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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: NarcissisticDeity on March 18, 2015, 11:17:43 AM
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1)Living vicariously through a sports team.
2)Bitching about how cold it is… in the middle of winter.
3)Bathroom selfies.
4)Molesting or playing with my dog like she’s yours.
5)Name or place dropping.
6)Vineyard fucking Vines.
7)Giving unsolicited advice, especially to people who are more accomplished.
8)Using Instagram like a chick.
9)Still quoting “Old School” or impersonating Borat.
10)Any picture of you throwing up a middle finger or backward peace sign. You’re not Tupac.
11)Owning more than zero flat brimmed baseball caps.
12)Documenting every trip to the gym.
13)The Entourage movie.
14)Forcing the hand-shake-hug with people you probably shouldn’t.
15)Being a shitty tipper.
16)Texting during a date. It’s worse if you’re checking work email and think she’s impressed.
17)You insist on making people watch YouTube videos at a bar.
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
19)Bragging that you “have a friend” with a beach house, Ferrari, boat, etc.
20)Cheating. Relationships are optional, and bottle service chicks are fun (and cheaper).
21)Beats by Dre as a fashion accessory.
22)Always showing up late or breaking plans altogether.
23)Bluetooth. The original d-bag tag.
24)Trying to use Larry King’s mantle to lecture Americans on guns.
25)Parking like an asshole.
26)Sniffing a wine cork at a restaurant.
27)Che Guevara T-shirts (worse than Ed Hardy).
28)Standing on the left side of an escalator.
29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur” (or wine).
30)You have douchebag friends, like these or these. Unfriend immediately.
31)You tell Vegas pool party stories.
32)Kanye West.
33)You constantly say ‘Uber’ instead of ‘car’ or ‘taxi.’
34)Gratuitous Facebook check-ins.
35)Three-piece suits (you’re not Tom Brady).
36)Signing emails with “Cheers.”
37)You insult your friends in public to impress a chick.
38)Addressing service staff while still talking on a cellphone.
39)Using expensive car keys as a prop (the guy who puts his Range Rover key on the bar top and uses the bathroom stall to take a leak).
40)Invading Poland.
41)Modifying shitty cars.
42)Bragging about good deeds.
43)A black Amex card (rappers quit rapping about it 10 years ago).
44)Wearing rosary beads at a bar.
45)Five lane changes only to end up two cars ahead of me at the next red light..
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18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
WTF is wrong with dudes that do this. Nobody wants to smell you.
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ha yes and you end up smelling 'them' on your clothes or in your home for hours, no homo
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29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur”.
There is nothing wrong with this chief. >:(
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1)Living vicariously through a sports team.
2)Bitching about how cold it is… in the middle of winter.
3)Bathroom selfies.
4)Molesting or playing with my dog like she’s yours.
5)Name or place dropping.
6)Vineyard fucking Vines.
7)Giving unsolicited advice, especially to people who are more accomplished.
8)Using Instagram like a chick.
9)Still quoting “Old School” or impersonating Borat.
10)Any picture of you throwing up a middle finger or backward peace sign. You’re not Tupac.
11)Owning more than zero flat brimmed baseball caps.
12)Documenting every trip to the gym.
13)The Entourage movie.
14)Forcing the hand-shake-hug with people you probably shouldn’t.
15)Being a shitty tipper.
16)Texting during a date. It’s worse if you’re checking work email and think she’s impressed.
17)You insist on making people watch YouTube videos at a bar.
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
19)Bragging that you “have a friend” with a beach house, Ferrari, boat, etc.
20)Cheating. Relationships are optional, and bottle service chicks are fun (and cheaper).
21)Beats by Dre as a fashion accessory.
22)Always showing up late or breaking plans altogether.
23)Bluetooth. The original d-bag tag.
24)Trying to use Larry King’s mantle to lecture Americans on guns.
25)Parking like an asshole.
26)Sniffing a wine cork at a restaurant.
27)Che Guevara T-shirts (worse than Ed Hardy).
28)Standing on the left side of an escalator.
29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur” (or wine).
30)You have douchebag friends, like these or these. Unfriend immediately.
31)You tell Vegas pool party stories.
32)Kanye West.
33)You constantly say ‘Uber’ instead of ‘car’ or ‘taxi.’
34)Gratuitous Facebook check-ins.
35)Three-piece suits (you’re not Tom Brady).
36)Signing emails with “Cheers.”
37)You insult your friends in public to impress a chick.
38)Addressing service staff while still talking on a cellphone.
39)Using expensive car keys as a prop (the guy who puts his Range Rover key on the bar top and uses the bathroom stall to take a leak).
40)Invading Poland.
41)Modifying shitty cars.
42)Bragging about good deeds.
43)A black Amex card (rappers quit rapping about it 10 years ago).
44)Wearing rosary beads at a bar.
45)Five lane changes only to end up two cars ahead of me at the next red light..[/color]
THE BEEF is guilty of two, possibly three.
THE BEEF
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THE BEEF is guilty of two, possibly three.
THE BEEF
That yellow font should also count as one.
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I'm surprised I fit none of these :)
They forgot to put "tattoos" on that list
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That yellow font should also count as one.
Yes, its also hard to read.
THE BEEF
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so basically you can't do or say anything or someone faceless dickhead who i'll never know deems me a "douchebag" with a list he wrote for his "blog".
1 thinking you make the rules ;)
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No. 22.
I'm even late for my own stuff.
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18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
WTF is wrong with dudes that do this. Nobody wants to smell you.
At the gym too.
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At the gym too.
;D,,guilty..
3,9,18,22,26
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1)Living vicariously through a sports team.
2)Bitching about how cold it is… in the middle of winter.
3)Bathroom selfies.
4)Molesting or playing with my dog like she’s yours.
5)Name or place dropping.
6)Vineyard fucking Vines.
7)Giving unsolicited advice, especially to people who are more accomplished.
8)Using Instagram like a chick.
9)Still quoting “Old School” or impersonating Borat.
10)Any picture of you throwing up a middle finger or backward peace sign. You’re not Tupac.
11)Owning more than zero flat brimmed baseball caps.
12)Documenting every trip to the gym.
13)The Entourage movie.
14)Forcing the hand-shake-hug with people you probably shouldn’t.
15)Being a shitty tipper.
16)Texting during a date. It’s worse if you’re checking work email and think she’s impressed.
17)You insist on making people watch YouTube videos at a bar.
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
19)Bragging that you “have a friend” with a beach house, Ferrari, boat, etc.
20)Cheating. Relationships are optional, and bottle service chicks are fun (and cheaper).
21)Beats by Dre as a fashion accessory.
22)Always showing up late or breaking plans altogether.
23)Bluetooth. The original d-bag tag.
24)Trying to use Larry King’s mantle to lecture Americans on guns.
25)Parking like an asshole.
26)Sniffing a wine cork at a restaurant.
27)Che Guevara T-shirts (worse than Ed Hardy).
28)Standing on the left side of an escalator.
29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur” (or wine).
30)You have douchebag friends, like these or these. Unfriend immediately.
31)You tell Vegas pool party stories.
32)Kanye West.
33)You constantly say ‘Uber’ instead of ‘car’ or ‘taxi.’
34)Gratuitous Facebook check-ins.
35)Three-piece suits (you’re not Tom Brady).
36)Signing emails with “Cheers.”
37)You insult your friends in public to impress a chick.
38)Addressing service staff while still talking on a cellphone.
39)Using expensive car keys as a prop (the guy who puts his Range Rover key on the bar top and uses the bathroom stall to take a leak).
40)Invading Poland.
41)Modifying shitty cars.
42)Bragging about good deeds.
43)A black Amex card (rappers quit rapping about it 10 years ago).
44)Wearing rosary beads at a bar.
45)Five lane changes only to end up two cars ahead of me at the next red light..
lol.. great list. thankfully i can only check off 4 or 5 here. i'm assuming i'm on the low end of the douchebag scale 'round these parts ;D
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put me down for
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13
41
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so basically you can't do or say anything or someone faceless dickhead who i'll never know deems me a "douchebag" with a list he wrote for his "blog".
1 thinking you make the rules ;)
Oh, don't worry about that, we already knew you were a douchebag way before this list came out :)
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Only guilty of no.36 - "signing emails with 'cheers'". But that's only to people I know well enough and who probably don't give a shit.
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Only guilty of no.36 - "signing emails with 'cheers'". But that's only to people I know well enough and who probably don't give a shit.
In Australia it's common to sign off with cheers
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I only do number 2
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Pretty good, a hell of a lot more one can add, but great summary!!!
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Oh, don't worry about that, we already knew you were a douchebag way before this list came out :)
thank you Fuckface
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thank you Fuckface
;D
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I do not text during a date, but I usually wear my 5% shirt. The women are often impressed.
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I do not text during a date, but I usually wear my 5% shirt. The women are often impressed.
Kill it or killing it. whatever the fuck it is.
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Kill it or killing it. whatever the fuck it is.
Exactly. They just do not understand what "killing it" means or what being a 5% is all about. How can I date a women like this? :(
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Exactly. They just do not understand what "killing it" means or what being a 5% is all about. How can I date a women like this? :(
single moms understand it, they kill every relationship.
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Don't forget the selfie stick. Please don't forget the selfie stick.
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Have been guilty of 12 and 15.
Steve Buscemi convinced me of why it's a bad system ;D
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It should be stated that these behaviors were noted and documented while observing vic basil going g about his daily business.
THE BEEF