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Title: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 10:43:06 AM
So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: muscularny on March 27, 2015, 10:45:58 AM
what were you hoping to see him play with once you were in his house?
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: SuperTed on March 27, 2015, 10:49:26 AM
So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

Bet you were hoping he'd play with your cock instead.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 10:56:18 AM
I assumed there d be like rugby and MMA stuff everywhere maybe guns and army memoribilla not the Hornby fucking Mallard.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: wikkedonez on March 27, 2015, 10:58:55 AM
That's probably in his hidden bunker
where he's going to tie you up next time.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: wikkedonez on March 27, 2015, 11:00:21 AM
"Supplements" huh?... ;D
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Waller on March 27, 2015, 11:01:35 AM
Maybe you can have a sleepover to play.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Nails on March 27, 2015, 11:15:28 AM
(http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/06/04_sopranos2.jpg)


Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 11:29:46 AM
"Supplements" huh?... ;D

 ;) 8) :D ;D
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Tennisballz on March 27, 2015, 11:33:12 AM
What will you say when he asks you over to run a train on you?
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: el numero uno on March 27, 2015, 11:35:11 AM
(http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jo-on-rails.jpg)
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: _aj_ on March 27, 2015, 11:38:37 AM
(http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jo-on-rails.jpg)

GOD DAMN YOU. I was just googling this! You have to be fast around here.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Grape Ape on March 27, 2015, 11:47:23 AM
So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

Could you fit in the engine and ride around?
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Darren Avey on March 27, 2015, 11:52:52 AM
Could you fit in the engine and ride around?

Not in 00 scale, maybe 0.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Nails on March 27, 2015, 11:55:39 AM
(http://unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Arnold_16.jpg)
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Thick Nick on March 27, 2015, 11:56:00 AM
So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

So "toy trains" are code words for ball gags and giant, black strap ons these days? Did you "play" with his toy trains too? How did that go?
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: tommywishbone on March 27, 2015, 12:13:11 PM
(http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jo-on-rails.jpg)

 ;D  Ah yes. One of the classics.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Grape Ape on March 27, 2015, 12:19:01 PM
Not in 00 scale, maybe 0.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: Azzaro on March 27, 2015, 12:26:37 PM
That's probably in his hidden bunker
where he's going to tie you up next time.

Hehe
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 27, 2015, 12:29:12 PM
I just saw this gorgeous brand New Ferrari 458 convertible and this skeezy looking fat ass with a big beard get in and drive away.  If you saw him standing with his hand out you'd probably feel sorry and give him a dollar.  Go figure.
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: funk51 on March 27, 2015, 12:37:58 PM
So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!
so you were disappointed because what?????/   WHY>>>>>>   you expected   what??????   only gay if you want it to be....
Title: Re: Looks can be so decieving!
Post by: LittleJ on March 27, 2015, 12:52:53 PM
So theres this brute at the gym , looks a bit like Lenny Mclean, I tell him he should go for the role of the Guvnor! Anyway hes like 280lbs, shaved head tattoo and talks in a gruff voice.
Went to his house today to get some supplements and he showed me the model railway hes working on! This ape of a man plays with toy trains!

Tell Chaos I said hello.