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Title: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag (GetBig Approved )
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on March 18, 2015, 11:17:43 AM


1)Living vicariously through a sports team.
2)Bitching about how cold it is… in the middle of winter.
3)Bathroom selfies.
4)Molesting or playing with my dog like she’s yours.
5)Name or place dropping.
6)Vineyard fucking Vines.
7)Giving unsolicited advice, especially to people who are more accomplished.
8)Using Instagram like a chick.
9)Still quoting “Old School” or impersonating Borat.
10)Any picture of you throwing up a middle finger or backward peace sign. You’re not Tupac.
11)Owning more than zero flat brimmed baseball caps.
12)Documenting every trip to the gym.
13)The Entourage movie.
14)Forcing the hand-shake-hug with people you probably shouldn’t.
15)Being a shitty tipper.
16)Texting during a date. It’s worse if you’re checking work email and think she’s impressed.
17)You insist on making people watch YouTube videos at a bar.
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
19)Bragging that you “have a friend” with a beach house, Ferrari, boat, etc.
20)Cheating. Relationships are optional, and bottle service chicks are fun (and cheaper).
21)Beats by Dre as a fashion accessory.
22)Always showing up late or breaking plans altogether.
23)Bluetooth. The original d-bag tag.
24)Trying to use Larry King’s mantle to lecture Americans on guns.
25)Parking like an asshole.
26)Sniffing a wine cork at a restaurant.
27)Che Guevara T-shirts (worse than Ed Hardy).
28)Standing on the left side of an escalator.
29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur” (or wine).
30)You have douchebag friends, like these or these. Unfriend immediately.
31)You tell Vegas pool party stories.
32)Kanye West.
33)You constantly say ‘Uber’ instead of ‘car’ or ‘taxi.’
34)Gratuitous Facebook check-ins.
35)Three-piece suits (you’re not Tom Brady).
36)Signing emails with “Cheers.”
37)You insult your friends in public to impress a chick.
38)Addressing service staff while still talking on a cellphone.
39)Using expensive car keys as a prop (the guy who puts his Range Rover key on the bar top and uses the bathroom stall to take a leak).
40)Invading Poland.
41)Modifying shitty cars.
42)Bragging about good deeds.
43)A black Amex card (rappers quit rapping about it 10 years ago).
44)Wearing rosary beads at a bar.
45)Five lane changes only to end up two cars ahead of me at the next red light..
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: 240 is Back on March 18, 2015, 11:19:24 AM
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?

WTF is wrong with dudes that do this.   Nobody wants to smell you.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: BigRo on March 18, 2015, 11:23:25 AM
ha yes and you end up smelling 'them' on your clothes or in your home for hours, no homo
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Man of Steel on March 18, 2015, 11:29:08 AM



29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur”.


There is nothing wrong with this chief.   >:(
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on March 18, 2015, 11:30:11 AM


1)Living vicariously through a sports team.
2)Bitching about how cold it is… in the middle of winter.
3)Bathroom selfies.
4)Molesting or playing with my dog like she’s yours.
5)Name or place dropping.
6)Vineyard fucking Vines.
7)Giving unsolicited advice, especially to people who are more accomplished.
8)Using Instagram like a chick.
9)Still quoting “Old School” or impersonating Borat.
10)Any picture of you throwing up a middle finger or backward peace sign. You’re not Tupac.
11)Owning more than zero flat brimmed baseball caps.
12)Documenting every trip to the gym.
13)The Entourage movie.
14)Forcing the hand-shake-hug with people you probably shouldn’t.
15)Being a shitty tipper.
16)Texting during a date. It’s worse if you’re checking work email and think she’s impressed.
17)You insist on making people watch YouTube videos at a bar.
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
19)Bragging that you “have a friend” with a beach house, Ferrari, boat, etc.
20)Cheating. Relationships are optional, and bottle service chicks are fun (and cheaper).
21)Beats by Dre as a fashion accessory.
22)Always showing up late or breaking plans altogether.
23)Bluetooth. The original d-bag tag.
24)Trying to use Larry King’s mantle to lecture Americans on guns.
25)Parking like an asshole.
26)Sniffing a wine cork at a restaurant.
27)Che Guevara T-shirts (worse than Ed Hardy).
28)Standing on the left side of an escalator.
29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur” (or wine).
30)You have douchebag friends, like these or these. Unfriend immediately.
31)You tell Vegas pool party stories.
32)Kanye West.
33)You constantly say ‘Uber’ instead of ‘car’ or ‘taxi.’
34)Gratuitous Facebook check-ins.
35)Three-piece suits (you’re not Tom Brady).
36)Signing emails with “Cheers.”
37)You insult your friends in public to impress a chick.
38)Addressing service staff while still talking on a cellphone.
39)Using expensive car keys as a prop (the guy who puts his Range Rover key on the bar top and uses the bathroom stall to take a leak).
40)Invading Poland.
41)Modifying shitty cars.
42)Bragging about good deeds.
43)A black Amex card (rappers quit rapping about it 10 years ago).
44)Wearing rosary beads at a bar.
45)Five lane changes only to end up two cars ahead of me at the next red light..
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THE BEEF is guilty of two, possibly three.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Grape Ape on March 18, 2015, 11:31:23 AM
THE BEEF is guilty of two, possibly three.

THE BEEF

That yellow font should also count as one.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Bevo on March 18, 2015, 11:31:58 AM
I'm surprised I fit none of these  :)

They forgot to put "tattoos" on that list
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on March 18, 2015, 11:32:27 AM
That yellow font should also count as one.

Yes, its also hard to read.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2015, 11:33:45 AM
so basically you can't do or say anything or someone faceless dickhead who i'll never know deems me a "douchebag" with a list he wrote for his "blog".

1  thinking you make the rules  ;)
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Waller on March 18, 2015, 11:43:04 AM
No. 22.

I'm even late for my own stuff.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: chaos on March 18, 2015, 11:55:51 AM
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?

WTF is wrong with dudes that do this.   Nobody wants to smell you.
At the gym too.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: njflex on March 18, 2015, 11:57:02 AM
At the gym too.
;D,,guilty..
3,9,18,22,26
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 18, 2015, 12:02:04 PM


1)Living vicariously through a sports team.
2)Bitching about how cold it is… in the middle of winter.
3)Bathroom selfies.
4)Molesting or playing with my dog like she’s yours.
5)Name or place dropping.
6)Vineyard fucking Vines.
7)Giving unsolicited advice, especially to people who are more accomplished.
8)Using Instagram like a chick.
9)Still quoting “Old School” or impersonating Borat.
10)Any picture of you throwing up a middle finger or backward peace sign. You’re not Tupac.
11)Owning more than zero flat brimmed baseball caps.
12)Documenting every trip to the gym.
13)The Entourage movie.
14)Forcing the hand-shake-hug with people you probably shouldn’t.
15)Being a shitty tipper.
16)Texting during a date. It’s worse if you’re checking work email and think she’s impressed.
17)You insist on making people watch YouTube videos at a bar.
18)Cologne. Can I smell you five feet away or five minutes after you leave the room?
19)Bragging that you “have a friend” with a beach house, Ferrari, boat, etc.
20)Cheating. Relationships are optional, and bottle service chicks are fun (and cheaper).
21)Beats by Dre as a fashion accessory.
22)Always showing up late or breaking plans altogether.
23)Bluetooth. The original d-bag tag.
24)Trying to use Larry King’s mantle to lecture Americans on guns.
25)Parking like an asshole.
26)Sniffing a wine cork at a restaurant.
27)Che Guevara T-shirts (worse than Ed Hardy).
28)Standing on the left side of an escalator.
29)Professing to be a “cheeseburger connoisseur” (or wine).
30)You have douchebag friends, like these or these. Unfriend immediately.
31)You tell Vegas pool party stories.
32)Kanye West.
33)You constantly say ‘Uber’ instead of ‘car’ or ‘taxi.’
34)Gratuitous Facebook check-ins.
35)Three-piece suits (you’re not Tom Brady).
36)Signing emails with “Cheers.”
37)You insult your friends in public to impress a chick.
38)Addressing service staff while still talking on a cellphone.
39)Using expensive car keys as a prop (the guy who puts his Range Rover key on the bar top and uses the bathroom stall to take a leak).
40)Invading Poland.
41)Modifying shitty cars.
42)Bragging about good deeds.
43)A black Amex card (rappers quit rapping about it 10 years ago).
44)Wearing rosary beads at a bar.
45)Five lane changes only to end up two cars ahead of me at the next red light..



lol.. great list.  thankfully i can only check off 4 or 5 here.  i'm assuming i'm on the low end of the douchebag scale 'round these parts ;D
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Nails on March 18, 2015, 01:12:24 PM
put me down for

9
13
41
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: CalvinH on March 18, 2015, 01:16:36 PM
so basically you can't do or say anything or someone faceless dickhead who i'll never know deems me a "douchebag" with a list he wrote for his "blog".

1  thinking you make the rules  ;)



Oh, don't worry about that, we already knew you were a douchebag way before this list came out :)
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: JasonH on March 18, 2015, 01:17:28 PM
Only guilty of no.36 - "signing emails with 'cheers'". But that's only to people I know well enough and who probably don't give a shit.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Quickerblade on March 18, 2015, 01:23:31 PM
Only guilty of no.36 - "signing emails with 'cheers'". But that's only to people I know well enough and who probably don't give a shit.
In Australia it's common to sign off with cheers
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: robcguns on March 18, 2015, 01:27:51 PM
I only do number 2
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: ritch on March 18, 2015, 01:29:54 PM
Pretty good, a hell of a lot more one can add, but great summary!!!
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2015, 01:35:05 PM


Oh, don't worry about that, we already knew you were a douchebag way before this list came out :)


thank you Fuckface
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: CalvinH on March 18, 2015, 01:40:17 PM

thank you Fuckface


 ;D
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: SF1900 on March 18, 2015, 01:53:32 PM
I do not text during a date, but I usually wear my 5% shirt. The women are often impressed.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Quickerblade on March 18, 2015, 02:05:27 PM
I do not text during a date, but I usually wear my 5% shirt. The women are often impressed.

Kill it or killing it. whatever the fuck it is.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: SF1900 on March 18, 2015, 02:06:26 PM
Kill it or killing it. whatever the fuck it is.

Exactly. They just do not understand what "killing it" means or what being a 5% is all about. How can I date a women like this? :(
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Quickerblade on March 18, 2015, 02:12:43 PM
Exactly. They just do not understand what "killing it" means or what being a 5% is all about. How can I date a women like this? :(

single moms understand it, they kill every relationship.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 18, 2015, 02:14:38 PM
Don't forget the selfie stick.  Please don't forget the selfie stick.
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: MAXX on March 18, 2015, 02:16:42 PM
Have been guilty of 12 and 15.

Steve Buscemi convinced me of why it's a bad system  ;D
Title: Re: 45 Signs You’re A Douchebag( GetBig Approved )
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on March 18, 2015, 04:28:55 PM
It should be stated that these behaviors  were noted and documented while observing vic basil going g about his daily business.

THE BEEF