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Title: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: mdef48 on March 16, 2015, 03:05:47 PM
So anyway I told you guys yesterday I bought my girlfriend a cute baby chihuahua cos she always wanted one to fit in her Gucci handbag.
Anyway she absolutely loved him.

So she takes him home and now she is thinking of name to call him.
So few hours later she calls me up all excited and she's like "babes I got the name, I got the name"

I am like "Ok cool so what you decided to call him babes"

She says "I decided to call him Basil"

I nearly fucking projectile vomit my coffee all over the TV Screen.

I am like "uhhh what??? Basil????....No....no....nooooooo ooo"
She is quite shocked and is like "what is wrong with Basil"?

I am like "trust me you don't wanna call him Basil....Basil is old mans name"

she is like "but I really like Basil, its a cute name, whats wrong with it"

So anyway I spend like half hour talking her out of it....and she thinks I am a weirdo.

Finally she calls me up again today and says she is gonna call him "Bonnie" instead.

I wasn't even gonna be like why fuck you naming the boy after a girls name.
Just sooooo glad she didn't call him Basil.

Have to take him for injections and stuff tomorrow.

Love this little pup. Cutest thing ever.

Do you think babies are cuter than puppies?
I think I wanna have a baby now after this pup.


Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: che on March 16, 2015, 03:11:09 PM
Cute as fuck
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: ritch on March 16, 2015, 03:16:48 PM
You're still gonna think of Basil no matter what now, no matter the name, lol... But those are some cute little dogs!
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Teutonic Knight on March 16, 2015, 03:22:15 PM
Basil(e)  looks like scruffy old dog  :D
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Parker on March 16, 2015, 03:33:25 PM
So you give a girl a dog, and she decides to name him Basil and you tell her not to name him Basil? It's her dog and her decision. And she listened to you?
Smh...
That dog is going straight to the pound or given to someone else.
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: _aj_ on March 16, 2015, 03:37:40 PM
That dog is going straight to the pound or given to someone else.

The dog will die slowly of neglect because two fU king narcissists cannot fathom caring for something other than themselves. A dog is a responsibility, not a fucking accessory to a fucking purse.

Imbecile.
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Hulkster on March 16, 2015, 03:38:41 PM
Fawlty Towers reference?

Manuel named his pet rat Basil in the second season, after Basil Fawlty, of course.

classic
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: mdef48 on March 16, 2015, 03:38:55 PM
The dog will die slowly of neglect because two fU king narcissists cannot fathom caring for something other than themselves. A dog is a responsibility, not a fucking accessory to a fucking purse.

Imbecile.

As long as its not "basile"....I'm happy....LOL
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: mdef48 on March 16, 2015, 03:43:30 PM
So you give a girl a dog, and she decides to name him Basil and you tell her not to name him Basil? It's her dog and her decision. And she listened to you?
Smh...
That dog is going straight to the pound or given to someone else.

Trust me it was hard work getting her to change the name. My girl is stubborn at the best of times but I just could not live myself that such a cute little pup could be called "basil"....I mean seriously WTF.....every time I looked at him I imagined the leaving door gif or bicep machines that resembles the star-ship enterprise.

I think I did the right thing insisting the name got changed.

Was best in the long run.
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: BigRo on March 16, 2015, 03:45:34 PM

At least Basil is a masculine name, now he's Bonni inside a gucci handbag oh my, I guess his balls are getting chopped off anyway :(
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Sokolsky on March 16, 2015, 03:48:32 PM
Seriously, you don't have to post on Getbig EVERY FUCKING THING you do.

What's next? You're going to update us as you're pushing out that 12inch dildo from your ass, as you're being cuckolded by that tranny you liked?


Don't you have friends to share this shit with? Like, actually, living, breathing, physical people???
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Sokolsky on March 16, 2015, 03:53:06 PM
oh holy relax pancake the dog is cute. Dont have an aneurysm

Fuck off gimmick
Shouldn't you be using purple font?
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Parker on March 16, 2015, 03:57:25 PM
Trust me it was hard work getting her to change the name. My girl is stubborn at the best of times but I just could not live myself that such a cute little pup could be called "basil"....I mean seriously WTF.....every time I looked at him I imagined the leaving door gif or bicep machines that resembles the star-ship enterprise.

I think I did the right thing insisting the name got changed.

Was best in the long run.
Its her dog... Hard work to get her to change the name? It's not a baby
The dog will die slowly of neglect because two fU king narcissists cannot fathom caring for something other than themselves. A dog is a responsibility, not a fucking accessory to a fucking purse.

Imbecile.
yep.
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Sokolsky on March 16, 2015, 03:58:29 PM
things you would only say online keyboard warrior
Im not joon you little bitch

True, you'd probably already choked on the trannies cock by the time I'd have the chance.
Get lost.
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Teutonic Knight on March 16, 2015, 04:36:05 PM
At least Basil is a masculine name, now he's Bonni inside a gucci handbag oh my, I guess his balls are getting chopped off anyway :(

Basile have NO BALLS to confront mighty Austrian Oak  ;D
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Quickerblade on March 16, 2015, 06:24:54 PM
That is a beautiful dog Joon, keep him away from your coke stash bruh.
Title: Re: I bought my girlfriend a baby chihuahua - she finally decided on the name
Post by: Novena on March 16, 2015, 10:34:49 PM
Chihuahuas like to hide when they sleep.  They have a burrowing instinct.  

Take a towel you have used to dry off after a shower, (so it has your scent) and drop it loosely over his bed.

He will love crawling under it.