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Title: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Army of One on March 31, 2015, 02:20:04 PM
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Ed Miliband has unveiled his latest policy: he wants a female James Bond.

 The Labour leader met Rosamund Pike today and tipped her to make history by becoming the first woman in the role.

 "I think she's a great British actress, she'd make a great Bond,” Mr Miliband said during a visit to Magic Radio studios.

 "This is 2015, I think we can move with the times."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/ed-miliband-wants-rosamund-pike-to-be-the-first-female-james-bond-10147248.html
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Darren Avey on March 31, 2015, 02:22:31 PM
Soppy left wing cnut. It wouldn't be James Bond then would it. Jane Bond itd have to be.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: doriancutlerman on March 31, 2015, 03:09:51 PM
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Ed Miliband has unveiled his latest policy: he wants a female James Bond.

 The Labour leader met Rosamund Pike today and tipped her to make history by becoming the first woman in the role.

 "I think she's a great British actress, she'd make a great Bond,” Mr Miliband said during a visit to Magic Radio studios.

 "This is 2015, I think we can move with the times."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/ed-miliband-wants-rosamund-pike-to-be-the-first-female-james-bond-10147248.html

Rosamund Pike makes my tongue hard, but the notion of a female Bond is completely antithetical to the very concept of the character.  

They already did the old gal-as-M thing, and in some of the more chickenshit Bond films, the female leads played a far greater role in whipping the bad guy than they should have.  E.g., Octopussy, A View To A Kill, and probably a majority of those Brosnan flicks.  

Bond movies are quintessentially about a bad-ass, cold-hearted killer of a guy who just does his job.  In that sense he's almost like a machine; yet, at the same time, he's hetero, charming and likes pussy.  Then again, he only married once ... all of his other conquests ranged from a one-night liason to several weeks, perhaps months, of drilling them regularly ... all the while he was pursuing other pussy :)

But no, there is NO fucking way Bond could ever be a woman.  Even the very best actresses of our generation (IMNSHO, that includes Julianne Moore, that little Woodley girl and ... eh.  I'm tired, and nobody's gonna blink an eye at my post anyway :D) could NOT pull that off.  Even when you go full-ugly on a legit beauty like Charlize Theron, even her utterly hideous "Monster" look inspires ... well, disgust, not anything remotely of the "oh, she could be the next BOND!" reaction.

James Bond is James Bond.  If, in some brilliantly-executed spinoff, someone conceived of a Jaime Bond -- say, Bond's granddaughter who became a spy for MI6 -- I would entertain that notion.

Otherwise, keep up the Daniel Craig "reboot" movies.  Casino rocked.  The next one sucked, but the third chapter was quite good, bordering on extremely good IMO.  And the next, which introduces SPECTRE ... ohhh :)  Shit's gonna get real :)  I just hope they cast another tongue-hardening gal as the female lead.  In Casino, they totally nailed it with Eva Green.  She drinks copious amounts of wine, chain-smokes, laughs at exercise and still looks like that.  Holy FUCK!  What a goddess.

But I've run out of time.  Folks are yelling at me to come eat supper, so at the risk of full evisceration -- not having provided pics and all, let alone continuing my train of thought -- eh, well ... have it me should you wish.

Remember, however, you are picking on an amalgam of a great many wounded folk ... what with all of my tears and [perhaps] irreversible gut growth, haven't I endured enough?!  ;D
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Army of One on March 31, 2015, 03:13:19 PM
Rosamund Pike makes my tongue hard, but the notion of a female Bond is completely antithetical to the very concept of the character.  

They already did the old gal-as-M thing, and in some of the more chickenshit Bond films, the female leads played a far greater role in whipping the bad guy than they should have.  E.g., Octopussy, A View To A Kill, and probably a majority of those Brosnan flicks.  

Bond movies are quintessentially about a bad-ass, cold-hearted killer of a guy who just does his job.  In that sense he's almost like a machine; yet, at the same time, he's hetero, charming and likes pussy.  Then again, he only married once ... all of his other conquests ranged from a one-night liason to several weeks, perhaps months, of drilling them regularly ... all the while he was pursuing other pussy :)

But no, there is NO fucking way Bond could ever be a woman.  Even the very best actresses of our generation (IMNSHO, that includes Julianne Moore, that little Woodley girl and ... eh.  I'm tired, and nobody's gonna blink an eye at my post anyway :D) could NOT pull that off.  Even when you go full-ugly on a legit beauty like Charlize Theron, even her utterly hideous "Monster" look inspires ... well, disgust, not anything remotely of the "oh, she could be the next BOND!" reaction.

James Bond is James Bond.  If, in some brilliantly-executed spinoff, someone conceived of a Jaime Bond -- say, Bond's granddaughter who became a spy for MI6 -- I would entertain that notion.

Otherwise, keep up the Daniel Craig "reboot" movies.  Casino rocked.  The next one sucked, but the third chapter was quite good, bordering on extremely good IMO.  And the next, which introduces SPECTRE ... ohhh :)  Shit's gonna get real :)  I just hope they cast another tongue-hardening gal as the female lead.  In Casino, they totally nailed it with Eva Green.  She drinks copious amounts of wine, chain-smokes, laughs at exercise and still looks like that.  Holy FUCK!  What a goddess.

But I've run out of time.  Folks are yelling at me to come eat supper, so at the risk of full evisceration -- not having provided pics and all, let alone continuing my train of thought -- eh, well ... have it me should you wish.

Remember, however, you are picking on an amalgam of a great many wounded folk ... what with all of my tears and [perhaps] irreversible gut growth, haven't I endured enough?!  ;D

Very few women can pull off the lead role in an action film, I can only think of two who could do it, and that was when they were younger, Sigourney Weaver and Jodie Foster, anyone else and I have to flick off.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: BB on March 31, 2015, 03:27:09 PM
They should give it to Idris Elba, and let there be a black, british Bond. I, too, just can't see a woman having the physicality to pull off the role believably. It takes me right out of the show/film when you've got a little slightly athletic chick supposedly smashing a whole posse of bad guys with ease  ::).
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: MAXX on March 31, 2015, 03:33:11 PM
total white knight, leftist, pro mass- immigration, pussy faghet

precisely what UK needs right now  ::)
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: bradistani on March 31, 2015, 03:56:26 PM
i'd like to see a paraplegic bond someday. just imagine what his / her wheelchair could do.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: bradistani on March 31, 2015, 04:04:24 PM
They should give it to Idris Elba, and let there be a black, british Bond. I, too, just can't see a woman having the physicality to pull off the role believably. It takes me right out of the show/film when you've got a little slightly athletic chick supposedly smashing a whole posse of bad guys with ease  ::).

you might wanna avoid watching SALT, HANNA and KICK-ASS then
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: goku on March 31, 2015, 05:10:43 PM
They should give it to Idris Elba, and let there be a black, british Bond. I, too, just can't see a woman having the physicality to pull off the role believably. It takes me right out of the show/film when you've got a little slightly athletic chick supposedly smashing a whole posse of bad guys with ease  ::).

thats a good shout actually! Idris Elba would do well, got that natural charisma.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 31, 2015, 05:42:34 PM
Just what you want in a Prime minister or President. A guy who gives a fuck about who plays who in the make believe movies...WTF
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: bradistani on March 31, 2015, 05:54:00 PM
Just what you want in a Prime minister or President. A guy who gives a fuck about who plays who in the make believe movies...WTF

he electioneering.

anyway, if bond can possibly be played by a black man, then why not a woman ? a black woman even.

none of the above are ever likely to happen though i don't think.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Radical Plato on March 31, 2015, 06:14:51 PM
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What a wimpy looking little homo, not a masculine bone in his body.  He should be ashamed of himself.
No wonder Britain has gone to the dogs.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Hulkotron on March 31, 2015, 06:22:29 PM
Hopefully she will receive the job over a more qualified white male Anglo-Saxon champion.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: illuminati on March 31, 2015, 06:29:36 PM
Surprised he didn't suggest a Muslim female, blind, lesbian,single parent, quadriplegic Isis member.
That should cover all his vote winning bases.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: TheShape. on March 31, 2015, 06:41:49 PM
STOP TRYING TO MAKE BOND BLACK OR FEMALE! HE'S A WHITE ENGLISH MALE, THAT'S THE FUCKING CHARACTER. LEAVE IT ALONE!
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: 240 is Back on March 31, 2015, 06:47:21 PM
I want to see Bill Murray play a smart ass james bond.

Or Omar from the Wire.  He'd be awesome.  Just shooting people for the fck of it.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: greeneyes on March 31, 2015, 07:08:15 PM
total white knight, leftist, pro mass- immigration, pussy faghet

precisely what UK needs right now  ::)
Left just became recently full of fags. Left was good back in the day and still there's good leftists now.

I'm a leftist, definitely not feminist, definitely not for immigration...
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Flexacon on March 31, 2015, 07:11:32 PM
STOP TRYING TO MAKE BOND BLACK OR FEMALE! HE'S A WHITE ENGLISH MALE, THAT'S THE FUCKING CHARACTER. LEAVE IT ALONE!

KNOW YOUR FUCKING FACTS. HE WAS ORIGINALLY DEPICTED AS BRITISH WITH A SCOTSMAN FOR A FATHER AND A SWISS MOTHER. NOTHING ENGLISH ABOUT HIM
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: TheShape. on March 31, 2015, 07:13:56 PM
KNOW YOUR FUCKING FACTS. HE WAS ORIGINALLY DEPICTED AS BRITISH WITH A SCOTSMAN FOR A FATHER AND A SWISS MOTHER. NOTHING ENGLISH ABOUT HIM
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Flexacon on March 31, 2015, 07:38:42 PM
Bonds birth place is unknown, but a young bond learnt to speak German then French so  it's like he was born in Germany. He's Scottish father and Swiss mother died when he was 11, then he went on to live with his aunt in England. Lived n London whilst working as a secret service agent.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: JasonH on April 01, 2015, 12:52:51 AM
What a wimpy looking little homo, not a masculine bone in his body.  He should be ashamed of himself.
No wonder Britain has gone to the dogs.

If this guy becomes Prime Minister in a month's time I'm leaving this country.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Mitch on April 01, 2015, 01:01:16 AM
Soppy left wing cnut. It wouldn't be James Bond then would it. Jane Bond itd have to be.
Who cares about Jane Bond? Give me Cheetah Bond!  >:(
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Henda on April 01, 2015, 01:54:05 AM
Fag
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: SuperTed on April 01, 2015, 02:05:55 AM
We have to go with the times. Bond should be a female, black lesbian (possibly transgender).

Seriously though, Bond should always resemble how Fleming envisaged - a tall, white British male with jet black hair.
I think even the blond haired Craig doesn't quite look the part. Elba will be far worse. :-X

Milliband is a wimpy liberal, Marxist dork but will probably be the UK's PM next month. :-\

Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Carlton G. Long on April 01, 2015, 03:14:38 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414714897891_wps_23_Ed_Miliband_This_is_what_.jpg)

Ed Miliband has unveiled his latest policy: he wants a female James Bond.

 The Labour leader met Rosamund Pike today and tipped her to make history by becoming the first woman in the role.

 "I think she's a great British actress, she'd make a great Bond,” Mr Miliband said during a visit to Magic Radio studios.

 "This is 2015, I think we can move with the times."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/ed-miliband-wants-rosamund-pike-to-be-the-first-female-james-bond-10147248.html

pandering qu33r

Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Sokolsky on April 01, 2015, 03:20:50 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414714897891_wps_23_Ed_Miliband_This_is_what_.jpg)

Ed Miliband has unveiled his latest policy: he wants a female James Bond.

 The Labour leader met Rosamund Pike today and tipped her to make history by becoming the first woman in the role.

 "I think she's a great British actress, she'd make a great Bond,” Mr Miliband said during a visit to Magic Radio studios.

 "This is 2015, I think we can move with the times."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/ed-miliband-wants-rosamund-pike-to-be-the-first-female-james-bond-10147248.html

Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: latiuss on April 01, 2015, 03:21:41 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414714897891_wps_23_Ed_Miliband_This_is_what_.jpg)

Ed Miliband has unveiled his latest policy: he wants a female James Bond.

 The Labour leader met Rosamund Pike today and tipped her to make history by becoming the first woman in the role.

 "I think she's a great British actress, she'd make a great Bond,” Mr Miliband said during a visit to Magic Radio studios.

 "This is 2015, I think we can move with the times."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/ed-miliband-wants-rosamund-pike-to-be-the-first-female-james-bond-10147248.html


Please tell me that t shirt slogan is shopped?
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Donny on April 01, 2015, 03:33:05 AM
as hard as my first shit.. ??? what the hell is the UK coming to. None of these so called Labour working class MPS grew up in a council Estate. Upper class Educated dreamers.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Hypo on April 01, 2015, 03:40:05 AM
I think we should have a white Shaft (no homo) a male Cinderella (no homo) and black guys to play Hitler with a Mexican as Stalin in a biopic.  ::)
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: fredrollon on April 01, 2015, 04:14:55 AM
It seems the story broke yesterday. So this isn't an April Fools joke?   

Quote
'I like bad taste - things like A-ha Take On Me.'
With a quote like that,I suspected it might be.... :D
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: _bruce_ on April 01, 2015, 04:37:37 AM
A degenerate who follows the money, hates Britain and wants a boiling mass of servants that cater to his voting needs.
Not much left of some parts of Britain and the change is irreversible.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 01, 2015, 09:29:54 AM
What a wimpy looking little homo, not a masculine bone in his body.  He should be ashamed of himself.
No wonder Britain has gone to the dogs.

His dad was a Marxist Jew :-\
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Nails on April 01, 2015, 09:31:26 AM
let me guess , it will be named

Fatsopussy
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: SquatsRule on April 01, 2015, 09:39:25 AM
To be truly politically correct here, the part of Bond should be played by a black Mexican bisexual illegal immigrant male to female transgender who is dating Bruce Jenner.
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 01, 2015, 09:40:48 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414714897891_wps_23_Ed_Miliband_This_is_what_.jpg)(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23100000/Raymond-everybody-loves-raymond-23125856-2048-2560.jpg)
Title: Re: Ed milliband, possible future british prime minister, wants a female james bond
Post by: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 09:47:10 AM

Please tell me that t shirt slogan is shopped?

Real, and he wasnt the only party leader in the uk to be pictured wearing one.Turned out they were made by Chinese workers making a buck or day or something and brutally backfired.