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Title: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Darren Avey on April 26, 2015, 12:01:56 PM
Watched the world heavyweight boxing champion  ::) Wlad Klitschko last night. Imagine him in da cage.Id just go straight after those long legs, take him straight to the floor then submit him whichever way I see fit.
Welcome to the top of da food chain "Klit."
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: SuperTed on April 26, 2015, 12:10:32 PM
LOL. One of his jabs would put you into orbit Darren. :D
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: MANGOOS on April 26, 2015, 12:13:39 PM
He would win any of american fake champions, show makers   ;) sad but true
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Darren Avey on April 26, 2015, 12:15:20 PM
LOL. One of his jabs would put you into orbit Darren. :D

Id be too fast and besides in da cage he d have mitts on and he d break his head on my rock hard cranium if he did land,
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Wiggs on April 26, 2015, 12:27:13 PM
/\ mental illness
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: affeman on April 26, 2015, 12:45:20 PM
LMAO you'd be in hospital for the next 110 years where they'd try desperately to sew your head back on when that guy touches you lightly once with his right fist.

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Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: thegamechanger on April 26, 2015, 12:48:03 PM
i would fight him at the beach and throw sand in his eyes and then hit him with my plastic shovel
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Marty Champions on April 26, 2015, 01:57:08 PM
You better go at klitchko pushing n shoving dirty boxing
if boxers dont push/shove theyll get backed up then fuked up
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: thegamechanger on April 26, 2015, 02:11:42 PM
would you fight him marty?
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Marty Champions on April 26, 2015, 02:21:41 PM
would you fight him marty?
i go at him and shove him against each rope for the first two rounds irrating him fucking up his rhythm i dont know how illegal pushing is in boxing but i tell u one thing im not chasing that guy for 10 rounds getting jabbed all night in the head

You give him a good shove around for 15 minites first then you barbecue his ribs when hes off balance scared and confused after a hard shove

And lose a point for spitting in his face .. just push around the lanky bastard much like football game
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: muscleman-2013 on April 26, 2015, 03:45:54 PM
i go at him and shove him against each rope for the first two rounds irrating him fucking up his rhythm i dont know how illegal pushing is in boxing but i tell u one thing im not chasing that guy for 10 rounds getting jabbed all night in the head

You give him a good shove around for 15 minites first then you barbecue his ribs when hes off balance scared and confused after a hard shove

And lose a point for spitting in his face .. just push around the lanky bastard much like football game

SURE Marty  ::)
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: polychronopolous on April 26, 2015, 03:49:57 PM
All-Time Consecutive Title Defenses Heavyweight Division

1  Joe Louis    25
2. Larry Holmes    20
3. Wladimir Klitschko    18
4. Tommy Burns  11
5. Muhammad Ali   10
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Waller on April 26, 2015, 04:04:40 PM
i go at him and shove him against each rope for the first two rounds irrating him fucking up his rhythm i dont know how illegal pushing is in boxing but i tell u one thing im not chasing that guy for 10 rounds getting jabbed all night in the head

You give him a good shove around for 15 minites first then you barbecue his ribs when hes off balance scared and confused after a hard shove

And lose a point for spitting in his face .. just push around the lanky bastard much like football game

Somebody who's profession is about getting punched in the face by heavyweight boxers is not going to be scared by a shove.

Maybe throw some noodles at him.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Hulkotron on April 26, 2015, 05:19:41 PM
This guy has been ducking the Falcon for years.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Royalty on April 26, 2015, 05:21:00 PM
Id be too fast and besides in da cage he d have mitts on and he d break his head on my rock hard cranium if he did land,

He'd hurt you badly after your failed takedown attempt.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: THE ARS on April 26, 2015, 05:33:01 PM
All-Time Consecutive Title Defenses Heavyweight Division

1  Joe Louis    25
2. Larry Holmes    20
3. Wladimir Klitschko    18
4. Tommy Burns  11
5. Muhammad Ali   10

Probably beat Tommy Burns, but who the fuck knows, not much film there.

Other four would handle him easily.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: SuperTed on April 27, 2015, 02:09:56 AM
He'd definitely beat poor tommy burns...dude was the shortest heavyweight in history, and one of the lightest too. Still a hell of a fighter though.
the Klitschko's are underrated because they have a horrible style to watch but it's effective. Vitali was by far the better fighter but wlad has learnt how to play it safe and effective, though i'd agree he loses to the others on the list in their prime.

Wlad is the better boxer. Vitali was the better fighter.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: MANGOOS on April 27, 2015, 02:30:40 AM
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Costanza on April 27, 2015, 02:37:42 AM
The Falcon would definitely connect with a few shots.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: _bruce_ on April 27, 2015, 03:07:07 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 27, 2015, 07:34:45 AM
What a boring fight.  he just jabbed with his left the entire night trying to get in a right hook but never had the chance.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Hulkotron on April 27, 2015, 07:59:37 AM
This is one of the best posts i've ever read on here! ;D

Falcon by TKO or maybe a split decision.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: JasonH on April 27, 2015, 08:19:32 AM
Klitschko's next fight is mandatory against Tyson Fury for the WBC title, should be interesting.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: oldgolds on April 27, 2015, 08:27:38 AM
Klitschko's next fight is mandatory against Tyson Fury for the WBC title, should be interesting.

You gotta be kidding...Fury is a complete bum. First round knockout.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: SuperTed on April 27, 2015, 08:35:43 AM
You gotta be kidding...Fury is a complete bum. First round knockout.

Fury is decent and has heart. He'll last around 6-8 rounds before getting stopped.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 27, 2015, 08:47:26 AM
Klitschko  fights shit opponents.  Mostly because the heavyweight division is shit and because he wants to hold onto those belts.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: SuperTed on April 27, 2015, 08:48:42 AM
Klitschko  fights shit opponents.  Mostly because the heavyweight division is shit and because he wants to hold onto those belts.

He fights the best available opponents (who admittedly aren't great).

Who do you think he should fight? Aside from Falcon. :D
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 27, 2015, 08:52:14 AM
He fights the best available opponents (who admittedly aren't great).

Who do you think he should fight? Aside from Falcon. :D

There's two issues.  The first is he only fights because he has to or he'll lose his belts.  The second is when he does fight the opponents suck ass.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: SuperTed on April 27, 2015, 08:55:26 AM
There's two issues.  The first is he only fights because he has to or he'll lose his belts.  The second is when he does fight the opponents suck ass.

He fights 2-3 times a year. That's actually decent for a 39 year old champion in boxing today.
Some of the opponents suck, sure. But who do you think he should fight instead?
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: thegamechanger on April 27, 2015, 09:05:55 AM
can we talk about ms klitschko instead?

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Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Voice of Doom on April 27, 2015, 09:45:35 AM
All-Time Consecutive Title Defenses Heavyweight Division

1  Joe Louis    25
2. Larry Holmes    20
3. Wladimir Klitschko    18
4. Tommy Burns  11
5. Muhammad Ali   10
No undefeated Marciano in that list?
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 27, 2015, 09:51:10 AM
can we talk about ms klitschko instead?

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When I see the size difference between them I just wonder what type of pounding she must endure.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: CalvinH on April 27, 2015, 12:00:57 PM
Boring fight.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2015, 12:07:38 PM
I think on actual title defences he didn't have that many, around 6 I think but will have to google it later. He definitely beat the hell out of an old joe louis in one of his defences though.

25 straight title defenses is a helluva record.

At 39 years old I don't know if Vlad is going to be able to catch that one.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Tennisballz on April 27, 2015, 12:46:42 PM
Wlad did fight a boring fight.  But at this stage in the game he knows his age and he doesn't want to trade punches with an inferior opponent.  Jennings was game but just isn't good enough at the top level.  I think Wlad vs Fury could be interesting.  Fury has the size but would have to actually show up in shape.  Other good fights could be Anthony Joshua or Lucas Browne.  I personally think the Klitschkos are two of the all time best ever.  That being said, Wlad needs to retire.  The heavyweight division is as exciting as ever but it needs fresh faces.  I really like Joshua as the next champ.  He has the amateur pedigree and has better defense than Wilder IMO.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: affeman on April 27, 2015, 12:52:29 PM
When I see the size difference between them I just wonder what type of pounding she must endure.

Most professional athletes are asexual. Their entire focus and energy goes into the sport.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 27, 2015, 01:02:22 PM
Wlad did fight a boring fight.  But at this stage in the game he knows his age and he doesn't want to trade punches with an inferior opponent.  Jennings was game but just isn't good enough at the top level.  I think Wlad vs Fury could be interesting.  Fury has the size but would have to actually show up in shape.  Other good fights could be Anthony Joshua or Lucas Browne.  I personally think the Klitschkos are two of the all time best ever.  That being said, Wlad needs to retire.  The heavyweight division is as exciting as ever but it needs fresh faces.  I really like Joshua as the next champ.  He has the amateur pedigree and has better defense than Wilder IMO.

The commentators mentioned all of the holding before the fight and Wlad didn't disappoint.  Kept putting Jennings into a headlock.  Fucking horrible boxing.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Pete Nice on April 27, 2015, 05:25:33 PM
Woad fought his usual fight.  Bryant Jennings showed more than I thought he would, he was expectedly and ultimately under-matched against the much bigger man, with a style that has been almost perfected.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: AbrahamG on April 27, 2015, 05:29:42 PM
can we talk about ms klitschko instead?

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I wonder if he comes out the other side when he penetrates her?
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: ritch on April 27, 2015, 05:38:18 PM
can we talk about ms klit instead?

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fixed...
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Marty Champions on April 27, 2015, 05:44:39 PM
Haden pantytear klitko
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Mclovin on April 27, 2015, 09:03:40 PM
No undefeated Marciano in that list?

I think he only had 5.

Made successful title defenses against: Roland LaStarza, KO 11, 9/24/53;
Ezzard Charles, W 15, 6/17/54, and KO 8, 9/17/54; Don Cockell, KO 9, 5/16/55; and Archie Moore, KO 9, 9/21/55.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2015, 09:10:05 PM
Klitschko's next fight is mandatory against Tyson Fury for the WBC title, should be interesting.

I can't remember the last time Vlad fought someone significantly bigger than him.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: SuperTed on April 28, 2015, 02:15:36 AM
I can't remember the last time Vlad fought someone significantly bigger than him.

Wlad is 6'6 so it's rare even for a HW to be taller than that.
I think Mariusz Wach was slighty taller though.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Costanza on April 28, 2015, 02:33:28 AM
Falcon is the same height and similar age but has 50 odd pounds on the twink.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: thegamechanger on April 28, 2015, 03:47:05 AM
klitschko been dodging falcon ever since he saw those youtube videos. klitscho imagining falcon coming into the ring with jethro tull blasting is just too much for him to take.
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 28, 2015, 05:25:07 AM
When I see the size difference between them I just wonder what type of pounding she must endure.

she looks very very relaxed  ;D
Title: Re: Wladimir Klitschko
Post by: Marty Champions on April 28, 2015, 05:53:10 AM
Late foreman and tyson would shove or bodyrush onto an opponent getting them off balance and open

If you think about it its brilliant

It makes for atricky fight

Foreman loved to wait n push look for an opening