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Title: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: Army of One on April 19, 2015, 09:42:19 AM
Not only can't superman die apart from Kryptonite, is around 100000000000000000000000 times stronger and faster, can move faster than light, how does this new Batman and superman film make any sense?by the time batman has fired up his batmobile late because he needed to eat and shut, also has the flu, superman could have finished the movie.
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: latiuss on April 19, 2015, 09:46:56 AM
You're not a nerd, you're a massive bender.
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: _aj_ on April 19, 2015, 09:47:44 AM
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Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: Tapeworm on April 19, 2015, 10:00:04 AM
It's super gay that a continuing theme in superman is his internal psychological conflict.  Superman is sad,  superman is lonely, superman is angry.

As if I'm supposed to be all simpatico like "Oh, I have those emotions too.  I really understand his struggle now.  I hope he comes through it ok."

If it was just some schlub who couldn't fly you'd be like 'Hey, suck it up, pal.  Life's tough all over."  That poor guy is working 3 jobs, has a fat wife, and would die, right there on the spot, if someone just smacked him in the head with a brick.  And you don't give a fuck about him.
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: ritch on April 19, 2015, 10:03:50 AM
Not only can't superman die apart from Kryptonite, is around 100000000000000000000000 times stronger and faster, can move faster than light, how does this new Batman and superman film make any sense?by the time batman has fired up his batmobile late because he needed to eat and shut, also has the flu, superman could have finished the movie.

LOL!!!

But BatMan makes us all believe!!!
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: Tapeworm on April 19, 2015, 10:38:22 AM
Batman.  ::)  All bunged up because his parents died so he bought some gravity boots and jerks off upside down getting jizz in his eyes.  Women would react well.  "Ok, so I'm gonna hang here by my feet like this and you go ahead and work it.  It's kind of my thing.  Then I'll do you, I promise."

Interestingly, he never gave much thought about other orphans whose parents also died but who didn't inherit billions of dollars.  Real life orphans must despise all these Batman movies but they can't say anything because then they'll have to admit that they're orphans and spent their childhoods shaking their little asses for Daddy Warbucks.
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 19, 2015, 11:27:59 AM
OP is so fucking gay he should be made a mod.
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: thegamechanger on April 19, 2015, 11:32:51 AM
there's two kind of people in this world

the ones who grow up watching batman
and the ones who grow up watching buttman
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: HTexan on April 19, 2015, 07:51:26 PM
Superman is such a lame fucking superhero. Power creep has pretty much made him a god. So the stupid cliche fuckhead writers, say, " hummm let's compare him the Jesus!!" wrong.. Doesn't work. ::) ::)
Then, you cast ben fucking asslick? This movie is going to suck huge donkey balls.

/end rant
Title: Re: not a nerd, dont understand how batman has 1/100000000000000th power of superman
Post by: el numero uno on April 19, 2015, 08:02:33 PM
I'm more interested in the new Dragon Ball Z movie.  :D I liked marvel superheroes when I was a kid. Superman's story always seemed kinda lame to me. Clark Kent takes off his glasses and nobody recognizes, really?