
Tits in the face lessens the chance of an honest mistake.
She's kicking back having a drink, reads the body language the two of you are displaying regards to being in a bad spot and goes in to make a move.
There are some 50 year old cougar types that are practically soul less.
Boom.i was expecting fireworks and some screaming....Tra isn't like that. she listened to every word, and started her investigation...LOL. it was a rough 20 minutes but I passed
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This is good. Your GF needs to be reminded that you are money. Sometimes they get confused after you've been with them a while and they start to think that they are the only bitch that is going to give you the time of day. Reality check.
Sorry if it ruined a special night but it's for the best in the long run.
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Boom.i was expecting fireworks and some screaming....Tra isn't like that. she listened to every word, and started her investigation...LOL. it was a rough 20 minutes but I passed
Didn't you guys technically separate for a period of time? What if this woman was talking about that timeframe?
Good thing your GF doesn't read Getbig. I get that you were pissed, but you were already sifting through your other options on here. ;D
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Life is too short. Keep the girlfriend, but make an arrangement to fuck the cougar too.
At one point I was dating 3 girls at the same time... once I fucked all of them on the same day.
Bonus advice: Do NOT marry your girlfriend.
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Are there any guys left who don't cheat?
That is scumbag shit.
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She saw your joe's repairman badge and wanted someone to fix her TV for free
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Didn't you guys technically separate for a period of time? What if this woman was talking about that timeframe?
Good thing your GF doesn't read Getbig. I get that you were pissed, but you were already sifting through your other options on here. ;D
yeah I was pissed and venting....didn't pull the trigger though. no she wouldn't like that so much....LOL
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I agree go gay now. I'm talking full gay. No trannies at all, I heard they are worst than real women.
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She saw your joe's repairman badge and wanted someone to fix her TV for free
she probably ran into you online on one of the 75 forums you have an account on, and was so disgusted by your gayness, she needed to interact with an actual stud...and didn't care who's feathers she ruffled
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What kind of poof has a hot MILF throw herself at him and doesn't so much as get her phone number?
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Are there any guys left who don't cheat?
That is scumbag shit.
A woman came up with that notion.
Men are just doing what they're suppose to do.
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Just a woman taking a shot at something she liked, and being a cunt to another woman in the process. Win-win for her. That's pretty much it.
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The cougar had balls. I kind of rate her for doing that, even though it's wrong.
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Are there any guys left who don't cheat?
That is scumbag shit.
Does a weekly blow job in Lolitas or Star of Light count as cheating?
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Does a weekly blow job in Lolitas or Star of Light count as cheating?
In my book it is. What normal wife or girlfriend wouldn't care about something like that?
Before anyone says anything.......I know women can be just as bad as men when it comes to cheating. Still does not make it right.
Cheaters deserve everything bad that happens to them.
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you did the right thing staying cool
women like her are A grade predators no prisoners
the whole thing was about her fucking with your gf
obvisouly thought she was higher up the food chain
your gf should have told her to fuck off if anything
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
women can be evil. men fight each other to establish dominance. women go after the other woman's heart and mind. she wanted to ruin your girlfriends night more than she wanted to fuck you. if you didn't actually fuck her then YOU have nothing to worry about.
when I was single I had a few times where I would be talking to a girl and giving her my full attention. other girl would throw down the cock block................HAR D. would occupy my time for the rest of the night. other girl would recognize that I had chosen the other. and then the new girl wouldn't be interested in fucking me that night. I would end up at home with my cock in my hand.
men NEED that physical act. women just want to know that they won. if she really wanted to fuck you she would have discreetly given you her number or something when your girlfriend wasn't looking.
hers was a small victory knowing she completely ruined your girlfriends night. it will get her through to next weekend.
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In my book it is. What normal wife or girlfriend wouldn't care about something like that?
Before anyone says anything.......I know women can be just as bad as men when it comes to cheating. Still does not make it right.
Cheaters deserve everything bad that happens to them.
Women are worse than men.
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Women are worse than men.
they are certainly more ruthless
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Drunk chick causing trouble.
I'd be thinking one of my buds set me the f*ck up. ;D
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they are certainly more ruthless
They are worse because they usually believe that they are the injured party when they cheat. "His [xxx] forced me to do this". I've seen it dozens of times. She stops having sex with husband, gets mad that he is "emotionally distant", starts having a "good friend", fantisizes about "friend", falls in love ( ::)) with "friend", leaves devastated and confused husband. Repeat.
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they are certainly more ruthless
because for most women, the threat of physical violence doesn't exist. what's the worst that can happen? the woman talks shit to her and tells her she's fat? men get cracked in the mouth. women get shit talked about them behind their backs. that's why they have the balls to dangle their titties in front of you while you're eating with your girlfriend.
like Chris Rock says, "Ain't nobody above an ass whoopin" and I tend to agree.
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They are worse because they usually believe that they are the injured party when they cheat. "His [xxx] forced me to do this". I've seen it dozens of times. She stops having sex with husband, gets mad that he is "emotionally distant", starts having a "good friend", fantisizes about "friend", falls in love ( ::)) with "friend", leaves devastated and confused husband. Repeat.
i agree in that aspect they are certainly cu nts
i envy them their ability to go through life guilt free while leaving a trail of devastation
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Groink is a handsome man for his age with a good body. This is no surprise.
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
Maybe Avesher sent her to troll you.
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This is good. Your GF needs to be reminded that you are money. Sometimes they get confused after you've been with them a while and they start to think that they are the only bitch that is going to give you the time of day. Reality check.
Sorry if it ruined a special night but it's for the best in the long run.
Agree.
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because for most women, the threat of physical violence doesn't exist. what's the worst that can happen? the woman talks shit to her and tells her she's fat? men get cracked in the mouth. women get shit talked about them behind their backs. that's why they have the balls to dangle their titties in front of you while you're eating with your girlfriend.
like Chris Rock says, "Ain't nobody above an ass whoopin" and I tend to agree.
huh, men also get shit talked about them behind their backs, and using physical violence is pretty much forbidden for males too...
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huh, men also get shit talked about them behind their backs, and using physical violence is pretty much forbidden for males too...
We are animals bro ........................ ........... survival ........................ ........animals......... ........................ .....resources .................surviva l ,animal ,survival, survival , you know what I'm saying.
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In my book it is. What normal wife or girlfriend wouldn't care about something like that?
Before anyone says anything.......I know women can be just as bad as men when it comes to cheating. Still does not make it right.
Cheaters deserve everything bad that happens to them.
You sound like a woman, or a man who has been cheated apon and it hurt bad, which one is it? :)
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You sound like a woman, or a man who has been cheated apon and it hurt bad, which one is it? :)
its all hypothetical
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
Bro, you're about the same age as me. A cougar to us is like 75. lol
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You sound like a woman, or a man who has been cheated apon and it hurt bad, which one is it? :)
Gotta be dude, ain't no chick's on GB only guess who act like chicks
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50 year old is not a cougar its a snow leopard
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you did the right thing staying cool
women like her are A grade predators no prisoners
the whole thing was about her fucking with your gf
obvisouly thought she was higher up the food chain
your gf should have told her to fuck off if anything
seems to be the general consensus, and i agree.
thing is Tra isn't like that, her confidence is unflappable.
she wouldn't give someone the satisfaction
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seems to be the general consensus, and i agree.
thing is Tra isn't like that, her confidence is unflappable.
she wouldn't give someone the satisfaction
then ultimately she has left with her tail between her legs
having a confident girl like that is priceless
an insecure women could have gone nucleur
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you think i'm lying? LOLOL.
shit finds me... the people here who know me know i don't bullshit
guess why shit finds you? you go out and put yourself into the position for it to stick to you. Part of being mature in your demographic(50) is learning to let go of go of going out and mingling in clubs with trashy people.
but hey i forgot who I'm talking too. the guy who tells everyone when he did his last ten shot and rages out on the net
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Seems like you certainly have a good one who is confident secure and is not a jealous psycho.
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Bro, you're about the same age as me. A cougar to us is like 75. lol
nasty reality check. yes how is she a cougar if he is 50? she is what 70?
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
okay, I'll say you and your woman could have both handled it better.
1) her googling the club in an accusatory tone shows she doesn't trust you. Her even bothering to get stressed about some older chick hitting on your shows insecurity.
2) you could have been a little less polite with the cougar - who was being worlds disrespectful - and held up your trophy (girlfriend) as the reason that cougar has no chance. A line like "hey, I've got everything I want and need right here" and smiling into your chick's eyes, and boom, you get the WIN.
IMO, if it was a dude hitting on your chick, all things reversed, you would have been ready to smash his face in out of anger at his sheer disrespect. And if your girl only said "Hey, it's a big night, sorry..." instead of "Hey, this is my fucking man, you thirsty boys can politely step off..."
I think she just wanted you to tell the disrespectful cougar that she was the prize, and the thirsty cougar was a tier below that. The fact you gave the cougar hope with "it's a significant night" tells everyone you might chat back at the cougar on another night.
( I can recall a nearly identical equal situation where a girl later told me all she wanted was for me to tell the table that she was #1.... made sense to me. Decline, but also even out the disrespect by appealing to the girlfriend's pride with a compliment in front of the cougar)
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nasty reality check. yes how is she a cougar if he is 50? she is what 70?
Lol. Think that is a gray wolf. Salt and pepper in the carpet.
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Ewwww, enough of all this woman talk.
What was the meal and decor like?
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Yes, if Groink is 50 and she was the same age, then she is not a cougar. As stated, unless she was 70-100 years old and going for a younger guy who is 50.
If a 50 year old is going for a 25-30 year old, that is considered a cougar.
Groink, did an 80 year old hit on your? ;D :o ;D
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TREN IS A HELLUVA DRUG...
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Cougar alert!
For Gentleman over 50!
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Yes, if Groink is 50 and she was the same age, then she is not a cougar. As stated, unless she was 70-100 years old and going for a younger guy who is 50.
If a 50 year old is going for a 25-30 year old, that is considered a cougar.
Groink, did an 80 year old hit on your? ;D :o ;D
SF is bringing some truth here.
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She might have had a 20 year old loverboy with her and that would qualify her as a cougar. Right?
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They are worse because they usually believe that they are the injured party when they cheat. "His [xxx] forced me to do this". I've seen it dozens of times. She stops having sex with husband, gets mad that he is "emotionally distant", starts having a "good friend", fantisizes about "friend", falls in love ( ::)) with "friend", leaves devastated and confused husband. Repeat.
Very strong post with many truths.
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SF is bringing some truth here.
Just trying to get down to the story, broskie!! We need this 411 from Groink!
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Just trying to get down to the story, broskie!! We need this 411 from Groink!
once you get older things do get a little tricky sometimes.
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guess why shit finds you? you go out and put yourself into the position for it to stick to you. Part of being mature in your demographic(50) is learning to let go of go of going out and mingling in clubs with trashy people.
but hey i forgot who I'm talking too. the guy who tells everyone when he did his last ten shot and rages out on the net
yes that notorious rowdy hotspot AZ88. ::)
tells me all i need to know about you that you lived in AZ how many years and you think AZ88 is a "club" :D....stick to Hooters, LOLOLOL
PS my physique destroys yours
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Yes, if Groink is 50 and she was the same age, then she is not a cougar. As stated, unless she was 70-100 years old and going for a younger guy who is 50.
If a 50 year old is going for a 25-30 year old, that is considered a cougar.
Groink, did an 80 year old hit on your? ;D :o ;D
these are rules for regular people.
they don't apply here ;D
she was in my age bracket, and that is the categorization...yes?
jailbait is jailbait no matter how old the dude, I'm using the same logic
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Groink seems to think he is 25
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these are rules for regular people.
they don't apply here ;D
she was in my age bracket, and that is the categorization...yes?
jailbait is jailbait no matter how old the dude, I'm using the same logic
Was she hotter than your current gf?
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Deflection technique would be to say to your girlfriend at the time. "Did you bang that chicks boyfriend or husband while we were split or something? She didn't even look at you. You must have really pissed her off. Is there something you're not telling me?" lol. You'd have her swearing up and down she did't know the bitch...
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Groink seems to think he is 25
no just very good looking and a fantastic physique. i get approached daily...every single day
you will never experience this..but the TRUTH is people like me can do whatever the fuck we want within reason, and guys still lick our ass and tell us we're are "fuckin SHREDDED bro" and girls half my age will still want to fuck me.
i understand this is distasteful and makes you angry, my advice would be shut the fuck up and stop whining, because I'm only speaking truths. stop trying to put me down....you can't ;)
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
Guys always shit themselves when a scene like this happens. Relax, women don't think like men do. Your response should have been, "They all want me!"
Women want the guy other women want. End of story.
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okay, I'll say you and your woman could have both handled it better.
1) her googling the club in an accusatory tone shows she doesn't trust you. Her even bothering to get stressed about some older chick hitting on your shows insecurity.
2) you could have been a little less polite with the cougar - who was being worlds disrespectful - and held up your trophy (girlfriend) as the reason that cougar has no chance. A line like "hey, I've got everything I want and need right here" and smiling into your chick's eyes, and boom, you get the WIN.
IMO, if it was a dude hitting on your chick, all things reversed, you would have been ready to smash his face in out of anger at his sheer disrespect. And if your girl only said "Hey, it's a big night, sorry..." instead of "Hey, this is my fucking man, you thirsty boys can politely step off..."
I think she just wanted you to tell the disrespectful cougar that she was the prize, and the thirsty cougar was a tier below that. The fact you gave the cougar hope with "it's a significant night" tells everyone you might chat back at the cougar on another night.
( I can recall a nearly identical equal situation where a girl later told me all she wanted was for me to tell the table that she was #1.... made sense to me. Decline, but also even out the disrespect by appealing to the girlfriend's pride with a compliment in front of the cougar)
this is pretty much the exact way to handle it. if you really love your girlfriend.
for the record though i'm hoping you fuck the cougar. please let us know if you do. because you should.
i'm married, I am 100% faithful, and this is all I got so for Christ's sake just do it for me.
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no just very good looking and a fantastic physique. i get approached daily...every single day
you will never experience this..but the TRUTH is people like me can do whatever the fuck we want within reason, and guys still lick our ass and tell us we're are "fuckin SHREDDED bro" and girls half my age will still want to fuck me.
i understand this is distasteful and makes you angry, my advice would be shut the fuck up and stop whining, because I'm only speaking truths. stop trying to put me down....you can't ;)
You are a fucking loser. 50, and doing drugs. Nuff said. Your stories about getting tonnes of pussy just make you look like more of a douche.
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Does a weekly blow job in Lolitas or Star of Light count as cheating?
Don't be ridiculous, of course not.
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Sounds like a true n true psychopath of a bitch, there's a difference between a confident woman and a psychopath.
She went so far that I would think she was actually targetting your gf not you.
Now, I'm a scorpio, we're paranoid by nature....I have a small suspicion your gf was onto this and she set it up.....keep your mind open.
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Lol at the life of this OP. Females coming out of the woodwork asking for his dick. What a life
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Lol at the life of this OP. Females coming out of the woodwork asking for his dick. What a life
Happening to him 7/24/365...Some people think it's a curse. He almost can't even step out of his house to get the mail without getting bothered by Ho's...Poor Groink is cursed I tell you. Cursed!
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Sounds like a true n true psychopath of a bitch, there's a difference between a confident woman and a psychopath.
She went so far that I would think she was actually targetting your gf not you.
Now, I'm a scorpio, we're paranoid by nature....I have a small suspicion your gf was onto this and she set it up.....keep your mind open.
:o...ya never know,,,women are freaking sneaky and smarter ..
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You forgot to log into your Flintstones account before posting this.
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You are a fucking loser. 50, and doing drugs. Nuff said. Your stories about getting tonnes of pussy just make you look like more of a douche.
Epic jealousy
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I love how the armchair experts are coming out and saying how they'd have handled it better ::)
They both did fine - his chick did OK - he did OK. His chick looked up the club and someone rags on her for that - get the fuck right outta here with that bullshit.
Of course, sitting there at your computer desk at 1am thinking of the best possible response when you aren't the one being put on the spot - well that's easy.
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
- 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
- 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
- 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
- 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while your hog is still greasy from woman #1
A romantic evening for all...
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this is pretty much the exact way to handle it. if you really love your girlfriend.
for the record though i'm hoping you fuck the cougar. please let us know if you do. because you should.
i'm married, I am 100% faithful, and this is all I got so for Christ's sake just do it for me.
LOL! Awesome!
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- 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
- 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
- 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
- 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while your hog is still greasy from woman #1
A romantic evening for all...
Knowing the Alpha Arm Don Gronk is, my guess is that he'll bang that ho 6 ways to Sunday before the Arnold Classic VIP parties shut down for the night and Lonnie Teper blows 20 grand to get schmoe squatted by the 11th on up placings of the ARnold Classic ...Lets face it, chicks like big fucking arms hanging off a dude...As does Mr. Teper...
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- 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
- 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
- 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
- 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while your hog is still greasy from woman #1
A romantic evening for all...
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Sync pulse never disappoints...LOL.
just revisited this post, forgot about it.
Props to pedro....for being real. And skorp , njflex, TM etc.
LMFAO @ Bears.
Haters...are just funny.
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Don't scare me like that!!! I thought you were mauled by a real cougar on a bike ride or something.
You would probably need more meat on your legs for a cougar to be interested anyway.
Ok - that's pretty fucking witty - you made the monkey laugh... Actually don't call me a fucking monkey!
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Ok - that's pretty fucking witty - you made the monkey laugh... Actually don't call me a fucking monkey!
Fucking monkey
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- 1) You should get her address and telephone number.
- 2) After you finish with the woman with whom you had dinner.
- 3) You "dismount," zip up, and without saying a single word, proceed immediately to woman #2.
- 4) Without removing a single item of your clothing or saying a single word, you unzip and (this is important) mount up woman #2 while your hog is still greasy from woman #1
A romantic evening for all...
You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?
Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.
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You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?
Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.
yeah that's not the moral to the story slipknot
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Moral of the story, don't work close to Blue Adobe.
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yeah that's not the moral to the story slipknot
Listen, I don't take kindly to being disrespected on the net. Okay? Last guy who did that had his ribs removed by my super grip. Just a fair warning here.
I give sound advice but most here are too daft to know it. They might know perhaps a few decades down the line.
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as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Do you figure your GF rode any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?
;D
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yeah that's not the moral to the story slipknot
Yeah, you're right, the real moral is not to ask for dating or relationship advice on Getbig!
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Do you figure your GF rode any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?
;D
not possible
there are two sexual eras in a womans life. before i bone them, and after i bone them ;D
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not possible
there are two sexual eras in a womans life. before i bone them, and after i bone them ;D
Okay, did you ride any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?
Grin
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Okay, did you ride any Getbigger cock while you guys were broken up?
Grin
ok now your'e crossing the line.
:P
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Boats and hoes.
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2S1kZBa2v2c/UBp8t7m-jgI/AAAAAAAAArg/WZ95EV-XhLc/s1600/100th_Birthday.jpg)
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You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?
Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.
Get real U a 75 yo RSL customer ::)
U know shit about todays clubbing or warehouse parties :D
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Get real U a 75 yo RSL customer ::)
U know shit about todays clubbing or warehouse parties :D
Get drunk and drive the forklift around!
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You have no clue at all about women. Besides, women who are that forward do the same with other guys and who wants a woman like that?
Moral of the story is not to take a girlfriend to clubs or pubs.
How's the marriage?
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
Bro, Do you live is Scottsdale? All kinds of cougars out here. and yes that was no accident, she know what she was doing, sneaky bitch
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Get drunk and drive the forklift around!
Who plays with forklifts when you got a mutherfucking backhoe?
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Who plays with forklifts when you got a mutherfucking backhoe?
;D No shit, just came in for a snack from craning some gear around the back yard. Sure beats carrying stuff around. No wonder all these heavy equip guys end up shaped like Tony Soprano.
Will report back when I complete the hammer piping for the rock breaker! BANGBANGBANGBANG.
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as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
no such thing, once a problem always a problem at least in relationships
good luck
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Subtle groink brag thread
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welcome back groink
great to have you back on board
check your pm brah I need some crack :-X
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Takin a dump and readin this thread.
Take care Groink.
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
AZ 88
Great place!
Was there last Thursday!
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no such thing, once a problem always a problem at least in relationships
good luck
Groink's old lady moved on.
Took the rental house, money, car, and license plates with her.
She's consoling herself on a different dick every night.
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She's consoling herself on a different dick every night.
Is that how you console yourself?
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'She' recognized you from the Blue Oyster bar?
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As probably the only woman posting here, I will say that the cougar knew what she was doing and that your girlfriend was waiting to see how you handled it. If you're with someone who is attractive chances are that people are going to try it and it's all about how you respond. Getting hit on and all that is going to happen but trust and security are all about the response.
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As probably the only woman posting here, I will say that the cougar knew what she was doing and that your girlfriend was waiting to see how you handled it. If you're with someone who is attractive chances are that people are going to try it and it's all about how you respond. Getting hit on and all that is going to happen but trust and security are all about the response.
The fat drug addict responded by stealing $600 out of the cougar's purse later in the evening.
Post your pussy pics or GTFO!!!!
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Let me ask something here;
- Groink had a motor vehicle with counterfeit license plates?
- He was keeping drug contraband in a motor vehicle with counterfeit license plates?
- He was pulled over and the bad plates were discovered which led to the drugs being discovered?
Is this indeed what has happened?
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Im a t AZ 88 .. lm with my GF for a light dinner and a drink or two. The plan is chill here for a bit, get slightly tuned up.....and then home for some serious fucking. My penis is very happy.
as most of you know, me and my gf went through a pretty major rough spot. So we're working it out now.
Were eating our food and just having a good ol time, when this 50 something milf comes over that looks like Seka if. she would have taken a lot better care of herself..leans over so her tits are right in my face...and. says...
( COMPLETELY ignoring my GF) "didn't I meet you at the Blue Adobe about a month ago ? ...you own a gym or something right? (wrong)
No I'm sorry....I've never been there.
"Oh ...OK , I could have swore it was you...great looking, great body..But I was a little tipsy..hee hee..."
Sorry you got the wrong guy...this is kind of a significant night sooo......
"Oh how rude of me..enjoy your night...have to say you are a beautiful man." (gives me the "I would fuck you right now" look ) and struts away...
I'm afraid to look over, I'm staring down at my food just waiting for the blade to drop.....and I hear..."oh....it just so happens to blue Adobe is right around the corner from where you work".....she's on her iPhone looking up the blue Adobe...it got worse before it got better, lol lol
my question to my fellow getbiggers is was this woman making an honest mistake, or did she know exactly what she was doing and just had balls ?
Groink can't afford to pay for a night out. Bull$hit story of peace.
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I have a feeling that resurrected Groink posts are going to to be Getbig fodder for months.
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As probably the only woman posting here, I will say that the cougar knew what she was doing and that your girlfriend was waiting to see how you handled it. If you're with someone who is attractive chances are that people are going to try it and it's all about how you respond. Getting hit on and all that is going to happen but trust and security are all about the response.
You're a woman?! I feel, I feel betrayed.
lol
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You're a woman?! I feel, I feel betrayed.
lol
She's hebrew too Wiggs! You should PM her :)
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You're a woman?! I feel, I feel betrayed.
lol
Wiggs I thought this was common knowledge! Your posts are cool with me!
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She's hebrew too Wiggs! You should PM her :)
What?! She's a Hebrew as well?!
Azure, please answer these charges.
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Wiggs I thought this was common knowledge! Your posts are cool with me!
Lol. It never occurred to me. No problems.
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So, what's getbig's outcome? True story or BS?
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You should be thankful to me Wiggs
I have now hooked you up with Azure (A holy guide showing you the way) and maybe she will change your Nibiru-esque ways in the future.
I may have created a great dynamic duo of Hebreics.
Only fruitful things can come from this. And she is only a PM away as well Wiggs!
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Wiggs I thought this was common knowledge!
Holy sheet, a woman! :o
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She had balls. 100%. Every woman mentioned on getbig invariably turns out to be a tranny.
^^
:D :D :D
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Holy sheet, a woman! :o
A married one.
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A married one.
Is she a competitor?
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Is she a competitor?
Calm down Marcellus before they ball gag you and let out the gimp. Sheesh...
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Calm down Marcellus before they ball gag you and let out the gimp. Sheesh...
You okay?
I'm far from okay....