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Title: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 03:36:54 PM
Hmm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3024460/Lonely-shepherd-dead-having-sex-scarecrow-d-dressed-wig-lipstick.html#ixzz3WTd1XaIV
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: calfzilla on April 05, 2015, 03:40:16 PM
Quote from: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 03:36:54 PM
Hmm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3024460/Lonely-shepherd-dead-having-sex-scarecrow-d-dressed-wig-lipstick.html#ixzz3WTd1XaIV

I guess living out in the county didn't work out well for skorpio.  :(
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 03:41:20 PM
Quote from: calfzilla on April 05, 2015, 03:40:16 PM
I guess living out in the county didn't work out well for skorpio.  :(

I think the sexual angle may be off, Skorpio may have been fashioning himself a wig from the straw
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: bradistani on April 05, 2015, 03:46:56 PM
ewe wouldn't think a shepherd would have to resort to fucking a scarecrow :-\
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Quote from: bradistani on April 05, 2015, 03:46:56 PM
ewe wouldn't think a shepherd would have to resort to fucking a scarecrow :-\

Maybe it was a hot one?
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: bradistani on April 05, 2015, 03:58:38 PM
Quote from: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Maybe it was a hot one?

well at least he wouldn't have to put up with its bleating
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: King Shizzo on April 05, 2015, 04:01:43 PM
Quote from: bradistani on April 05, 2015, 03:46:56 PM
ewe wouldn't think a shepherd would have to resort to fucking a scarecrow :-\
Give Will Grant a break! At least he could touch the scarecrow.
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: Shizzo on April 05, 2015, 04:01:43 PM
Give Will Grant a break! At least he could touch the scarecrow.

Only because he got frustrated it wouldn't type back
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: bradistani on April 05, 2015, 04:29:45 PM
Quote from: Shizzo on April 05, 2015, 04:01:43 PM
Give Will Grant a break! At least he could touch the scarecrow.

a final straw even for will
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 04:50:35 PM
At least it scared the crows off
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: King Shizzo on April 05, 2015, 05:31:13 PM
Quote from: Army of One on April 05, 2015, 04:50:35 PM
At least it scared the crows off
But not the blondes with crows feet.
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 05, 2015, 06:10:50 PM
Idiot got what he deserved. Does anyone know if he was an organ donor?  Hopefully they made it to some poor soul on a waiting list.
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: calfzilla on April 05, 2015, 06:13:58 PM
Quote from: Irongrip400 on April 05, 2015, 06:10:50 PM
Idiot got what he deserved. Does anyone know if he was an organ donor?  Hopefully they made it to some poor soul on a waiting list.

I know of a few pro bbers who could use his kidneys.  :-X
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: booty on April 05, 2015, 06:43:50 PM
If he's that lonely he would be better off with a pet like a dog or a cat.
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: LittleJ on April 05, 2015, 06:52:41 PM
Jeepers Creepers
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: ritch on April 05, 2015, 06:55:15 PM
sounds like fake "fox news" type report. No proof he even had sex with the scarecrow and how could fuckin' a scarecrow kill you???
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: el numero uno on April 05, 2015, 09:53:50 PM
Gives the phrase "the corn" a new meaning.
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: Royalty on April 06, 2015, 03:31:12 AM
Quote from: ritch on April 05, 2015, 06:55:15 PM
sounds like fake "fox news" type report. No proof he even had sex with the scarecrow and how could fuckin' a scarecrow kill you???


Hay & Straw can be very sharp and can damage/slice "delicate areas"


A scarecrow is basically a human sized machete.
Title: Re: man dies having sex with a scarecrow
Post by: kreator on April 06, 2015, 03:55:38 AM
I don't get what people see in Angelina Jolie