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Title: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 20, 2015, 07:22:30 AM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Howard on March 20, 2015, 07:25:55 AM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?

use the basic getbig rule on this issue:
It's only gay, if you want it to be . ;)
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: LittleJ on March 20, 2015, 07:26:15 AM
What is getbig turning into?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 07:27:41 AM
depends what your thinking about, lusting over, but still its pretty gay.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Europe on March 20, 2015, 08:02:38 AM
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Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: TheShape. on March 20, 2015, 08:05:30 AM
Yes, it's very gay.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Knooger on March 20, 2015, 08:05:47 AM
I have a heterosexual solution for masturbation that eliminates a man's hand on your cock. Instead of stroking your cock just fuck a grapefruit. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: _aj_ on March 20, 2015, 08:15:32 AM
Dunno, I have an IQ of 250 for 20 minutes after I nut...so if I need to solve something huge, like a thorny coding problem, it helps to blast a fap and then spend the next 20 minutes in hyper-productive mode before the thoughts of pussy occupy 75% of my brain again.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: devilsmile on March 20, 2015, 08:21:09 AM
is it gay not to jerk off and just have a two day sex ceremony once in awhile?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Pet shop boys on March 20, 2015, 08:27:14 AM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?


Asking that question is the first step to have gay sex .



WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHH  Beyeke
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Waller on March 20, 2015, 08:28:01 AM
I hope not...  :-\
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 08:48:35 AM
is it gay not to jerk off and just have a two day sex ceremony once in awhile?

sounds better
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Erik C on March 20, 2015, 08:50:22 AM
It's mono, not homo.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: CalvinH on March 20, 2015, 08:56:38 AM
Well then I'm gayer then an OMR, George Michael sandwich.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: chadstallion on March 20, 2015, 10:26:27 AM
if it bothers you to jack yourself I'll be glad to lend a hand.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: mdef48 on March 20, 2015, 10:37:13 AM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?

You make an excellent point I didn't think of before.

I have concluded it is most certainly gay.

I shall be masturbating with gloves on from now on.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: HTexan on March 20, 2015, 10:50:36 AM
You make an excellent point I didn't think of before.

I have concluded it is most certainly gay.

I shall be masturbating with gloves on from now on.

Kinky.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Howard on March 20, 2015, 11:01:31 AM
I have a heterosexual solution for masturbation that eliminates a man's hand on your cock. Instead of stroking your cock just fuck a grapefruit. Hope this helps.

Knooger, that has to be one the best pro bodybuilder  g4p funny zingers in the history of getbig.
Well played sir...well plyed
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: wikkedonez on March 20, 2015, 11:05:42 AM
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Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Beefjake on March 20, 2015, 11:30:06 AM
Just craked me one off

( no homo )
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 11:50:11 AM
whos the greatest masturbator on getbig?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Powerlift66 on March 20, 2015, 12:01:40 PM
Only if you want it to be...
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: _aj_ on March 20, 2015, 12:03:57 PM
whos the greatest masturbator on getbig?

There's all kinds of awards: most in a day, most in a week, longest held off, longest jizz shot after abstinence, and the lifetime achievement award.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: greeneyes on March 20, 2015, 01:39:04 PM
It's not gay if you paint your nails like lee priest
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 01:41:37 PM
longest with-held goes to me, the other 4 are up for grabs
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 20, 2015, 01:43:05 PM
this thread has potential.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: mdef48 on March 20, 2015, 01:45:06 PM
whos the greatest masturbator on getbig?

Bigmc is the biggest wanker on here.
:)
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on March 20, 2015, 01:59:53 PM
Jerkin it is not gay.

Self blowjobs would be gay.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 02:01:08 PM
how do you measure his wankdar? I remember him saying he wanked himself furiously unconscious before sleep at night  :D
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Knooger on March 20, 2015, 02:16:03 PM


Self blowjobs would be gay.

Absolutely agree with this. Any cock in your mouth is instant confirmation of brutal homosexuality.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: mdef48 on March 20, 2015, 02:18:50 PM
Absolutely agree with this. Any cock in your mouth is instant confirmation of brutal homosexuality.

What if you stick your dick in your girl then lick her pussy?

I'd say that is most definitely gay.

But your the expert.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: LittleJ on March 20, 2015, 02:47:06 PM
Eating vagina isn't healthy.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Nails on March 20, 2015, 02:48:29 PM
As long as you bust your load on a Yellow Rag and call her Pam Anderson you will be fine
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Knooger on March 20, 2015, 02:50:50 PM
What if you stick your dick in your girl then lick her pussy?

I'd say that is most definitely gay.

But your the expert.


Only eat pussy before sticking the cock in. If you eat pussy after cumming in it you should kill yourself now.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: King Shizzo on March 20, 2015, 03:04:38 PM
Only eat pussy before sticking the cock in. If you eat pussy after cumming in it you should kill yourself now.
What if you shoot a load into the air, and try to catch it in your mouth for extra points?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 03:24:35 PM
What if you shoot a load into the air, and try to catch it in your mouth for extra points?

you dont need to tell us the highlights of your sexual life mate...
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Rudee on March 20, 2015, 03:27:43 PM
It's only gay if you rotate your wrist the other way to make it appear as though it's another mans hand jerking you off.   ;D
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: King Shizzo on March 20, 2015, 03:28:15 PM
you dont need to tell us the highlights of your sexual life mate...
When did the word mate come to describe a buddy or friendship?

A mate is considered a sexual partner by most of the world.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 03:36:22 PM
people say it all the time over here and even more in Auzzie Land aint that right Booty me luv...
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: King Shizzo on March 20, 2015, 03:42:18 PM
people say it all the time over here and even more in Auzzie Land aint that right Booty me luv...
I know, but I am wondering when the dual meaning of the word came into existence.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 20, 2015, 03:43:51 PM
not sure, its definitely overused these days
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: King Shizzo on March 20, 2015, 03:46:51 PM
not sure, its definitely overused these days
If an American (without a foreign accent) pointed to a guy and said "This is my mate" people over here would assume they are gay lovers.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: TheShape. on March 20, 2015, 03:51:10 PM
Fuck off with the large colored print Junior you prick.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: mdef48 on March 20, 2015, 04:23:41 PM
Fuck off with the large colored print Junior you prick.

Yes sir! You got it.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 20, 2015, 09:59:46 PM
Only if your other hand is up your ass.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Primemuscle on March 20, 2015, 11:22:23 PM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?

Never thought about it. Tomorrow morning when I am busting a nut, I'll have to remember to think of this.  ::)
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: forillagorilla on March 20, 2015, 11:27:09 PM
if it bothers you to jack yourself I'll be glad to lend a hand.

Are you a sissy? Serious question - I don't know which of you are the fags.. Not at all judging - just wondering..
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Primemuscle on March 20, 2015, 11:33:16 PM
You make an excellent point I didn't think of before.

I have concluded it is most certainly gay.

I shall be masturbating with gloves on from now on.


If you wear a rubber and gloves too, you'd be doubly safe.  ;D
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Primemuscle on March 20, 2015, 11:37:49 PM
Jerkin it is not gay.

Self blowjobs would be gay.

I'll never know. You'd have to be double jointed to accomplish this or spend years doing yoga. Never tried yoga and my joints are shit, being as how I am an old man. But if I could, I'd probably give myself a stroke since my technique would be unparalleled.  :o
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Primemuscle on March 20, 2015, 11:43:45 PM
What if you stick your dick in your girl then lick her pussy?

I'd say that is most definitely gay.

But your the expert.


Calm down.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: calfzilla on March 21, 2015, 04:26:13 AM
Maturbating  ;D
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: CalvinH on March 21, 2015, 05:38:23 AM
whos the greatest masturbator on getbig?


Karl
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Knooger on March 21, 2015, 07:57:57 AM

Karl

That's gotta be the best answer.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: greeneyes on March 21, 2015, 08:14:59 AM
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: WoogsRaven on March 21, 2015, 08:20:05 AM
^^^I pissed myself watching that.

What kind of stupid fucking thread is this?

Masturbating is fucking great. I often wonder how many potential millionaires have ran through these fingers over the years.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: greeneyes on March 21, 2015, 08:38:02 AM
Monkey eats enough bananas then waste it all at once by jizzing. Start at 2min. Monkey porn is quite addictive.

Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: greeneyes on March 21, 2015, 08:39:36 AM
 ;D


Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: WoogsRaven on March 21, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
^^^Your avatar is creepy as fuck looking. I keep thinking of some Mexican cartel guy's head that's been decapitated when I see it.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: chadstallion on March 21, 2015, 12:54:56 PM
Are you a sissy? Serious question - I don't know which of you are the fags.. Not at all judging - just wondering..

if you have to ask...
you are a prime candidate for a handjob/blowjob
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: greeneyes on March 21, 2015, 01:00:26 PM
^^^Your avatar is creepy as fuck looking. I keep thinking of some Mexican cartel guy's head that's been decapitated when I see it.
He is a fella. A guinea pig from Algeria we used to pin him with different drugs to see what happens.
Sorry, I wanted to put this video on masturbating but reposted the same monkey video. Anyway, here's a great opinion about masturbation.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 21, 2015, 02:44:43 PM
Only if you are jerking off your boyfriend.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 21, 2015, 02:55:54 PM

Karl

whos Karl?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: King Shizzo on March 21, 2015, 05:14:49 PM
whos Karl?
Dont you know anything about Getbig history, you big oaf?

Karl Kox had been crackin them off for years now!
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 22, 2015, 01:20:32 AM
I know Thee Carl Cox, great DJ but this dude hasnt been posting for years?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: calfzilla on March 22, 2015, 01:25:59 AM
I know Thee Carl Cox, great DJ but this dude hasnt been posting for years?

Karl kox. Legendary getbigger, son of pro wrestler. He's on the wrestling sub board a lot, I think he's a mod.  Always crackin one off.   :P
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Knooger on March 22, 2015, 06:33:58 AM
Karl kox. Legendary getbigger, son of pro wrestler. He's on the wrestling sub board a lot, I think he's a mod.  Always crackin one off.   :P

He cracked one off so hard last year that it caused the Ebola outbreak.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 22, 2015, 07:53:56 AM
Monkey eats enough bananas then waste it all at once by jizzing. Start at 2min. Monkey porn is quite addictive.


Watching a Monkey jerk-off definitely gay!
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: whataname on March 22, 2015, 11:12:35 AM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?

Great question - BTW is there such thing as a fully automatic blowjob/jerking machnie on the market? What you can use without a hand?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: BigRo on March 22, 2015, 11:13:25 AM
the vagina,mouth and anus of a hot female ^^ go get it wanker
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Beefjake on March 24, 2015, 04:44:02 AM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?
Does it count as receiving handjob or giving one.
If both then the two gay factors cancel each other out.

Results in hairy palms and blindness in any case.
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 24, 2015, 05:22:12 AM
The fact is you're using your hand which is a Man's hand to stroke your cock and get off.  Is it gay to have a man's hand get you off even if it's your own?

Do you want it to be?
Title: Re: Is maturbating gay?
Post by: robcguns on March 24, 2015, 11:05:14 AM
longest with-held goes to me, the other 4 are up for grabs
How long?