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Title: floppy cock
Post by: mogulgangi on May 03, 2015, 08:05:29 PM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: old-school-lifter on May 03, 2015, 08:10:32 PM
try the injection with prostaglandin?
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: gmflex on May 03, 2015, 08:12:59 PM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis



Foreplay..
Should of played with her tits..
Go down on her..
A couple of fingers...
Keep her busy while your manhood wakes up...
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2015, 08:22:00 PM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis


Stop Watching porn.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: SquidVicious on May 03, 2015, 08:34:56 PM
she didn't let me it was so weird she just pretty much said get it upright now or I'm going to leave within 20 seconds she was gone didn't let me play with her and let me start some foreplay and my confidence was played after the event but I realize that it wasn't my fault it was hers she's just a crazy psycho
Good riddance. Probably spared yourself Ebola.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Wiggs on May 03, 2015, 09:58:27 PM
no way bro are you serious could never let go of some good ol porn

I hear that advice all the time but I actually think porn helps gives you stamina better moves better techniques like watching game film

Trust me. Do some research. Stop watching porn for a month.  It's the porn.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Sokolsky on May 03, 2015, 11:29:30 PM
Lacking info here; you on the gear?


Also, women  ::) can't give you a minute to get hard, but lord beholds if you jam your dick in without giving her time to get wet/use lube.  ::)
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: thegamechanger on May 03, 2015, 11:32:38 PM
so you meet some stupid bitch and comes to the conclusion you are the problem and you should change?
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: kreator on May 03, 2015, 11:49:04 PM
Trust me. Do some research. Stop watching porn for a month.  It's the porn.


agree, did that once for 2 weeks, no porn, no jerking off, no nothing, i swear only after 2 weeks i was horny and hard as hell
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: flinstones1 on May 04, 2015, 12:22:02 AM
so you meet some stupid bitch and comes to the conclusion you are the problem and you should change?

this.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: The Italian Lifter on May 04, 2015, 12:22:41 AM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis

Sorry to say bro but this is NOT a true woman.
Real women are not so stupid, you'll be def better without such an idiot
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on May 04, 2015, 12:23:34 AM
So you can't cut the mustard, Maby you're gay?

THE BEEF
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 04, 2015, 12:28:05 AM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis


Hi sevastase
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: thegamechanger on May 04, 2015, 12:29:42 AM
(http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/files/gedc2163_hope_its_worth_the_wait_611.jpg)
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Immortal_Technique on May 04, 2015, 12:55:26 AM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis


If you find a girl who's into you then you'll get more than 20 seconds to get a hard cock lol. That sounds a bit like she was 20 seconds from regretting the whole idea. Lack of interest in for play suggests no element of pleasure for her, is she going through a bad break up or has epic low self esteem?
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Julio Ceasar on May 04, 2015, 01:28:33 AM
She might be a man hater, feminist. Maybe its her thing to do like this, some sort of revenge!

A girl shall always start on her knee having your dick in her mouth!

I have meet several girls lately who dosent make me hard, dosent bother me very much. More like, your to ugly for me, your personality isent right! Need a better one :)
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Croatch on May 04, 2015, 01:57:17 AM
If she gave me 20 seconds from the time she walked in, I would have turned her straight around and kicked her ass on the way out.
Aren't you the "man" here?  I've never had that situation occur ever in life.  You probably saved yourself from the herpes.  Well done.
Who gets it up in 20 seconds flat?  Maybe 2 minutes. 
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Hulkotron on May 04, 2015, 02:07:56 AM
About 5 years ago.  I have probably been in half a dozen scraps as an adult.  But I used to box in my late teens and early twenties and did quite a bit of sparring.  Mind you, I ended up with a criminal record but I feel that is a better option than letting people walk all over you. I have lived in some rough areas and haven't always had a choice.  I am not as old as you, I am 42, but I am always prepared to throw down if push comes to shove.  I was just raised working class and spent my early years working blue collar, if you didn't learn to fight, you got pushed around.  Learning to box was the best thing I ever did, I think learning some type of fighting skill is essential for a man, I always notice a different inner confidence with men who have learned the basics of fighting. Learning to fight changes a man I believe and it is like riding a bike, once you learn you never forget.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 04, 2015, 02:16:22 AM
Trust me. Do some research. Stop watching porn for a month.  It's the porn.

x2

Wiggs is right
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: The Italian Lifter on May 04, 2015, 02:19:55 AM
x2

Wiggs is right
Or just go out, fuck the Pc, look how many hot women are walking around half naked now that's hot.
I just love summer in italy  ;D
I have to go now
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: booty on May 04, 2015, 02:29:25 AM
Sorry to say bro but this is NOT a true woman.
Real women are not so stupid, you'll be def better without such an idiot
Got to agree here.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 04, 2015, 02:53:44 AM
Sounds like porn induced floppy cock to me.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: wes on May 04, 2015, 02:59:34 AM
Flacid Penis Of Peace
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: _aj_ on May 04, 2015, 03:18:37 AM
What woman doesn't want you to go down on her? I suspect tranny.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: The Grim Lifter on May 04, 2015, 03:47:59 AM
You would not believe what taking L-arginine and pycnogenol will do for erections.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: _aj_ on May 04, 2015, 03:49:30 AM
You would not believe what taking L-arginine and pycnogenol will do for erections.

What the hell is that second one?
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: The Grim Lifter on May 04, 2015, 03:53:46 AM
What the hell is that second one?

I looked it up years ago. It's hard to find. I order off Biovea online. I mainly got it because i could tell something was fucking with the amount of training i was doing and maybe the blood was thick, didn't really have major problems. It worked within a day and a few days later felt so much better. I don't take a lot now maybe one every 3 days of each. I swear most erection prescriptions should try this first.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: _aj_ on May 04, 2015, 04:11:24 AM
I looked it up years ago. It's hard to find. I order off Biovea online. I mainly got it because i could tell something was fucking with the amount of training i was doing and maybe the blood was thick, didn't really have major problems. It worked within a day and a few days later felt so much better. I don't take a lot now maybe one every 3 days of each. I swear most erection prescriptions should try this first.

http://www.drugs.com/npp/pycnogenol.html

Interesting.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: forillagorilla on May 04, 2015, 04:44:51 AM
About 5 years ago.  I have probably been in half a dozen scraps as an adult.  But I used to box in my late teens and early twenties and did quite a bit of sparring.  Mind you, I ended up with a criminal record but I feel that is a better option than letting people walk all over you. I have lived in some rough areas and haven't always had a choice.  I am not as old as you, I am 42, but I am always prepared to throw down if push comes to shove.  I was just raised working class and spent my early years working blue collar, if you didn't learn to fight, you got pushed around.  Learning to box was the best thing I ever did, I think learning some type of fighting skill is essential for a man, I always notice a different inner confidence with men who have learned the basics of fighting. Learning to fight changes a man I believe and it is like riding a bike, once you learn you never forget.


Sure tough guy - lol.  Fantasies are nice but just remember that they aren't real or you are going to get hurt lil fella...
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: _aj_ on May 04, 2015, 04:52:27 AM

Sure tough guy - lol.  Fantasies are nice but just remember that they aren't real or you are going to get hurt lil fella...

I see The Trainer is still seeing the Internet as serious business.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Dave D on May 04, 2015, 05:06:47 AM
About 5 years ago.  I have probably been in half a dozen scraps as an adult.  But I used to box in my late teens and early twenties and did quite a bit of sparring.  Mind you, I ended up with a criminal record but I feel that is a better option than letting people walk all over you. I have lived in some rough areas and haven't always had a choice.  I am not as old as you, I am 42, but I am always prepared to throw down if push comes to shove.  I was just raised working class and spent my early years working blue collar, if you didn't learn to fight, you got pushed around.  Learning to box was the best thing I ever did, I think learning some type of fighting skill is essential for a man, I always notice a different inner confidence with men who have learned the basics of fighting. Learning to fight changes a man I believe and it is like riding a bike, once you learn you never forget.

X2

Another getbig all time quote.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: MAXX on May 04, 2015, 08:26:18 AM
maybe she was just dissapoint with your... size, or lack of it...
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 04, 2015, 08:27:38 AM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis

next time try looking at photos of GO4it and BayGBM as she gets ready to suck you off.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 04, 2015, 08:51:42 AM
Sounds like porn induced floppy cock to me.

So, that's a thing?
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Grape Ape on May 04, 2015, 09:05:42 AM

Sure tough guy - lol.  Fantasies are nice but just remember that they aren't real or you are going to get hurt lil fella...

You are so out of touch with this forum it's comical.

Keep being a dick and owning yourself in the process.  It's about the only thing you contribute here.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Overload on May 04, 2015, 09:07:44 AM
Only had this happen once after taking a bunch of X.  I was plowing this whore from behind at like 4am after a beach party.  She was not very hot and after a few minutes my dick quit working.

Sad times my friend.  I just told her my dick was numb and got dressed.

Never had it happen any other time.

Sounds like you need more Test.  Or invest in some Cialis and pump sluts in the cooter like a champ.


8)
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Natural Man on May 04, 2015, 03:07:18 PM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis

cialis and viagra lead to a huge number of erectile dysfunctions and priapism after years of use.  Most men then proceed to off themselves. You re better off these nasty drugs.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: flinstones1 on May 04, 2015, 03:24:53 PM
happened to me with a girl I dated, who I thought i was in love with. Figured my hormones were out of whack but I hooked up with a new girl right  after and got hard and stayed hard.  Sometimes it's just  the girl bro. For all you know you weren't even attacted to her, gear makes you attracted to women you wouldn't normally be attracted to if you had stayed with the test levels the lord gave you.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: SF1900 on May 04, 2015, 03:27:23 PM

Sure tough guy - lol.  Fantasies are nice but just remember that they aren't real or you are going to get hurt lil fella...

(http://i1302.photobucket.com/albums/ag137/nelsonmonty/tumblr_inline_mfbf39CDBC1r9b21g_zps1d33e483.jpg)
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 04, 2015, 03:35:17 PM
The male enhancement pills from gas stations work well
But don't get the ninja I felt like I was having a heart attack
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: dyslexic on May 04, 2015, 03:36:06 PM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis



It happens.


So what, it's not like you wanted to live with her and smell her shit, wake up to her in the morning... listen to all her bullshit... go shopping with her... etc , etc.



Even if the shit does get you hard you still have to be turned on by her. Maybe she opened up her yap TOO much....
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Tennisballz on May 04, 2015, 03:58:04 PM
Stop Watching porn.
this is absolutely correct.  Porn is so easy to watch now, and totally numbs down sex.  I don't watch nearly as much as I used to.  Of course the folks making booku bucks off selling ED meds will never say this, but it's the honest to god truth!
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: HTexan on May 04, 2015, 08:44:53 PM
You need a cock ring? ???
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: mogulgangi on May 04, 2015, 11:07:02 PM
Lacking info here; you on the gear?


Also, women  ::) can't give you a minute to get hard, but lord beholds if you jam your dick in without giving her time to get wet/use lube.  ::)

not on gear...havent even taken a supplement in 8 months...i miss test and tren...i hate being natural...its so stupid...i miss my rock hard veiny cock full of test and tren..i w :(
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Primemuscle on May 04, 2015, 11:08:58 PM
The was just messing with your head. She probably didn't want to fuck anyway. No man needs women like her.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Wiggs on May 05, 2015, 12:27:46 AM

def not...after she left, i went to my computer to jerk one out to my favorite porn starlet aletta ocean...her asshole can cure any man's worst pains.. her pucker is truly a blend of mystical pleasure with a touch of forbidden fruits of love that can make your life change instantly...could rub one out to her every day....

there after i went to the strip club later than night....

Too much porn
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: kreator on May 05, 2015, 12:31:25 AM
not on gear...havent even taken a supplement in 8 months...i miss test and tren...i hate being natural...its so stupid...i miss my rock hard veiny cock full of test and tren..i w :(


go on ...
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: jon cole on May 05, 2015, 04:05:12 AM
yes cialis is the option butgod damn does it suck to not perform when you pull some hot tail and she gets pissed off becauseyou aren't getting hard enough fast enough

I had this woman over the other day after some months of flirting and getting to know each other.she came over pulled my pants and wanted me to f*** her immediately so I said no problem and I then proceeded to get my cock hard

15 seconds in she said I was taking too long and was visibly upset 10 seconds later she walked out of my apartment and I never heard from her ever again

any other cures other than cialis



typically a girl who wants to be pregnant. It happened me once. After a diner i bang her in her car, the follwing day at her home, she just want to be banged in every way. I did it getbigger style, raw, no pulling out. Then she told me she didn't take birth control, she was from french caraibe, and she told me that girl from french caraibe usually raise children alone, "like my grand mother and my mother before me, it's a tradition to be a single mother". I spend the worst month of my life. She texted me later, "don't worry asshole, i got my menstruation".
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: The Grim Lifter on May 05, 2015, 05:10:03 AM

typically a girl who wants to be pregnant. It happened me once. After a diner i bang her in her car, the follwing day at her home, she just want to be banged in every way. I did it getbigger style, raw, no pulling out. Then she told me she didn't take birth control, she was from french caraibe, and she told me that girl from french caraibe usually raise children alone, "like my grand mother and my mother before me, it's a tradition to be a single mother". I spend the worst month of my life. She texted me later, "don't worry asshole, i got my menstruation".

Yeh calling you an asshole really offset the part of not being a daddy
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Azzaro on May 05, 2015, 11:27:33 AM

typically a girl who wants to be pregnant. It happened me once. After a diner i bang her in her car, the follwing day at her home, she just want to be banged in every way. I did it getbigger style, raw, no pulling out. Then she told me she didn't take birth control, she was from french caraibe, and she told me that girl from french caraibe usually raise children alone, "like my grand mother and my mother before me, it's a tradition to be a single mother". I spend the worst month of my life. She texted me later, "don't worry asshole, i got my menstruation".

You banged her in your police car?
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: residue on May 05, 2015, 11:32:49 AM

def not...after she left, i went to my computer to jerk one out to my favorite porn starlet aletta ocean...her asshole can cure any man's worst pains.. her pucker is truly a blend of mystical pleasure with a touch of forbidden fruits of love that can make your life change instantly...could rub one out to her every day....

there after i went to the strip club later than night....

so you're not gay because you couldn't get hard with a real woman but starting at something andrognous like a butthole and a man's hard calloused hand got you off..

but you're not gay
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Overload on May 05, 2015, 11:43:33 AM
so you're not gay because you couldn't get hard with a real woman but starting at something andrognous like a butthole and a man's hard calloused hand got you off..

but you're not gay

He's one of those "guys" who can only get off when there is a stiff cock in the porn scene.


8)
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Princess L on May 05, 2015, 06:05:46 PM
Junior asked for this to be posted.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Dear Mogulgangi,

It's Uncle Joon here. I was lurking your "floopy cock" thread and thought I'd reply. I feel you have made some elementary school boy  errors in the situation you faced with the young lady in question. I am hoping this post will rectify your mistakes for the future.

I gave you some excellent advice in the past, specifically with regards to wooing women from Seeking Arrangements and Sugardaddie websites for free which went down well so here is another reply on this subject.

It's a known fact that I have slept with well over 3000 women in my life, it's not something I am proud of, it's not something I regret either....it simply is what it is.... a statement of fact from a serial long life hardened sex addict with a serious sex addiction for many years.

Many people have often asked me "How do you do it Joon?" "How do you sleep with so many women etc"....and trust me the intention of this post is not to brag about my accomplishments (often I wish I had more meaningful relationships as a matter of fact) ......but to highlight something which if you learn to understand properly will forever turn you into an insane fucking machine that 90% of women cannot resist most of the time.

Now I will be the first to admit, I am not the best looking guy in the world, I don't have a killer body like some of the studs on GB, and many people think that I can simply get pussy because I am wealthy! I will admit that to a certain extent wealth helps, especially if you have a nice apartment, nice car and dress smart.....but THIS IS NOT AT ALL THE REAL reason I get so much pussy...

The reason I get so much pussy is BECAUSE I am a fucking master psychologist who understands the female mind and body and I am an extraordinary salesman full of wit, charm and charisma....who can get most people to do what he wants almost like with hypnotic effect.

Not only have I made it an art form to be COMPLETELY in tune with the female body, but I have learned over the years to understand female psychology often subconscious to an absolute T and I am a master of turning a woman weakness into my strength and capitalizing it.

The girl in question wanted to feel the moment of passion with you RIGHT THEN and THERE, completely on the spot. She NEEDED to be penetrated right there and there ON THE SPOT. Your limp dick completely fucked up her vibe and it is easily understandable why it would. IT HAD to be right then and there in her mind and you couldn't deliver it which in her mind means you are not attracted to her, simple as that. How illogical, unfair, ridiculous afterthought you want to put on it will NEVER change HER FEELING in THAT MOMENT.

Here is where you fucked up. Instead of thinking about your cock not getting hard and faffing around playing with it (which only makes it worse) you IMMEDIATELY should have recognized the situation needed to start penetrating her with your FINGERS without a seconds delay. The girl would not have care if she was being penetrated by your finger, your cock, a dildo or a beer bottle, the point is it HAD to be in the moment she was feeling it...SHE NEEDED to be penetrated.

No matter how limp or small your cock is etc, YOU CAN ALWAYS immediately get a girl off by fingering her.

Not many guys know how to finger properly either. Don't just go in an out like a jack in a box with straight fingers.

Make a slight curve like an arrow and push it in and up in a firm, rhythmical and SLOW fashion and BUILD IT UP. Too many guys fuck up by going to fast to early and not building it up or putting correct amount of pressure on her clit which you should know how to  rub while simultaneously finger her with arched fingers.

I have made girls orgasm with seconds just by fingering them PROPERLY.

And once you do, the girl will relax and she will melt in your hands to do whatever you want with for the rest of the session.

Key is to make her cum first and quickly.......often using fingers or oral.......since most girls find it hard to cum from penetration alone...then once you do she is all yours to do what you want with.

Remember! Fingers are often underused in a mans Arsenal of sexual weaponry and something most girls absolutely love.


Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: _aj_ on May 05, 2015, 06:12:28 PM
Another thread hijacked by Joon's braggadocio.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: HTexan on May 05, 2015, 07:09:39 PM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--19DjwMQV--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ktdvm1kp2yqt7lls8rgg.jpg)
Rich, Brit, fit, and hung. Must get mad pussy.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: jon cole on May 05, 2015, 08:36:26 PM
You banged her in your police car?

No, but she's a cop like me.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Primemuscle on May 05, 2015, 09:20:07 PM
I'm sure every guy here appreciates Joon's knowledge and extensive experience with women.  ::) Tell us again why you pay for sex with prostitutes, since by your comments here, women are falling all over themselves to get a piece of you.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: TestDummy on May 06, 2015, 05:12:32 PM
she didn't let me it was so weird she just pretty much said get it upright now or I'm going to leave within 20 seconds she was gone didn't let me play with her and let me start some foreplay and my confidence was played after the event but I realize that it wasn't my fault it was hers she's just a crazy psycho

What a bitch
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: HTexan on May 06, 2015, 07:15:44 PM
What a bitch
She is a bitch for wanting a hard cock and not a limpy micro penis?  ??? You know how sex works right?  :-\
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Primemuscle on May 06, 2015, 08:52:08 PM
I remember the "good old days" when my dick would get hard for absolutely no reason. Just the mention of something sexy would set it to growing. At 70 years of age, with my prostate removed and who knows what else, I feel lucky on those rare occasions when it does work without the need for ED meds.

Keep that woman away from me. With her attitude, she'd be waiting until the cows came home before I'd get hard for her.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: 240 is Back on May 06, 2015, 09:41:32 PM
more fiber, less gluten.   i'm serious here.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: Primemuscle on May 06, 2015, 10:26:12 PM
more fiber, less gluten.   i'm serious here.

You are definitely right about the fiber. I realized today that the only meal where I had fiber was dinner. Time to haul out the Shredded wheat for breakfast and salads with fruit for lunch. Lunch today was a bowl of corn chips dipped in guacamole. I probably ate the equivalent of two avocados. It was a whole package of Wholly Guacamole that's got 8 servings in it.

Thing is, my libido is the shits these days. You gotta get turned on before you can get it on or up as the case may be. Anyway who wants to get fucked by a 70 year old, unless you're paying them and I've never gone that route and hope I never do.
Title: Re: floppy cock
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 07, 2015, 12:53:11 AM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--19DjwMQV--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ktdvm1kp2yqt7lls8rgg.jpg)
Rich, Brit, fit, and hung. Must get mad pussy.

I hope Army of One doesn't have a heart attack when he sees this.