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I was just thinking, 10 years on and I'm still not tired of hearing about this clown, nor can I believe he's real.In the style of Borat, The Dictator, Bruno etc, do you think the entertainment is there to make a movie on Goodrum?Maybe more documentary style? What are some scenes you can imagine being in this Movie?
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Obviously, his intimate relationships outside of GB have to be an integral part of the movie.
The incident where DA spit on him has to also be included.
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Obviously, his intimate relationships outside of GB have to be an integral part of the movie.
The incident where DA spit on him has to also be included.
Yes, also his battles with Keith would be a large focus, Vince pulling out his voodoo doll and pins every night would get a laugh
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Again? What was wrong with the first one?
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I was just thinking, 10 years on and I'm still not tired of hearing about this clown, nor can I believe he's real.In the style of Borat, The Dictator, Bruno etc, do you think the entertainment is there to make a movie on Goodrum?Maybe more documentary style? What are some scenes you can imagine being in this Movie?
LOL!
I would test the market by trying to sell t shirts first.
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Obviously, his intimate relationships outside of GB have to be an integral part of the movie.
The incident where DA spit on him has to also be included.
That scene would be shot with multiple angles in slow motion, maybe even in 3D.
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Again? What was wrong with the first one?
Didn't precious know she was a fat, social outcast?
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That scene would be shot with multiple angles in slow motion, maybe even in 3D.
Bullet time, ala Matrix style around the spit as it approaches Goodrum would be a master stroke
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Didn't precious know she was a fat, social outcast?
Historical fiction. Reality just too unrealistic here - audiences simply wouldn't buy it.
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That scene would be shot with multiple angles in slow motion, maybe even in 3D.
haha, that would be so epic. :D
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Maybe a dancing scene, like the end of Napoleon Dynamite, to the tune 'just got paid' when Vince gets his first 5 cent affiliate marketing cheque
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Most of the film would just be a fat lazy darkie lying around in a fly, rat and roache infested trailer
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Most of the film would just be a fat lazy darkie lying around in a fly, rat and roache infested trailer
The film could just be seen through the eyes of his delusions, much like his posts here
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I wonder if he's ever considered a career as a jamboy. Great pay and benefits. A little degrading plus you have to supply your own jam, but it's a satisfying job knowing you're keeping the flies away while the rich, white folk play 18 holes fly-free.
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Soundtrack for the movie
The great pretender
Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell
Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own.......
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Yes I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and gay like the clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
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Poor Vince, he's mentally ill but too delusional to see it. :-\ But hey, he seems to be happy, and he's a cool guy, despite all the lies.
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Poor Vince, he's mentally ill but too delusional to see it. :-\ But hey, he seems to be happy, and he's a cool guy, despite all the lies.
Goodrum is cool, but mostly when he is ordered to retrieve frozen foods from the freezer of the Walmart where he works.
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I personally would love to see a remake of Smokey & The Bandit with Vince and Vissy as the Bandit and Cledus. They could be two wild and crazy guys trying to move a load of magic stick enhanced bee pollen east of the Mississippi. Along the way they could pick Booty as she's pursued by Vince B & Lee Priest in the role of Buford T Justice and son.
Maybe get (a hologram) Keith and Coach to play Big Enos and Little Enos....
It could work.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Roots_25th_Anniversary_Edition.jpg)
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Guess we're pretty Klumped out by now, but ...
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I was just thinking, 10 years on and I'm still not tired of hearing about this clown, nor can I believe he's real.In the style of Borat, The Dictator, Bruno etc, do you think the entertainment is there to make a movie on Goodrum?Maybe more documentary style? What are some scenes you can imagine being in this Movie?
is there a movie called " ugly twinks" ? ???
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Its essentially the movie "I am Sam", just replace the tards daughter with vissy.
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Goodrum could be made into a movie for sure...But for it to really bring in the big numbers, Producers will need to bring in Vissy as his lovable sidekick...
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id like to see him in master of the universe as a black he-man
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Yes because he is actually serious with all the stuff he says.
He would first make a good snl character and then hit the big screen.
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This should be the theme song of the Goodrum movie:
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The Pitch: The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980) meets Sleeping With The Enemy (1991).
One day, while out in the Kalahari looking for meerkats to help feed his bare-assed African tribe, clan member Me 'el Vin is almost smashed to death by a plunging skydiver who got separated from the formation of his all-gay team. Miraculously, the skydiver survives the fall with only minor bruises and damage to one of his ocular muscles. Interpreting the occurrence as that of a wind god descending to the earth, Me 'el Vin inspects the fallen man, marveling at his white skin, teal eyeliner, and phallic rainbow necklace.
Convinced that he has experienced the rare gift of a theophany, Me 'el Vin secretly carries the shaken man to his hut, and, invoking the tribal principle of finder's-keepers, is intent on having him all to himself. At first, things follow smoothly. Vissy, as the man calls himself, is slowly nursed back to health. Sex ensues in gentle, healing waves. Blurring the lines of individuality, and accompanied by an enchanting symphony of livestock and drums, a chromatic manlove of grey is born, filling the hut with a primal, aromatic musk.
However, while Vissy is contently convalescing, his 'keeper' finds that he desires more. Unable to conjure amazements and wonders, the power of which the greedy Mel 'el Vin wants to learn, if not steal, Vissy is tied up, gagged, and placed in an underground hole. Me 'el Vin becomes increasingly unrealistic with his demands, and, with disappointments mounting, releases his frustration in a series of sexually violent acts. Vissy, now broken and despondent, vows to escape his African nightmare by faking his death. But how?
(BTW: had Robert Altman's The Player (1992) in mind)